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  • We did it!

    我們辦到了

  • We finally did it!

    我們終於辦到了

  • We broke the world record!

    我們打破了世界紀錄

  • *LWAIY INTRO*

    *如果有字幕時間軸混亂的狀況, 可能是pewds在後台刪減了影片, 譯者也無能為力, 請見諒*

  • Pewds livestream of fortnite has 100,000 more live viewers than all of fortnite on twitch right now making him the biggest fortnite streamer

    現在pewds的'要塞英雄'實況觀眾數 比所有在twitch的'要塞英雄'觀眾數還要多出10萬

  • YES!

    讓他成為最紅的'要塞英雄'實況主

  • Let this be an inspirational message for all of you

    太好了!

  • The biggest fortnite streamer

    讓這個成為鼓舞你們的消息吧

  • I can use this to every brand I've ever worked with

    最紅的'要塞英雄'實況主

  • "Hey, you know, biggest fortnite streamer"

    我可以對所有跟我合作的廠商利用這個頭銜

  • FORTNITE! I'm the greatest fortnite streamer

    嘿! 你們知道嗎?

  • Let it be known

    最紅的'要塞英雄'實況主

  • okay great

    要塞英雄!! 我是最棒的'要塞英雄'實況主

  • I have a feeling its mostly gonna be Elon Musk memes

    讓世人知道這一點

  • DAMN! I gotta say though

    嘿, Brad! 我們來整Felix 在剩下的影片中調高他的聲調

  • I'm more of a colonizing mars guy. Damn

    Felix你什麼都沒看到 繼續滑下去吧

  • That colonizing mars girl looks hot

    好喔, 真棒

  • There we go everyone

    "那會比你想像的還要更快變得惱人 所以已經結束了"

  • This is what we need to show people

    我有預感這週大多數 會是Elon Musk的meme

  • Once Elon Musk hosts meme review...

    damn! 我必須說一下

  • ...Everyone has to buy a Tesla, alright?

    我不僅是只想殖民火星的男人, damn

  • you understand?

    那個"殖民火星"女看起來好正

  • I!

    這就來了, 各位

  • oh god it keeps going! what the?

    為了meme而去主持"meme回顧"

  • *video* T-Series, go home!

    得到8千3百多萬個潛在顧客的支持

  • Elon musk hosts meme review at last

    8千3百多萬個潛在顧客...

  • *its time for youtube's favorite show everybody, meme review!*

    '特斯拉汽車'股票上漲300%

  • *that's right. welcome.*

    這就是我們需要展現給大家看的

  • *I'm...*

    一旦Elon Musk主持了"meme回顧"

  • Those dead eyes

    大家就必須去買一台特斯拉, 好嗎?

  • *who am I?*

    你們懂嗎?

  • alright, I've seen this one. I sent it to Brad

    所有贊成讓MrBeast主持 "meme回顧"的人說聲"我"

  • He was very thrilled about it

    "我!"

  • What do you mean Brad?

    正常億萬富翁的東西

  • What... what the frick is that supposed to mean? (your language sounds like it comes from a mumble rap community)

    我的天, 這還在繼續! 搞什...

  • This is what I'm talking about

    回家去

  • At this point, we have 83 million

    - Elon musk終於主持了"meme回顧" - "meme回顧" 是時候來收看YT最受歡迎的節目了, 各位

  • subscribers

    "meme回顧"

  • We need to branch out

    沒錯! 歡迎

  • We need to go to places unknown before

    我是...

  • *Listen*

    那雙死魚眼...

  • *I didn't want to do this but*

    我是誰?

  • *I gotta tell you*

    好的, 我看過這個 我還傳給Brad看

  • *PewDiePie has closed captions on all his videos*

    他看了非常激動

  • *So the deaf community can watch*

    pewds笑他自己講的笑話

  • (Bitch Lasagna Plays)

    "Brad一號"笑pewds講的笑話

  • That's true actually

    沒有東西比這個更寫實了

  • Ay!

    你這是什麼意思, Brad?

  • I'm so confused. What is happening?

    那...那到底是什麼意思?

  • Is this real? Does that work?

    頭條消息, 男子因癌細胞增長而患上癌症 但此殺死了癌症的增長而治癒了他的癌症

  • I don't know anything about sign language

    它在混亂中傷到了自己

  • I know that one

    一個女生用手語翻唱 所以我們就可以縮小與聽障人士的距離(註1)

  • That's pretty cool though. Thank you very much RoseLBad (good job pewds)

    這就是我在說的

  • For doing your part

    現在我們有8千3百萬個訂閱

  • *Dr Phil time Dr Phil time*

    我們需要另闢蹊徑

  • oh god stop

    我們需要前往未知的領域

  • *everybody get pumped its dr phil time. send them to the ranch! I think I need help. Send me to the ranch!*

    聽著...

  • *this episode is sponsored by g fuel*

    我不想這樣做, 但是...

  • wow! dr. phil got a g fuel sponsorship!

    我得告訴你

  • *70 million!*

    pewdiepie所有的影片都有cc字幕

  • *whats good! t-series go home!*

    所以聽障朋友們可以看

  • *its time for youtube's favorite show everybody. meme review*

    ♪ ㄋㄟㄋㄟ或鮑鮑 ♪

  • ugh it makes me so uncomfortable

    那其實是真的 ♪到底要哪個? ♪

  • *I'm dr. phil*

    ♪ 給我坐下T-Series ♪ ♪ 我來是為了說出真相 ♪

  • oh god it keeps going!

    ♪ 你想要把我拉下第一名的寶座 ♪

  • *its me everybody. and today we're gonna play pokemon stadium*

    這是...? ♪ 你想要把我拉下第一名的寶座 ♪

  • oh my god! *felix set it up for us*

    ♪ 你想要把我拉下第一名的寶座 ♪

  • *and I'm really looking forward to playing this. we haven't played it in awhile.*

    ♪ 但你是從印度來的, 所以你輸 ♪

  • *in Spanish*

    ♪ 所以不要覺得你贏定了 ♪

  • *I don't know why I have it in Spanish*

    我好困惑 ♪ 所以不要覺得你贏定了 ♪

  • *this game gets very intense*

    發生什麼事? ♪ 當我幹掉你, 我們才算是倆清 ♪

  • *yeah. should we make it more diificult for each other?*

    ♪ 當我幹掉你, 我們才算是兩清 ♪

  • *like how about I preselect your 6 pokemon*

    這是真的嗎? 這是可以用的手語嗎? ♪ 因為我們才正要開始 ♪

  • That's the best thing ive ever seen

    我對手語一無所知... ♪ 我給你評個零分, 掰婊子... ♪

  • *It's me everybody*

    我知道這個

  • well done

    那蠻酷的, 非常感謝RoseIsBad (註: 這裡pewds唸錯她的名字)

  • well done

    盡了妳的一份力

  • that is horrifying

    就跟我之前答應的一樣, 我讓我的電腦運作另一個20小時

  • what! whos not 9?

    -來讓Dr.Phil...我天哪停下來 -Dr.Phil時間~Dr.Phil時間~

  • who's actually not 9?

    所有人嗨起來, 現在是Dr.Phil時間

  • huh?

    沒錯...把她們送去矯正牧場!

  • I know youre out there

    我覺得我需要幫助... 把我送去矯正牧場!

  • show yourself goddammit

    這集節目是由G FUEL贊助

  • just kidding, he will definitely come on

    G...哇喔! Dr.Phil得到了G FUEL的贊助

  • suicide rate jump to 100 okay

    7千萬!

  • did you guys actually see it live?

    好樣的! T-Series回家去

  • so I didn't understand what this was about

    "meme回顧!"

  • but apparently there was a petition for spongebob

    是時候來收看Youtube最令人喜愛的節目, 各位

  • look at that. 1.2 million people signed it to have sweet victory performed at the superbowl

    "meme回顧!"

  • and they started off making it seem like it was going to happen

    -沒錯! 歡迎, 我是... -這讓我好不舒服...

  • but instead they just cut to f**king Travis Scott

    Dr.Phil

  • that would've been so epic

    噢天哪, 這還繼續下去

  • f**king companies cant get anything right

    -就是我, 各位 -今天我們要來玩寶可夢競技場

  • you put it right in front of them, right in front of their faces going like "hey, theres a brilliant idea just take it. just go with it"

    -我的天! -Felix幫我們裝好遊戲了

  • "that's all you gotta do"

    -我很期待玩這款遊戲, 因為我們有一段時間沒玩了 -重新遊戲! 重新遊戲!

  • "i see what youre doing here but uh,"

    -這是西班牙文... -這是西班牙文, 我不知道為什麼這是西班牙文

  • "we're gonna have maroon 5 instead"

    這遊戲非常刺激

  • "people love maroon 5 right?"

    -對, 我們應該要...調高難度嗎? -定規則?

  • well, you did it boy or girl. i don't know

    -好小隻...為什麼他那麼小隻?! -像是...我先幫你選6隻寶可夢如何?

  • that's pretty goddamn epic

    那是我看過最棒的

  • is he 9? is barron trump 9?

    就是我, 各位

  • ah f**k, alright. well, we tried

    幹的好

  • well we know it didn't happen

    幹的好

  • okay, yeah, yeah. yeah so this is what happened

    真是觸目驚心

  • you guys should check out MrBeast's video

    這超出了科學的範疇

  • so apparently they tried- i knew about this. he told me.

    這世界上有多少9歲小孩

  • but uh, they were gonna try to get blankets in because youre not allowed to obstruct the view

    8279萬...

  • but they took them away

    什麼?!

  • but instead they figured out they could just wear the t shirts

    誰不是9歲?

  • i thought it was brilliant

    誰其實不是9歲?

  • like the photo that came out of it is so legendary

    我知道你就在那裡

  • seriously. even my mom wrote me about it guys

    給我現身, 天殺的...

  • like this was posted by espn

    喔沒錯, Elon將不會過來主持

  • how cool is that

    自殺率直接跳到100%

  • Mr.Beast at this point is just doing his part 100 times over

    開玩笑的, 他絕對會出現的

  • this is what I'm talking about

    自殺率直接跳到100...好的

  • we never stop!

    因為比賽本身而看超級盃

  • We never surrender!

    因為魔力紅而看超級盃

  • woah, how the frick did you do that? that looks so accurate!

    因為廣告而看

  • it has to be weird to have a t shirt that says

    因為中場表演的Sweet Victory而看

  • you know what? Mr. Beast deserves (to host meme review). I agree, okay.

    因為pewdiepie的廣告而看

  • I would love to. I love spicy food.

    你們在直播的時候有看到嗎?

  • But I also hate traveling

    當sicko mode開始演奏, 而不是Sweet Victory

  • So there you go. There's a dilemma.

    所以我不清楚這發生了什麼事

  • oh damn

    但很明顯的, 有一個給海綿寶寶的請願活動

  • Elon-san

    看看那個, 120萬人簽署 讓Sweet Victory在超級盃被表演

  • Let's make this happen

    然後他們開始 讓這件事看起來像是會成真

  • Let's make everyone of these teslas

    但他們卻直接切到Travis Scott的歌

  • automatically subscribe to pewdiepie

    ♪ 將永不犧牲他們的意志 ♪

  • what a great idea

    那原本可以變超讚的

  • NO!

    這些他媽的企業就是不能做對任何事

  • Zee TV, another Indian channel

    你們只...你們只是...

  • I think

    你們把這塞到他們前面

  • Look how they massacred my boy

    就在他們的面前, 然後像是...

  • MARKIPLIER HAS FALLEN!

    嘿! 這裡有一個絕妙的點子, 只管拿去

  • This is what I'm talk- SONY MUSIC INDIA

    只管採用

  • JACKSEPTICEYE HAS FALLEN!

    那就是你們要做的

  • We're losing the fight

    我知道你們想要什麼, 但是...

  • They're picking up all our generals

    我們反而就要魔力紅

  • What's next they'll come for Mr.Beast

    人們喜歡魔力紅, 對吧?

  • I thought it was super dope

    為了上LWIAY的最後一次嘗試

  • This is the problem when you hype stuff up

    嗯...你辦到了, 男孩

  • People are just gonna get disappointed

    或是女孩, 我不知道

  • What? You actually expected him to buy a 5 million dollar superbowl ad?

    那真的很天殺的屌

  • Like are you kidding me?

    請上你爸的推特 然後叫所以人去訂閱pewdiepie

  • "oh he didn't spend 5 million dollars boohoo"

    他9歲嗎? Barron Trump是9歲嗎?

  • Like Jesus Christ dude

    好吧, 至少我們試過了

  • Beautiful

    如果Elon Musk買一個超級盃的廣告 在直播中播放"meme回顧"

  • I like how you can barely see it

    我們知道這沒有發生

  • Amazing. Well done lads

    好的, 對x3 所以這就是發生的

  • Well done

    你們應該去看看MrBeast的影片

  • of course

    所以顯然他們試圖... 我知道這件事, 他有告訴我

  • I'll have a chat with the department

    但是...他們想帶毯子(布條)進去 但不被允許, 因為那會妨礙視線

  • Goddammit! Were we actually that far ahead?

    但他們沒收了毯子

  • AHH! KEEP SUBSCRIBING!

    但他們反而想出了 他們可以穿T恤

  • Oh no, they figured out. They're holding me accountable for what I say again

    我覺得這很高明

  • Clean shaven as well

    像是...老實說, 照片出來後真的很傳奇

  • Oh how the mighty has fallen

    甚至我媽傳訊息告訴我這件事, 各位

  • What did it cost?

    像是, 這是ESPN發的照片 (註: 知名體育台)

  • Everything

    看這有多酷

  • everything

    在此刻MrBeast已經盡了上百次他的力了

  • Well that's just sad

    這就是我要說的

  • Everyone picked themselves. Well here we are

    我們永不停止

  • Listen, desperate times call for desperate measurements

    我們永不投降

  • I did what I had to do and I'm not proud of it goddammit

    我讓我的電腦運作2個月 為了讓Gloria Borger的臉接到pewdiepie身上

  • What is this? Can the princess Pewdiepie defeat T-Series

    你怎麼辦到的?

  • (Were you poisoned?)

    看起來超寫實的

  • Oh I definitely was, I was f**king horrible

    當他們演奏SICKO MODE而不是Sweet Victory

  • Thank you guys. I've been saying this literally for years

    有一件上面寫...的T恤很奇怪

  • One person has signed it. That's it Jablinski. You gotta do it. I'm sorry.

    你知道嗎? MrBeast值得... (值得主持meme回顧)

  • Goddammit

    我同意, 好嗎?

  • Guys don't tell her that

    別擔心, 我已經恐嚇Sean... 等等...

  • come on

    請願讓Felix上Hot Ones

  • There it is. Modern problems, modern solutions

    我很樂意, 我喜歡辣的食物

  • Guys do you not understand?

    但我也討厭旅行

  • Fortnite is a family friendly game-

    所以就是這樣, 難辦了

  • If I'm the biggest family friendly youtuber,

    噢, damn...

  • fortnite streamer,

    Elonさん

  • This changes the game, alright?

    讓這個成真吧

  • Is the whole thing?

    讓所有人的這些特斯拉

  • Who's the sub-bot?

    自動訂閱pewdiepie

  • Well done

    真是個好主意

  • My fellow 9 year olds

    不!

  • Thank you very much

    Zee TV, 另一個印度頻道

  • I'm right there with you guys

    我想...

  • I understand

    看看他們是如何屠殺我的孩子

  • But in Sweden we say

    Markiplier殞落了

  • [In Swedish] "The one who waits for soMETHING GOOD

    這就是我要說...索尼音樂印度!

  • waits never... always too long."

    Jacksepticeye殞落了

  • I don't know the expression actually but you know what I'm saying

    我們輸了戰鬥

  • right?

    他們一個個打倒我們的將軍

  • You understand

    下一個MrBeast要面對的是什麼?

  • There you go. #1 on trending. Oopsie how did that happen? Wow

    我覺得這超酷的

  • Damn that looks legit

    這就是過度起鬨時會出現的問題

  • Zero deaths

    大家會...會失望

  • So far from T-Series at least

    什麼? 你們真的期待他會 去買一支5百萬美金的超級盃廣告?

  • I like it too. art_by_zelma very nice. Thank you very much

    你在開玩笑嗎?

  • GUYS WE NEED TO- I never said this but it is time!

    噢他沒有花5百萬美金...

  • T-Series is getting too close, huh?

    像是...老天哪, 老兄

  • It's time to play-

    兩名9歲小孩在澳洲的板球賽上宣傳pewds

  • Don't get jealous now Youtube (Alinitiepie?)

    真美

  • Don't get jealous and demonetize the video

    我喜歡你幾乎看不到它這點

  • Oh my god

    真棒, 幹的好小伙子

  • What the hell?

    幹的好

  • It actually looks like me

    請願Poppy Glora在"pew新聞"裡 加入"額外糟了個糕"

  • Okay

    當然了

  • Oh my god, okay

    我會跟新聞部門說的

  • Thank you everyone for doing their part

    還記得訂閱差距嗎? 這是他現在的樣子, 覺得老了嗎?

  • These are dark times

    天殺的, 我們真的曾差距這麼大嗎?

  • But if we keep working together, we can pull through

    繼續訂閱!

  • Maybe at some point, T-Series will just give up

    噢不, 他們發現了

  • That's pretty much our only strategy

    他們想再一次讓我對我說過的話負起責任

  • If we hang on long enough, maybe they'll just give up and delete their channel and realize

    我才不會玩'要塞英雄'

  • That's the idea

    什麼? 你覺得我是個可悲的草食男嗎?

  • Let's hope it works out

    也把鬍子刮乾淨了

  • That's it from me for now

    我的雄風也殞落了

  • Thank you guys so much for all the love and support

    付出了多少代價?

  • Honestly, it means so much to me

    一切

  • Thank you and as- that was way too lame okay uh

    一切

  • I don't like you guys, alright? There you go

    我們可以為過去的、現在被解除營利、 Youtube黃金時代的英雄默哀1分鐘嗎?

  • YOU WANT PYRAMIDS?

    (註:左到右分別為iDubbbz、FilthyFrank、maxmoefoe)

  • WE GOT EM!

    真難過

  • OH YOU'RE INTO CASTLES, HUH?

    誰最有可能為了拯救自己的Youtube頻道而去吸屌?

  • WE GOT YOU COVERED, BABY!

    所有人都選了自己

  • YOU WANT SOME PETS?

    嗯, 我做了

  • EASY!

    聽著, 危急的時期要用危急的策略

  • WE GOT IT ALL!

    我做了我必須做的 我又沒有因此驕傲, 天殺的

  • THIS GAME IS STILL RELEVANT GODDAMMIT!

    這是什麼? pewdiepie公主能夠擊敗T-Series嗎?

  • Subscribe to PewDiePie

    你有魔法長髮嗎? 當然了

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我們辦到了

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