字幕列表 影片播放 列印所有字幕 列印翻譯字幕 列印英文字幕 Let me tell you about my favourite website. (wut..) 讓我告訴你們 我最喜歡的網站 *dramatic music* 是...是buzz... 是...呃 It's, it's bu- It's uhh... 是buzz... 是BuzzFeed It's buzz- It's BuzzFeed. 我真的喜歡... *dramatic choir* 我真的喜歡... I really like- 我真的喜歡BuzzFeed I really like- 我想它是個好... I really like BuzzFeed. 是個好網站 I think it's a good... 我想它相當的... 至少它不壞...它還不錯!! It's a good website. 它不是爛網站 I think it's pretty- It's not bad at leas- It's not bad! 它是個youtube頻道 It's not a bad website. 我...我怎麼會知道?! It's a youtube channel! (DUHH!!) BuzzFeed搞清楚了,好嗎?! What do- What do I know? 我每天都在想 我應該做什麼影片 Well, BuzzFeed, figured it out, okay? 很明顯BuzzFeed搞清楚 他媽的該做什麼 Everyday I think about, what video, should I make? 2元熱狗 vs 169元熱狗 BuzzFeed clearly figured out, what the fuck to do. 7百萬觀看次數 2 dollar hotdog, versus, 169 dollar hotdog. 非常感謝 BAM! 那是7萬美金 那我拿走了 7 million views! 影片用了171元 你拿回7000回來 Thank you, very much! 100元運動鞋 vs 25000元運動鞋 That will be 70 grand, I'll take that one. 真天才! 171 dollars on a video, and bam, you got 7 grand back. 現在我是個貪心的瑞典小混蛋 100 dollar sneaker, versus 25,000 dollar sneaker. 你懂得,我有個更好的主意 我就直說了 GENIUS! 1元的尿 vs 200元的尿 Now, me being a greedy little Swedish bastard, 5元比薩 vs 500元比薩 You know, I got some better ideas, straight off the bat. 但知道嗎!這是老梗了 1 dollar piss, versus 200 dollar piss. 真有趣 5 dollar pizza, versus 500 dollar pizza. 然後我吃的時候 丟的到處都是 But get this! It's moldy! 5元妓女 vs 200元妓女 That's hilarious. 看,我想要知道她真實的價值 And then I'll throw up everywhere when I eat it. 然後 200元妓女 vs 動畫抱枕 5 dollar prostitute, versus 200 dollar prostitute. 真難抉擇 See, I wanna actually know the value! 你們現在做影片日誌? And like, a 200 dollar prostitute versus anime pillow. 這他媽三小??!! That's a tough one! BuzzFeed你們應該要 Oh, you make vlogs now? 快又閃的影片內容 GUY IN VIDEO:"Dude those are pretty fresh actually" 有人發現了youtube演算法囉 THE FFING GUY IN THE VID: Yeah they are customs actually.. 讓我來試試一些... What the fuck is this? 一些vs,好嗎 BuzzFeed you were supposed to be 看看我們可以想到什麼 quick and snappy content 這真的... oh 言歸正傳,我所做的 只是分裂我跟buzzfeed *chuckles* 有點悲傷,對吧 someone found out about the youtube algorithm 無論如何,來做吧~ let's go and try some- *1元的尿 vs 680元的尿* some vurses ok 好的各位 see what we can come up with 這是件大事 it's really- 不是每個人都有這個 但我們從一個日本網站得到了它 really gotten to that point huh, where I just rip on buzzfeed 非常獨家 kinda sad isn't it 非常...非常高品質的水 它要價... ANYWAY LET'S DO THIS 680英鎊 *more intense choir music* 就一個水壺 alright guys 這是來自日本的鑽石水 有被過濾過 this is pretty big deal 它有自己的過濾系統 所以它過濾... not everyone has this but we managed to get from the Japanese website 它持續過濾自己 very exclusive 沒有比像這樣的日本鑽石水 還要更純淨的水了 very- very high quality water it costs- 你知道嗎,我還蠻興奮去喝它 6-680 pounds (roughly $842) 這是很貴的水 謝謝你youtube for one bottle 但是... it's diamond water from Japan it's been filtrated 我更興奮去喝尿 it has it's own filtration system so it filter- 這不是每個人都買得起的 it continuously filters itself 我真的... there's no purer water than Japanese diamond water like this 我真的很自豪,他們送這個給我們 因為我不用付錢 y'know I'm pretty excited to drink this 600英鎊 真的很瘋狂 it's pretty expensive water... thank you youtube (where to buy that?) 這是便宜的水 but 只是自來水 I'm more excited to drink the piss 我很興奮因為 這個還會噴水霧 it's a thing that not everyone can afford 幾乎就像在喝它 I'm really- 等不及用我的尿來做 I'm really proud that they sent it to us 'cause I'm not- I'm not gonna pay for it 好的,所以我要喝這個水 600 pounds that's pretty crazy 這是便宜的水 this is the cheap water 然後,我要尿在這裡面 just tap water 我們再等一天 I'm excited 'cause this one comes with a mist 然後我再喝這個水 也就是貴的水 it's almost like drinking it 然後我會把水尿回這瓶子 can't wait to do this with my piss 然後我會喝它 okay so I'm gonna drink this water 然後我鑑賞一下 this is the cheap water 哪一種尿比較好喝 then, I'm gonna piss in this 1元尿還是600元尿 we're gonna wait a day 這水嘗起來真的... then I'm gonna drink this water, the expensive water. 我愛Buzzfeed and then I'm gonna piss this water back in the bottle 它是我最愛的... and then I'm gonna drink it 我在等尿出來 and then I'm gonna value it 好的各位 *幾小時後* which piss tastes better 我喝完我的... $1 piss or $600 piss 我第一個水 *gargles and tries to speak but I can't understand him so...* 但我基本上要去... this water tastes really- 現在去撇尿 *gargles* 開始吧 I love buzzfeed 好的 it's my favorite 有了 I was waiting for the piss to come 哇...這有一點... ok guys 有點奇怪... I finished my- 我需要喝多一點水 這個... my first water 不ok but I'm basically going to ok take a piss right now 明天見 here we go 晚安 alright 這聞起來真不錯 *隔天* I got it 好的,歡迎回來 wow it's a li- 是時候來喝貴的水了 我很好奇它嘗起來如何 因為Buzzfeed... kinda weird lo- 還沒試過 man I need to drink more water, this is- 我的月光寶瓶 not ok 好開始吧 *gagging* 我不想灑出來一滴 你知道嗎 ok 每一... 你能想像這一滴要多少錢嗎?! see you tomorrow 好的 goodnight 開始吧 it smells really nice 我的天 alright, welcome back 真驚人 it's time to drink the expensive water I'm really curious what it tastes like 'cause buzzfeed 我像個新的人 haven't tried this 我的天 我的頭腦... my moonshine jar 輕飄飄的 alright here we go 5元辣醬 vs 5000元辣醬 I don't wanna spill a drop 5百萬元 vs 5千萬元 every- imagine how much a drop costs from this pewdiepie人形立牌 vs 真的pewdiepie alright 它嘗起來很純粹 here we go 就像你媽的屁股 *dramatic music* 舌尖真的嘶嘶的(?) oh my god 但尿真的喝起來不一樣嗎?? it's amazing! 再見...到當我需要撇個尿的時候 I'm like a new man! 他在尿尿,他在尿尿 *幾小時後* oh my god my mind has been- 為什麼你要尿在... it's been levitated 尿在碗裡??!! $5 hot sauce vs. $5,000 hot sauce 你還沒拿瓶子 5 million dollars vs. 50 million dollars 我停不下來 a cardboard cutout of pewdiepie vs. real pewdiepie 我能拿... 我可以進去嗎?? it tastes pure 等等...不要! like yo momma's ass ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°) 等等... 別擔心,別擔心 the tip of the tongue really sizzles 我找到一個杯子 bUT WILL THE PISS TASTE DIFFERENT!? -我有一點... -他尿在杯子裡 see you... when I need to take a piss 我接到了一點 *Brad's voice offscreen* "He's pissing, he's pissing" -為什麼你不把瓶子拿進去?? -淦!淦! Brad: "WHY ARE YOU PISSING- 我的天哪 INTO A BOWL!?" 別擔心 Brad: "You haven't got the bottle." 你認真的嗎?? *pewds in the bathroom*: "I CAN'T STOP." 別...別擔心 Brad: "can I br- can I come in?" -擊掌! -不 不 不 不 不 肏你的,離我遠一點 pewds: "wait just no" ok現在把尿倒進去 pewds: "wait don't worry, don't worry." 天哪!! pewds: "I found a cup." 因為它有過濾器 pewds: "I got a lo-" Brad (laughing): "he pissed in a cup." 對吧?所以它應該... pewds: "I got a little bit." 它應該不會太糟 Brad: "Why didn't you take the bottle in?" pewds (whispering): "shit shit" 這真是... Brad: OH MY GOD 令人失望的少 pewds: "don't worry 'bout it." 我該先喝哪一個?? 先從這開始?? Brad: "Are you serious!?" 喔肏 pewds: "don't- don't worry about it." 天殺的 pewds: "high 5! :D " Brad: "NO NO NO NO NO fuck you, stay away." 該死 ok now we put the piss in 你認真的嗎?? Brad (laughing): "oh my god!" 我會停止拍攝 'cause it has the filter 這很衛生 right? so it should- 不它沒有 it shouldn't be too bad ok所以這是便宜的測試品 what are they- what a- 我要用...喝 disappointing amount 不好喝 which one do I start with? do I start with this? 嘿Brad oh shit 你要你的聖誕獎金嗎? Brad: "fucks sake" yee Brad: "damn" 在這 Brad: "are you serious?" 但要噴在你臉上 Brad: "I will stop filming" 不 this is sanitary 噴一下 Brad: "no it isn't" 不 ok so this is the cheap test 你不想要... I'm gonna drink it from the- 50英鎊?? *dramatic music* 我想要 因為... *gagging* 來吧 Brad: *gagging* 我要... *dramatic music* 你要的話 你就要被噴一下 doesn't taste good... 先給我50英鎊 hey Brad 我已經... you want your Christmas bonus? 我相信你會搶回去 Brad: yee 不!等等 我還沒準備好 here 等等!等等! then one mist in your face 噁! Brad: no 感覺如何?? one mist 好的Buzzfeed Brad: no 來看看你試這個 you don't want- 這新鮮多了 50 pounds? (roughly $62) 好溫暖 Brad: "I mean I do because-" 它有聖誕感覺,知道嗎? come on 嘗起來就像聖誕節 Brad: "I want-" 所以問題來了 no, you want the m- you have to take the mist 1元的尿 vs 600元的尿 Brad: "give me the 50 pounds first" 結果會讓你驚呆 I already- 是... Brad: "I'm gonna trust you'll snatch it away" 啤酒!! *dramatic music* 究極惡作劇,各位 Brad: *screams* "AHH No wait I wasn't ready" 一直都是啤酒 Brad: "wait wait" 被整到的話 按個讚吧 pewds: *laughing* "ew" 這是600元的水,雖然我不喜歡它的味道 它嘗起來像在浪費你的錢 Michael: "How was it?" 謝謝收看 alright buzzfeed 不要拉近啦! let's see you try this *dramatic music* Brad: "it's so much fresher" so warm it has that Christmas feeling y'know tastes just like Christmas so here's the question $1 piss versus $600 piss the result might shock you (wait for it.....) (WAIT FOR IT!!!!!!!) It's..... BEER!! ( back at it again with that clickbait ) Wow (srsly pewds?) The epic prank guys.. It was beer all along. Leave a like if you got pranked. "this was a 600 dollar water though and i did enjoy the taste. it tasted like wasting your fucking money Thank you for watching. *snickers* "stop zooming" *shook*
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