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  • *pewdiepie on drugs*

    留言: 放棄吧 pewds

  • TAAAAAAAAAAAAA

    閉嘴 *口齒不清* (矮額 口水都到鬍子上了)

  • Fa

    留言: Felix,就停吧,放棄吧

  • Phra

    留言: 這個遊戲你駕馭不了的。 放棄吧! :D

  • Fa

    他媽的閉嘴*口齒不清*

  • PHRA (slowmotion)

    這遊戲超簡單的x2

  • Nice sledghe hammer

    喔 看看這個

  • PRAAAAAAAAAAAAAA (rowr)

    喔 看 新、一個全新的世界

  • Give up pewds! (no)

    一個全新的世界

  • *Roars* Sh-shut the f*ck up! (you bald?)

    看這超簡單der

  • Felix, just stop, just stay. (RAWR)

    看 這簡單~的遊戲

  • This game is not for you. JUST GIVE UP!

    看這個 我要做一些瘋狂的特技

  • RAWR (pewds stap)

    喝阿

  • Why you naked?

    (失敗)

  • This game is easy(o rly)OH WOULD YOU LOOK AT DAT o look at (sex noices) new world?

    這沒有我想像中的瘋狂

  • Look how easy it is

    那這個如何

  • look how easy this game is

    這個如何阿 fam

  • Look at this i'm gonna, do some crazy shit *hoe*

    喝阿(再度失敗)

  • That wasn't as crazy as i imagined in my head, what about this then, what about this fam

    他媽的什麼鬼...

  • What the fuck, okay, this game is so easy

    這遊戲真的很簡單

  • Look at that

    看這個!

  • Wait how the heck am i gonna get up there

    等等 我要怎樣才能該死的上去那裏

  • You know what, I bet this is super simple

    你知道嗎 我賭這一定超簡單

  • I bet you family, this is easier

    我跟你們family賭

  • Oh look at that, oh no!

    這個更簡單...

  • Almost had it first try, baby, this game is all about

    喔 看這個

  • overcoming your fears

    喔...不!(下滑)

  • Look, at that look, at that so easy, my god this game

    差點第一次就成功了,寶貝

  • Look, at that easy(bullshit)

    這個遊戲全跟克服你的恐懼有關

  • easy, brother

    看那個

  • Yes grab the fucking hand there you go easy, oh my, god, oh no, what is down there?

    看那個 多簡單啊

  • *realizes the impending hell awaiting below*

    我的天 這遊戲...

  • What is down there no no i can't i can't go do all that let me-

    啊啊啊啊啊啊(滑下)

  • *christian channel music*

    不~~~~(繼續滑下去)

  • Oh, my, god what is down there?

    哈哈哈

  • I'm just gonna check. Just so i know what we have to deal with

    看這個 簡單啦

  • Okay, we're safe apparently the game developer decided not to be an asshole all of a sudden i don't know, why

    簡單阿 兄弟

  • But i think, we got to land on that hook over there

    對 抓住那該死的帽子

  • Look at that though

    這就對了 簡單~

  • Can't believe I struggled

    我的天啊

  • in this easy game

    喔不

  • If you complain that this game is hard

    那下面是甚麼?

  • uhh you need to complain at your mama

    那下面是甚麼?!(語氣加強)

  • for not-

  • look at that- look how easy that was

    不 我不能、我不能就這樣...讓我...

  • you need to complain at yo mama

    ( ° °۵).。oO(掉下去的後果....)

  • Because she clearly has been cuddling you your whole life. i bet you're still

    我的天...

  • Sucking on them nips

    那下面是甚麼?

  • I know how to make these now huh

    我只是要查看一下

  • HUHAAHHAUUH (what is this sound tho)

    就知道我們即將要面對什麼

  • OH

    好的 我們很安全

  • Easy, easy easy i told you

    顯然遊戲開發者在一瞬間突然不想當個渾蛋了 我不知道

  • this game is easy(how many times are you gonna say that?)

    為甚麼?

  • "oh you shud give uup"

    但我想我們要鉤那裏到另一邊

  • shuttheffuckup

    *熱血音樂*

  • Disgusting

    看看這個

  • i bet you you didn't do this on the first try baby

    不敢相信我還在這簡單的遊戲中掙扎

  • FIRST TRY

    如果你在抱怨這遊戲很難

  • YEAHH

    呃...去跟你媽抱怨吧

  • EURAGEJLHA

    避免...

  • P P P P PO PO *shooting sounds*

    看這個 看這多簡單阿

  • I'm shooting man milk out of my nipples

    你需要去跟你媽抱怨

  • you got a problem with that? talk to my lawyer

    因為她很明顯控制你的一生

  • Wait what the heck is this?

    我賭你一定還在

  • what the, heck are you do curry(?unknown word sorrry)

    吸他的奶*回音*

  • No how am i gonna get across that, that's crazy, that's, way too high, oh i see,

    我現在知道要怎麼做了 齁

  • oh i see

    齁齁齁齁齁齁額額~

  • oh i see

    喔~(pewds的狀聲詞真的很多...)

  • I think i know how- what i gotta do look at this alright look at this look at this fam

    簡單

  • ohh look at that.. HUPP

    簡~單

  • NO no no no

    簡單~ 我早就告訴你了*回音*

  • OHO WHoaAhohO

    這個遊戲很簡單*回音*

  • You got a little scared there didn't ya

    「喔 你應該放棄」*回音*

  • "oh noo he almost fel-"

    他媽的閉嘴*回音*

  • sshutt uup i never fall

    噁心*回音*

  • I never fall i have never fallen in my life

    我賭你在初次嘗試時一定沒有做這個,寶貝

  • BPHRA

    第一次!

  • MMM

    耶~~~~

  • easy

    (?)

  • easy

    (射擊聲??)

  • EASYY (WARNING HEADPHONE USERS)

    那是射出男人奶來的聲音

  • AHAHHAHAAH (is he oki doki)

    從我的奶頭*回音*(WTF?)

  • "oh poods you are so grate at this gaem"

    你對那有問題嗎? 去跟我的律師說吧

  • I know

    等等 這是三小?

  • I KNOW

    有沒有搞錯啊你在做curry(?)

  • wait for real tho how am i gonna do this

    不 我要怎麼跨越那個?

  • it's- it's a wall there where am i supposed to go

    那太瘋狂了

  • Down here? ow

    這太高了

  • Hey, look, there's a bunch of other pots here that's cool

    喔我懂了

  • Did you ever know that you're a part

    喔我懂了

  • BBPHRA

    喔...我懂了

  • Where am i going

    喔 我想我知道應該要怎麼做了

  • this is very confusing

    看這個 好嗎 看這個 看看這個 fam

  • i don't know, where i'm going i know, nobody's knowing i check out this or five whichever(??) where the wind is blowing

    喔~ 看那個

  • I guess we're going back boys

    喝阿

  • oh

    (失敗)

  • oh

    不 不不不

  • It's a meatball everybody, i know how to climb meatballs

    嗚呼呼哈哈~(鬆了一口氣)

  • oh god i'm sliding. Oh there it is i see it i see it too long, oh no, oh no, oh god, oh, oh?

    你被那嚇到了對不對?(σ゚∀゚)σ゚(才沒有)

  • I peed a little bit

    「喔不 他要掉下ㄑ... 」閉嘴 我沒掉下去

  • OHHH

    我沒掉下去 我在這輩子從來沒有掉下去

  • Fucking snow they just had to add snow in the game

    ㄅ啦

  • butter and a booper yeah butter and a booper ahh butter in a booper AHH

    呣~

  • ah ah ah butter in a boopah butter in a boopah

    簡單~~

  • badabadabadababaBA (jumpscare ahead)

    簡單

  • BAH

    簡單阿~~~~~~~*怒吼*

  • SHADABADBADBADABARDABA

    哈哈哈哈哈哈(pewds 壞掉了)

  • badabdabda

    「喔 pewds 你好擅長這遊戲」 我知道*回音*

  • bada

    我知道*回音*

  • Stupid, it's my mousepad okay, my, mouse pad is too small i have the smallest fucking mouse pad

    等等 說真的 這個我要怎麼做?

  • Can someone please invest in a mouse pad for me

    那裏、那裏有一道牆阿

  • Whoop. i can't like, look how tiny it is. look how tiny it is

    我應該要往哪裡走啊?

  • i can't go up and down on this bitch. i did not study

    下來這裡?

  • Industrial engineering and management

  • For three fucking years to fail at this easy ass game okay

    嘿看 有一些鍋子在這

  • This, is the easiest game ever made ever made ever made this is the easiest

    那真酷

  • Game ever made ever made, ever made, ever made

    "你可曾知道,你是一部分..."(唱歌♫)

  • That's right that's so easy i can do it blindfolded, i can do it blindfolded. you want me to do it blindfolded huh

    ㄅ拉

  • huh huh huh you want me to do it you, want me to do it you, want me to do it huh

    我要去哪裡啊?

  • you want me to do it a blindfolded Huh, you're are you crazy, oh you come now, crazy i'm sexy

    這非常令人困惑

  • Suck a dick suck old all of the dicks god damnit fucking piece of shit this game is garbage

    "我不知道我要去哪裡 我知道沒人知道 我檢查一下這個或其他隨便5個(?)哪裡的風在吹"(pewds 饒舌?)

  • This is a garbage ass game. ain't scared of anything

    我想我們要回去 男孩

  • fearless how can you be so handsome

    喔(恍然大悟)

  • fearless

  • Attractive perfect i know what you're thinking love is blind

    喔~~~~~

  • Hello mr. Meatball, we meet again

    是個肉丸阿 各位

  • Very good mr. Meatball. now, where is that slimy, oh? God he, slides he slides on this meatball

    我知道要怎麼爬肉丸

  • You're, not supposed, to slide i'm just gonna investigate where is it okay?

    喔 天啊 我正在滑下去

  • Just investigating right now

    喔 就在那 我看到了 我看到了

  • Of course this is so easy. Look at that!

    太遠了

  • SSO SMOOTH

    喔不 喔不 喔神阿 喔

  • SO SMAATH x3

    *鬆了一口氣*

  • another one

    (・。・;) *鬆了一口氣*

  • Guardo, me guarda, me, mama mia pizzeria

    *鬆了一口氣*

  • gorgonzola in my asshole, oh

    我稍微尿出來了一點

  • How, about that?

    喔~~

  • Gotta gorgonzola got a gorgonzola for everybody

    該死的雪 他們就是要加雪在這遊戲裡

  • Everyone gets one little gorgonzola hurry up everybody hurry up

    牛油和一個booper(谷歌查詢:花腔舞劇歌手?) 耶 牛油和一個booper 啊

  • come on

    牛油和一個booper 啊 啊 啊啊 (pewds開始胡言亂語XD)

  • come on everyone gets a little bit of gorgonzola

    牛油和一個booper@&!$%^+* *我真的不知道為什麼他開始這樣子 或他在說什麼或那是甚麼意思*(pewds吐槽自己了)

  • If you hurry my little child, hurry for the gorgonzola. i know how much you love the gorgonzola

    ㄅ阿

  • gorgonzola

    (繼續胡言亂語XD)

  • I want some gorgonzolaa

    該死的 是因為我的滑鼠墊 ok?

  • gorgonzolaa

    是我的滑鼠墊太小了

  • gorgonzola gorgonzola gorgonzola gorgonzola

    我有著他媽的全世界最小的滑鼠墊

  • GORGONZOLA GORGONZOLA GORGONZOLA GORGONZOLA GORGONZOLA

    拜託有人可以斗內給我一個滑鼠墊嗎?

  • HO HO HO ho ho ho

    我不能... 看 這多小阿

  • I looked it up and Gorgonzola is an Italian cheese?? well also a city but yeah

    看 這多小阿~

  • gagagaggargagargargargargagar (help him)

    我不能在這婊子上跳上跳下

  • i panicked it's fine it's, fine, it's fine, it's fine. oh, my, god i cry so hard

    我讀了該死的三年

  • fuck

    產業經濟與技術管理

  • FAN I HELVETESVLA FITTA (DAMN IN HELL FUCKING PUSSY sort of)

    不是為了敗在這該死的簡單遊戲上 ok?

  • fuck

    這是有史以來最簡單的遊戲 有史以來 x2(催眠自己中)

  • Piece of shit fucking-

    這就對了 這超簡單的

  • Ohh

    我閉著眼睛都能做到

  • Mamma mia the meatball

    我閉著眼睛都能做到

  • HOOOAAAAAHH

    你想要我閉著眼睛做? 嗯? 嗯?

  • Noo jesus, oh my, god is that land?

    嗯? 嗯? 嗯?

  • Is this how Christopher columbus felt?

    你想要我做x3 嗯?

  • he was filled with anger

    (瑞典口音)你想要我閉著眼睛挑戰?嗯?

  • That's why

    那你一定是瘋了(那你問幹嘛阿XD)

  • BHRA

    你瘋...我不瘋我很性感(?)

  • OOH OHH HAA

    (髒話)

  • Don't say hej innan du krossar (läcken?) FELIXX (don't say hey before you cross (the lake probably idek)

    該死 他媽的垃圾

  • OHHHHH

    這遊戲是垃圾

  • *starts singing, some vEry nIce singing*

    這是垃圾遊戲

  • what do I gotta do now? get on that bucket?

    不畏懼任何事情

  • Huh, i've seen, streamers try and do this because they ride the snake, do not ride the snake, this has to be easy right

    不畏懼

  • I'm not gon- it's not even a snake

    你怎麼這麼帥

  • *burps*

    不畏懼

  • Go away snake i am not interested

    有魅力的 完美的

  • oh god oh, god okay, let's not mess around here

    我知道你在想什麼

  • oh god it dangles

    "愛是盲目的"

  • guys it dangles

    哈囉肉丸先生 我們再一次的見面了

  • ohWow that was so hard people struggle at this shit? honestly go cry to your mama

    非常好 肉丸先生

  • I AM this game. okay, you're dangling a bit much for my flavor stop it

    現在 那滑滑的東西在哪?

  • stop the dangling

    喔 我的天 他在滑動 他在這個肉球上滑動

  • stop it

    你不應該滑動的

  • Look at that, perfect

    我只是要調查一下

  • Perfect harmony and balance look at that

    那在哪? ok

  • Couldn't be better than that

    現在只是調查而已

  • What what how, the hell am i gonna do that

    當然 這很簡單

  • next episode you will find out now

    看那個!

  • Excuse me thank you leave a like leave a like for meatballs and excuse me cuz

    超平穩*回音*

  • I gotta go back at yuo

    超平穩x2

  • Get this on trending

    超平穩*回音* *我沒有特效可以用了*

*pewdiepie on drugs*

留言: 放棄吧 pewds

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