We finally did it!

我們終於辦到了

We broke the world record!

我們打破了世界紀錄

*LWAIY INTRO*

*如果有字幕時間軸混亂的狀況, 可能是pewds在後台刪減了影片, 譯者也無能為力, 請見諒*

Pewds livestream of fortnite has 100,000 more live viewers than all of fortnite on twitch right now making him the biggest fortnite streamer

現在pewds的'要塞英雄'實況觀眾數 比所有在twitch的'要塞英雄'觀眾數還要多出10萬

YES!

讓他成為最紅的'要塞英雄'實況主

Let this be an inspirational message for all of you

太好了!

The biggest fortnite streamer

讓這個成為鼓舞你們的消息吧

I can use this to every brand I've ever worked with

最紅的'要塞英雄'實況主

"Hey, you know, biggest fortnite streamer"

我可以對所有跟我合作的廠商利用這個頭銜

FORTNITE! I'm the greatest fortnite streamer

嘿! 你們知道嗎?

Let it be known

最紅的'要塞英雄'實況主

okay great

要塞英雄!! 我是最棒的'要塞英雄'實況主

I have a feeling its mostly gonna be Elon Musk memes

讓世人知道這一點

DAMN! I gotta say though

嘿, Brad! 我們來整Felix 在剩下的影片中調高他的聲調

I'm more of a colonizing mars guy. Damn

Felix你什麼都沒看到 繼續滑下去吧

That colonizing mars girl looks hot

好喔, 真棒

There we go everyone

"那會比你想像的還要更快變得惱人 所以已經結束了"

This is what we need to show people

我有預感這週大多數 會是Elon Musk的meme

Once Elon Musk hosts meme review...

damn! 我必須說一下

...Everyone has to buy a Tesla, alright?

我不僅是只想殖民火星的男人, damn

you understand?

那個"殖民火星"女看起來好正

I!

這就來了, 各位

oh god it keeps going! what the?

為了meme而去主持"meme回顧"

*video* T-Series, go home!

得到8千3百多萬個潛在顧客的支持

Elon musk hosts meme review at last

8千3百多萬個潛在顧客...

*its time for youtube's favorite show everybody, meme review!*

'特斯拉汽車'股票上漲300%

*that's right. welcome.*

這就是我們需要展現給大家看的

*I'm...*

一旦Elon Musk主持了"meme回顧"

Those dead eyes

大家就必須去買一台特斯拉, 好嗎?

*who am I?*

你們懂嗎?

alright, I've seen this one. I sent it to Brad

所有贊成讓MrBeast主持 "meme回顧"的人說聲"我"

He was very thrilled about it

"我!"

What do you mean Brad?

正常億萬富翁的東西

What... what the frick is that supposed to mean? (your language sounds like it comes from a mumble rap community)

我的天, 這還在繼續! 搞什...

This is what I'm talking about

回家去

At this point, we have 83 million

- Elon musk終於主持了"meme回顧" - "meme回顧" 是時候來收看YT最受歡迎的節目了, 各位

subscribers

"meme回顧"

We need to branch out

沒錯! 歡迎

We need to go to places unknown before

我是...

*Listen*

那雙死魚眼...

*I didn't want to do this but*

我是誰?

*I gotta tell you*

好的, 我看過這個 我還傳給Brad看

*PewDiePie has closed captions on all his videos*

他看了非常激動

*So the deaf community can watch*

pewds笑他自己講的笑話

(Bitch Lasagna Plays)

"Brad一號"笑pewds講的笑話

That's true actually

沒有東西比這個更寫實了

Ay!

你這是什麼意思, Brad?

I'm so confused. What is happening?

那...那到底是什麼意思?

Is this real? Does that work?

頭條消息, 男子因癌細胞增長而患上癌症 但此殺死了癌症的增長而治癒了他的癌症

I don't know anything about sign language

它在混亂中傷到了自己

I know that one

一個女生用手語翻唱 所以我們就可以縮小與聽障人士的距離(註1)

That's pretty cool though. Thank you very much RoseLBad (good job pewds)

這就是我在說的

For doing your part

現在我們有8千3百萬個訂閱

*Dr Phil time Dr Phil time*

我們需要另闢蹊徑

oh god stop

我們需要前往未知的領域

*everybody get pumped its dr phil time. send them to the ranch! I think I need help. Send me to the ranch!*

聽著...

*this episode is sponsored by g fuel*

我不想這樣做, 但是...

wow! dr. phil got a g fuel sponsorship!

我得告訴你

*70 million!*

pewdiepie所有的影片都有cc字幕

*whats good! t-series go home!*

所以聽障朋友們可以看

*its time for youtube's favorite show everybody. meme review*

♪ ㄋㄟㄋㄟ或鮑鮑 ♪

ugh it makes me so uncomfortable

那其實是真的 ♪到底要哪個? ♪

*I'm dr. phil*

♪ 給我坐下T-Series ♪ ♪ 我來是為了說出真相 ♪

oh god it keeps going!

♪ 你想要把我拉下第一名的寶座 ♪

*its me everybody. and today we're gonna play pokemon stadium*

這是...? ♪ 你想要把我拉下第一名的寶座 ♪

oh my god! *felix set it up for us*

♪ 你想要把我拉下第一名的寶座 ♪

*and I'm really looking forward to playing this. we haven't played it in awhile.*

♪ 但你是從印度來的, 所以你輸 ♪

*in Spanish*

♪ 所以不要覺得你贏定了 ♪

*I don't know why I have it in Spanish*

我好困惑 ♪ 所以不要覺得你贏定了 ♪

*this game gets very intense*

發生什麼事? ♪ 當我幹掉你, 我們才算是倆清 ♪

*yeah. should we make it more diificult for each other?*

♪ 當我幹掉你, 我們才算是兩清 ♪

*like how about I preselect your 6 pokemon*

這是真的嗎? 這是可以用的手語嗎? ♪ 因為我們才正要開始 ♪

That's the best thing ive ever seen

我對手語一無所知... ♪ 我給你評個零分, 掰婊子... ♪

*It's me everybody*

我知道這個

well done

那蠻酷的, 非常感謝RoseIsBad (註: 這裡pewds唸錯她的名字)

well done

盡了妳的一份力

that is horrifying

就跟我之前答應的一樣, 我讓我的電腦運作另一個20小時

what! whos not 9?

-來讓Dr.Phil...我天哪停下來 -Dr.Phil時間~Dr.Phil時間~

who's actually not 9?

所有人嗨起來, 現在是Dr.Phil時間

huh?

沒錯...把她們送去矯正牧場!

I know youre out there

我覺得我需要幫助... 把我送去矯正牧場!

show yourself goddammit

這集節目是由G FUEL贊助

just kidding, he will definitely come on

G...哇喔! Dr.Phil得到了G FUEL的贊助

suicide rate jump to 100 okay

7千萬!

did you guys actually see it live?

好樣的! T-Series回家去

so I didn't understand what this was about

"meme回顧!"

but apparently there was a petition for spongebob

是時候來收看Youtube最令人喜愛的節目, 各位

look at that. 1.2 million people signed it to have sweet victory performed at the superbowl

"meme回顧!"

and they started off making it seem like it was going to happen

-沒錯! 歡迎, 我是... -這讓我好不舒服...

but instead they just cut to f**king Travis Scott

Dr.Phil

that would've been so epic

噢天哪, 這還繼續下去

f**king companies cant get anything right

-就是我, 各位 -今天我們要來玩寶可夢競技場

you put it right in front of them, right in front of their faces going like "hey, theres a brilliant idea just take it. just go with it"

-我的天! -Felix幫我們裝好遊戲了

"that's all you gotta do"

-我很期待玩這款遊戲, 因為我們有一段時間沒玩了 -重新遊戲! 重新遊戲!

"i see what youre doing here but uh,"

-這是西班牙文... -這是西班牙文, 我不知道為什麼這是西班牙文

"we're gonna have maroon 5 instead"

這遊戲非常刺激

"people love maroon 5 right?"

-對, 我們應該要...調高難度嗎? -定規則?

well, you did it boy or girl. i don't know

-好小隻...為什麼他那麼小隻?! -像是...我先幫你選6隻寶可夢如何?

that's pretty goddamn epic

那是我看過最棒的

is he 9? is barron trump 9?

就是我, 各位

ah f**k, alright. well, we tried

幹的好

well we know it didn't happen

幹的好

okay, yeah, yeah. yeah so this is what happened

真是觸目驚心

you guys should check out MrBeast's video

這超出了科學的範疇

so apparently they tried- i knew about this. he told me.

這世界上有多少9歲小孩

but uh, they were gonna try to get blankets in because youre not allowed to obstruct the view

8279萬...

but they took them away

什麼?!

but instead they figured out they could just wear the t shirts

誰不是9歲?

i thought it was brilliant

誰其實不是9歲?

like the photo that came out of it is so legendary

我知道你就在那裡

seriously. even my mom wrote me about it guys

給我現身, 天殺的...

like this was posted by espn

喔沒錯, Elon將不會過來主持

how cool is that

自殺率直接跳到100%

Mr.Beast at this point is just doing his part 100 times over

開玩笑的, 他絕對會出現的

this is what I'm talking about

自殺率直接跳到100...好的

we never stop!

因為比賽本身而看超級盃

We never surrender!

因為魔力紅而看超級盃

woah, how the frick did you do that? that looks so accurate!

因為廣告而看

it has to be weird to have a t shirt that says

因為中場表演的Sweet Victory而看

you know what? Mr. Beast deserves (to host meme review). I agree, okay.

因為pewdiepie的廣告而看

I would love to. I love spicy food.

你們在直播的時候有看到嗎?

But I also hate traveling

當sicko mode開始演奏, 而不是Sweet Victory

So there you go. There's a dilemma.

所以我不清楚這發生了什麼事

oh damn

但很明顯的, 有一個給海綿寶寶的請願活動

Elon-san

看看那個, 120萬人簽署 讓Sweet Victory在超級盃被表演

Let's make this happen

然後他們開始 讓這件事看起來像是會成真

Let's make everyone of these teslas

但他們卻直接切到Travis Scott的歌

automatically subscribe to pewdiepie

♪ 將永不犧牲他們的意志 ♪

what a great idea

那原本可以變超讚的

NO!

這些他媽的企業就是不能做對任何事

Zee TV, another Indian channel

你們只...你們只是...

I think

你們把這塞到他們前面

Look how they massacred my boy

就在他們的面前, 然後像是...

MARKIPLIER HAS FALLEN!

嘿! 這裡有一個絕妙的點子, 只管拿去

This is what I'm talk- SONY MUSIC INDIA

只管採用

JACKSEPTICEYE HAS FALLEN!

那就是你們要做的

We're losing the fight

我知道你們想要什麼, 但是...

They're picking up all our generals

我們反而就要魔力紅

What's next they'll come for Mr.Beast

人們喜歡魔力紅, 對吧?

I thought it was super dope

為了上LWIAY的最後一次嘗試

This is the problem when you hype stuff up

嗯...你辦到了, 男孩

People are just gonna get disappointed

或是女孩, 我不知道

What? You actually expected him to buy a 5 million dollar superbowl ad?

那真的很天殺的屌

Like are you kidding me?

請上你爸的推特 然後叫所以人去訂閱pewdiepie

"oh he didn't spend 5 million dollars boohoo"

他9歲嗎? Barron Trump是9歲嗎?

Like Jesus Christ dude

好吧, 至少我們試過了

Beautiful

如果Elon Musk買一個超級盃的廣告 在直播中播放"meme回顧"

I like how you can barely see it

我們知道這沒有發生

Amazing. Well done lads

好的, 對x3 所以這就是發生的

Well done

你們應該去看看MrBeast的影片

of course

所以顯然他們試圖... 我知道這件事, 他有告訴我

I'll have a chat with the department

但是...他們想帶毯子(布條)進去 但不被允許, 因為那會妨礙視線

Goddammit! Were we actually that far ahead?

但他們沒收了毯子

AHH! KEEP SUBSCRIBING!

但他們反而想出了 他們可以穿T恤

Oh no, they figured out. They're holding me accountable for what I say again

我覺得這很高明

Clean shaven as well

像是...老實說, 照片出來後真的很傳奇

Oh how the mighty has fallen

甚至我媽傳訊息告訴我這件事, 各位

What did it cost?

像是, 這是ESPN發的照片 (註: 知名體育台)

Everything

看這有多酷

everything

在此刻MrBeast已經盡了上百次他的力了

Well that's just sad

這就是我要說的

Everyone picked themselves. Well here we are

我們永不停止

Listen, desperate times call for desperate measurements

我們永不投降

I did what I had to do and I'm not proud of it goddammit

我讓我的電腦運作2個月 為了讓Gloria Borger的臉接到pewdiepie身上

What is this? Can the princess Pewdiepie defeat T-Series

你怎麼辦到的?

(Were you poisoned?)

看起來超寫實的

Oh I definitely was, I was f**king horrible

當他們演奏SICKO MODE而不是Sweet Victory

Thank you guys. I've been saying this literally for years

有一件上面寫...的T恤很奇怪

One person has signed it. That's it Jablinski. You gotta do it. I'm sorry.

你知道嗎? MrBeast值得... (值得主持meme回顧)

Goddammit

我同意, 好嗎?

Guys don't tell her that

別擔心, 我已經恐嚇Sean... 等等...

come on

請願讓Felix上Hot Ones

There it is. Modern problems, modern solutions

我很樂意, 我喜歡辣的食物

Guys do you not understand?

但我也討厭旅行

Fortnite is a family friendly game-

所以就是這樣, 難辦了

If I'm the biggest family friendly youtuber,

噢, damn...

fortnite streamer,

Elonさん

This changes the game, alright?

讓這個成真吧

Is the whole thing?

讓所有人的這些特斯拉

Who's the sub-bot?

自動訂閱pewdiepie

Well done

真是個好主意

My fellow 9 year olds

不!

Thank you very much

Zee TV, 另一個印度頻道

I'm right there with you guys

我想...

I understand

看看他們是如何屠殺我的孩子

But in Sweden we say

Markiplier殞落了

[In Swedish] "The one who waits for soMETHING GOOD

這就是我要說...索尼音樂印度!

waits never... always too long."

Jacksepticeye殞落了

I don't know the expression actually but you know what I'm saying

我們輸了戰鬥

right?

他們一個個打倒我們的將軍

You understand

下一個MrBeast要面對的是什麼?

There you go. #1 on trending. Oopsie how did that happen? Wow

我覺得這超酷的

Damn that looks legit

這就是過度起鬨時會出現的問題

Zero deaths

大家會...會失望

So far from T-Series at least

什麼? 你們真的期待他會 去買一支5百萬美金的超級盃廣告?

I like it too. art_by_zelma very nice. Thank you very much

你在開玩笑嗎?

GUYS WE NEED TO- I never said this but it is time!

噢他沒有花5百萬美金...

T-Series is getting too close, huh?

像是...老天哪, 老兄

It's time to play-

兩名9歲小孩在澳洲的板球賽上宣傳pewds

Don't get jealous now Youtube (Alinitiepie?)

真美

Don't get jealous and demonetize the video

我喜歡你幾乎看不到它這點

Oh my god

真棒, 幹的好小伙子

What the hell?

幹的好

It actually looks like me

請願Poppy Glora在"pew新聞"裡 加入"額外糟了個糕"

Okay

當然了

Oh my god, okay

我會跟新聞部門說的

Thank you everyone for doing their part

還記得訂閱差距嗎? 這是他現在的樣子, 覺得老了嗎?

These are dark times

天殺的, 我們真的曾差距這麼大嗎?

But if we keep working together, we can pull through

繼續訂閱!

Maybe at some point, T-Series will just give up

噢不, 他們發現了

That's pretty much our only strategy

他們想再一次讓我對我說過的話負起責任

If we hang on long enough, maybe they'll just give up and delete their channel and realize

我才不會玩'要塞英雄'

That's the idea

什麼? 你覺得我是個可悲的草食男嗎?

Let's hope it works out

也把鬍子刮乾淨了

That's it from me for now

我的雄風也殞落了

Thank you guys so much for all the love and support

付出了多少代價?

Honestly, it means so much to me

一切

Thank you and as- that was way too lame okay uh

一切

I don't like you guys, alright? There you go

我們可以為過去的、現在被解除營利、 Youtube黃金時代的英雄默哀1分鐘嗎?

YOU WANT PYRAMIDS?

(註:左到右分別為iDubbbz、FilthyFrank、maxmoefoe)

WE GOT EM!

真難過

OH YOU'RE INTO CASTLES, HUH?

誰最有可能為了拯救自己的Youtube頻道而去吸屌?

WE GOT YOU COVERED, BABY!

所有人都選了自己

YOU WANT SOME PETS?

嗯, 我做了

EASY!

聽著, 危急的時期要用危急的策略

WE GOT IT ALL!

我做了我必須做的 我又沒有因此驕傲, 天殺的

THIS GAME IS STILL RELEVANT GODDAMMIT!

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