IT'S GAMING TIME

ya'll thought i was scared of a video game made for children??

i don't think so

i'm gonna play the game, and i'm gonna beat it, i'm gonna kill it

and it's gonna be easy

aaaibebibiebiebiebe

alright let's go

okay this should be great

i'm already touching my-

HOW AM I SUPPOSED TO DO IT

my fingers are not-a long enough

why are my finger not long enough

there we go there we go

VR is great guys, definitely buy a VR headset it's working seeming-less-ly - thats a word -

okay okay it works okay now it works

okay

it's all cool right?

are we still going?

alright cool

look at it, this is working pretty well

okay summer night three and this is where the fox come and i have to keep my eye on the fox

and that's fine

can i drink

SLURP SLURP

SHUT UPPP STOP CALLING ME I DON'T CARE ABOUT THE INSTRUCTIONS

I DON'T CAREEeeEeEEeEeE SHUT YOUR PIPPYPOOPYPAPIPOOPIPAPPA

GOdDAmit

AND YOU--

WORTHLESS

look how fast i can change cameras now

this is way better there

look at how fkin fast i am brah

alright where's the jungle brother - there he is

alright there you are

I SEE YEOUW

I SE- I ??? where'd the chickin sh!t go?

where's the sexy mama

there she is, there's my girl

THAT'S MY GIRLL

she's freaking me with her eyes

i can't wait to see her *richard*

okay

there she is - HE* is

help me

im looking at you

i'm looking at you

alright where's the chicken

where's my chicken ba- SHE'S COMING

she's coming to papi

she knows what she wants and she wants to get it

i get it

but this time i'm not pulling any strings

i'm not pissing in anyone's pants

AY

AY CHICKEN

yOU wAnNa COmE tO mY HOuSE ???

TOO BADD!!!

TOO BADd MISTER CHICKEN!!

you dumbB

WOW lookat that chicken

alright alright i forgot about YOU

alright we're gonna be ready

we're gonna be ready

i'm ready as freakin -- you could ever be

alright

YOU better not

i'm looking at you

I'm looking at you so f-kin dude

oh the door was closed.

AAAAHAHHAHAHHAHAHAHHAHAH

AAAAHHAHA

STUPID FOX

go back to Norway

the land that no one--

AAAAAAAAHHHHHHHH!!!!! AAHAFJAKDFJ

AAARGARGARGHRKG

STOP !!! STOP STOP STOP

CHICKEN?!

GET A JOB YOU PIECE OF CRAP

okay we're good

everything is good we're not doing too bad ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)

i'm doing pretty good

plenty of power left, we're gonna have a good night :^)

it's gonna be a good night

literally where' s everyone? i don't see a single soul

okay we cannot do this

ther is hope in Sweden

my meatball is protection

oh that means someone moved

CHICKEN

CHICKEN STOP IT

WHY DOES SHE KEEP COMING

that sexy bicc

alright

oka - AY! AY what are you looking at

what's he doing there? you're not supposed to -

who are you?

what the?

that's a coin

should i be scared of him?

nahH

oH GODdaMit it's him agaim

what do i do ???

okay he's still there

WHERE IS EVERYONE

WAAAGHAJYAKJAFADJDKJ

WHY DID HE EVEN--

I KNEW HE WAS THERE

it was JUST to confirm that he *was in fact* there

godDAmiT

where's the --

YOU son of a ssSOCcer mom

i'm touching that thing as soon as my nipples fa-

can you STOP

im SO DONE with all of this

WHAT

WHAT DID THAT MEAN?

DOOR IS CLOSED! sOrRy

SORRY

nOt OpEN~

CAN YOU LEAAVE !!!!

CAN YOU LEAVE MYADKAJDKFJAL

THANK YOU

gODdAm they pissed me off dude, i don't even feel happy

alright yay it's my reward

what do i get?

ow that taste good

so there's night four

brAH

what is this? parts and service? alright let's try this

for the sake of a change

alright i played these, i'm --

AAAA JESUS

"welcome back to Parts and Service"

"Oh, no, it looks like Bonnie's guitar is out of tune and must be calibrated"

okay

"first, we must access the harmonization module located in the secondary throat pipe"

"to access the throat pipe, both eyes must be removed and it must be as precise as possible --"

--when removing the eyes from respective sockets"

why, or what else are gonna happen?

"- - left eye, and carefully remove it from its socket"

okay Mister Bonnie, let me remove the eye

"Great job, the - "

YEET

AAAAENRRHFAHGRHARGKHJEESUS

WHAT THE fReAKyMuRKy

you did nothing but laugh

"Welcome back to parts and service"

"oh no, it looks like Bonnie's guitar is out of tune and must be re-calibrated"

"first, we must acce -- great job"

"deposite the left eye in the cleaning recepticle on your left"

AAARARGAGWAAAARGAHRGH

WHAT THE HELL IS THIS

oh, LEFT!

WHY DIDNT HE SAY IT

dumb game

sub guy: (give up )

"welcome back to parts and service"

yes

okay alright

on the LEFT

"well done, now firmly grip Bonnie's RIGHT eye and carefully remove it from its socket"

oh

alright let's actually follow the instructions this time

"deposite the right eye in the cleaning recepticle on your right"

"good job"

"-- to open Bonnie's faceplate, carefully press the two buttons located on either side on Bonnie's jaw"

"When done correctly, you should hear two small clicks"

????? what do you mean ?????

okay lettem pressing~

WAJEABLAAPOPPIE

"Press the blinking button in Bonnie's secondary throatpipe to enter calibration mode"

he's got the throat pipe

okay lemme just press the little button

there it is i pressed the button [Bonnie starts playing the guitar ]

okay that's not too bad

"Something is not right, one of those notes is out of tune"

"you may press the button again to replay the audio check"

"press the coloured button that corresponds to the incorrect note"

okay

oh it's definitely the second one

"press the blinking button again to verify your work"

okay well i guess he's playing the -

[visible confusion]

pppfffffWHATTHEHELL

heck there's no tension

im just doing it

alright BAM

[subguy is tired sorry it's the same monologue :^) ]

WHATTHEHELLAMITOPATA

WAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

????????????????

alright this is not the game for me

"are you having fun yet? that is great to hear"

alright what is this then?

dark rooms

let's go

what is this?

night terror

what the hell did i just do?

why can't i play it

okay here we go

close doors, grab and release with triggers

wow what is this?

oh my god this is freaky

hey

oh god

hello?

okay shut --

AKRGALKGRJAGAGRH

shut your mouth, i'm trying to play a game

what is this??

im closing the doors

AY

close the door

there we go

GODAMIT

HEY

listen up you piece of cr@p

i don't ca-

HAKAEHGAHIAEHGAE

GOD

YOU

FRICC OFF

i never played this i don't know the rules

and they just jumped in my face

EXCUSE ME ??

EXCUSE ME

who's doing that

you're in the drawer -- he's in the drawer

llknmkn ??

I CAN'T MOVE

i physically cannot move

my hand is lost

i lost my hand

fck this i want out

i literally --

YOU FRICC OFF

i mean so far nothing bad has happened

i did it

i actually did it

i can't see anything

alright

is this correct?

don't scare me

don't --

yay~

"great job"

"Bonnie is in tune and ready for his solo"

alright

"let's close him up"

"simply replace both eyes in the same order that you remove them, then close up the face plate"

"and we'll call it a day"

then we'll call it a day, you hear that Bonnie boo?

bam

there you go you can see now

wait

he didn't tell me to do anything else

and i'm calling it a day

alright i guess? i'll? press these?

ASGAKRJ

"Well done. That concludes your parts and services task"

"See you next time"

dude i like your knees

alright. cool. i did it

i did it

are these meat balls?

they actually have meatballs

in the game

AORJGH

okay lets --

let's see what chicka has

"welcome back to parts and services"

"there has been complains about chicka's smell"

"sounds like chicka has been rummaging around the kitchen again"

YOU

"-- food particles from chicka's exterior and place it into refuse bin on your right"

wait what was i supposed to do?

alright

algalrharhlr

ahh my baby

that's right my sweet savory baby

in your KNEE??

you have on in your knee??

"Good job. Make sure chicka isn't hiding any other treats inside her beak"

"you should open her beak. Carefully press the two buttons located on the sides of chicka's head"

cheeka have you been cheating?

okay alright here we go

AAAJEEBALEEBA

"--looks like chicka has picked up some unwanted friends"

"to clear the infestation, apply the ????????? chemi spray to chicka's exterior"

"press the button under the -- avoid inhaling the chemi spray"

"exposure to cleaning, disinfecting, and chemicals may result in respiratory problems, skin, or --