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  • All right guys (STOLEN INTRO) (OR IS IT? ??

  • We're coming at you with another crazy analogy

  • for something that people really have the misconception of when it comes to

  • just myths and fitness related things that we believe because somebody said

  • something and then I heard Joe Schmo say it and

  • now I believe it.

  • All right, so here's what we're talking about today

  • We're talking about soy milk. Now,

  • I drink soy milk

  • (HEADPHONE USERS BEWARE!)

  • ??? ???????????

  • ??? ???

  • I did sort of buy into the myth that you know soy was gonna affect my testosterone level and it might cause me to

  • I don't know make less muscle pains

  • ??? ???

  • ???????? ???

  • What an absolute ??? ??? (madlad)

  • *inaudible*Tiger Fitness calm bitch tits and soy. I remember it hit like in 2004

  • a crappy little web site

  • decided to put out an article on how soy increases estrogen

  • it might as well be taking a girl's birth control pills

  • ??? ????. These pathetic beta males

  • just look how week they are.

  • weaklings pathetic

  • absolute scumbags

  • social and

  • fit and

  • physical degenerates, it's laughable

  • ahhahahahahahahahaha

  • Ahahahahahahaha HA

  • But it's not just laughable it is also harmful

  • ??? ???? are reproducing.

  • They are creating beta males

  • from left to right causing the destruction of Western civilization

  • ?Needs to be? stopped.?

  • I am NOT even memeing right now. This is not ? meme ? review

  • This is a very serious topic of discussion that needs to be brought up.

  • Don't believe the dangers of ???

  • Just look at the ??? Prince himself Wil Wheaton. Glug glug. Glug glug glug glug

  • More ??? milk bring me the bottle and leave it.

  • ???. He's telling people

  • To consume more ??? .

  • ??? has estrogen in it so that means if you consume ???

  • You might as well be a woman.

  • You know that right.

  • gynaecomastia

  • manboobs, that's right

  • if you consume ???

  • You might as well flaunt your-- wear a bra like a little (laughs)

  • if you consume ??? you might as well put on a bra right now and

  • then wait for the man boobs to come.

  • this is after and before ???.

  • Do you understand?

  • virgin ??? boy?

  • Has actual brain tumor that's right

  • ??? costs us all kinds of (laughs)

  • this is not me spreading

  • misinformation.

  • this is just proven scientific facts. It causes male breast cancer

  • (laughs again at the stupidity of it all)

  • Nowhere hairy but on his feet.

  • Carrot calves.

  • Moving on to Chad

  • perfect eyesight

  • 20/20. Pee is white like milk

  • ??? ??? is causing the destruction of Western civilization

  • the dis-Demasculinization of man

  • Has caused all these

  • Pathetic beta males to just multiply as an army.

  • They're taking over

  • What are we going to do?

  • But I'm here to fight back.

  • Finally someone that dares to stand up against these issue of the ???

  • Just look at jacksepticeye himself

  • This is before and after ??? by the way.

  • Absolute alpha from a pathetic youtuber beta male. Disgusting

  • I know it hurts to see my friends become a victim of ???. But how can we spot a ??? ??? Felix?

  • Oh, don't worry. I will tell you here's a high testosterone face very defined

  • Very defined facial structure just as mine of course

  • I would say mine is probably even a couple level of alpha more than this man.

  • It's probably my Viking-Swedish genes.

  • eehh....

  • And here you have a classic the quintessential ??? face

  • Balding head or fully bald awkward beard glasses and overly excited face.

  • I can't

  • I can't even I can't even recreate this.

  • it is truly truly despicable stuff that we're seeing here

  • It's basically the male version of duckface ??? ???? just can't help themselves

  • they get too excited about their Nintendo Switch

  • I understand a video game console designed for little children. Why wouldn't they be excited about it? What's next?

  • They're gonna start building cardboard. Oh they already do that. Oh look at PJ my own friend suffering from (laughs)

  • Shout out to jacksepticeye for hooking me up with this cardboard jack PJ. Who are they gonna take next Brad? Oh?

  • It's already happening. I can't even tell them apart from my own girlfriend these days. Do you understand how hard this is?

  • They are working together. This is not just me making some stuff up

  • This is a real conspiracy if you want to spot a ??? ??? just dangle a Nintendo switch controller in front of them

  • They'll start jumping up and down excitedly

  • Immediately, and that's how you know you need to euthanize them at the spot

  • It is it is our duty for mankind or our kind. Sorry. I don't want to discriminate against women on this channel

  • I had a vasectomy yesterday, and when I woke up my wife's boyfriend surprised me with

  • How nice of the boyfriend

  • There is just too many examples for this to not be fast you think I'm just making things

  • It writes itself I came to open your eyes sheeple to the ??? ??? conspiracy

  • You want to know why I didn't play God of War on my channel because they might as well call it god of ???

  • Why is he bald and have a beard? There's no way. Why do you think I even shaved my beard?

  • Soy.. to... to protect myself from soy

  • Do you think this is just made up huh? They have been feeding

  • ??? to kids since we were children

  • Soy bean crayon. You ever wonder why ???- the crayons are so delicious. That's because they've been feeding it to children. They've even created

  • purely soy-based meals called something

  • Soylent who just by the way sponsoring this video, thank you very much Soylent I appreciate

  • Walking down the street, spot the soylent truck, now I'm drinking sweet chai breakfast- Jesse Cox

  • I'm worried about you. I've already lost PJ. I've already lost Jack. I've already lost

  • Brad one. Not Jesse Cox. What's next? Is he gonna tweet about Barron Trump?

  • I am gonna say it. I hate Barron T- 0.0

  • JESSE COX (rip)

  • You taking more- Two steps too far right now. Soylent is has turned people so weak

  • they can't even open the bottle themselves, but it's so easy

  • I bench

  • 350 and I cannot open a goddamn bottle of Soylent. Well, maybe because you consume ???

  • Maybe it's because you're turning into a WOmAn

  • I find myself unable to open the drink

  • Maybe that's why everyone is just posing with it instead of actually drinking it because people just can't help themselves

  • Posing with their Soylent bottle nothing like a selfie with your beverage

  • Wait isn't that?

  • Isn't that the host of bully hunters?

  • How far does this conspiracy go? Yeah look it says here

  • Sponsored by Soylent, but she tweeted very recently no soy

  • She tweeted no soy gringo corrado which is Spanish for no more, Soylent, please

  • It's turning me into a deformed creature

  • And look at that she lost her Soylent sponsor. How far does the Soylent conspiracy go?

  • You think I'm just making this up? Who you think is calling you a soy boy

  • Who is actually calling you a soy boy. Don't listen to this fake meme propaganda

  • This is not true. The left side is always correct.

  • Okay for real. No jokes aside

  • It showed that estrogen is in soy, but it's not the same estrogen that your body produces so--So consuming soy

  • shouldn't actually have any cause on your body or

  • make you more feminine or make you produce less sperm

  • That's all just a- that just all a meme that's just spiralled out of control

  • And I feel like I have to be responsible here and call it out so that people stop

  • using ??? ??? as some sort of insult.

  • Cause it's not just

  • Mean, it's also extremely

  • hurtful, I just can't understand why anyone would call someone else a ??? ??? to prove some fact that just because there are lesser

  • man, and enjoy watching someone else have sex with their wife that somehow makes them less

  • I just-

  • We need to- We need to reduce this stage because it's all about the onion

  • That's right

  • If you're not an onion man, and consume at least six raw onions a day

  • Which is the only scientific proven way to increase your sperm count by the way huh don't believe this year you heard about this

  • Onions are the opposite of ???. Not even meming.

  • You know who else like onions

  • That's right. The most masculine man of mankind

  • Shrek

  • if you don't eat onion at least once a day

  • then you're part of the problem.

  • You think I'm just making this up?

  • onions help keep your heart healthy,

  • helps you control diabetes

  • improves immunity lower stress helps protect cancer keeps your skin healthy

  • and look at that

  • Boost your sperm count.

  • Doesn't matter if you're a wahman or a man you need to consume

  • oNioNs

  • you may not like it, but this is what peak performance look like

  • onion man vs. ??? ???

  • Okay, that was a video.

  • Hey..

  • of course there's one way to very quickly and effectively cure your ??? ???,

  • and it's by purchasing one of the Сука Блять

  • ..merch

  • Limited time only. Check out link in the description to prove that you're a real alpha

  • That's right, I'm using memes to sell me merch

  • got a problem?

  • Well, you must be full of ???.

  • ???

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