Name: 史上最偉大的模擬器遊戲! (The Greatest Simulator Game Ever!)
Uploaded: 2021-01-14T11:06:52.000Z
Duration: 10 min 37 s

Hey, what's happening? Is your boy Peww...  what has my life become...

Hey ! 搞甚麼鬼？這裡是你的男孩Peww~~ 為什麼我的生活變得...

Ss-sorry ultimate Epic battle simulator this is why you clicked on this channel isn't it because we want action

拍謝 是"終極史詩戰爭模擬器"，這不就是你點這個頻道的原因，不是嗎 ? 因為我們想要有動作、

Epicness! hey guys to be tech here and today

I'm going to show you how to mine so fast that you can't even dig a straight hole so in this game me for you

嗨大家好~而今天要來教大家一些技術

For some reason aren't familiar with this

我要來示範如何快速挖礦， 快到你無法直直挖出一個洞。

所以在這款遊戲裡，假如你們出於某種原因，不太熟悉

W-what is this game about?   You can simulate war's!

這款遊戲是在幹嘛？一款你可以模擬戰爭的遊戲！

it could run Roblox on Max settings, so let's see...

而現在我有台非常ㄅ一ㄤˋ的電腦

NAZI'S!  And another  Six. And another...

它能夠以最佳設置來運作Roblox(電玩遊戲)

Oh my God. Yes, no, it's not lagging at all

And maybe I shouldn't have picked so many

Well, maybe I shouldn't have made so many you know...

Maybe I exaggerated just a little bit with this whole table *hehehehe*.

又或許我不應該放那麼多納粹(666666個XD)

Oh My god, how many did I make, Jesus Christ?

好吧，也許我不應該放這麼多，你知道的...

也許我在這圖上是有一點點誇張

哦，天哪，我到底用了多少納粹，Jesus Christ？

I-i don't know what's happening, but im sure it's pretty epic...

I think I just nuked all the nazis. I don't know I have one framerate. Maybe let's *ehh* let's exit. Okay

Let's try that again okay. Oh, Jesus Christ. I had

666666 (Illuminati confirmed) pick up let's just remove one of them. All right. Let's remove one of them, and then we can see

Maybe don't act. Okay here. We go. Yeah. That's a lot better. Well now we have a decent framerate

我不知道發生了什麼，但是我確定這很"史詩"。

我想我只是核爆所有的納粹，我不知道我有一個FPS，也許我們....ㄜ...讓我們退出。好的

Okay, a lotta nazi's. They're very angry. They're very angry at the

讓我們再試一遍好了。Oh，Jesus Christ。我有

六十六萬個納粹，我們把一個6刪掉，好吧，把一個6刪掉後，我們就應該就看的到。

也許不要執行，好了我們開始吧。 這次好很多了，總算有個像樣的FPS。

Table, you can do it begin no table nooooooo

好吧，超多納粹的，他們很生氣。他們在對一張桌子生氣(XD)

*Sad Music* RIP Table may his Soul Be remembered forever :'(

Equal amount of tables as there are German Soldiers tonight

We dine in on table as they said I feel like I need to have an epic battle speech to my table

THOSE SON'S A BITCHES (WHAT TF IS HE SAYING),

今晚，我們在桌上用餐，如同他們所說的。 我覺得我必須對我的桌子們來一場史詩般地戰爭演說

THEY DO NOT RESPECT  WOOD.   THEY DO NOT RESPECT THE HARD SURFACE OF A  NICELY POLISHED

我敢打賭，他們看PEWDIEPIE（Poods非常肯定XDD）

我們不會讓他們在我們身上用餐Der!!!!!

他們不尊重木材，他們不尊重的構思精巧的硬質表面。(XDD)

But they have no match against the tables actually the tables are getting rekt no

再見 ! 該死的，沒錯，他們建立了一個屏障。

long ago the four nations lived Together in Harmony

但他們是打不贏桌子的，實際上，桌子正被擊垮。 不~

then everything changed when fire nation attacked

Nazis would win, okay? duly noted Let's make it a little bit more interesting all right the will happen

We'll have table over here. All right. We'll have dressers

Fighting tables, and then here we'll have one Chuck Norris will have 200 Santa clauses

不久前四國共同和諧地生活 (降世神通XD)

然後一切都改變了，當火族攻擊  (耳機使用者請注意)

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史上最偉大的模擬器遊戲! (The Greatest Simulator Game Ever!)

ultimate

bunch

decent

exaggerate