How do you remain so humble?

你是如何一直保有你謙虛的態度？

And I gotta say

而我得說

Being the most successful Youtuber of all time

作為長期以來一個最成功的Youtuber

Having the most views of all time

並擁有最多的觀看次數

Being this attractive (sure pewds), being this charismatic

這麼地吸引觀眾、這麼地具有魅力

being this all-around wonderful being that everyone just loves,

作為一個大家最愛的完美無缺新好人類

it's not easy to remain this humble BUT WHAT I DO is I look at other humble people

維持謙虛的心並不容易 但我的做法是觀察其他謙虛的人們，

And I appreciate their humbleness

並感激他們謙虛的那一顆心，

And that inspires me to become even more humble.

從而啟發我變得更加謙虛

I'm actually not just humble. I'm way more humble than I think you could even understand.

我不僅僅只是這樣謙虛 我謙虛的程度可是高到超乎你們的想像

So let's explore some other humble people that we can find inspiration from, together.

所以讓我們一起來發掘這些能啟發我們的謙虛人士吧

(?subreddit ?review)

漂亮到很想劈腿的痛苦

Calming music with beautiful intro title??)

噢 (›´ω`‹ )

The agony of being too beautiful to stay faithful.

這標題真是說到我心坎裡 我可是萬人迷

ouhh (in pain)

（笑場）

Uh(in pain) .

身為萬人迷是很難受的 而且比起"難受"

This one hits close to home. I... I am extremely attractive.

不如說是"痛苦"

(laughs)

一名女性的"超級"勇敢自白

And It's just a pain. It's not just a pain, it is an

真的是太棒了

Agony.

我完全身同感受 好，看下一部影片吧

One woman's !!VERY!! brave confession

哎呀糟糕

Incredible

這怎麼...這篇文章怎麼在這裡？

Absolutely, this this I feel this one. Alright, let's click on the next video. Oh!

噢 時代雜誌百大人物 Felix Kjellberg 文章還是由Trey Parker本人寫的呢

Oops..

真是難以置信這篇文章

How is- what is this doing here?

居然在這裡跑出來了

Oh that times magazine hundred most influential people Felix Kjellberg article written by none other than Trey Parker himself

「不是要吹噓，但我的烙腮鬍今天看起來超?的」

I can't believe THIS...

哎╮(╯_╰)╭

just popped up there.

這就是一般典型的youtuber

Don't wanna brag but my neckbeard is looking

他們自我中心到了極點 完全沒有意識到自己一點都不謙虛

Ok today

JacksFilms這樣的行為真令人作嘔 但他沒有辜負我的期待啦

huuuh...

「我懂了，我不是名人...」

This is so typical of so many youtubers

「我只是在網路上有十億點閱率& 每次出門都會被一堆人圍繞拍照而已」

Their ego has just blown out of proportion that they don't realize when they're not being humble

對啊，不要再叫我名人了

Absolutely, disgusting behavior from jacksFilms. And I expect nothing less from him to be honest. I get it!

我出門幾乎沒有不遇到一群追著我的狗仔隊和粉絲

I'm not a celebrity

請你們讓出一條路

I just have over two billion views online and get approached by people

我只不過是個

every time I go out in public. Yeah, that's right. Stop calling me a celebrity

要跟你借過的人類而已

I can't barely leave the door without the swarm of paparazzi and fans meeting me left and right

不要再叫我名人了，我不是名人 你沒變呢，Onision

Please step aside

「新的教宗是個謙虛的人，」

I am just a mere

「跟我很像，這大概就是我這麼喜歡他的原因吧！」

human trying to walk along you

我懂這位謙虛人士被其他謙虛人士吸引的感覺

Stop calling me a celebrity because I am NOT. Never changed on easy on.

這是淺顯的科學事實，如果你不夠謙虛 你大概就不懂我在講什麼吧

The new pope is a humble man

「你並不是以謙虛出名，但我想...」 「我覺得我是很謙虛啊」

Very much like me which is- which probably explains why I like him so much.

「我覺得我謙虛的程度可是高到超乎你的想像」

I understand this one humble beings get attracted to other humble character

我超愛這段的，他超好笑

That's this simple science fact, if you're not humble, then you probably can't understand this

這就是一個謙虛人士的範例 沒有人喜歡一直吹牛的人

- You're not known to be a humble man, but I wonder... - I think I am actually humble

噢！！不可能、不可能！

I think I'm much more humble than you would understand

媽

???

媽！

I love this clip. He's so awesome

媽！！

That's an example of a humble man. No one likes someone that brags constantly

母：怎麼了？

Son: Oooh! NO WAY. NO WAY!

我有443個訂閱！

MOM

母：干我P事？

MOM!

噢 ΩДΩ

MOM!

噢 ΩДΩ

Mom: Yeah?

噢 _(´ཀ`」 ∠)_

Son: I'm a 443 subscribers!

你看吧 沒人喜歡你這小孩 才沒人在意你有幾個訂閱咧

Mom: WHO GIVES A SHIT?

不要再以你的450個訂閱為傲了 是說，我有提過我有6200萬個訂閱嗎？

Son: Ow

哦，這是什麼？

???

2017世界帥哥！ 我忘記把這一頁關掉了 抱歉各位

Ow

我只是在搜尋一些謙虛人士 然後這個

ooOwWWw

就出現了

??????

我不是故意的喔

See no one likes you ki- little kid. No one cares about how many subscribers you have

「我只是走在路上，那些直男都在盯著我看」

Stop bragging about your 450 subscribers. Did I mention that I have 62 million, by the way?

UGH╰(〒皿〒)╯

Oh, what is this?

這些男生就是非要一直看著我不可╰(〒皿〒)╯

The most handsome faces of 2017. Oh, I forgot this tab open. Oh, sorry guys, I was

你們不是最討厭遇到這種事嗎，尤其是直男們？

Doing some research on humble people and this

（註：cis guys其實是指 心理性別也是男的生理男 只是翻譯方便就翻直男了（土下座）

showed up.

再糟不過了

Not my intention.

「是我自己的關係，還是」

I'm on a walk and cis guys keep checking me out.

「我這台2016年出產，已經付清的Range Rover 讓我的新髮型看起來很棒？」

UUUUUGH

把妳的新車跟妳的髮型非常謙虛地結合在一個問句 非常好 很能啟發大家

All these boys just keep looking at me AAAHHH

喔，還沒完呢 「我最近隨便給小費的時候，」

Just don't you just hate when that happens, especially cis guys?

「總是都會把錢送給所有我遇到的遊民」

Absolute worst

真的是聖人啊各位，超級謙虛der

Is it just me or does this paid off

「愛就是當你的七歲小孩動到書架，」

2016 Ranger Rover make my new haircut look good?

「把你的年度傑出女性獎摔破，」

A very nice combination of being humble about your haircut and your new vehicle at once. Very inspiring self

順帶一提，我有提過我是年度傑出女性嗎？

Oh, it keeps going. I've been doing this thing lately where I tip people

「但你卻和氣跟他說沒關係， 因為你努力得到那座獎的成果

obscenely and give money to all the homeless people I see.

並沒有從世界上消失，而且我也不需要一個上面有我名字的超大老鷹像」

Literal saint here guys. What a humble character.

大家都知道你不需要啦

Love is when your seven-year-old knocks your

特別謝謝這類型的推文

Woman of the Year Award off the shelf.

「因為我有一整個抽屜，」

Did I mention that I was Woman of the Year...

「裝滿了那些人生因我轉變的讀者所寫來的信」

Award, by the way?

「他比我還更難過，可憐的小寶貝」

Smashes it and you scoop him up and tell him it's fine because the work you did to get that award

我很高興他們把年度傑出女性獎給這麼一位謙虛的朋友

is still out there in the world, and I don't need a big bronze eagle with my name on it

謙虛到不喜歡吹牛...至少不喜歡謙虛地吹牛

People already know

「一個無家可歸的女性求我買水給她喝」

Especially thanks to tweets like this one

「所以我買了，還買了兩個最好的牌子」

When I have a drawer

WoW Σ(*ﾟдﾟﾉ)ﾉ

full of letters from readers whose lives have changed instead

真der是聖人耶！ 買最好的水送給無家可歸的人

he's more distraught than I am, poor sausage

你不覺得這樣有點故意嗎？ 你不覺得好像有點不在意錢呢？

I'm so glad they gave woman of the year to such a humble character

當我離開 WHOLE FOODS 時

That doesn't like to brag... or at least humble brag.

我有提到我在WHOLE FOODS買東西嗎？？ （全美最大有機高級超市）

A homeless woman asked me to buy her water

「我讓她自己選一瓶」

So I did. Two of the best brands

你、你想要哪一瓶水啊（笑）

WOW

「我這麼問是為了提醒我自己，

???

不管我們的處境如何，我們都有選擇的權利。」

Literal saint! The best brands of water for a homeless person

謙虛是最美好的事物

Don't you think you that's a little too far? Don't you think that's spending money a bit too carelessly?

太棒了

When I exited !WHOLE FOODS!

這就是我們要講的重點

DiD I mENtiOnEd I sHOp fOod At Whole Foods?

我想在這影片裡講的第二件事是 關於提到我是富家子弟的留言

I asked her to choose which bottle

呃我就現在直接講給你們大家聽 完全才不是這樣一回事呢（閉嘴）

Which- which bottle of water do you wha-ha-ha?

這個頻道本身不是要炫富

I did this action to remind MYSELF

你要知道，如果你覺得我只是個富二代 那你可能看錯頻道了

That no matter what situation we are in we always have a choice

我想跟大家說的是 我的頻道上出現過的東西 都是我努力付出得到的

? ? ? Humbleness is a beautiful thing ? ? ?

我以這點為自己感到驕傲和開心 最後一件事是...

Incredible

超級謙虛的人呢！ 我真的很愛Youtube是如何用心孕育出了這些謙虛人士

? ? ?

這是一個「大家都不是很喜歡炫耀」的社群啦

Now that's was this is all about.

並沒有在標題用"錢"來騙點閱喔

The second thing I wanted to address in this video is the comments of me being a rich kid

這造就了完美生態圈 適合謙虛人士如我

I'm gonna go ahead and address you guys right now. That is not the case !SHUTUP!

「我超高興我為了成為Youtuber而放棄了碩士獎學金」

That is not the case with this channel

這是在講我嗎？

You know, you guys might be on the wrong channel if you think then that I'm a rich kid of some sort

喔，我不知道你們大家知不知道啦 但我念過工學院跟管理學

I'm just trying to address that guys. I just had worked very hard for what I've got on my channel and I take that

這是必須的

with pride and joy, and the last thing is

因為它們能幫我找到高薪工作 雖然我並沒有去工作 但我好高興我選擇做了我愛做的事

*curb your richkid*

「我從未如此感受到活在當下」

Extremely humble characters. I just love how YouTube especially just breeds humble character

我好謙虛喔～～～ (ﾉ◕ヮ◕)ﾉ*:･ﾟ✧

It's- it's a community just filled with people that don't wanna show off too much

「當你在洗車時， 不是每天都會有一隻蜻蜓停留在你的手指上」

It's not like it just rewards the whole channel by putting money in the title. Which creates a- eeh-

「他一定知道我捐了超多錢給這些環保團體」

wonderful ecosystem of just humble characters such as me

是說，我有跟你講過$#@.*/$^%？

I am so happy I gave up a scholarship to get my masters to become a youtuber

真的是學習謙虛的最佳典範欸 這完全扯到了無關的東西上

ha hah ah???

這個給了我一個機會去謙虛一下我怎麼這麼棒 我看到了不斷重覆出現的模式了呢

Is this me?

「是啊，他們會對我吹口哨」

???

「是啊，他們說我很漂亮 是啊，我的穿搭很棒」

Yeah, I don't know if you guys knew this but I used to study Industrial Academy and Management

「是啊，他們說我的藝術作品可以拯救世界」

It was required

「但是，這些有代表什麼嗎？」

It would have given me a high-paid job and I didn't- I'm so glad I decided to go with what I love.

「他們有看到在背後 那個藝術家、思想家的掙扎和小小勝利嗎？」

I never felt more ALIIIIVE

「還有人真心相待嗎？」

I'M SO HAMBLEEEEE!!!!

我也是一直都在想同樣的事 對啊，我有超級具有魅力的

It's not every day that you have a dragonfly land on your finger when you're washing your car

個性和長相

You must know I donate a lot of money to these environmental groups

但真的有人真心在乎？ 我的智慧極度高深

By the way, did I tell you ARJYGUYFJHINRDC?

全都放在這裡 但有人看得到嗎？

A classic example of how to be humble. This completely unrelated thing happened

變得謙虛的第一要點：施捨給無家可歸之人 只有在有錄影的時候才算數 不然...

So this gives me a chance to be humble about what I am so great. I see a reoccurring pattern here

誰會知道啊？

??

「就算智商140，」

Sure, they catcall me

我有提到我的智商有140嗎？

Sure, they tell me I'm pretty. Sure my outfits are great

「我還是不會安裝影印機」

Sure, they tell me that my art can save the world

就算智商有...

But does any of it mean anything?

十萬五千好了

Do they see the struggles and victories of an artist, a thinker, behind closed doors?

我還是跟你們大家一樣都很87

IS ANYONE SERIOUS anymore?

就算我超級超級聰明 我仍然還是一個87傻逼

I think the same thing all the time. Yes, I have an extremely attractive

AVG近來保護你不受一些威脅迫害

persona and face

AVG最謙虛惹！

But is anyone really serious? I have also extremely amount of intellects

最謙虛的防毒軟體

collected in here. Does anyone even see that?

這是謙虛國的國歌，國民就有我自己跟JP（Jake Paul）

*applause* ? ? ? ? ? ?

「我最喜歡的活動部分...」

Number one rule of being humble is that giving to the homeless. Only counts if you're filming it. Otherwise

「『嘿，你只有十分鐘訪談』」

Who's gonna know about it?

「我：『抱歉我要見過所有人， 並幫他們簽名、和他們拍照』」

Even with 140 IQ

（我們都有選擇的權利）

Did I mention that my IQ is 140?

I still can't install a printer

Even with 105 m...

thousand IQ

I'm still just a dummy like you guys

Even though I am incredibly smart. I am still just a dummy dumb

AVG protected you from several threats recently

AVG - the most HUMBLE!

?

Antivirus software of all time-

he heh he ???

*just regular humble jake paul's song*

This is the national anthem for humble characters. Such as myself and JP

My favorite part of the event

Hey, you have an interview in 10 minutes

Me: Sorry, I'll be signing stuff and taking photos until I have met everyone

*the same JP's song again*

we always have a choise

*thankfully*

*bye guys*

*brofist*