字幕列表 影片播放 列印所有字幕 列印翻譯字幕 列印英文字幕 So as you may know 那麼...你可能知道 *cough* * 呃* I'm not working with Disney anymore. It's had great consequences for my career 我不再和迪士尼合作了 Where I'm heading in life, what choices do I make? 這樣對我的職業生涯影響很大. What people can I trust? A lot of questions have a rose from this 在我人生旅程中 But there's one good thing out of all this just one one thing 我會做出什麼選擇 one thing 我會相信什麼人 That I can honestly say has been a positive change now. I can finally play my favorite game!!! 許多問題都從這裡“出現”. Frozen Anna give birth a baby 但是有一個好東西 I'd be wanting to play this game for the longest time 超出一切 But I've never been able to do it cuz Disney doesn't want it. Love the music love everything. Let's play 只是一個 *閃* Hey hey hey hey, oh 一件事(耳機使用者注意!!) Oh boy, I had to private my other frozen videos *大聲*一件事 been hidden, it's been hidden since 我必須老實說, 2015!!! 這是個很大的變化. Fetus, foetus. Oh, sorry foetus 現在,我終於可以玩 ECG monitor, okay... 我最愛的 Ahh... Doesn't no it doesn't go there uhhh 遊戲!!! [Slow clapping] XD “冰雪奇緣之安娜生寶寶” Ok here. We go there. We go. I got something. We did it ok now. We gotta give her the drugs just relax 我一直想要玩這個遊戲 you're gonna fall asleep and 已經很久了 Never wake up again. Now we add a little bit of magic 但我從來沒有能夠做到 A little bit of magic there you go spring a little bit of magic on that belly and then we're gonna cut that shit open 因為迪士尼不希望這樣做 [Laughing loudly] 我愛它的音樂,愛它的一切 Sorry, sorry, I got left a little bit of my magic 我們開始玩吧 There you go and a baby. Hey 嘿嘿~嘿 Circumcised no wait... Schaefer sleep. What did you call in English caesarean section 好傢伙 I was caesarean section-ed so 我不得不設定我其他冰雪奇緣系列遊戲為私人影片 This this baby could be me, it's like they're surprised that a baby came out. Give birth! A baby. I was a baby 它被隱藏 Hey, there's a baby 從2015年開始被隱藏 Let's kill it with a knife apparently oh, we got to cut the “胎兒” “呆兒”(他的意思要說胎兒) (歌是望春風耶>//// the cord and put it away 哦對不起“呆” and a little better more of that magic 用心電圖機...好der Magic 啊不...不是用在那邊 Wake up 呃.... [Beep] *鼓掌聲* [Beep] 背景的字:(使用在偵測你的心臟) Wake up 好了 嗯就在這裡 我們有突破了 [Beeeeeeep] 好的我們做到了 [Gary Jules's Mad world plays] 現在我們得給她..打針? Good game. Good game ah 放輕鬆 Jesus Christ can we put it back in urgh what else do we got to do to the stupid baby 你將會入睡,永遠不會醒來 We got to wrap it. Okay. Fine. You're a bru burrito now, and then we eat. It that was it 現在我們添加一點點“魔法” Definitely worth the wait. Oh how I've waited. There's a better game. Don't worry. There's a much better one 只要一點點魔法 There's a much much much better one 去吧(施法 Spank Elsa butt 在肚皮上施一點魔法 How is this a kids game? This is on a kids game website. Spank Elsa butt look how ready she looks 然後我們要切開這 Spank me senpai!!! Oh my God. I get to pick what I spanked her with wow *惡魔般的笑聲* gameplay better than mashed effect andromeda a belt *wheezing* 抱歉..對不起,我被一些魔法影響到了 A flip-flop, a ruler what kind of fucking all right. I'll start with the hand see how that works 來吧~一個寶寶! What just happened? What just happened? 嘿!沒進行割禮不是我的錯 She's crying. You spanked the booty 未受「割禮(瑞典語)」這叫什麼來著? You spank the booty at 47 miles per hour alright. So what are your qualifications to do this job, Mr.. Shellburn well, you know I? 在英語稱作剖腹產 slap the name of frozen Elsa an average of seven hundred seven miles per hour 我也是“剖腹產”出生的 Yeah, I'll be running this company now. Thank you very much. Love this sound she makes as well very good sound 所以,這個孩子可能是我 The sheer terror for about half a second then just mid cut off here we go. Oh 正如大家期待的,寶寶出生了 OHHHHHH!!! 誕生,寶寶 my God 這是一個嬰兒 1221... what is that in in kilometers bcos I don't really know.. Wait that's 嗯,這是一個嬰兒 2,000 kilometers per 顯然我們要用刀子殺死他 Per hour. I see she was fucking it will go through her that will go through her. I always wanted to try spoon 哦,我們得切這 How about we do? 臍帶 She screams the same way even at 2 miles per hour. What is the slowest spank we can give her? 並把它扔掉 1 再加一點的那個神奇魔法 Don't know why I asked. I don't know why I asked... 魔法 What strikes me is that how bizarre these games are for being kids games 醒來 They're so strange 醒來*尖叫* but obviously there's a market for them, but *憂傷的音樂* I don't get it. I don't get it... Mata.com the best free girl games online, Jesus Christ (警告!!耳機使用者注意!!) Just like Jesus Christ 好遊戲 What is the best ones Mata.com the best free girl games online? 好遊戲 Alright you said that ㄜㄜㄜㄜㄜ... It's almost like the simpsons you know they've done literally everything like frozen two Elsa dolphin. How??? 我的天哪可以把小孩塞回去嗎 How does that make any sense? Oh my God there's literally breastfeeding. What the fuck. Oh my God 我們還要對這愚蠢的小孩做甚麼 Is that the baby??? 好吧,我們得把他包好 Here's the phone 完成 911 你現在是一個捲餅 Amazing 然後被我們吃了 Here's a blanket, okay. Have some water 遊戲就這樣了 Oh my god have a bell 絕對值得期待 EUGHHHHHH 哦,我期待了很...還會有更好的遊戲 Have an oxygen mask always ready, you know 不要擔心,還有更好的 Always always ready 還有更多更好的遊戲 Oh, I got a manage all the stats “打艾莎PP” Shit. She's running out of water. She's running out of water (嘆)這怎麼會是給小孩的遊戲 She running out of water. This is it like snap? 這放在小朋友遊戲網站 But actually terrifying because the consequences are real give her the bell “打艾莎PP”她看起來準備好了 GIVE HER THE BELL 打我PP吧學長(做作聲音) Why she dating jack frost I thought she was dating someone else ah 喔我的天哪我要選打她的道具 AAAAAHHHHHHHHHH 哇嗚,嗯這遊戲 When is the ambulance coming? We're having a baby. We're having a baby. God damn it 比「質量效應:仙女座」更好 Oh thank God. Go to the hospital. 一條皮帶 Oh my god my god flip flop(某拖鞋品牌名 I-I-I don't think 一把尺 Oh my God the baby's out. The baby's out the baby's out everyone 這甚麼該死的東西-好吧 Oh, it's all disgusting uhhh take a sponge 我用手開始 Take a sponge. It's way better than a baby trust me. 看看它是怎麼打的 You don't want to you don't want a baby you want a sponge *啪,啊嗯~* fuck no, I can you make it shhh *聲音徐徐傳來*剛才發生了什麼 You know what? I finally is actually to be quite educational 剛剛發生了什麼 Bye bye, baby!!! *啪!啊嗯~* Hahahaha have some drugs 她正在哭 You'll you'll feel better have another one, and it's methylenedioxyphenethylamine (ecstasy) kinda, and we can only make the baby be quiet 你打她PP My God. Oh my God breastfeeding is normal breastfeeding is normal, and you should be able to do it in public 你打她PP的時速是47英里/小時 It's a kids game everyone. It's a kids game. I know how to play a kids game. Okay. I'm smart enough “好吧所以你有什麼資格” I don't know anymore. I just don't know anymore. I'm starting to reconsider. You know oh my God. What's wrong for their eyes “可以勝任這份工作先生呢 謝爾伯先生” What's wrong with her eyes are they like that in the whole game? 你知道的呃 What's wrong with her eyes? 我會打pp NOO!!! 打冰雪奇緣艾莎的PP Okay, oh my God. She's so scary. I hate her. What is wrong with heeerrrrr 以707英里/小時的時速 What is wrong with her eyes? 是的,我將會經營這間公司 What happened? What is the game about? 非常感謝您 Keemstar was here 真愛她發出的聲音(這是一個非常令人毛骨悚然的聲音) Apparently 很不錯的聲音 I think she took drugs 大約半秒鐘有純粹的恐懼感 She made a mess and we have to clean it up for her and she's looking at me and I'm scared 被切斷 I'm scared of what she will do to me. She peed on the fucking ground. She peed where do I broom? 再來一次吧 哦~~~~ There we go 噢噢噢噢噢~~~ Ok I got it I got it. I know how to play a kids game. Okay? I'm smart enough 噢,我的上帝 We got to glue this now. We'll just throw it away 1221英里/小時甚麼的 因為我 The table was like that. We got to fix the table we get all right. Hey. Hey you gotta play 真的不知道 Yeah, it's very detailed this game 等待這是時速2000 公里/小時? You know if ya put as much detail in as the the eyes that would have been great if they did that but she wrecked 他媽的這-這會穿過她啊 The place like what what did she do she spat at the mirror? Why would she do that??? 這樣會直接穿過她啊 Good job 我一直想嘗試勺子 Thank you text 她以同樣的方式尖叫, 即使我們用2英里/小時的速度 If only I could get the validation from from Anna then then it would mean something 什麼是最慢的打pp,我們試試看 Nice don't patronize me 不懂我幹嘛問這 X 2 Okay, I know you don't mean it 我很疑惑這詭異的遊戲真的是給小朋友玩的嗎 Thank you. My castle is clean out. She thought it. She didn't say it 他們是如此獵奇 She just thought it 但顯然這樣打開了某種市場 You're welcome. Can I go now??? 我不明白×2 PLEASEEEE??? 我的天哪 How can kids play this and not be traumatized 就只能我的天哪 OH AND THE EYES AGAIN!!! 最好的遊戲是甚麼 The eyes the fucking eyes my God everything I got everything 好吧,你說,(該自由女孩遊戲.網站的聲音廣告) What did you do? Anna, what did you do? And I were you looking so happy 這幾乎就像「辛普森家庭」, 你知道他們也被改了很多 Thaa thaa YEA take that shit art 像冰雪奇緣2艾莎的海豚...如何?這合理嗎? Wash that shit up 這還有他媽的哺乳遊戲 Snow glows white on the mountain tonight 哦,我的天 Not a footprint to be seen 這是懷孕了?! A kingdom of isolation 有個手機 And it looks like I'm queen 9 The wind is howling like this swirling storm inside 1 We're gonna spark you up with a spark you up 1 哈哈哈 真妙 We are definitely concealing 這裡有一個毯子 OOOHHHHH 好的 I'm gonna end it here because I think I'll go insane if I keep playing 喝些水 And I think I'm worried about you as you as well, but yeah, I hope you enjoyed this that adventure with me 噢,我的天 有個鈴鐺 I hope you had fun 哦呃哦呃 Leave a like if you enjoyed all this appreciate all the support that I get.. 隨時準備一個氧氣面罩,你懂的 and I'll see you bros, in another one.. Brofist :) 總是準備著
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