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So as you may know
那麼...你可能知道
*cough*
* 呃*
I'm not working with Disney anymore. It's had great consequences for my career
我不再和迪士尼合作了
Where I'm heading in life, what choices do I make?
這樣對我的職業生涯影響很大.
What people can I trust? A lot of questions have a rose from this
在我人生旅程中
But there's one good thing out of all this just one one thing
我會做出什麼選擇
one thing
我會相信什麼人
That I can honestly say has been a positive change now. I can finally play my favorite game!!!
許多問題都從這裡“出現”.
Frozen Anna give birth a baby
但是有一個好東西
I'd be wanting to play this game for the longest time
超出一切
But I've never been able to do it cuz Disney doesn't want it. Love the music love everything. Let's play
只是一個 *閃*
Hey hey hey hey, oh
一件事(耳機使用者注意!!)
Oh boy, I had to private my other frozen videos
*大聲*一件事
been hidden, it's been hidden since
我必須老實說,
2015!!!
這是個很大的變化.
Fetus, foetus. Oh, sorry foetus
現在,我終於可以玩
ECG monitor, okay...
我最愛的
Ahh... Doesn't no it doesn't go there uhhh
遊戲!!!
[Slow clapping] XD
“冰雪奇緣之安娜生寶寶”
Ok here. We go there. We go. I got something. We did it ok now. We gotta give her the drugs just relax
我一直想要玩這個遊戲
you're gonna fall asleep and
已經很久了
Never wake up again. Now we add a little bit of magic
但我從來沒有能夠做到
A little bit of magic there you go spring a little bit of magic on that belly and then we're gonna cut that shit open
因為迪士尼不希望這樣做
[Laughing loudly]
我愛它的音樂,愛它的一切
Sorry, sorry, I got left a little bit of my magic
我們開始玩吧
There you go and a baby. Hey
嘿嘿~嘿
Circumcised no wait... Schaefer sleep. What did you call in English caesarean section
好傢伙
I was caesarean section-ed so
我不得不設定我其他冰雪奇緣系列遊戲為私人影片
This this baby could be me, it's like they're surprised that a baby came out. Give birth! A baby. I was a baby
它被隱藏
Hey, there's a baby
從2015年開始被隱藏
Let's kill it with a knife apparently oh, we got to cut the
“胎兒” “呆兒”(他的意思要說胎兒) (歌是望春風耶>////
the cord and put it away
哦對不起“呆”
and a little better more of that magic
用心電圖機...好der
Magic
啊不...不是用在那邊
Wake up
呃....
[Beep]
*鼓掌聲*
[Beep]
背景的字:(使用在偵測你的心臟)
Wake up
好了 嗯就在這裡 我們有突破了
[Beeeeeeep]
好的我們做到了
[Gary Jules's Mad world plays]
現在我們得給她..打針?
Good game. Good game ah
放輕鬆
Jesus Christ can we put it back in urgh what else do we got to do to the stupid baby
你將會入睡,永遠不會醒來
We got to wrap it. Okay. Fine. You're a bru burrito now, and then we eat. It that was it
現在我們添加一點點“魔法”
Definitely worth the wait. Oh how I've waited. There's a better game. Don't worry. There's a much better one
只要一點點魔法
There's a much much much better one
去吧(施法
Spank Elsa butt
在肚皮上施一點魔法
How is this a kids game? This is on a kids game website. Spank Elsa butt look how ready she looks
然後我們要切開這
Spank me senpai!!! Oh my God. I get to pick what I spanked her with wow
*惡魔般的笑聲*
gameplay better than mashed effect andromeda a belt *wheezing*
抱歉..對不起,我被一些魔法影響到了
A flip-flop, a ruler what kind of fucking all right. I'll start with the hand see how that works
來吧~一個寶寶!
What just happened? What just happened?
嘿!沒進行割禮不是我的錯
She's crying. You spanked the booty
未受「割禮(瑞典語)」這叫什麼來著?
You spank the booty at 47 miles per hour alright. So what are your qualifications to do this job, Mr.. Shellburn well, you know I?
在英語稱作剖腹產
slap the name of frozen Elsa an average of seven hundred seven miles per hour
我也是“剖腹產”出生的
Yeah, I'll be running this company now. Thank you very much. Love this sound she makes as well very good sound
所以,這個孩子可能是我
The sheer terror for about half a second then just mid cut off here we go. Oh
正如大家期待的,寶寶出生了
OHHHHHH!!!
誕生,寶寶
my God
這是一個嬰兒
1221... what is that in in kilometers bcos I don't really know.. Wait that's
嗯,這是一個嬰兒
2,000 kilometers per
顯然我們要用刀子殺死他
Per hour. I see she was fucking it will go through her that will go through her. I always wanted to try spoon
哦,我們得切這
How about we do?
臍帶
She screams the same way even at 2 miles per hour. What is the slowest spank we can give her?
並把它扔掉
1
再加一點的那個神奇魔法
Don't know why I asked. I don't know why I asked...
魔法
What strikes me is that how bizarre these games are for being kids games
醒來
They're so strange
醒來*尖叫*
but obviously there's a market for them, but
*憂傷的音樂*
I don't get it. I don't get it... Mata.com the best free girl games online, Jesus Christ
(警告!!耳機使用者注意!!)
Just like Jesus Christ
好遊戲
What is the best ones Mata.com the best free girl games online?
好遊戲
Alright you said that
ㄜㄜㄜㄜㄜ...
It's almost like the simpsons you know they've done literally everything like frozen two Elsa dolphin. How???
我的天哪可以把小孩塞回去嗎
How does that make any sense? Oh my God there's literally breastfeeding. What the fuck. Oh my God
我們還要對這愚蠢的小孩做甚麼
Is that the baby???
好吧,我們得把他包好
Here's the phone
完成
911
你現在是一個捲餅
Amazing
然後被我們吃了
Here's a blanket, okay. Have some water
遊戲就這樣了
Oh my god have a bell
絕對值得期待
EUGHHHHHH
哦,我期待了很...還會有更好的遊戲
Have an oxygen mask always ready, you know
不要擔心,還有更好的
Always always ready
還有更多更好的遊戲
Oh, I got a manage all the stats
“打艾莎PP”
Shit. She's running out of water. She's running out of water
(嘆)這怎麼會是給小孩的遊戲
She running out of water. This is it like snap?
這放在小朋友遊戲網站
But actually terrifying because the consequences are real give her the bell
“打艾莎PP”她看起來準備好了
GIVE HER THE BELL
打我PP吧學長(做作聲音)
Why she dating jack frost I thought she was dating someone else ah
喔我的天哪我要選打她的道具
AAAAAHHHHHHHHHH
哇嗚,嗯這遊戲
When is the ambulance coming? We're having a baby. We're having a baby. God damn it
比「質量效應:仙女座」更好
Oh thank God. Go to the hospital.
一條皮帶
Oh my god my god
flip flop(某拖鞋品牌名
I-I-I don't think
一把尺
Oh my God the baby's out. The baby's out the baby's out everyone
這甚麼該死的東西-好吧
Oh, it's all disgusting uhhh take a sponge
我用手開始
Take a sponge. It's way better than a baby trust me.
看看它是怎麼打的
You don't want to you don't want a baby you want a sponge
*啪,啊嗯~*
fuck no, I can you make it shhh
*聲音徐徐傳來*剛才發生了什麼
You know what? I finally is actually to be quite educational
剛剛發生了什麼
Bye bye, baby!!!
*啪!啊嗯~*
Hahahaha have some drugs
她正在哭
You'll you'll feel better have another one, and it's methylenedioxyphenethylamine (ecstasy) kinda, and we can only make the baby be quiet
你打她PP
My God. Oh my God breastfeeding is normal breastfeeding is normal, and you should be able to do it in public
你打她PP的時速是47英里/小時
It's a kids game everyone. It's a kids game. I know how to play a kids game. Okay. I'm smart enough
“好吧所以你有什麼資格”
I don't know anymore. I just don't know anymore. I'm starting to reconsider. You know oh my God. What's wrong for their eyes
“可以勝任這份工作先生呢 謝爾伯先生”
What's wrong with her eyes are they like that in the whole game?
你知道的呃
What's wrong with her eyes?
我會打pp
NOO!!!
打冰雪奇緣艾莎的PP
Okay, oh my God. She's so scary. I hate her. What is wrong with heeerrrrr
以707英里/小時的時速
What is wrong with her eyes?
是的,我將會經營這間公司
What happened? What is the game about?
非常感謝您
Keemstar was here
真愛她發出的聲音(這是一個非常令人毛骨悚然的聲音)
Apparently
很不錯的聲音
I think she took drugs
大約半秒鐘有純粹的恐懼感
She made a mess and we have to clean it up for her and she's looking at me and I'm scared
被切斷
I'm scared of what she will do to me. She peed on the fucking ground. She peed where do I broom?
再來一次吧 哦~~~~
There we go
噢噢噢噢噢~~~
Ok I got it I got it. I know how to play a kids game. Okay? I'm smart enough
噢,我的上帝
We got to glue this now. We'll just throw it away
1221英里/小時甚麼的 因為我
The table was like that. We got to fix the table we get all right. Hey. Hey you gotta play
真的不知道
Yeah, it's very detailed this game
等待這是時速2000 公里/小時?
You know if ya put as much detail in as the the eyes that would have been great if they did that but she wrecked
他媽的這-這會穿過她啊
The place like what what did she do she spat at the mirror? Why would she do that???
這樣會直接穿過她啊
Good job
我一直想嘗試勺子
Thank you text
她以同樣的方式尖叫, 即使我們用2英里/小時的速度
If only I could get the validation from from Anna then then it would mean something
什麼是最慢的打pp,我們試試看
Nice don't patronize me
不懂我幹嘛問這 X 2
Okay, I know you don't mean it
我很疑惑這詭異的遊戲真的是給小朋友玩的嗎
Thank you. My castle is clean out. She thought it. She didn't say it
他們是如此獵奇
She just thought it
但顯然這樣打開了某種市場
You're welcome. Can I go now???
我不明白×2
PLEASEEEE???
我的天哪
How can kids play this and not be traumatized
就只能我的天哪
OH AND THE EYES AGAIN!!!
最好的遊戲是甚麼
The eyes the fucking eyes my God everything I got everything
好吧,你說,(該自由女孩遊戲.網站的聲音廣告)
What did you do? Anna, what did you do? And I were you looking so happy
這幾乎就像「辛普森家庭」, 你知道他們也被改了很多
Thaa thaa YEA take that shit art
像冰雪奇緣2艾莎的海豚...如何?這合理嗎?
Wash that shit up
這還有他媽的哺乳遊戲
Snow glows white on the mountain tonight
哦,我的天
Not a footprint to be seen
這是懷孕了?!
A kingdom of isolation
有個手機
And it looks like I'm queen
9
The wind is howling like this swirling storm inside
1
We're gonna spark you up with a spark you up
1 哈哈哈 真妙
We are definitely concealing
這裡有一個毯子
OOOHHHHH
好的
I'm gonna end it here because I think I'll go insane if I keep playing
喝些水
And I think I'm worried about you as you as well, but yeah, I hope you enjoyed this that adventure with me
噢,我的天 有個鈴鐺
I hope you had fun
哦呃哦呃
Leave a like if you enjoyed all this appreciate all the support that I get..
隨時準備一個氧氣面罩,你懂的
and I'll see you bros, in another one.. Brofist :)
總是準備著