PewDiePie, I mean PewDiePie ? did an oopsie!

Soulja Boy, did an oopsie.

And the Forbes, did an oopsie.

I'm Oopsie Doopsie. Oopsie doopsie doopsie.

Woopsie time :D

??? [Pew News intro] Oopsie!

[Pew News intro]

Welcome to Pew News, the most diverse news source of all time.

We have literally everyone working here.

People are campaigning to get PewDiePie more subscribers

because...

A. He needs to destroy ?️-Series

B. Because he's the most epic Youtuber

Or, C. "Because straight men have too much time on their hands"

[moment of silence]

[applause]

BECAUSE sTrAiGhT mEn HaVe ToO mUcH tImE oN tHeIr HaNdS

I'm not saying people shouldn't be straight,

I just don't need their culture shoved in my face all the time.

Heh. Straight people be like:

"Subscribe to PewDiePie everybody."

I don't even know if this is a legit website.

I-- hndjhjdhahaha[dies inside]

You know, if people campaigning for PewDiePie to get more subscribers have too much time on their hands,

what the FRICK do people that complain about it have, huh?

Destroyed with Facts and Logic, ?️icc

"Literally what do sTrAiGhT nErDs spend their money on, question mark."

Oh this site is legit.

[dies inside again]

Oh, it's legit, alright.

[clap clap] To be fair.

The whole "subscribe to PewDiePie" thing

has just become a meme.

It's getting out of control, I'll admit to that at least.

I had one of the stra-- I mean, PewDiePie had one of the strangest days, I can only imagine.

When, uh, not only Jordan Peterson,

"Hey Jordan what are you doing right now?"

"I'm subscribing to PewDiePie."

but also Logan Paul

urges people to subscribe to PewDiePie.

I mean, what the frick is going on here, guys?

"Logang, I have put a trackable link in the description of this video that,

WHEN CLICKED,

will automatically subscribe you to PewDiePie's channel."

So Logan Paul said that day, he would donate to charity of his choice for every person that clicks his link to--

that redirects to subscribe to PewDiePie hehe...

?'? ?????????. ?'? ???ℙ?ℝ??? ??????ℕ??.

I mean, Logan wanted me to wear his merch.

As a, as an exchange for this.

"You must wear this piece of Maverick merch in one of your upcoming videos

CURRENTLY being delivered to you via courier."

Okay, first of all, I didn't give Logan my address cuz I--

I didn't know what the hell he wanted.

I gave him the address of a Swedish crafting shop.

BUT! I'll keep-- I'll keep the promise

that I never made, I guess.

But then again, you look at the graph, and you see the sub gap and--

I mean, it's not even nearly as impactful as the Markiplier one.

See, here is when Markiplier did the shout-out.

And here is when

Logan did his.

But I think there's one thing we can learn from all of this, which is of course:

SUBSCRIBE TO PEWDIEPIE

It's not that hard.

It's one click away.

What the FRICK are you doing?

To be honest, I am a bit overwhelmed by the whole thing.

The sub gap is still... reducing.

My twitter is just over-blown with:

"Subscribe to PewDiePie"

All these companies getting into it.

PornHub: "Subscribe to PewDiePie"

"Playing ?️icc Lasagna in a mall until someone asks me to stop in order to save PewDiePie."

And there's-- there's more events going on from fans and other YouTubers than I could possibly keep up with.

Grade Calculator: "Don't want to study? Subscribe to PewDiePie!"

Like, what?

People hacking GTA to say "Subscribe to PewDiePie"

But my-- my favorite, which of course, is:

"PewDiePie supporters call on Prime Minister Theresa May to help him defeat T-Series"

Yes, that's right everybody. That's an actual headline.

As much as I'm absolutely humbled and so happy about all the support,

I'm-- I do feel really weird about it, and

I wanted to do a shout-out to a bunch of smaller creators as well,

or that maybe don't have alot-- as much subscribers just cuz

There's a lot of great channels on YouTube that actually deserve subscribers.

I know "Subscribe to PewDiePie" is a meme and all and I appreciate it,

but I made a list and it's in the description and I'll go through it at the end of this video,

of channels that I watch that I think deserve more subscribers

or that I just enjoy watching

NEXT? NEWS?

YOUTUBE REWIND [weak clapping]

You've probably seen this train-wreck of a video already.

Did anyone actually like the video?

Poor YouTube.

You know what?No.

NO. STOP.

The reason I'm bringing up YouTube Rewind again is because

It's made history.

That's right

As the "Fastest Most Disliked Video of ALL. TIME."

On Wikipedia: "YouTube Rewind

became the fastest video to climb this list, gaining over 4 million dislikes in less than 48 doh-- hours."

And it's currently the 2nd most disliked video on YouTube.

YouTube beat my own video of "Can this video get 1 million dislikes?"

I mean, PewDiePie's video.

It needs 9.7(*million dislikes) to become the most disliked video on YouTube,

which is "Baby"by Justin Bieber.

That's crazy, I didn't think-- it's not THAT bad.

But as always, passing the question unto you guys.

What do you think about it?

I mean, I don't even have to critique the video, it just speaks from itself.

You just watch it and it's just a cringe-fest

"A celebrity in rewind"

"A Twitch streamer in rewind"

"A YouTuber who hasn't posted a video in 9 months"

And I don't wanna be all salty in the fact that I wasn't in Rewind,

I kinda get it.

I guess that thing is I thought last year was equally bad, but it seems like this year,

I guess is the year where people really opened their eyes to...

how uh... how much YouTube has really changed in their approach to its creators.

? NEXT? NEWS?

SOULJA BOY.

Exciting news from Soulja Boy.

Finally!

SouljaGame Console AND Handheld.

That's right, they're here!

GameRevolution made an article about it.

Soulja boy tweeting: "Wow, my console is selling fast." $$$

"Dreams do come true. Thank you fans, this is only the start."

Well he wasn't kidding, it really was only the start.

Now, the handheld version has over 3000 games in it, and

if you question its legality or why this exists then

WHAT THE FRICK GU--

You're just a hater!

This thing has Gameboy Advance games and all kinds of stuff.

Dude! It's got an RCA output.

Haven't seen those in years.

Thank you Soulja Boy for bringing that back.

HDMI? I don't think so!

Now if you can not, just like myself, have enough of Soulja... Soulja Boy's product,

he, of course, has the SOULJA WATCH!

If you're a true Soulja, part of the Soulja Army.

But you wouldn't just have the handheld. You wouldn't just have the console. You wouldn't just have the Soulja Watch.

You would also have the SOULJA PHONE.

That's right.

Oh you wouldn't-- Not even that. You're not a true Soulja fan unless you have the SOULJA GIFTCARD.

[wheeze]

Soulja Boy was very pleased with the reaction about his game console,

saying that: "To the first person that purchased my game console,

you just brought tears to my eyes. Tears of joy!

Thank you so much for your support, I promise to continue my tech company and evolve it in the gaming world.

I'm just a kid with a dream ¯\_(ツ)_/¯

After the release of Soulja Boy...

Game Console, as you probably would have guessed already

Nintendo stock completely plummeted.

X-Box, Microsoft stock

practically non-existent.

Playstation stock...

committed seppuku(press F to pay respects)

If it wasn't obvious, these are practically just Chinese knock-off products that you can buy already.

For also a much lower price on different websites.

The console, it looks identical and it sells for $30, but if you want the Soulja Boy version, then

It's a hundred ninety-nine.

Soulja Boy is just an artist that I truly respect and truly admire for his integrity,

his innovation, but most importantly, his rap game, of course.

You've probably heard of this website called "Cameo" where you can pay B or C-list celebrities to get a shout-out.

Now, I did it and 9 out of 10 said no.

I was gonna do a video where I make fun of all these desperate YouTubers for accepting this brand deal but

Surprise, surprise! No one wanted to do it!

Except ONE MAN!

ONE MAN was greedy enough for the challenge.

Let's watch.

"It's ya boi Soulja Boy shoutin' out to ma' man Felix man.

Ya already know what it is

How's it goin' bros my name is PewDiePie. Yo!"

Yo!

[sex sound]

Thank you Soulja Boy!

VERY! COOL!

NEXT? NEWS?

?

"When fans go too far: PewDiePie, 'stan stunts', and Youtube's next big problem"

Now, I mentioned this before uh, I think in last LWIAY,

because this article by the Telegraph attacking me and my fans for being "problematic",

It came out the exact same day that we raised $250,000 for CRY, the Indian charity for-- to prevent child labor.

I usually ignore this kind of stuff, but I just thought it was crazy how they posted this at the same time.

But, this article, you have to PAY to read it.

And I-- I never bothered to pay for it, but some of you guys sent me a screenshot of it and it's--

It's hilarious.

Because it talked about the "Subscribe to PewDiePie" hack

and how, uh...

the hacker, as they mentioned it, HackerGiraffe,

is rumored to be only 9 years old.

[r u srs]

???JOURNALISM EVERYBODY???

???GOODJOB???GOODJOB EVERYBODY???

???????

???YOU DID IT???

It seems so many people fall for the "9-year old" meme I love it, it's so good.

Anyway that's all I have to say.

NEXT? MEME?(?)

Forbes made a-- their yearly top 10 list of the most paid YouTubers or gamers or whatever they do.

They always reached out and-- to ask if the numbers are correct. I don't think

"CUZ IT'S NONE OF YOUR BUSINESS FORBES."

But let's have a look at it.

Logan Paul is #10

PewDiePie was #9

Jacksepticeye beat me to it.

???

Vanoss Gaming ??

Markip--ᵍᵒᵈᵈᵃᵐᵐᶦᵗ

I think DanTDM was the highest paid last year if I remember correctly.

Now, a lot of people seem to take these as facts. It's just pure speculation. Like, Forbes has no idea.

So there's really no reason to even take this seriously.

But they did rank Ryan ToysReview #1, a literal 9--s--9 year old. SEVEN year old.

When he gets 9, OH BOY.

Things are gonna be different around here.

Not everyone was too pleased about this list,

and the main reason I'm bringing this up is because

my newly favorite YouTuber, Lily Singh, has some interesting things to say about it.

"2 years ago, it was almost even between male & female, last year it was just me, and this year, there are no females at all."

So, she was on the list last year, but now she-- there's no female on the list this-- this year.

"Something I predicted in my Instagram caption last year.

I'm concerned the digital space is going to repeat the mistakes of ancient industries. Hope I'm wrong."

[ʰᴼᵖᴱ ᶦ'ᴹ ʷᴿᵒᴺᵍ]

You know, maybe this is a crazy idea, but maybe you should uh...

Maybe you should plan a campaign or something like that to increase your revenue?

Something about uh.. mental health?

And then just come back and sell a bunch of merch afterwards.

That would be a great idea, maybe that will help you earn more revenue.

"Hey guys I work too much, I need a break.

BUY MY HUSTLE MERCH!"

Imagine being actually mad about the fact that a 7 year old made an--

is the most paid YouTuber.