69, 69, 69, 69!

69, 69, 69, 69!

We're still waiting for Tekashi69, but STILL. We did it, goddammit.

我們還在等Tekashi69, 但還是...

Good job! ("Shing" noise)

我們做到了, 天殺的 好樣的

So proud. Give yourself a pat on the back right now, doesn't it feel good?

超驕傲!

Doesn't it feel good to know that you made a difference? You made the world at least... a percentage better

現在給你自己拍一下背

Nothing changed. Well, whatever! You did something and for that I give you a thumbs up.

感覺很棒對吧?

("shing" noise)

知道你做出了改變是不是感覺很棒?

You get the "thumbs up PewDiePie seal of approval, then into a brofist".

你讓這個世界...至少...

("shing" noise, cut off abruptly to silence)

更好1%

But,

沒什麼改變, 那又如何? 你還是有做出貢獻

there's still one more thing.

因為這樣, 我給你一個...

There's still one more thing left on the table. What do people actually think about things?

大拇指

That's what I ask myself every day. Oh, yeah, what does "Teens React" think about that?

你獲得了"大拇指pewdiepie認證章"

If I don't get the approval of "Teens React", then what's the point?

然後才是brofist

So let's just jump into it, everybody, and see what "Teens React" has to say about PewDiePie...

但是!!

...being...

還有一件事

...uh, subscribed to by people.

還剩下一件事還沒完成

Let's jump into it.

人們對這件事的真實看法

GIRL: Kinda gives me anxiety that they're so close!

那就是我每天會問自己的

He's been the number one subscribed for like, so long, it's about time we had someone else.

"青少年react"的看法是什麼

(Metal Gear Solid alert noise)

如果我得不到"青少年react"的認同

(Furious mouth hissing)

那又有什麼意義?

I hate you.

所以讓我們直接開始吧, 各位

(more mouth hissing)

然後看看"青少年react"的意見

Teens react to "Subscribe to PewDiePie".

對於pewdiepie...

MR. BEAST: We don't mess around.

正在...

BOY: I saw this video online. Oh my goodness.

呃...被大家...訂閱...

MR. BEAST: Grab your phone, go on to YouTube, search PewDiePie, and subscribe to him.

讓我們開始吧...

BOY: Ooh, PewDiePie versus T-Series?

他們這麼接近讓我有點焦慮

GIRL: I heard about this, like, sub race or whatever. They were both trying to get to like 69 million.

他成為訂閱人數第一名已經很久了 是時候換人當當看了

We're both trying to get to 69 million. That's... that's... that was the plan (laughs)

我討厭妳

That's... that's right. You got it, you got the story right. T-Series is literally shaking, in the mud, in the dirt, going

青少年對"訂閱pewdiepie"做出反應

"Ah, damn it. He got to 69 million before us! Pack up boys. Let's go back to India."

"我們不亂搞"

"There's no reason to keep uploading. He already got it."

我在網路上看過這個, 我的老天

That's right everybody, we already got it. Damn, it feels good to be on top.

"拿起你的手機, 上youtube, 搜尋pewdiepie, 然後訂閱他"

GIRL: Okay... that's one way to do ads.

pewdiepie對決T-Series?

That's the best way to do ads.

我有聽說過這個, 像是訂閱比賽之類的

We don't want none of those stupid "women" to subscribe.

他們都想先達到6900萬訂閱

(record scratch) I don't know why I said that... (laughs)

我們都想先達到6900萬訂閱

'Cause women aren't real, everyone knows this. Wake up!

那就是...那就是...

GIRL: T-Series, never heard of them.

那就是我們的計畫

Never heard of T-Series.

這就...這就對了 妳正確了解了這個故事

FELIX: Good, good. Keep it that way, if you know what's good for you.

T-Series正在發抖

(gunshot noises)

就在爛泥裡、塵土裡 然後這樣...

MR. BEAST: T-Series is growing four times faster than PewDiePie.

"可惡! 他比我們先達成6900萬訂閱!"

GIRL: That kinda gives me anxiety, that they're so close!

"打包吧孩子們, 我們回去印度"

Not anymore, they're not. I'm miles ahead. (pfft) I could go to sleep. Forever. I'd still win.

"已經沒有理由繼續上傳了 他已經贏我們了"

MR. BEAST: [If] I don't do anything, PewDiePie won't be the number one most-subscribed...

這就對了, 各位 我們已經贏了

FELIX: What is Canal KondZilla?!

damn, 待在第一名的感覺真好

What... what are all these channels? Where are they coming from?

好喔...這是打廣告的一個方法

Aw, God, am I gonna... am I gonna be passed by another one now? What is this?

這是打廣告最好的方式

Now, please. 'Kay? Please...

我們不想讓愚蠢的女人來訂閱

What are you... no!

我不知道為什麼我要這樣說

And he's got the 420! I didn't want to pull this card, but there is only one number that means more than 69.

因為女人不是真的, 所有人都知道

9/11. Just kidding. That's not funny. It was kind of funny. Half a second it was funny,

醒醒!

and then it stopped being funny and I acknowledge that. It's not funny anymore.

T-Series...從來沒聽過

GIRL: But hey, he's been the number one subscribed for like, so long, it's about time we have someone else.

從來沒聽過T-Series

How could you say that?

很好...

MR. BEAST: Therefore, I spent all my money on ads so he can remain the number one most-subscribed-to channel in the world.

很好, 繼續這樣想, 如果妳們知道什麼才是對妳們好的話

Absolute mad lad. What a legend. Never been so proud. This guy's the ultimate homie. He's helping him out

撤消假的gamer女孩 "T-Series"

I'm not hating on anybody that is like pure dedication, but I would not do that.

T-Series成長的速度是pewdiepie的4倍

Well I hate on you for saying that how about that?

他們這麼接近讓我有點焦慮

Take some responsibility and do your part!

已經不是了

So funny like

他們已經不接近了

Every one of his videos is original, is that a diss to me? What do you mean every one of mr

我已經在千里之外了

Beast's video I have original To-. Okay fine maybe i dont. Maybe that's why we go so great together, me and Mr. Beast.

我可以去睡覺...

perfect match we complete each other. I have absolutely nothing of value and then we have creative original ideas bam!

永遠的...

We should create a channel together maybe a record company. Hmm so we can beat t-series at their own game

但我還是贏

Calling all bro's You can save YouTube. Oh my god

"如果我不做任何事, pewdiepie將不再是全世界最多訂閱的人"

Unsubscribe from t-series truer words have never been spoken.

誰是Canal KondZilla? "如果我不做任何事, pewdiepie將不再是全世界最多訂閱的人"

Wonder how many people saw the ad driving home from work?

什麼?

You see the billboard and you're like I need to pull over right now

這些頻道是什麼? 它們是從哪裡來的??

I need to subscribe to Pewdiepie right now that person in that red car right there

老天...我要...我要被其他頻道給超越了嗎? 這是什麼?

They just have to stare at Pewdiepies face like the entire time

現在...拜託...好嗎?拜託...

This is so funny what the hell. This is so distracting on the road.

你們在...不!

Lucky Fan whoever is driving that Honda I envy you

他甚至有4.2億... (註: 這裡口誤)

Are you subscribed to PewDiePie? No

我不想要出這張牌, 但是只有一個數字比69更有意義

Can you subscribe to him, please?

911

Thank you. every little bit counts. See this guy gets the idea

開玩笑的, 那不好笑

If we work together, well, we already did it. It doesn't matter. Okay. I haven't ever seen an ad at a urinal before

有點好笑... 有半秒鐘覺得好笑

Millions of people every year are affected by awkward handshake that?

然後就不好笑了, 我認知到這一點

that was awful Thank You conan, he met Conan? that was awful.

就不再有趣了

How much money did this cost honestly like?

他成為訂閱人數第一名已經很久了 是時候換人當當看了

Getting all these ads. Are you subscribed to PewDiePie? Alright? No, where were you?

妳怎麼可以這樣說?!

When this happened, oh my gosh, I need you to subscribe to here Chris

"因此, 我花了所有的錢在廣告上, 所以他可以保持全世界最多訂閱頻道的第一名"

Not sure the viewers can see it alright hit subscribe

絕對是個狂人, 真是個傳奇

Thank you, here you go, here's some

從未感到如此驕傲

Subscribe to pewdiepie everybody free ketchup. but we do have is original content

這個人是超級哥們 他在幫助他

I want to go subscribe to help him out

我不是在批評任何人, 那就像純粹的貢獻精神 但是我才不會做這些

The most accurate news source this planet has.that would definitely get me to subscribe if I wasn't already

那我因為妳說的而批評妳, 這樣如何

67 million subscribers in a night. He crossed many bridges to get where he is today

負起責任

Oh my god Really you really really you gotta do me like that. can't believe someone would do this. Leave a like if you are depressed watch

然後出你的一份力!!

what? Pewdiepies fans have been thanking mr

我喜歡MrBeast, 他很有趣, 像是...

Beast as well as trying to do their part to keep PewDiePie number 1 and so we have some memes

他所有的影片都是原創的

Around that to show you now awesome. Okay. Looking forward to subscribe to PewDiePie

他在暗諷我嗎? 你是什麼意思?

Oh my god

MrBeast所有的影片都是...

Like that's the first thing that pops up. Google: I'm doing my part. so that's so it's so random like this is so dope

我也有原創...

That's cute. That's cute. Even Google knows what's up? Mr. Beast's impact

好吧, 可以...也許我沒有

Plus 85462 subscribers. Yeah, it's even more now. It's pretty crazy

那就是為什麼我們是如此的合拍, 我跟MrBeast

It's like this thing is even bigger than I am no. Wait that, that's not possible

完美的搭檔, 我們互相補足

low key I'm part of the nine year old army actually highkey. What am I talking about subscribe to Pewdiepie fine? There you go. There you go

我絕對沒有任何價值... 然後我們一起創造原創的主意

He understood finally he was like, oh god, I got to do my part. There you go

也許我們可以一起開一個頻道 也許開一間唱片公司

Well done a lot of small ad space in my local newspaper and published this I did my part pewds. Help pewds be the first

所以我們可以在t-series自己的遊戲裡擊敗它

One to reach 69 million subscribers in the newspapers and we get the old people to subscribe to him still newspapers people

"呼叫全部的bros, 你們可以拯救Youtube"

Do you know about that this are so thing. I want to know how many people clicked on that link

我的天... "訂閱pewdiepie, 然後退訂閱t-series"

I think you can if you hit a + after two thousand six hundred people

"訂閱pewdiepie, 然後退訂閱t-series"

Get two thousand six hundred people clicked

"更真實的話從來沒有訴說過"

Elon musk. Send me your dankest memes

我想知道有多少人看到這些廣告

Pewdiepie meme review when?

你下班開車回家

Midnight, write subscribe to Pewdiepie on your next rocket launch.

你看到廣告牌, 然後像是... 你必須立刻停下來

That's the thing that you can't mess around with Elon Musk like that cuz you know, he'll do something like that.

我必須現在就訂閱pewdiepie

People are really, really involved in this

"那輛紅色車子裡的人, 他們要看著pewdiepie的臉一整路"

This is so stupid, like literally so stupid for this many people to care about it.

這好有趣, 搞什麼

I'm confused - I'm entertained. That was, that was pretty crazy.

這在路上很令人分心

The Internet is reacting how the internet reacts to a lot of things

幸運的粉絲, 不論誰開那輛本田...

Just kind of blowing it out just so that way it can have its like moments of fame and get those last little subscribers

我忌妒你...

No, no

"妳有訂閱pewdiepie嗎?"

What are you saying are you saying that I'm just getting subs now and then after a month or so no one will care

"沒有..."

Were you aware that the most subscribed YouTube channel was possibly about to change? No, I literally did not know this channel even existed

"妳可以去訂閱他嗎, 拜託?"

I didn't even know that was like even happening. I wasn't aware at all. I mean I

"好喔"

I'm, not even subscribed to PewDiePie

"謝啦"

Some people are just cruel. "Now, I will." oh okay

所有的訂閱都算數

Originally socialblade predicted that t-series to pass Pewdiepie in subscriber count' on October 21st of this year

看吧這個人知道

But this gap began to slow down and is now estimated that they will pass by November 14th, right? There's still winning. What?

如果我們一起努力... 好吧, 我們已經辦到了

No, I I pad I thought they gave up

這又沒有關係, 好嗎?

fine

我之前從來沒有在便斗上看過廣告

It seems that we got the teens on our side, but let's see what the youtubers are saying

每一年有上百萬個人 受到"尷尬地握手"的影響

The youtubers react. when you see how like t-series is taken off. It's shocking that PewDiePie has so many subscribers

他去見康納?

Ok try guys

"我必須說, 那真糟糕"

Why don't you try and leave good one?

那真糟糕... 謝謝你康納...

So the channel is called t-series. He's heard of t-series. I haven't. It's not really a fair comparison

他去見康納??!! 那真糟糕...

One guy and you know editors and what not vs. Massive corporation with thousands of employees

這要花多少錢? 老實說, 像是...

It's different. There should be like different

去弄這些廣告

Buckets on YouTube one for like the youtubers and the other for like this is a big company. God Damn it Jordan

-你有訂閱pewdiepie嗎? -呃...沒有

Well said level 10 book

當這發生的時候...你在哪?

Excellent. Good take the only good take I've seen in this video. T-series vs. PewDiePie. I mean Pewdiepie is very very YouTube, right?

我的天...

It's man speaking at camera. Honestly when you see how like t-series has taken off

-我需要你去訂閱, 過來, Chris, 幫他拿東西 -我幫你拿東西

It's shocking that PewDiePie has so many subscribers. I don't like how they laugh like that

他們在大學裡面攔人嗎? 真有趣

Ok, dont laugh at me like that

我不確定觀眾可不可以看到, 但是... 好的, 按訂閱

They mostly post bollywood music soundtracks and film trailers, t-series is also the world's most viewed YouTube channel with over

老兄, 這傢伙真的豁出去了

47 billion views. That high? Oh my god

謝謝, 來吧, 給你一些番茄醬

And they're gaining almost a hundred thousand subscribers a day hundred thousand new subscribers every single day. Oh my god. I

去訂閱pewdiepie, 各位 免費的番茄醬

Got to get onto this T-series. What do you think

"但我們有原創的影片"

about them that could make them potentially the number one channel of all time

我覺得我想要去訂閱來幫助他

Is that the only place to go to for that type of content?

"...在這個星球上最準確的新聞資源"

That's right congratulations you got monopoly

那絕對會讓我去訂閱, 如果我還沒訂閱的話

Do you know how many scruffy-looking awkward boomers ranting about different topics into a microphone and a camera?

在一晚...6700萬個訂閱者

There are on youtube

他越過很多個橋, 來達到他現在的地位

Do you understand how tough it is in this market to do what I'm doing?

我的天... 他越過很多個橋, 來達到他現在的地位

So many have made the argument that it isn't fair to compare

他越過很多個橋, 來達到他現在的地位

The two channels since t-series is a full-fledged Network and company that uploads multiple videos per day created by many different artists vs

真的?你真的?真的? 你一定要這樣對我嗎?

PewDiePie who is an individual creator who developed his following entirely through YouTube. Yeah

真不敢相信有人會這樣做

Well, I mean, I good good for PewDiePie cuz you know, he did it for this long. still doing it still doing it!

如果你感到鬱悶的話, 按下喜歡

Thank you. Whenever you go on trending, you always see like like the Jimmy Kimmel show or you just see like the next

啥??

Netflix trailer it's it's it's getting to that point where it's gonna be a global market of just different

啥??

production companies.

pewdiepie的粉絲感謝MrBeast 也試圖出一份力來讓pewdiepie保持第一名

Damn.. damn that's depressing to think about isn't it?

所以我們有一些相關的meme要給你看

Guess I never thought about it that way. Things are always changing on YouTube. I think that's what makes it interesting

好樣的, ok 我很期待

That's what makes it fun. No one saw it coming

訂閱pewdiepie... 我的天...

but and in such a quick timeframe as well for my 11 years on YouTube I've seen

像是...那是第一個跳出來的

time and time again the top 5 positions be

Google: 我盡我一份力

Creators on YouTube maybe. I remember it differently, but when I started off there was a bunch of

這好...這好胡鬧, 像是...這很蠢

there was more companies big being big on YouTube, but

那很可愛, 那很可愛

Creators kind of took over. I wonder if the same sort of trend will apply to to

甚至Google也知道發生什麼事

India now

MrBeast的效應

and maybe we'll see the actual independent Indian creators the appeal and the value of investing in YouTube content it will

增加85462個訂閱者

More and more be taken over by companies

對, 現在甚至更多 這很瘋狂

Logically thinking it's going to become more and more coperate, corporate

好像這整件事甚至比我自己還要重大

There's just so many giant companies trying to keep up with YouTube and if they want to stay in business, it's almost

不, 等等... 那...那是不可能的

Obligated at this point to do something

低調的, 我也是9歲大軍的一員

I know there's you know even creators that are just actors in channels and they don't actually own the channels

其實是高調吧, 我在說什麼 訂閱pewdiepie!

I mean just look at Smosh, you know

這就對了! 這就對了!

it came out a few days ago that Smosh actually sold their channel and

他懂了, 最後他像是... 喔天哪我必須出一份力

They're really just employees for Smosh and all this time. You think it's a private channel

這就對了, 幹的好

It's it's just another company and I wonder if that applies to other channels

我在當地的報紙上買了很多小廣告 然後發行了這個, 我出我的力了, pewds

I don't think a lot of people realize that for example, I'm glad I'm independent

幫助pewds成為第一個達成6900訂閱的人

At least that's about the only thing I had good thing. I haven't working for me right now

...在報紙上, 然後讓老人們去訂閱他

You can't compete with that as an independent, but you you know, you shouldn't be thinking of it as a competition

現在還有報紙, 各位 你們知道嗎?

Anyway, there's plenty of people and views out there for all of us.

這潮流不退

NO

我想知道有多少人點那個...連結

I NEED MORE!

我想你可以...如果你去查點擊率

I need more subscribers god damn it. Meanwhile PewDiePie 2012 like half a million it's amazing. It's a huge number

有2千6百個人

You know, I'm really happy about it. But still it's just a number and what really matters to me at least

有2千6百個人點擊

It's the support that you bros show in all your videos. That's like if that's what really means something

它有用!