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  • Danny!

    DANNY

  • Danny, get out of there!

    DANNY 快出來!

  • Danny, it's not REAL!!

    DANNY 那不是真的! DA-

  • D- [music]

    *時空怪客主題曲*

  • [music] *echo effect* Danny! IT'S NOT REAL! D-

    DANNY 那不是真的!

  • *background* Danny...

    DANNY 快出來!

  • *echo effect* Danny, get out of there!

    DANNY 快出來!

  • *echo effect* Danny, get out of there.

    DANNY

  • Danny!

    Danny 你是在玩-- 你聽得見嗎?

  • Danny, are you playing with the...

    我可能也會自己玩著這個吧,我猜

  • Can you hear me?

    我想我別無選擇了

  • [Music]

    只能自己一個人 來玩這遊戲了

  • [Music intensifies]

    我才不想這樣 做只是為了告訴你們這是錯的

  • I might as well... play this myself then I guess.

    我們要來玩 哦 熱帶女孩的VR

  • I guess I have no other choice but

    這遊戲很早之前就出了

  • to play this game myself!

    *驚嚇*

  • It's not~ I don't want to

    *笑翻*

  • I guess,

    我的手--

  • just to show you that it's wrong.

    哇嗚

  • I will do it. >:(

    *感謝老天*

  • We're gonna play-

    謝謝你

  • oh.

    哇嗚

  • So it's "Tropical Girls VR".

    呃嗨 這泳池真棒 感覺裡面真的有水一樣

  • (aka Virtual Reality)

    這感覺真的很像未來

  • This game was announced

    我可以移動嗎 天哪 我可以

  • pretty much, very early.

    哇 我的天哪

  • [Uh.. picture Spongebob music with a romantic more tropical twist.]

    這裡到處都是正妹

  • HO!

    喔當然我不能跟這些蠢杯子互動

  • [ignored]

    別擔心我美女們 我可能看起來像是一張桌子--

  • WoooOaAaaAAH

    其實還蠻棒的(?)

  • How-

    我就是一張桌子

  • My hands!

    你就繼續在那好了

  • Wow ಠ_ಠ

    哇嗚

  • *whispers* Thank you.

    *笑*

  • *whispers* Thank you!

    說真的,這看起來好屌

  • Wow!

    哇嗚 你真

  • Well, hello! What a nice pool-

    妳看起來真好 整個人都融進去

  • -it... it really looks like real water there.

    融進他媽的牆裡

  • This truly feels like the futur-

    好我要來把自己淹死

  • Can I walk? Oh my god, I can walk, wo- Oh my go-

    *靜默*

  • There's hot babes everywhere!

    這好多了

  • Of course I can't interact with shit

    這一定更好玩

  • Don't worry about me ladies I may look

    這遊戲剛出VR的時候 所有人都一副

  • like I'm a table...

    "喔天哪我一定要用VR打炮 這一定會很--"

  • *silent* Actually that's perfect... I am a table!

    *突然嚇人*

  • Keep doing what you're doing!

  • Wow! *laughs*

    我的媽呀那也太近了

  • It looks so shit like honestly...

    歹勢

  • Wow, you look... you look good there, you look good-

    今天是第64天

  • merging with that... with a fucking wall...

    我一直都在這裡露營 遠離那些女的

  • Aight, I'm just gonna drown myself...

    我討厭她們

  • Yeah this is much better!

    她們超噁

  • This is definitely more interesting!

    我在哪???

  • This is the game that as soon as they

    喔我在這

  • announced VR everyone was like 'oh my god'

  • I'm going to play porn on the VR it's

    快買那遊戲

  • gonna be so.. *jump scare* EY! Jesus Christ... That's close... Excuse me..

    它是一個很酷的遊戲

  • *change of music* It's day 64

    好 那我

  • I've been... I've been camping out here

    這挺怪的 因為我是以第一人角度看這遊戲

  • away from the girls.

    可是你們看到我 是以第三人稱

  • I hate them, they are disgusting!

    我不知道為什麼

  • Where am I? Oh, I'm here... OK...

    我們開始吧

  • I paid, erm... I paid money for that one... That's pretty cool

    喔天哪 這真的有夠奇怪

  • that's a pretty cool game *sarcasm*

    我在哪? 我為什麼在那?

  • [music]

  • [music INTENSIFIES]

    拜託我可以進去嗎

  • Ok, so, I... This is kind of weird because

    *吉他*

  • this game, I'm in first person, but you

    嘿一一一一一

  • guys will see me as 3rd person.

    *亂吼亂叫*

  • I don't know. Let's... Oh my god, this is so strange!

    開始囉

  • [Bar crowd]

    呃 請給我一個 兄弟拳(brofist)

  • Where am...? Why am I out here?

    開始囉,喔不,手不太對

  • Oh...

    你在衝三小?

  • Can I come in please?

    冷靜

  • Hey!

    冷靜

  • AAAAAH!!! *pewds transforms - acquires 'hand'*

    啊!不

  • There we go!

    把手放下

  • One, uh...

  • Bro fist, please! *laughs silently*

    我甚麼都沒做喔

  • Oh, there we go..

    好吧,我們來這裡好了

  • My hand..

    換歌囉~

  • No! Wrong.. Hand movement... What the fuck are you doing?

    開始~

  • Calm down! Calm down!! AH! No!

    拿起椅子

  • Put it down! ssshhit... I'm not doing anything!

  • OK, let's just go over here.

  • Let's change song... [crowd reacts] There we go.

    Yaaaaah

  • Excuse me, chair?

    喔~好爽

  • *euhh* Oh... Oh... Yeah...

    喔喔喔喔

  • Yeah, that goood...

    哦...我....

  • Ooooooh uh...

    喔,幹,他躺了

  • Can I sm... [NPC hurt sound]

    我打倒他了

  • Oh, got him! I got him!

    喔喔開戰了!!!!

  • [Fight sounds]

    喔喔喔

  • Oh, oh, it's on! Oh, oh, oh! [Fight sounds]

    你想嘗嘗我的厲害嗎

  • You want some of this? You want some of this, bitch? [Fight sounds]

    想挨打嗎,你這婊子

  • Yeah! That's right, I fuck you up, I fuck you up!

    就是這樣啦,揍死你

  • Cash me ousside, how 'bout that? *laughs ironically*

    幹爆你

  • No... No! He's slapping me! ugh...

    到外面單挑阿 (輸贏姊 梗)

  • ueyug eyug uweh weh (Accurate transcription)

    ㄏㄏ

  • I take you on, everyone, every single last one of... One of you *laughs* A-hey!

    喔不,他在打我

  • Wow, shit, he did a roundhound... house kick!

    嗯...嗯...

  • Wha, I've lost it!

    嗯嗯嗯

  • No! I died!

    喔喔喔

  • I got to pick myself up...

    我要打爆你們,每一個!

  • Ah, shit, I flew everywhere... Fuck, where am I?

    一個都別想逃

  • Damn it...

    每一個都ㄅ....哈哈哈

  • Damn it!

    幹。他會迴旋踢

  • [Announcer] The bartender won't serve you down there, maybe next time you should pick yourself up!

  • Shut the fuck up...

    我被卡住了

  • [music]

    我死了

  • [It intensifies]

    我要自己站起來

  • Whoa, that's cool!

    幹 我到處飛

  • This is cool actually.

    他媽的,我在哪裡

  • OK, so I can.. walk... How do I walk forward?

    該死的

  • Lantern, calm down.

    該死的

  • How do I walk?

    遊戲:酒保在這個距離下給不到你酒

  • YAWH! *laughs*

    遊戲:也許下一次你要試試自己站起來

  • *clicks buttons*

    幹你娘閉嘴

  • Whoa, this is creepy guys, this is actually pretty scary

    喔喔喔 酷喔

  • I really feel like I am in a corridor.

    這是真的滿酷的

  • [Scary background noises]

    我可以走路,要怎麼前進...

  • This better be... This better be a porn game, Danny!

    燈燈冷靜喔

  • I swear to god...

    我要怎麼走啦

  • [Scary footsteps and breathing]

  • Can I walk a little slower? *sarcasm*

    (按按)

  • Some creatures are attract... Oh!

    這真的很怪

  • Better, eh... Turn it off then!

    滿可怕的

  • God, it's scary, this is scary, I'm scared, I don't like it

    我感覺真的在走走廊

  • hello?

    這最好是個色情遊戲,danny

  • Aight, let's check where we are...

    我發誓

  • OK... where VEE are [sounds like "VR"]

    我可以走慢點嗎

  • Oh god, THERE'S SOMETHING BEHIND ME!

    有生物被吸引來了 喔

  • Oh, bad!

    我最好,轉身,哦

  • Oohhh my goodd, this is really scary, I don't like it!

    這滿恐怖的,我好怕,我不喜歡這樣

  • I don't wanna play this!

    嗨?

  • I don't know what that is, but I'll be going THIS way!

    來看看我們在哪邊

  • Some creatures will... Shut the fuck up, text...

    好的

  • [Alien sound thing]

    V在哪 (音譯:VR)

  • OH! *swedish curses* I don't...

    喔幹幹幹幹幹 有東西在我後面

  • All right, uhm...... next game

    喔喔喔不好了啦

  • [MUSIC]

    我的天啊

  • [INTENSIFIED MUSIC]

    這真的好恐怖,我討厭這樣

  • On second though, I think this game is... Pretty good actually.

    我不想玩了啦QQ

  • Hey, how you doing, what's your name?

    我不知道那邊有什麼,但我還是要走這裡

  • Lisa!

    有些生物會..... 閉嘴啦幹你的字幕

  • Wow, jeez, don't do that. Do not do that, Do NOT do...

  • How you doin' down there?

    幹你媽的

  • Keep doing your thing, you're doing a great job!

  • Hello, hello. Welcome to...

    下個遊戲

  • "Don't tell Marzia Productions"

    在想一次,我想這遊戲真的棒多了

  • [MUSIC]

    正妹安安

  • [MORE MUSIC]

    小姐芳名?

  • OK, next.. next one, Danny lov... Danny loves this one!

    麗莎(嬌

  • [annoying music]

    喔幹,你他媽不准再那樣搖頭了

  • wow, what a good game.

    嗨,美女安安

  • [annoying music]

    繼續發呆,你做得很好

  • wow

    嗨~嗨~

  • Oh, I'm going this way.

    歡迎來到,不要跟Marzia說我在玩這個™

  • [Annoying music]

    下一個

  • And now I'm going... this way!

    DANNY(後面的人形立牌)一定會喜歡這個

  • Oh, I see!

  • [Annoying music]

    滿不錯的

  • [Music stops]

  • [Annoying music continues]

    喔我要去那裏

  • [Music stops]

    不,我要往這...裡去

  • So, you go forward...

    喔我懂了

  • Oh, swing your arms!

    ......

  • Oh! Okay, NOW it makes sense!

    ......

  • Holy SHIT I'm fast! Holy fuck I'm good.

    ......

  • [Awkward sounds]

    所以你要往前...喔喔用手划喔

  • wow

    喔對啦,這才像樣嘛

  • Wow, this is so cool!

    幹,我好快喔

  • Take me ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)

    幹你媽的,我超好

  • [Music again...]

  • WHOOOOOOOOO!

    這超酷DE啦

  • That was cool!

    帶走我吧

  • Oh my god, I killed a deer... I killed another one.

    喔喔喔喔喔喔

  • I feel sick.

    那真的滿酷的

  • [MUSIC!!!]

    喔幹,我把鹿殺掉了

  • I found... the best game of all time

    我又殺一隻了...

  • by the way, no joke, no joke this time!

    我覺得有事

  • No jo- Not this time!

    我找到史上最棒的遊戲惹 沒再跟你唬爛

  • No, no, no! Not this time...

    不,別這樣

  • Trump simulator, VR! Let's go.

    不不

  • OK, so I'm Trump, right? Okay, so... Hey! Hey it's Trump!

    不要喔你

  • I believe, I am, de Trump *laughs awkwardly*

    川普模擬器,開始

  • I'm so beautiful! [Female voice] Mister Truuump,

    好,所以我是川普吧?

  • [P]: yes. [Female voice] Mister Truump, you're on stage in fiiiiiiive.

    ㄟㄟㄟ,就是川普

  • [P]: *Trump impression* eh, excuse me? [Female voice] I made a todo list for ya.

    我相信我就是川普,ㄏㄏ

  • [P]: Exc... Ugh! [woman] If you could just get through, that - that would be greaat.

    我好美喔~

  • [P]: *Trump impression* It's so good to be Trump, I... This is the worst Trump impression ever.

    遊戲:川普先生

  • *Trump impression* But m8, I Iook good, ay you can't say I don't look good.

    R?

  • *Trump impression continues* How good do Iook I Imma Trump

    遊戲:您現在在5樓唷~

  • 'Scuse me. 'Scuse me.

    ㄏㄚˊ?

  • *deepthroat* ah, ah, ah, oh

    我幫你做了一張清單

  • Oh my god we got STEAK! The Trump steak!

    遊戲:如果你完成了 那一定很棒~

  • Oh my, I've always... I've always wanted to have a Trump steak.

    當川普超爽DER

  • I can't reach it!

    我是最醜的川普了

  • fuck!

    其實也不錯啦

  • I can't, It's not fair! *Trump honk*

    你不能說我看起來不好

  • *Actual Trump* China. President. Make. I. wall.

    我看起來怎樣啊,我好川普喔

  • (silence)

    哈囉

  • (builds to music)

    哈囉

  • [Music]

    (吃對講機) (深喉嚨模式:ON)

  • [Music]

    天啊有牛排ㄟ

  • [Bar crowd]

    川普排

  • [NPC hurt sound, applause]

    喔我一直都...

  • [NPC hurt sound]

    我一直都想買個川普排

  • Get my beer!

    我拿不到啦!!

  • Yeah!

    幹你媽的

  • Get dat POWA!

    這不公平阿,吃不到 川普:錯

  • ["Mortal Kombat"]

    川普:中國

  • The drift, Jaegertack, based on DARPA jet-fighter neural systems.

    川普:總統

  • Two pilots mind-melding through

    川普:讓

  • memories with the body of a giant machine

    川普:我

  • the deeper the bond... the better you fight.

    川普:高牆

  • *Mortal Kombat theme*

    ......

  • *sounds of fighting exertion*

    哇~

  • fuck you mate, fuck you

    我的酒呢

  • *fighting sounds*

    爽啦

  • That's right, I - I'll fight you both at the same time! *intense fighting*

    精神都來了

  • At the same god damn time! *intense fighting*

    (旋風快打音樂) (其實是真人快打,但是為了大家都了解,所以用旋風代替)

  • I'm KongFuMasta. *intense fighting*

    你最好現在開始

  • What you want, what you want?

    幹你的

  • Arghhh.. Ahhhh..

    看我的

  • ahhh

    一次打2個!

  • А...А.....а.......а....

    在他媽的同時

Danny!

DANNY

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