*flattering intro*

*如果有字幕時間軸混亂的狀況, 可能是pewds在後台刪減影片所導致, 譯者也無能為力, 請見諒*

LWIAY

LWIAY

L W I A Y

LWIAY

I'm looking forward to these videos every week now, because

現在我每週都很期待看到這些影片

so much things are just happening...

因為發生太多事了

and what best way to summarise the week

如果要總結這一週 最好的方式是

by through memes!

就是meme

"How do you get your news?"

不然是怎麼得到這些新聞的?

Pewdiepie's submission sub-reddit

還有pewdiepie的reddit

*One meme gone*

讓我們直接開始吧, 各位

L e t ' s j u s t j u m p i n t o i t g u y s !

等一下, 你們是認真的嗎?

Oh!! S(demonitized)

5萬1千多個"頂" ? (註:reddit的功能,類似ptt的"推")

*Laugh*

這是有史以來最多的"頂"

*Chuckle*

老天爺啊...

Wait a minute!

我最喜歡的部分是 他們在自殺森林裡跳fornite的舞

Are you serio- Fifty one thousand upvotes?

但取代屍體的是 那些垂死的頻道

This is the top vote, of all time!

真天才

Jesus Christ!

真的? 今年的真是超乎水準

"My favourite part was when they did the fortnite dances in the suicide forest...

謝謝你, 爸爸

...but instead of corpses it's dead channels!

你終於支持我的頻道了

brilli- really outdone themselves this year!

開玩笑的

*clap clap*

7千5百萬訂閱!

Thank you Dad, for finally supporting my channel.

我的天, 我無法...

jk

各位, 是7千6百萬, 好嗎?

75,000,000, oh my God, I cant beli-*laughs* (finish your sentences Pewds)

會不會算術啊?

It's at 76 (million) guys, learn fr*ckin math.

你個白痴

you idiots!

Marques

Mark-ass!

Marques!

Maaarrkk-asss!

還有Mark "Ass" Brownlee

"AND MARK ASS BROWNLEE"

damn! 現在我可以自稱我有出現在 全Youtube第二多'不喜歡'的影片裡了

*Reads post*

你不值得這些, Marques...

You didn't deserve this, Mark-asss....

我們談論過這次的回顧會有哪些不同

*r e a d s p o s t *

從三百多個人才到剩下大約一百個

SUBSCRIBE TO PEWDIEPIE

但影片剪輯還是很棒

Oh yeah, I posted this on Twitter because so many people were pointing this out

它總是看起來像是試圖 取悅、包含每個人

but, Jaiden left even more references... Sub to Pewdiepie

但這很明顯做不到

I think that is a (smash letter?)

ok, 這些就是我現在知道的

That's obviously the tied Logan Paul

去訂閱pewdiepie吧

Oh here we go... Is that Bitch Lasagna?

訂閱pewdiepie!

No way!

喔對, 我在推特也有分享這個

Ugandan knuckles!

因為有很多人指出這一點, 但是...

That's awesome

Jaiden還藏了更多的梗

*Reads Post*

訂閱pewdiepie (註: 潛水艇submarine→訂閱sub)

I didn't see this! Are you kidding me?!?

我想這是smash letter (註: 應該是任天堂明星大亂鬥的梗)

No Marzia, no, please!

那很明顯是指 Logan Paul平手的比賽

Finally, a game with good writing, goddamn

喔這有了

Fun fact, in Italy they call lasagna, "pastichio"

那是"婊子千層麵"嗎? 不會吧?!

Oooh, I like the music!

烏干達戰士 (Uganda Knuckles)

you're always so nice and chipper!

這太棒了

As always, I feel like I have to check if there is anything on the left...

一位印度9歲小孩為了pewds 花了幾個月的時間做出這個遊戲

It's very pretty!

但它從來沒上過LWIAY

Look at the animations and everything, I love how my hair - Hey I'm collecting

儘管它被po過三次, 還有2萬5千多個讚

*laughs*

還得了金獎

Oh, it's glitching - *reads dialogue box*

抱歉, 但是搞什麼?!

Oh I thought they were boots, PEW GUNS (Hell yeaa)

我沒看過這個, 你在開玩笑嗎?

Uuhhh, I'll put in 'O'

喔!是Marzia

PEW PEW PEW, PEW PEEWW

千層麵放去哪了?

Ey I am collecting monetization!

我想我把它放在這裡的某處

ARGH DEMONITIZATION!

那是啥?

(send help)

不! Marzia不要! 拜託!

This is amazing.... *CHUCKLE*

Felix! Fe...

This is dope!

我是說, 終於有一個遊戲有好劇情了

I don't know how to open this...

天殺的, 我的千層麵在哪裡, Marzia?

Is this a puzzle?

Marzia去哪了?

I can't do puzzles, come on...

豆知識!

Can I push this? Oh I can

在義大利他們稱呼千層麵為"pasticcio"

There you go, look at that

我喜歡這個音樂

What is Edgar doing? "EDGAR WHAT ARE YOU DOING?" What is thaaaatt?

喔嘿!Felix

Ok I have something and I probably need it for...

這是誰? 喔! Brad...

Oh ok there we go.

喔嘿!Felix... "我的聲音才不是那樣"

Nice

-欸, Brad! -你不會相信的, Felix...

Goddamn I am good at games, BYE! Bye Edgar!

我看到有個影子人因為不明原因綁架了Marzia

AAARGH!!!

我在試圖拯救她時受傷了

YOUTUBE!

你當然會救... "我在這裡是真英雄"

GODDAMN YOU YOUTUBE

喔老兄, 你感覺如何?

I'm sorry.

快進去屋子裡...

HEY HEY HEY

不, 我很好 你去鎮上求救來救Mazia

NO

ok, 保重, Brad

NO NO

你總是這麼的親切與爽朗

It took my monetization (T_T)

每次我都覺得 我應該確認一下左邊有沒有東西

This is the most accurate game of all time!

畫面很美

Is this going to be just a playthrough of this game ;-;

看看這個動畫, 還有所有的東西 我喜歡我的...

I complety forgot that I was supposed to do a LWIAY

嘿!我在蒐集...

oh god..

噢, 遊戲故障了...

Edgar grab the..

好的, 用這些槍 讓他們知道誰才是老大

..the thing!!

噢, 我以為它們是靴子

Thanks ;-;

pew槍!

I mean

超讚的

I didnt wanna

我把它裝在O欄裡

its only a demo but ....

我在蒐集Youtube的營利!

Game of the Yeaaaar???

啊!!是解除營利!!

lets not--

宰了它!

J A

宰了它!!

G O D D A M M I T Y O U T U B E ):

這真的很棒

IM SICK OF YOUR S***

這很屌

GOD F****** DAMMIT YOUTUBE

我不知道怎麼開這個

stop getting me demonetized )-:

這要解謎嗎?

FLEX GUN

我又不會解, 拜託...

FLEX TIMMMMMMEEEE

這個可以推嗎? 喔, 可以...

Edgar is about as useless as tails in sonic

這就對了, 看看這操作

E

Edgar在做什麼?

E

Edgar, 你在做什麼??

god f****** dammit

那是啥??!!

not like this

ok, 我拿到了某個東西 我大概要用它來...

don't do me like this markiplier >:(

ok, 這就開了 很棒...

Oh god I'm dead

天殺的, 我真會玩遊戲 拜~

I'm actually gonna die

拜~Edgar

sTop E-ing me!

是Youtube!!

Oh my god I actually died

去你的, Youtube 我很抱歉...

thats alright (:

不! 不! 不!

what

它拿走了我的影片營利...

hELL yeah!

這是有史以來最寫實的遊戲!

how do I activate it??

這要變成玩遊戲的影片了嗎?

OH

我完全忘記我原本要做LWIAY

OOoohh

喔, 老天

ChAiRR

Edgar, 去拿那個...

AHHHAHA

...東西

AHHHA *pewds laughs*

謝了

YESS!

我是說, 我不想要...

this changes everyth- OH I CAN SPIN

這只是試玩版, 但是...

I CAN SPIN GODDAMMIT

年度最佳遊戲?

GET OUTTA MY WAY BRAD

你不要...

$399!!

天殺的, Youtube

10-ine outta 10

我受夠你的狗屎了 天你媽殺的, Youtube

10/10

別再讓我解除營利了

now we gotta go back into the memes

炫富槍 (註: 也有可能是flex tape的梗)

no I did not- look up a tutorial

炫富時間!

because I got stuck ok ?? >:(

Edgar就像音速小子裡的塔爾斯一樣沒用

goddammit thank you so much that's amazing

E!!!

STOP SENDING ME LOOK ALIKE PICTURES >:((((

E!!!

I know I look like any average Swedish person on the planet

天他媽殺的, 我不喜歡這樣

but that's RACIST

別這樣對我, Markiplier

*reads post*

喔老天, 我要死了 我可能真的會死

They literally do twelve hour shoots for a two second clip.

別再E我了

I mean how much money do you? They must spend an insane amount of money on the Rewinds.

我的天我真的死了

Wait I gotta show you guys- you've probably seen this

我是這個遊戲的開發者Gurpreet Singh Matharoo

Justin Bieber's "Baby" video is getting almost three hundred thousand dislikes taken off in one day

我想我要出現 來感謝你玩這款遊戲

due to people wanting Rewind 2018 as the most disliked video is the perfect example of how to turn the hate

這對我來說意義重大 我希望我能讓這個計畫更進一步

of another thing is the fastest way into clear hate

做出一款真正的遊戲

Guys, sometimes we gotta make sacrifices here, we gotta go to the Justin Bieber "Baby" video

但難過的是, 我需要專心在工作以及更優先的事情上

Did I actually-I'm curious if I actually disliked it.

沒關係的

and we've gotta remove-I Disliked it!-It's time to remove our dislikes.

不管如何, 希望你喜歡這個預覽遊戲

Moving on, and so it begins "YouTuber PewDiePie calls Lilly Singh a 'Crybaby' after she speaks out about wage

如果你能夠讓我知道你的心得,我會很高興

inequality." How about this title, YouTuber PewDiePie rightfully calls out Lilly Singh because she is a crybaby.

在遊戲頁面下留言

How's that for a title for a change huh?

噢, 還有...

"At Melbourne, Australia, doing our part."

椅子在這裡 別擔心, 我不會跟你要399

Hit or miss, I guess they never miss huh?

拿去吧, 然後掉到坑下面

"She recently hit 5 million subscribers. Can we push her channel to 6 million just because she sneaked

你將會被傳送回遊戲開始的地方 這樣你就可以用椅子玩

PewDiePie's chair into YouTube Rewind?"

什麼?

Can we increase the size of this channel by a fifth just for a meme guys, I mean why not that's practically

什麼?

what's happening with my channel

太棒了

"We are doing our part in Hungary."

我要怎麼啟用它?

"Sub to Pewds = free muffin"

椅子!

Damn. Damn.

YES!

"1% of the world is now subscribed to PewDiePie"

這改變了一切... 喔!我還可以轉!

I mean obviously that isn't right because there's a lot of duplicate accounts and a lot of dead people

我可以轉欸, 天殺的

and *clears throat*

閃去一邊, Brad!

"Can you un-rewind? A celebrity in rewind, a Twitch streamer in rewind, a YouTuber who hasn't posted in

399!

7-9 months" let's make her the face of Rewind

10/10

"A YouTube who has made videos for almost a decade, became the most" uh daily can I add that, daily.

10/10

"became the most subscribed Youtuber for 5 years, donated to Indian 9 year-olds, but still not in Rewind?

現在我們得回到meme

This is so sad, where was y'all at when I was... in the... uh?

不, 我沒有因為卡關而看遊戲教學, 好嗎?

"What the fricking frack happened to your office?"

天殺的, 非常感謝 那真是太棒了

I'm gonna add some stuff to it, I'm just trying to figure it out, don't worry okay.

pewdiepie的副業

Stop complaining!

別再傳給我那些 看起來像我的照片!

"Very underrated comment 'It's called YouTube Rewind because the quality keeps going backwards every year'"

我知道我看起來就像 地球上隨便一個瑞典人

*clap* *clap*

但那是種族歧視

"Journalists writing articles about Pewds be like 'Reality can be whatever I want.'''

如果youtube回顧被取消營利就好笑了

I mean, 100% accuracy meme status everyone.

他們真的花了12小時來拍2秒鐘的片段

*clap* *clap*

我是說, 你想他們到底花了多少錢...

..has this goddamn picture.

他們肯定花了一大筆錢在回顧影片上

I mean, I guess it could be worse.

等等, 我要給你們看這個 你們也許有看過

But..

小賈斯汀的Baby MV每天幾乎少了將近三十萬個'不喜歡'