*clap clap*

*如果有字幕時間軸混亂的狀況, 可能是pewds在後台刪減了影片, 譯者也無能為力, 請見諒*

You Slav You Lose

你斯拉夫, 你輸

Youtube's favourite show everybody

Youtube最受喜愛的節目, 各位

No more you india you lose

不再有"你印度, 你輸"

You India you win

你印度, 你贏

But you Slav you lose

但是如果你斯拉夫, 你輸

You know why? cause

你知道為什麼嗎?

At least slavs can take a joke[VODKA]

因為至少斯拉夫人可以被開玩笑

WHY is he walking like that

為什麼他要這樣走路?!

Because he's drunk ¯\_(ツ)_/¯

因為他喝醉了

Come on Pюdepie

拜託, pewdiepie

PPPFFFFFTTTTTT

就像所有俄羅斯人一樣

Like everyone in Россия

酗酒, 是個問題

Alcoholism, [al ka lism?] it's a problem

"這只是個笑話 拜託, vox媒體, 別再寫關於我的文章了 我還有家庭要養"

WWWWOOOOOOOWWWWWWW

你知道我其實遇到很多粉絲

You know I actually met a lot of fans

他們靠過來然後像是...

Who come up to me like

我是斯拉夫人, 你懂的, 我輸

I'm slav you know, I lose

這沒關係, 只是個笑話

¯\_(ツ)_/¯

別擔心了, 這只是個笑話

It's okay, it's just a joke

記得買我的週邊, СУКА БЛЯТЬ

Dont worry about it

讓我們直接開始吧

it's just a joke

我很興奮, 已經很久沒做了

Remember to buy the merch *CYKA BLYAT*

這是來自"俄羅斯的日常"

LET'S just jump into it

為什麼他站在那裡?

I'm excited

發生什麼事?!

It's been a long time.

有很多問題! 我有很多問題!!

This is from r/ANormalDayInRussia

第一點

[Background music]

為什麼那輛馬車要連在車子後面?

Why is he just standing there?

第二點

Oh?

為什麼那個男的站在路中間?

*chuckle*

第三點

oh..

這怎麼發生的?!

what is happening?

這是程式寫得不好的PS1遊戲, 對吧?

*laughing*

你斯拉夫, 你輸

Many questions, I have many questions

不只是印度人有更深切的技能去展現他們的情感與愛

First off,

俄羅斯人也有非常浪漫的方式去展現

Why is that horse carriage connected to a car?

Kristina...

Second off...

幫我口交

Why is that man standing in the road?!

我必須說, 這真的很窩心

Third of all...

俄羅斯的日常, 各位

HOW DID THIS HAPPEN?!

別傷心, 老兄

*Reading comment*

在別的國家, 他們把狗當成朋友 但是...

You Slav *clap*

如果可以養隻熊, 那幹嘛去養狗呢?

You LOSE *clap*

你將永遠不會再難過了

It's not just indian

這真是太甜蜜了

That has a

你斯拉夫, 你贏?

deeper profound

只是俄羅斯的另一個日常

skill of

發生什麼事?

Expressing their emotions and love

蠢俄羅斯人

EEEEHHHHHHH

那裡又沒有雜貨

Russians also have a very romantic way to

真令人失望

GET IT ON

好吧, 說真的, 那是性騷擾

Kristina Gimme a BJ...

繼續! 你...

This really warms my heart

你斯拉夫, 你輸, 各位

I must say.

正常且優美的騎著腳踏車

A normal day in Russia everyone.

真不錯

In other countries, they'll have a dog as a friend.

讓我們來看... 喔老天...

Why have a dog when

"他媽的你奶奶的搞啥幹"

you can have a bear?

什麼?

You'll never be depressed again!

什麼?

AAAWWEEEE

我很抱歉...我很抱歉...

This is so ... Sweet.

我必須請問一下這到底發生了什麼事

You slav you win? ლ(╹◡╹ლ)

他用電鑽鑽洞來幫那女孩的考券打分數嗎?

Just another day in russia

他為什麼要... 發生什麼事?!

(heh heh)

0:00~10:41 WT...

What is happening?

有四個人為了過汽車限定的橋 而偽裝成公車

*sighs*

只是俄羅斯的另一個日常~

Silly russians!

只是俄羅斯的另一個日常~

There's no groceries there

老實說那蠻可愛的

Ugh

俄羅斯的貓, 各位

S.M.H.

那是真的嗎?

*Desperate attempt at trying not to get demonetized*

牠們真的這樣蹲著?

MOVING ON

這些斯拉夫人變成了貓的形態

You EH you slav you lose

非常棒

Everyone

只要幫那些貓穿上愛迪達

*Wind in terrible phone mic*

就可以完成了

A normal Lovely bike ride!

喔, 老天

WOW

我的天

dat's nice

他這樣會傷到別人

RUSSIAN AND ENGLISH AT THE SAME TIME (*russian startled swearings) "Blyat dafuq youre doing BLYAT"

我的天

((*note from a russian translator)) "BLYAT YOP TVOYU MAT' BLYAT WHO FCKING DOES THAT"

關掉那東西, 拜託

"HOW?!"

你會砍到別人

What?

耶穌基督啊

*chuckles* What?

我的天

I'm Sorry

他砍到了! 他砍到了草叢...

I'm gonna have to ask for an explanation of

只是俄羅斯的日常, 各位

what the heck was going on there.

耶穌基督啊

Did he grade that girls test...

我的天

... by drilling it with a drill?

只是俄羅斯的日常, 各位

(Well yes of course, who doesn't these days)

看那個人

*struggling to understand the slav culture*

我的天

Just anotha day in Russia!

啊...天哪

SLAV

只要...

REVIEW

是個女的

Just anotha day in Russia!

有人驚訝嗎?

Thats honestly really cute

開玩笑的

Russian cats everybody

還有人記得冷戰嗎?

Is that real?

永不忘記

(Sure why not pewds they can be if you want)

準備好, Dmitry (Дми́трий: 斯拉夫名字)

Are they actually squatting?

我的天

The slavs have taken feline form.

Dmitry!!

Very Niiice

那叫做創新

Just dress those cats up in addidas...

就在那裡

And you're good to go.

那需要技巧與機靈

(russian surprised swearing)

不管那是什麼意思

OMG

老天...

He's gonna hurt someone.

我的天

OMG x2

那是什麼?

Turn off the thing please.

好喔...

You're gonna cut someone.

她們在笑什麼??!!

(Chuckling:) Jesus Christ.

妳們的廚房失火了!

OMG ver. 3.0

耶穌基督啊...

He got 'em!

我...

He got 'em! x2

天殺的блять (блять: 他媽的)

Just a normal day in Russia!

天殺的...

OH JESUS CHRIST.

受詛咒的鞋子

*beep beep*

愛滋!

OH. MY. GAWD.

欸!我最喜歡的牌子

JUST A NORMAL DAY IN RUSSIA EVERYONE!

老兄, 那是啥??

Look at that guy!

只是穿著"愛滋"閒晃, 老兄

Oh my GOD

我還能說什麼?

Ah jeez.

老兄, 那些是最新的"愛滋"嗎??

Just.

天殺的, 看起來真潮 炫斃了

Just..

俄羅斯電競椅

Just...

隨機應變、適應環境、克服難關

*drum roll please*

但它可以這樣嗎?

And it's a whamen.

我不...我不覺得, 俄羅斯人

Is anyone surprised?

再試一次吧

*Desperate attempt to not get demonetized again*

這就是你為什麼要付399

Anyone remember the Cold War?

"БЛЯТЬ ТВОЮ СУКА" (你媽的臭婊子)

Never forghetti.

我的天

Get ready Dmitry

這是怎麼發生的?

pew

你是怎麼陷入這個情況的? "快出來!"

pew pew

"快出來! 他媽的!!"

pew pew pew

天哪!! x5

WHOAAA(pew pew)AAAAAA!

OK...

OMG

所有人都沒事... 所有人都平安無事...

DMITRY!

ok...好的, 太棒了

That's innovation

耶穌基督啊...

right there

所有人是怎麼活下來的?

That takes skill and cunningness

俄羅斯人你們還好嗎?

Whatever that means...

那是啥?

in russian: "Honestly, i really think, I hope

那是啥??

Headphones down in 3

"這不錯"

Headphones down in 2

他們用一塊木頭代替輪子?

Headphones down in 1

隨機應變!

*BIG CRASH*

適應環境!

Jesus.

克服難關!

oh my god

嘿快看, 是另一個用木頭代替的情況!

What is that?

"踩煞車! 快踩煞車!!"

Okay?

你知道嗎? 危險與危及生命的情況看起來像是...

((russian hysterical laughter))

至少他們很開心,你知道嗎?

HOW ARE THEY LAUGHING?!

俄羅斯就是個很大的多人遊戲 加上"瘋狂模式"

(More turkey laughs)

我看到很多車 但是沒有一台車的輪子有相同的數目

Your kitchen

我的天

IS ON FIRE!!!

太棒了

Jesus Christ

整台車都在傾斜

I d...

很難說這令人難過還是令人發笑

GodDamned (byets?)

我不...

God Damn

我看的時候 有許多衝突的情緒

Cursed Footwear

"看, 真的有隻貓出來了"

AIDS!

俄羅斯竟然也有獸控 我不知道!

AIDS MY FAVORITE BRAND (me too pewds!)

誰想的到呢?

Dude uhh.

你們今天失去了一些同志, 俄羅斯 我很遺憾

WHAT ARE THOSE?

"來吧!"

Just rockin' those AIDS man!

喔, 不...

What can I say?

喔不...喔不...

Dude! Are those the latest AIDS?

不, 停下, 停下來!

God Damn they look sick

別再這樣做了 停下來! 停下來!

They look FIRE.

拜託停下來!

RUSSIAN

耶穌基督啊...

GAMER

"我不要用手餵你, 就這樣吃吧"

CHAIR.

"在這, 吃吧"

Improvise. Adapt. Overcome.

"婊子"

BUT CAN IT DO THIS?

"嗯, 就是這樣, 在這裡吃"

I don't... I don't think so.

我想說, 在瑞典 很多時候我們開玩笑說

Russians

跟外國人說我們到處都是北極熊

Try again.

然後我們騎牠們去上班

This is why you need to pay $399

但是在俄羅斯...

BLYAT TVOYU SUKA

看起來這真的是這樣

How did this happen?

"這就是如何撲滅你靈魂中的火"

How do you get in this situation? ((in russian: GET OUT OF THERE))

等等, 那是伏特加嗎?

((GET OUT OF THERE ALREADY BLYAT))

噢, 那是伏特加 耶穌基督啊...

Oh Gawd x2

俄羅斯! 別再試圖在所有東西裡藏伏特加了

Oh Gawd x3

那是火...

Oh Gawd x4

快點, 撲滅它!

Oh Gawd x5

用酒精澆它

OK

太棒了

Everyone made it safe

這個國家的輪子都去哪了??

Everyone made it out safe

所有的輪子都去哪了??

ok

我的天...

ALRIGHT

天哪, 這...喔對, 我看過了 我的天...

G R E A T

"醒醒, 老兄"

Jesus Christ

憂鬱的鴿子

How is anyone alive?

這真是太令人難過了

Russians are you okay? ((note from russian translator: (｡•́︿•̀｡) ))

各位, 我希望你們喜歡這集的 "俄羅斯的另一個日常"

What is that?

"你斯拉夫, 你輸" 不管那是什麼

What is that? x2

我希望你看得開心 如果開心的話, 按下喜歡

in russian: Well, this is nice

這將會幫助到這個頻道 我會非常感激

Did they replace a wheel with a log?

這也幫助我很多...來督促我...

Improvise!

所以我可以為了你們 看更多的搞笑影片

Adapt

我知道, 這是很辛苦的工作

Overcome

再見

Hey look!

翻譯、時間軸：JT

It's another log replacement!

*如果有字幕時間軸混亂的狀況, 可能是pewds在後台刪減了影片, 譯者也無能為力, 請見諒*

(Take off the brake!)

((astonished russian swearing))

You know what, as dangerous and

life-threatening as it seems to be

AT LEAST they're having fun, you know

"Russia is just big multiplayer game... with crazy mods"

"I saw lots of cars, but not the same number of wheels"

(Playing Nataliya Mogilevskaya - Pol'ubi menya takoy)

what's happening

Oh my gah

Ooh that's great

Oh the whole car is tilting

You can't tell if this is sad or hillarious

I don't

I got so many conflicting emotions while watching this

in russian: "Look, it's an actual cat getting out"

HEY

They have furries in Russia

I didn't know

Who woulda thought

You lost some ??? today, Russia

I'm sorry ((But you seemed so excited at first))

"Come on!"

"Come on, come on!" (Are you stupid or something)

No STOP just STOP

STOP USING IT ((Come on Felix))

STOP ((Man up))

STOOP

Please STOP (but thas how we fish! how u gonna fish when its -45C?)

Ah Jesus Christ

"I'm not gonna feed you out of my hands, eat it like that"

"Here, eat it"

"BiTch" (lmao)

"Well, thats how have it here"

I was gonna say, in Sweden a lot of times we joke that

to foreigners we just have polar bears everywhere and we ride them to work

But in Russia

It seems like it's actually the case

(no we do not ride bears)

(we just have them as pets))

"Take out the seal"

"Take out the safety pin"

Take it and put it on the table

"Press it"

"tada"

"And thats how you put out THE FIRE IN YOUR SOUL!

Wait, as that VODKA? (duh)

Oh it's VODKA

Jesus Christ!

Russia, STOP tryna hide vodka in everything

Let's put it out

By pouring alcohol on it

Fantastic

WHERE ARE ALL THE WHEELS IN THIS COUNTRY

WHERE ARE ALL THE WHEEHAHALS

"Hey, brudda" Oh gah it's, oh yeah I've seen

"Brother"

"Wake up brother"

"Hey brother"

Aww, depressed pigeon

"This is so sad" (Alisa play Деспасито)

I hope you guys enjoyed this episode of "Another day in Russia" everyone

U slav u lose, whatever it was

I hope you had fun

If you did

Smash like, it will help out the channel, I very much appreciate it

It helps me a lot, as well

To push through

So I can watch more funny videos, for you guys

I know, it's tough work

Goodbye (bye, Felix, love u from Russia