and today I'm joined *applause sound effect* with the very special

Edgar...??

guest clap it up everyone foooor Edga-

那傢伙他媽的去哪了?

Where the fuck did he go?

大家好啊我是PewDiePie ! 我們今天的特別來賓是Edgar

Hey, how's it going bros my name is Pewdiepie and welcome to the very

該死的什麼鬼啊!

special guest Edgar gOD DAMNIT! what the fuck-

(未完待續)

(To be continued earrape)

(瑞典語)好，來 乖乖趴下，趴下，趴下

*speaks in swedish* okay come on lie, lie,lie

(瑞典語)乖 Edgar，很棒，乖狗狗

Good Edgar! Well done! You're so good Edgar!

Edgar：Felix你他媽給我閉嘴

Edgar: Shut the fuck up Felix.

現在開始今天的影片吧!

Now let's begin today's video!

今天讓Edgar做嘉賓是有原因的

There is a reason I have Edgar as a respected guest here today

因為今天的主題是...

because today's theme is...

Mark:尊重。 謝謝你Markiplier。

Respect. Thank you Markiplier. Respect. Not just any form of respect but respect

尊重。 特別是，尊重女性

wahmen. It's become a meme on the internet to respect women. Usually it looks like

"尊重女性"在網路上已經成了一個梗 他們通常是這樣的---

this: we have a subject. We have an item or an action, and then we have a wahman

我們先有個主體，他有了一個物件或行動 然後在再添上一個女人

and it's usually pretty ho-rrible to see respecting wahmen is no joke. (Laughing) it is no

不過他們通常很糟糕 "尊重女性"並非玩笑

joke to joke about! That cat needs those pills. And so does women need respect.

這不是玩笑!

Edgar is still a teenager. I need to teach him how to properly respect women

這隻貓需要那些藥丸 就像女人們需要尊重一樣!

and not like all these stupid memes!

Edgar還是個青少年 而我需要教牠如何正確的尊重女性

Are you- are you paying attention Edgar?!

而不是像那些愚蠢的梗一樣

Hell yes! Cool! Well let's do. This let's begin with

你有、你有專心在聽嗎Edgar?

WikiHow! How to treat a woman. Being number one being a good communicator.

Edgar：當然！ 太棒了，那就開始吧

Well if you have to whisper then I doubt you're a good communicator.

我們先來看WikiHow! "如何對待一名女性?"

What the fuck are you saying? I bet he's saying something sexist. Be a

1.當一個好的溝通者

good listener. Ask her how she's feeling. Fight fair.

如果你講話要竊竊私語， 那我懷疑你不是一個好的溝通者!

But most of all show respect. This is me when I respect wahmen. If you ever see me

你他媽在說什麼? 我猜他在說一些色色的話

do this that means I am currently respecting women. I don't know about you guys but

2.當一個好的聆聽者

i got a lot of respect for women.

3.詢問她的感受

One day Edgar, my son you will be able

4.公平的爭吵(?)

to respect women just as well as I do. Are you listening? (Scream) Alright he's paying

但最重要的是，展現尊重

close attention. (Laughs) I love this thing... Behave like a gentleman. Treat her fairly.

這就是我尊重女性時的姿勢

Don't open doors, this just shows you think she's weak. (claps and laughs) RESPECT WOMEN! You don't

如果你看到我擺出這個姿勢，說明了我正在尊重女性

open the doors for the wahmen! that just makes her think she's weak. You gotta let

不知道你們如何 但是我給了女人很多尊重

her open her own doors so she knows she is strong enough to open that door

總有一天，Edgar，我的兒子 你也必須跟我一樣尊重女性

herself. If there's a man- you open that door for him. If there's a wahmen you- she

你在聽嗎？(啊啊啊啊啊啊啊~~) 好的牠有在認真注意。

best open her own fucking doors. There's NO WAY you can be polite and open the

我喜歡這個.... 表現得像個紳士，平等的對待她

doors. LET HER OPEN HER OWN GODDAMN DOOR! But what if I just want to be polite? That

不要幫她開門，這會讓她覺得你認為她很弱

doesn't matter! Now. Edgar is three years old, isn't that right Edgar? Edgar: oh yeah.

尊重女性!

which basically means he's 13 in dog years. Edgar: What?! Pewds: yes that is exactly how that works

不要幫女人開門! 這會讓他們覺得自己很弱

shut the fuck up. So we're going to watch a video that helped me as a young 13

你必須讓她自己開 她就會了解到自己強壯的足以自己開門

year old boy, really shape my way of looking at wahmen, and respECTING wOmen I

如果是一個男人，你就幫他開門

didn't go from this to this in just a day! Respecting women takes time, patience

如果是個女人，讓她自己開她媽的門!

skill, motivation. Here we go, here we go. *yt video plays* dear thirteen-year-old boys yes don't

你沒辦法體貼的幫她開門的 就讓她自己開她該死的門!!!!

ask a girl it's her time of the month Pewds: that's right Edgar! I can have you- you best not

但如果我就是想體貼她呢? 這不重要！！！

aaaask! Edgar: but I can't speak :( Pewds: good keep it that way. IDIOOOOOT *video continues playing* dear thirteen year old boys.

現在，Edgar已經3歲了，對嗎? Edgar：喔對

don't try and slide into a girl's dms. Edgar: But what if she is super hot???

也就是說以狗的年齡來算牠13歲了 Edgar:啥?! 沒錯就是這樣算的啦 (轉頭)給我閉嘴

I- I don't know actually about that one... that I mean OF COURSE not what do you-

所以我們現在要看一個在我13歲時， 幫助我如何看待並尊重女人的影片

you got no respect for women! don't-- don't you dare ever EVER slide in to a girls DMS

我當時並非一天內就從 這樣(非自願尊重)到這樣(主動尊重)的

because if you do-- that means you don't respect wahmen. If you ever slide in my

尊重女性需要時間、耐心、技巧以及動機 讓我們開始吧

DMS you best be sure-- you have RESPECT for me. Because if you don't have respect

給13歲的男孩們: 不要問女孩她們月經來了沒

for me... you don't have respect for wahmen. *video continues playing* Dear 13 year old boys.

沒錯，Edgar! 我告訴你，你不要問!!!!

Stop wearing so much Nike sports athletic gear.

Edgar:可是我不能說話:( 那很好，繼續保持

Pewds: EDGAR! WHAT ARE YOU DOOING! ARE YOU WEARING NIKE?!

笨蛋！

Never wear Nike Sportswear.

給13歲的男孩們: 不要直接私訊女孩們

That's right. That's right, think about that one yeah that's right-- yeah you- shame o-, Shame, shame Edgar. (laughs)

Edgar:可是如果她超性感呢???

whispers: so cute :3

其實我不知道唉.... 我是說，當然不行!

*video continues playing* Dear thirteen-year-old boys. Don't act like a big huge jerk when a girl says she doesn't want to go out with you.

怎麼你不想尊重女性了嗎!? 絕對不准你直接私訊給女孩們!

OOOOOOOOOh!! Did you hear that?! I like her face

如果你做了，就代表你毫不尊重女性

when she does that one because it's like-- *impersonating the girl in the video* Dear thirteen year old boys don't act like a

如果你想私訊我，那你要先確認.... 你有尊重我

big jerk when a girl doesen't want to go out with you.

因為如果你連我都不能尊重的話， 更別說對女人了

*laughs* It's a good finish. It's a good finish.

給13歲的男孩們: 不要穿一堆NIKE的運動裝

*video continues playing again* Dear thirteen year old boys. It's okay to have acne. I have acne. A lot of my friends have acne.

Edgar!!!你在幹嘛!!! 你穿了NIKE運動裝嗎?!

That's right! And if you don't have acne, you are disrespecting wahmen and you need to rethink what you're doing with your

永遠不要穿NIKE運動裝。

facial construction... liking musical theater is completely okay that doesn't

沒錯，好好想想剛剛的建議吧 你這個丟臉的，丟臉的Edgar

make you gay. Wait wait what say what *video continues playing* liking musical theater is completely okay that

給13歲的男孩們: 當一個女孩說想跟你約會時， 不要表現得像一個大渾蛋一樣

doesn't make you gay. (Poods guffaws) Yeaya it does! Musical theater? That's more gay than liking anime and

喔喔喔喔喔喔喔喔喔!!!!! 你有聽到嗎?!!!

manga dude. If you like anime and manga...what a fucking nerd. It's super gay dude.

我超喜歡她說這些話的表情，像這樣--- 給13歲的男孩們

You like theater? What are you...what are you you know like... Musical theater...that's

當一個女孩說想跟你約會時， 不要表現得像一個大渾蛋一樣

super gay; isn't that right Edgar? Edgar: But I love musical theater. Pewds: SHUT THE FUCK UP

(ˊ。_。ˋ)

YOU'RE NOT MY SON! I'm kidding I love you (pewds gives an air kiss) I love you.

這是個很好的結尾。 (雙重)想跟你約會(ˊ。_。ˋ)

*video continues playing* Dear 13 year old boys don't "poof" your hair up to Jesus. Pewds: What the fuck does that mean? Nehahaha

給13歲的男孩們: 有青春痘沒關係的，我也有，我的朋友也有

No, you can't make me choose between wahmen and Jesus it's Jesus every time.

她說的對!如果你沒有青春痘的話，就是極不尊重女性， 而你也必須重新思考自己的面部構造

If I want to "quef" my hair up to Jesus I can do it and so can you Edgar, listen

喜歡音樂劇是OK的，不會讓你看起來甲甲

here boy don't listen to this wahman. If you want to "quef" your hair up to Jasus. You best do that.

等等...啥??? 喜歡音樂劇是OK的，不會讓你感覺起來甲甲der

That's right, I'll "quef" my hair ALL I WANT to Jasus. I'm "queffing" to Jasus right now.

對~沒錯~喜歡音樂劇? 比喜歡動漫的人還要甲啊

guys...and I'm respecting wahmen. *video continues playing* Dear 13 year old boys it's okay to not

如果你是個書呆子又喜歡動漫， 那真的超級甲啊兄弟!

have muscles it's okay to not have abs it's okay to not love yourself. Pewds: Are you

你喜歡音樂劇? 你是...你...你不喜歡----

saying it's okay not to have these BIG bad boys...are you saying it it's okay

音樂劇。那真的超甲! 你說對嗎Edgar?

not to have this super (definitely real) abs and it's okay not to love yourself? *pewds singing Ave Maria* all right I think

Edgar:可是人家喜歡音樂劇

we learned a lot here today about respecting women isn't that right Edgar?

他媽的閉嘴!!!!你不是我兒子了!!! 我開玩笑的我愛你(啾)超愛你(啾)

thank you...thank you Edgar. Respecting wahmen...it's not a joke okay

給13歲的男孩們: 別把頭髮豎起來指向耶 那他媽是什麼意思啊哈哈哈哈哈哈哈哈

and I want you everyone to everyone to follow my lead and give me your best

不行。

respecting wahmen posts right now as you're watching. And also I-- this is

你不能讓我在女人和耶穌之間二擇一啊 我一定每次都選耶穌

really important to me because it's like I know this is all a joke with the hair

如果我想把頭髮豎向耶穌 我可以做到，Edgar也可以

and all but this is very important to me It's something I wanted to do for a very

聽到了沒兒子，不要聽這個女人的話

long time I I just never really got the time to do it properly. I really want to

沒錯，我要按我所想把我的頭髮豎向耶穌! 我現在就豎向耶穌呢...各位

change the brofist I find it to be offensive...insensitive and a

...而我，依舊尊重女性。

microaggression. The brofist is so heavily male-structured and pandering

給13歲的男孩們: 你可以沒有肌肉，你可以沒有腹肌，你也可以不愛自己

to men when we really need to just focus more on respecting wahmen so I want to

你在說...可以沒有這些...「壞男孩」?

change the brofist to something else I've given this a lot of thought it's an

你在說...可以沒有這些超(合)級(成)腹肌?!

iconic moment in this channel history but we're changing the brofist into

而且不愛自己也沒關係?

something gender-neutral something that anyone no matter who you are can get on

♫♫

board with I want to call it, "The Sis Fist". "Sis Fist". Respect Women Fist. That's it.

好的，我想我們今天學了很多關於尊重女性，是嗎Edgar? Edgar:ZZZzzzz

Respect wahmen. Respecting wahmen, one punch at a time. That was a bad joke I'm sorry.

謝謝你，謝謝你Edgar

Don't..don't hit women but don't hit guys too. *blaring horn*

"尊重女性"不是玩笑話，好嗎?

There's one more video uh- UGH!- by 3DMOVIES4U- errr a legend absolute legend this

然後我希望你們所有人都遵照我的指示，然後...

guy taught me everything I know about wahmen. He taught me how to respect wahmen.

給我擺出你們像我現在一樣最棒的"尊重女性姿勢"

as you can tell he's an old man so he knows what he's talking about.

然後我----這真的對我很重要， 雖然我知道這些豎頭髮什麼的都是玩笑，不過...

That's how it works. *3DMOVIES4U video plays* And when I date a woman- Pewds: mm-hmm. *video continues* I don't go over and open up

這對我真的很重要

the door for a woman. Pewds: As he should ,see...this man knows you don't open up the

有一件事我想做很久了，但是一直沒有恰當的時機

door for wahmen because they need to feel strong. *video continues* I treat her like crap and they

我真的很想要換掉這個"兄弟拳"

love it they respect ya for it. Pewds: Are you telling

這實在是冒犯他人、麻木不仁且"微侵犯"他人的

me...wahmen...can respect men? No that's impossible!

兄弟拳在我們尊重女性的要旨上太男性主義且迎合男性

How could this be?! I've been fed a lie! All this time.

所以我想把兄弟拳換成別的東西

3DMOVIES4U, what else knowledge do you have for us? *video continues* You know I've been

我有想過很多， 而這在這個頻道上將成為一段標誌性的歷史

through the opening the car door and saying I love you honey- is there anything I can do

我們將要換成某個更加性別中立的東西， 不管你是什麼人都可以跟我們同在一起

for you honey yes honey you're right honey that's bullshit *laughs* Pewds: WHAT?! *video continues* Treat her like

我要將它稱為:"姊妹拳"

dirt! Pewds: Whoa! *video continues* Argue with her tell her she's dumb. Pewds: Ugh, what? *video continues* You know treat her like crap

姊妹拳!尊重女性拳! 就是這樣!

they love it! Pewds: *laughs* treat her like they love it I love this...

尊重女性，每打一拳就要尊重一次女性 剛是個爛笑話，對不起

I love this man. The fuck is this...just punch your lady they love it. *video continues* Rharharha women want tough guys-

不要、不要打女性，可是也不能打男性喔 (叭叭叭叭叭叭叭叭叭叭)

they don't want little fairy wimps that open the car door for 'em and treat 'em

我們還有一部影片，呃!! 由3DMOVIE4U拍攝

with respect and pull out the chair at the restaurant. They wanna...they they want to be

傳奇，超傳奇。 我所有關於女人的認識都是這傢伙教的

treated like a buddy. Pewds: I need to write that down. *video continues* They can sit the restaurant themselves...they

他也教我如何尊重女性

don't need you to pull out their chair for 'em. Pewds: Does anyone have a paper?! *video continues* They want to be a buddy! I need

如你所見他是個年長的男性， 所以他很清楚他在說什麼

to fuck my buddy okay I got it. *video continues* Hey tough guy so treat him like crap; give 'em what they

就是這樣

want baby...rharharah...don't you get it? Pewds: I guess not. *video continues* Look I've been around the

當我跟一個女人約會 P:嗯哼

block a few times. I've had, I don't know...Pewds: Probably

我不會跑去幫這個女人開門 P:這就是他該做的，他很清楚...

6,000 vaginas. 48 women in my life. Pewds: 48?! 48 nig...shit...nig...I said nig... 48?! 18?!

你不要幫女人開門，因為她們要感覺自己很強壯!

18?! 48?! This man is living sex machine. 48 women eh? You know I... I I might have

把她們當屎對待! 她們會為此尊敬你的!

done this wahmen thing wrong. maybe this 3DMOVIES4U man is

你在告訴我................. 女人會尊重男人???!!!!

right after all. *video continues* I've never had a 10 but I have lots of 9s...lot of 'em. Lot's of 'em.

(愛演)

Pewds: With a mustache like that BOI how come you never had a 10? I don't get it. I don't

不!!!

get it at all man. Dude you fucking tight as shit man, you deserve a 9 (means 10). *video continues* And other women that you marry if

那是不可能的!!!

you marry a really good-looking sexy woman she might cheat on you. Pewds: MARZIA! Maaah!

這怎麼可能?! 我這麼長久以來一直被騙...

I think we learned a lot about respecting wahmen here today boys and and

3DMOVIES4U，你到底還有什麼知識呢?

AND GIRLS AND GIRLS especially especially girls...is this video... Do I

我也經歷過幫她開車門啊，說我愛你寶貝我能為妳做什麼寶貝沒錯寶貝你是對的寶貝.......

have any girls watching this video? If you are then let me tell you; Edgar, you

這都是狗屁哈哈哈哈哈!!! P:什麼???!!

you finish this video you say something good. Let me put on some nice music... *Clannad After Story Opening plays*

把她當污垢一樣對待! P:哇嗚

Hi, my name is Fehlix this is my dog Edgar. We respect wahmen. Do you respect

跟她爭辯時罵她是白癡! P:....啥???

wahmen... as well? Then please leave a like in this video that would really... Every like

把她當屎一樣對待，她們愛死了! P:噗哧

equals one respect of the wahmen. And if this video doesn't get 10,000 likes, Edgar will

P:把她當屎一樣對待 (雙重)他們愛死了! P:哈哈哈哈哈我愛死這傢伙了

never appear on this channel again- because I will export him to a third

就揍那位女士，她們愛死了!!

world country where he will learn how to respect wahmen properly. Thank you all for

女人想要不是幫她們開車門的小精靈

respecting wahmen...and as always "Sis Fist".

她們不想被尊重對待 然後在餐廳還要被幫忙拉椅子 她們要的是...被當成兄弟一般對待!

Have fun! Come on tough guy (Ha!) Hmmm...okay not bad. You think you can take me out huh?! (Inaudible) (Poods) See ya guys. Mission failed, we'll get 'em next time.

P:我要把這個記下來 她們在餐廳裡可以自己坐下，不需要你幫忙拉椅子