*dramatic music*

是...是buzz... 是...呃

It's, it's bu- It's uhh...

是buzz... 是BuzzFeed

It's buzz- It's BuzzFeed.

我真的喜歡...

*dramatic choir*

我真的喜歡...

I really like-

我真的喜歡BuzzFeed

I really like-

我想它是個好...

I really like BuzzFeed.

是個好網站

I think it's a good...

我想它相當的... 至少它不壞...它還不錯!!

It's a good website.

它不是爛網站

I think it's pretty- It's not bad at leas- It's not bad!

它是個youtube頻道

It's not a bad website.

我...我怎麼會知道?!

It's a youtube channel! (DUHH!!)

BuzzFeed搞清楚了,好嗎?!

What do- What do I know?

我每天都在想 我應該做什麼影片

Well, BuzzFeed, figured it out, okay?

很明顯BuzzFeed搞清楚 他媽的該做什麼

Everyday I think about, what video, should I make?

2元熱狗 vs 169元熱狗

BuzzFeed clearly figured out, what the fuck to do.

7百萬觀看次數

2 dollar hotdog, versus, 169 dollar hotdog.

非常感謝

BAM!

那是7萬美金 那我拿走了

7 million views!

影片用了171元 你拿回7000回來

Thank you, very much!

100元運動鞋 vs 25000元運動鞋

That will be 70 grand, I'll take that one.

真天才!

171 dollars on a video, and bam, you got 7 grand back.

現在我是個貪心的瑞典小混蛋

100 dollar sneaker, versus 25,000 dollar sneaker.

你懂得,我有個更好的主意 我就直說了

GENIUS!

1元的尿 vs 200元的尿

Now, me being a greedy little Swedish bastard,

5元比薩 vs 500元比薩

You know, I got some better ideas, straight off the bat.

但知道嗎!這是老梗了

1 dollar piss, versus 200 dollar piss.

真有趣

5 dollar pizza, versus 500 dollar pizza.

然後我吃的時候 丟的到處都是

But get this! It's moldy!

5元妓女 vs 200元妓女

That's hilarious.

看,我想要知道她真實的價值

And then I'll throw up everywhere when I eat it.

然後 200元妓女 vs 動畫抱枕

5 dollar prostitute, versus 200 dollar prostitute.

真難抉擇

See, I wanna actually know the value!

你們現在做影片日誌?

And like, a 200 dollar prostitute versus anime pillow.

這他媽三小??!!

That's a tough one!

BuzzFeed你們應該要

Oh, you make vlogs now?

快又閃的影片內容

GUY IN VIDEO:"Dude those are pretty fresh actually"

有人發現了youtube演算法囉

THE FFING GUY IN THE VID: Yeah they are customs actually..

讓我來試試一些...

What the fuck is this?

一些vs,好嗎

BuzzFeed you were supposed to be

看看我們可以想到什麼

quick and snappy content

這真的...

oh

言歸正傳,我所做的 只是分裂我跟buzzfeed

*chuckles*

有點悲傷,對吧

someone found out about the youtube algorithm

無論如何,來做吧~

let's go and try some-

*1元的尿 vs 680元的尿*

some vurses ok

好的各位

see what we can come up with

這是件大事

it's really-

不是每個人都有這個 但我們從一個日本網站得到了它

really gotten to that point huh, where I just rip on buzzfeed

非常獨家

kinda sad isn't it

非常...非常高品質的水 它要價...

ANYWAY LET'S DO THIS

680英鎊

*more intense choir music*

就一個水壺

alright guys

這是來自日本的鑽石水 有被過濾過

this is pretty big deal

它有自己的過濾系統 所以它過濾...

not everyone has this but we managed to get from the Japanese website

它持續過濾自己

very exclusive

沒有比像這樣的日本鑽石水 還要更純淨的水了

very- very high quality water it costs-

你知道嗎,我還蠻興奮去喝它

6-680 pounds (roughly $842)

這是很貴的水 謝謝你youtube

for one bottle

但是...

it's diamond water from Japan it's been filtrated

我更興奮去喝尿

it has it's own filtration system so it filter-

這不是每個人都買得起的

it continuously filters itself

我真的...

there's no purer water than Japanese diamond water like this

我真的很自豪,他們送這個給我們 因為我不用付錢

y'know I'm pretty excited to drink this

600英鎊 真的很瘋狂

it's pretty expensive water... thank you youtube (where to buy that?)

這是便宜的水

but

只是自來水

I'm more excited to drink the piss

我很興奮因為 這個還會噴水霧

it's a thing that not everyone can afford

幾乎就像在喝它

I'm really-

等不及用我的尿來做

I'm really proud that they sent it to us 'cause I'm not- I'm not gonna pay for it

好的,所以我要喝這個水

600 pounds that's pretty crazy

這是便宜的水

this is the cheap water

然後,我要尿在這裡面

just tap water

我們再等一天

I'm excited 'cause this one comes with a mist

然後我再喝這個水 也就是貴的水

it's almost like drinking it

然後我會把水尿回這瓶子

can't wait to do this with my piss

然後我會喝它

okay so I'm gonna drink this water

然後我鑑賞一下

this is the cheap water

哪一種尿比較好喝

then, I'm gonna piss in this

1元尿還是600元尿

we're gonna wait a day

這水嘗起來真的...

then I'm gonna drink this water, the expensive water.

我愛Buzzfeed

and then I'm gonna piss this water back in the bottle

它是我最愛的...

and then I'm gonna drink it

我在等尿出來

and then I'm gonna value it

好的各位 *幾小時後*

which piss tastes better

我喝完我的...

$1 piss or $600 piss

我第一個水

*gargles and tries to speak but I can't understand him so...*

但我基本上要去...

this water tastes really-

現在去撇尿

*gargles*

開始吧

I love buzzfeed

好的

it's my favorite

有了

I was waiting for the piss to come

哇...這有一點...

ok guys

有點奇怪...

I finished my-

我需要喝多一點水 這個...

my first water

不ok

but I'm basically going to

ok

take a piss right now

明天見

here we go

晚安

alright

這聞起來真不錯 *隔天*

I got it

好的,歡迎回來

wow it's a li-

是時候來喝貴的水了 我很好奇它嘗起來如何 因為Buzzfeed...

kinda weird lo-

還沒試過

man I need to drink more water, this is-

我的月光寶瓶

not ok

好開始吧

*gagging*

我不想灑出來一滴 你知道嗎

ok

每一... 你能想像這一滴要多少錢嗎?!

see you tomorrow

好的

goodnight

開始吧

it smells really nice

我的天

alright, welcome back

真驚人

it's time to drink the expensive water I'm really curious what it tastes like 'cause buzzfeed

我像個新的人

haven't tried this

我的天 我的頭腦...

my moonshine jar

輕飄飄的

alright here we go

5元辣醬 vs 5000元辣醬

I don't wanna spill a drop

5百萬元 vs 5千萬元

every- imagine how much a drop costs from this

pewdiepie人形立牌 vs 真的pewdiepie

alright

它嘗起來很純粹

here we go

就像你媽的屁股

*dramatic music*

舌尖真的嘶嘶的(?)

oh my god

但尿真的喝起來不一樣嗎??

it's amazing!

再見...到當我需要撇個尿的時候

I'm like a new man!

他在尿尿,他在尿尿 *幾小時後*

oh my god my mind has been-

為什麼你要尿在...

it's been levitated

尿在碗裡??!!

$5 hot sauce vs. $5,000 hot sauce

你還沒拿瓶子

5 million dollars vs. 50 million dollars

我停不下來

a cardboard cutout of pewdiepie vs. real pewdiepie

我能拿... 我可以進去嗎??

it tastes pure

等等...不要!

like yo momma's ass ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)

等等... 別擔心,別擔心

the tip of the tongue really sizzles

我找到一個杯子

bUT WILL THE PISS TASTE DIFFERENT!?

-我有一點... -他尿在杯子裡

see you... when I need to take a piss

我接到了一點

*Brad's voice offscreen* "He's pissing, he's pissing"

-為什麼你不把瓶子拿進去?? -淦!淦!

Brad: "WHY ARE YOU PISSING-

我的天哪

INTO A BOWL!?"

別擔心

Brad: "You haven't got the bottle."

你認真的嗎??

*pewds in the bathroom*: "I CAN'T STOP."

別...別擔心

Brad: "can I br- can I come in?"

-擊掌! -不 不 不 不 不 肏你的,離我遠一點

pewds: "wait just no"

ok現在把尿倒進去

pewds: "wait don't worry, don't worry."

天哪!!

pewds: "I found a cup."

因為它有過濾器

pewds: "I got a lo-" Brad (laughing): "he pissed in a cup."

對吧?所以它應該...

pewds: "I got a little bit."

它應該不會太糟

Brad: "Why didn't you take the bottle in?" pewds (whispering): "shit shit"

這真是...

Brad: OH MY GOD

令人失望的少

pewds: "don't worry 'bout it."

我該先喝哪一個?? 先從這開始??

Brad: "Are you serious!?"

喔肏

pewds: "don't- don't worry about it."

天殺的

pewds: "high 5! :D " Brad: "NO NO NO NO NO fuck you, stay away."

該死

ok now we put the piss in

你認真的嗎??

Brad (laughing): "oh my god!"

我會停止拍攝

'cause it has the filter

這很衛生

right? so it should-

不它沒有

it shouldn't be too bad

ok所以這是便宜的測試品

what are they- what a-

我要用...喝

disappointing amount

不好喝

which one do I start with? do I start with this?

嘿Brad

oh shit

你要你的聖誕獎金嗎?

Brad: "fucks sake"

yee

Brad: "damn"

在這

Brad: "are you serious?"

但要噴在你臉上

Brad: "I will stop filming"

不

this is sanitary

噴一下

Brad: "no it isn't"

不

ok so this is the cheap test

你不想要...

I'm gonna drink it from the-

50英鎊??

*dramatic music*

我想要 因為...

*gagging*

來吧

Brad: *gagging*

我要...

*dramatic music*

你要的話 你就要被噴一下

doesn't taste good...

先給我50英鎊

hey Brad

我已經...

you want your Christmas bonus?

我相信你會搶回去

Brad: yee

不!等等 我還沒準備好

here

等等!等等!

then one mist in your face

噁!

Brad: no

感覺如何??

one mist

好的Buzzfeed

Brad: no

來看看你試這個

you don't want-

這新鮮多了

50 pounds? (roughly $62)

好溫暖

Brad: "I mean I do because-"

它有聖誕感覺,知道嗎?

come on

嘗起來就像聖誕節

Brad: "I want-"

所以問題來了

no, you want the m- you have to take the mist

1元的尿 vs 600元的尿

Brad: "give me the 50 pounds first"

結果會讓你驚呆

I already-

是...

Brad: "I'm gonna trust you'll snatch it away"

啤酒!!

*dramatic music*

究極惡作劇,各位

Brad: *screams* "AHH No wait I wasn't ready"

一直都是啤酒

Brad: "wait wait"

被整到的話 按個讚吧

pewds: *laughing* "ew"

這是600元的水,雖然我不喜歡它的味道 它嘗起來像在浪費你的錢

Michael: "How was it?"

謝謝收看

alright buzzfeed

不要拉近啦!

let's see you try this

*dramatic music*

Brad: "it's so much fresher"

so warm

it has that Christmas feeling y'know

tastes just like Christmas

so here's the question

$1 piss versus $600 piss

the result might shock you

(wait for it.....) (WAIT FOR IT!!!!!!!)

It's.....

BEER!!

( back at it again with that clickbait )

Wow (srsly pewds?)

The epic prank guys..

It was beer all along.

Leave a like if you got pranked.

"this was a 600 dollar water though and i did enjoy the taste. it tasted like wasting your fucking money

Thank you for watching.

*snickers* "stop zooming"

*shook*