the strangest fetish online *somebody once told me the world is gonna roll me I ain't the sharpest tool in the shed*

我已經發現

sneezing videos

最新最奇怪的網路潮流

that's right everybody sneezing videos

*somebody once told me the world is gonna roll me I ain't the sharpest tool in the shed*

sweeping the nations. Is your kid watching

噴嚏影片

sneezing videos on YouTube? you better

沒錯各位 噴嚏影片

watch out, YouTube is dangerous place

席捲全球 是您的孩子正在看的

apparently it's really popular

打噴嚏的影片在YouTube上？

really really popular so popular that

你最好要小心，youtube是個危險的地方

from now on big announcement I have

顯然它的真的很流行

become a sneezing Channel let's look at

真的非常非常的流行，流行到

some sneezing people

我要宣布從現在開始

Holy shit

我要轉型成為專業的噴嚏影片頻道

that's a lot of sneezes how does she do it

讓我們來看看一些噴嚏影片

incredible how does she do that thing

后里蟹

with her nose. I- I've never seen anything like it

那是很多個噴嚏 她是怎麼做到的

you can follow her on Instagram

真不可思議

sneezegirl143

她是怎麼用她的鼻子辦到的?

* chuckle* Sneeze girl

我...我從來沒見過這麼神奇的事情

how did you come up with that?

妳可以追蹤她的Instagram

I'm gonna be sneeze girl- ah shit it was taken

sneezegirl143

it's private

*呵呵* 噴嚏女孩

come on man come on I need to see them sneezes

妳怎麼會想取這種暱稱?

n- now the favorite part of these

我想要叫做噴嚏女孩 阿 乾 被註冊走了

sneezing videos it's the comments

是非公開帳號

they're absolutely fucked up nuts but

麥安捏 我需要看他們打噴嚏

horribly horribly hot no name but very

現在，關於這些噴嚏影片

very pretty awesome sneeze this really

我最愛的部分就是留言了

sexy Rick Sanders okay he just liked a

他們真的

couple videos he liked this one and

*親*

another sneezing one all these like

太瘋狂了! 但是超級無敵恐怖的性感

videos are related to sneezing and

微不足道但是非常美麗

allergies 10 hours of sneezing this is

超蚌的噴嚏 真的很性感

weird dude this guy is weird

Rick Sanders

that's her 150 fourth C's what are these

*笑*

are these cam girls? I like apologetic sneezers

他按讚的影片都是像剛剛影片的類型

what's the most viewed sneeze beautiful

另一個也是

girls quadruple sneeze my god must see

都是關於鼻子過敏和打噴嚏的影片

they love this one because it's just a

[讀標題]十個小時的連續打噴嚏影片

guy trying to play guitar but he keeps

老兄這真詭異,這人真奇怪

sneezing and it's just getting genuinely

這是什麼???

pissed off about it that's so pissed he

[WTF!!!]

just gave up sneezing can change lives

這是她的第157個噴嚏,什麼???

it's not just a fetish but it's also a

這些是網紅嗎??[讀留言]'我喜歡對自己打噴嚏感到抱歉的人'

fetish bless you for all your sneezes

最多觀看次數的噴嚏影片是哪個

handsome cute sneezes by the way even

[影片名稱]美女噴嚏四連發 我的天這必看啊

girls like sneezes wha what has happened

[影片開始][滿滿的噴嚏]

to the world please make sure text me

我喜歡這部是因為這基本上是

can you make a shit me bleep so hot

一個人試著彈吉他但他一直

bless us so handsome are you telling me

打噴嚏然後他開始越來越

right now that all I have to do is

生氣[影片播放]

sneeze and women will like me my

Pews:[笑]他超生氣

declining female demographic will

他直接放棄了 噴嚏能改變一生

finally return if I sneeze well the

那不只是種戀物癖 同時還是種

choice is obvious I need to figure out

戀物癖 ─Pewdiepie(2017)

how to sneeze some demand what what

[看留言]'願神保佑你'

what's that cute with that deducting

帥哥,真可愛(噴嚏)'

real wait what why but what is that what

連女生都喜歡噴嚏,這世界

is that pewdiepie sneeze compilation

怎麼變這樣 [讀留言]'記得私訊我喔'

what's the 10,000 views you can thank me

[下一個][Pews大叫]'你能做一個沒穿衣服的噴嚏片嗎?' [另一個怪怪留言]'好性感'

later

'願神保佑你,你好帥' 所以這是說

Thank You of them

我現在需要做的就是

yeah

打噴嚏然後女生們就會喜歡我!?我的

holy shit buddy like super old video I

女性觀看次數會從原本下降

love Kenan okay these are so old how old

變成慢慢回升如果我打噴嚏!?

are you what you sir

很明顯的,我得找出

sorry Jesus

怎麼打噴嚏---[假噴嚏]

make him find a jacket it's me Georgey

這夠可愛嗎?這看起來夠真嗎?

ah that one was cute how do they find

等等--這--這是什麼??

all these they must go through like

[標題]Pewdiepie噴嚏合輯

hundred so much fucking videos so many

什麼東--一萬多觀看次數!? 等會謝謝我吧

videos I have thousands of videos kind

[大叫]竟然有兩部!!?

of want that on my son boy wait jack has

[慢動作噴嚏]

one what the fuck I bet I have way cuter

[打噴嚏]

sneeze than Jack by the way yes

天啊這都是超舊的影片

confirmed hahaha that fuck with that

[繼續打噴嚏] 天啊這真的超久之前的影片欸

Jesus like sneeze almost killed me yeah

[再來]

ah lame wait ken has a fucking sneeze

[還有]

give it to dawn who holy shit a triple

[失憶症那時的影片]

sneeze not bad Ken I may have a bit of

剛剛那個很可愛(自己說)

respect left for you after all right cry

他們是怎麼找到這些影片的?他們得看過大概

cry yes just just every fucking youtuber

幾百部--超多的影片*2

ever has a sneeze in compilation shit

我有幾千部影片 [一直重播]我想

oh shit that you move down there they

把這(聲音)用到我混音板上

definitely move down there yeah what the

等等Jake(另一個youtuber)也有?!

hell is wrong with you

什麼鬼?我敢說我的噴嚏

yeah I'd fuck that sneeze

一定比他可愛多了[播影片] Pews:好的

I'd fuck it i Puckett sorry mines em

確認[笑]那是什麼啦

over you now wait you guys better not be

[Jake:天啊剛剛那噴嚏差點殺了我]

perverts over my destiny Singh no no it

Pews:[嫌棄的臉]啊啊 等等Ken也有??

was decent after we put no plans around

[連續噴嚏]后里蟹,連三發

I can't wait

的噴嚏,不錯喔Ken,看完這我開始

don't worry always do it was my chance

有一點點尊敬你了 等等Cry?

even her sneeze is sexy what the fuck

Cry也有!?現在是每個他媽的youtuber都有一個

another what the fuck is this channel

噴嚏合輯是吧? [影片播放][性感的聲音]

there's even a whole science around

[影片繼續]

sneezing I don't know if you guys

[Cry:你在幹嘛啦?]

realize this but it's pretty interesting

[打噴嚏]Pews:我會上那噴嚏聲

yeah I saw your hands like that did you

太性感了,Marzia我很抱歉

thank you good let's break down the

等等你們最好不要像變態一樣

Tosh's call shall we

有Marzia的噴嚏合輯 不!!不!!!

where they're testing what's grosser a

[模擬市民]

sneeze or a cough hell cops project

[可愛的噴嚏]

thousands of bacteria up to 7 feet away

[留言]'就連她的噴嚏都很性感' [Pews無法接受][慢慢後退]WTF??

yeah it's my face at 55 miles per hour

另一部影片['滿足你的女友']

I can feel her phlegm drying on my giant

[又一個噴嚏][Pews笑]這頻道是怎麼回事

weirdo 38 38 38 me I'm kind of into that

竟然還有牽扯到科學

I let garl sneeze on me sorry might say

我我我不知道你們

I don't watch this video much I would

知不知道這個,這滿有趣的 [我咳]

let girls sneeze on me please this video

噁--[女:我看到你的手剛剛像這樣 男:妳有喔?]

has this video has converted me alright

[影片:讓我們放慢速度]

how much is in the scene it was a weird

他們在測試哪個比較噁

show now what's weird reason reacting to

噴嚏或是咳嗽[影片播放]噁--[繼續]

this shit 25350 sneezing is gross get

[影片:成千上萬的細菌能被噴到七英尺遠]

this ride you've perverts stop looking

噁噁[--到我臉上的速度是時速55英里]

at my girlfriend sneezing I don't like

[男:我能感受到她的痰在我臉上乾掉]

it that's right that's right daddy of

[38]Pews:什麼38? [噴嚏攻擊]我有點想像那個男的一樣

five you're so right

讓女生打噴嚏在我臉上(噁)抱歉了Marzia

so if you ever have to sneeze in public

別看這部影片,我會讓女生

here's what you do the Dracula sneeze

打噴嚏在我臉上拜託[放大]

now it's a DAB it's a DAB so if you're

這影片讓我改觀了,好的

spreading germs sneezing

這噴嚏多快呢?[男:這好奇怪]

even when covering your mouth and

現在最奇怪的事是對這爛東西做評論

sneezing into your elbow is there

[25!!?噴嚏比較強]Pews:噁,噴嚏比較強

anything you can do but let's grab a

記得這個你這變態,別再看

tissue believe it or not with Marcus

我女朋友打噴嚏了變態們,我不喜歡

sneezing right into the tissue we found

[混音板:WTF!!!]沒有錯啦就是這樣

nothing getting through nothing

你是對的

well I still stand by the dab

所以如果你在公共場合打噴嚏

that's cool

以下是你要做的[影片:當 Dracula打噴嚏時]

wait what

不,這是個DAB*2

twelve-year-old sneezes 12,000 times per

[影片:你仍然會傳播細菌給別人]

day there's always some weird fetish a

[即使你蓋住你的嘴巴]

little girl who can't stop sneezing she

[用手肘也沒辦法]

sneezes about are you ready for this

[你該怎麼辦呢?拿出衛生紙]

12,000 times per day Gio Benitez has her

[看你相不相信,當Marcus打噴嚏時]

story for us oh shit

[口水什麼的都被衛生紙擋住了]

are you kidding me for twelve-year-old

[沒有東西散出來]

Katelyn Thornley this sound has become

恩我還是站DAB這邊的(音量調小)

painfully familiar whoa whoa whoa whoa

那超酷,如果以後你要打噴嚏你就(音量調小)

well ago Katelyn began sneezing and she

[再一個]等等什麼?

hasn't stopped I was walking out as I

[標題]12歲一天打了1萬2000次的噴嚏]

feel bad for her learn a lesson all of a

總是有些奇怪的新聞

sudden oh just it kind of started and

[影片:12歲的小女孩無法停止]

just like little spurts you know it was

[打噴嚏,你準備好來看這個新聞了嗎?]

like just a few sneezes here and there

[一天打1萬2000噴嚏,Gio Benitez要來]

but by the time I went to bed I'd sneeze

[報導一則特別的故事]Pews:后里蟹

30 times that night Katelyn now

你認真的?[12歲的]

averaging about 20 sneezes per minute

[Katelyn Thornley的這聲音已經變成]

what I can control it sometimes but it's

[她的夢靨]Pews:喔!喔!喔!喔!喔!

really painful and so far doctors the

[...Katelyn就開始打噴嚏]

Texas Children's Hospital in Houston

[而且都沒停下來過 女孩:我就走出去---]

haven't been able to figure out exactly

Pews:她好可憐[...上完課後]

what is causing yellow my time using

[這一切就突然(哈啾)開始了]

referring to the Lotus whoa whoa whoa

[就像很多小火箭一樣冒出來]

whoa whoa whoa iris oh my god that so

[隨時都會打噴嚏]

many stays read well I'm going to hell

[當我要睡覺時我會打]

after I die but she sounds like it well

[大概30次的噴嚏][現在Katelyn]

it's time for you and III know it's time

[平均是一分鐘打20的噴嚏]

to pull out the sneeze I realized all I

Pews:什麼??[我有時候可以忍住但]

need to do is to pull out a really good

[會很痛苦][目前為止]

sneeze I don't know if you noticed but

[德州兒童醫院的醫生]

it back Oh they've all been fake sneezes

[還沒找出確實的]

I know I can fake them really well but

[原因--]Pews:我的天啊

let's do a genuine sneeze here together

喔!喔!喔!喔!喔!

I see if we can both do it together I I

我的天啊!

came prepared I have one of these I'm

超多的噴嚏[留言]'呃我說完可能死後'

going to stick it up my no wait my nose

'會下地獄但她的聲音像噴霧罐'

thank you

現在是時候了,我--我知道

yeah what yeah I'm gonna come back

是時候來打噴嚏了,我知道我

oh yeah motherfucker

需要做的事就是做出一個很棒的

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