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  • Hey how's it going bros my name is PewDiePie

    嘿大家好啊我是PewDiePie ! 今天讓我們用掌聲歡迎特別來賓-----

  • and today I'm joined *applause sound effect* with the very special

    Edgar...??

  • guest clap it up everyone foooor Edga-

    那傢伙他媽的去哪了?

  • Where the fuck did he go?

    大家好啊我是PewDiePie ! 我們今天的特別來賓是Edgar

  • Hey, how's it going bros my name is Pewdiepie and welcome to the very

    該死的什麼鬼啊!

  • special guest Edgar gOD DAMNIT! what the fuck-

    (未完待續)

  • (To be continued earrape)

    (瑞典語)好,來 乖乖趴下,趴下,趴下

  • *speaks in swedish* okay come on lie, lie,lie

    (瑞典語)乖 Edgar,很棒,乖狗狗

  • Good Edgar! Well done! You're so good Edgar!

    Edgar:Felix你他媽給我閉嘴

  • Edgar: Shut the fuck up Felix.

    現在開始今天的影片吧!

  • Now let's begin today's video!

    今天讓Edgar做嘉賓是有原因的

  • There is a reason I have Edgar as a respected guest here today

    因為今天的主題是...

  • because today's theme is...

    Mark:尊重。 謝謝你Markiplier。

  • Respect. Thank you Markiplier. Respect. Not just any form of respect but respect

    尊重。 特別是,尊重女性

  • wahmen. It's become a meme on the internet to respect women. Usually it looks like

    "尊重女性"在網路上已經成了一個梗 他們通常是這樣的---

  • this: we have a subject. We have an item or an action, and then we have a wahman

    我們先有個主體,他有了一個物件或行動 然後在再添上一個女人

  • and it's usually pretty ho-rrible to see respecting wahmen is no joke. (Laughing) it is no

    不過他們通常很糟糕 "尊重女性"並非玩笑

  • joke to joke about! That cat needs those pills. And so does women need respect.

    這不是玩笑!

  • Edgar is still a teenager. I need to teach him how to properly respect women

    這隻貓需要那些藥丸 就像女人們需要尊重一樣!

  • and not like all these stupid memes!

    Edgar還是個青少年 而我需要教牠如何正確的尊重女性

  • Are you- are you paying attention Edgar?!

    而不是像那些愚蠢的梗一樣

  • Hell yes! Cool! Well let's do. This let's begin with

    你有、你有專心在聽嗎Edgar?

  • WikiHow! How to treat a woman. Being number one being a good communicator.

    Edgar:當然! 太棒了,那就開始吧

  • Well if you have to whisper then I doubt you're a good communicator.

    我們先來看WikiHow! "如何對待一名女性?"

  • What the fuck are you saying? I bet he's saying something sexist. Be a

    1.當一個好的溝通者

  • good listener. Ask her how she's feeling. Fight fair.

    如果你講話要竊竊私語, 那我懷疑你不是一個好的溝通者!

  • But most of all show respect. This is me when I respect wahmen. If you ever see me

    你他媽在說什麼? 我猜他在說一些色色的話

  • do this that means I am currently respecting women. I don't know about you guys but

    2.當一個好的聆聽者

  • i got a lot of respect for women.

    3.詢問她的感受

  • One day Edgar, my son you will be able

    4.公平的爭吵(?)

  • to respect women just as well as I do. Are you listening? (Scream) Alright he's paying

    但最重要的是,展現尊重

  • close attention. (Laughs) I love this thing... Behave like a gentleman. Treat her fairly.

    這就是我尊重女性時的姿勢

  • Don't open doors, this just shows you think she's weak. (claps and laughs) RESPECT WOMEN! You don't

    如果你看到我擺出這個姿勢,說明了我正在尊重女性

  • open the doors for the wahmen! that just makes her think she's weak. You gotta let

    不知道你們如何 但是我給了女人很多尊重

  • her open her own doors so she knows she is strong enough to open that door

    總有一天,Edgar,我的兒子 你也必須跟我一樣尊重女性

  • herself. If there's a man- you open that door for him. If there's a wahmen you- she

    你在聽嗎?(啊啊啊啊啊啊啊~~) 好的牠有在認真注意。

  • best open her own fucking doors. There's NO WAY you can be polite and open the

    我喜歡這個.... 表現得像個紳士,平等的對待她

  • doors. LET HER OPEN HER OWN GODDAMN DOOR! But what if I just want to be polite? That

    不要幫她開門,這會讓她覺得你認為她很弱

  • doesn't matter! Now. Edgar is three years old, isn't that right Edgar? Edgar: oh yeah.

    尊重女性!

  • which basically means he's 13 in dog years. Edgar: What?! Pewds: yes that is exactly how that works

    不要幫女人開門! 這會讓他們覺得自己很弱

  • shut the fuck up. So we're going to watch a video that helped me as a young 13

    你必須讓她自己開 她就會了解到自己強壯的足以自己開門

  • year old boy, really shape my way of looking at wahmen, and respECTING wOmen I

    如果是一個男人,你就幫他開門

  • didn't go from this to this in just a day! Respecting women takes time, patience

    如果是個女人,讓她自己開她媽的門!

  • skill, motivation. Here we go, here we go. *yt video plays* dear thirteen-year-old boys yes don't

    你沒辦法體貼的幫她開門的 就讓她自己開她該死的門!!!!

  • ask a girl it's her time of the month Pewds: that's right Edgar! I can have you- you best not

    但如果我就是想體貼她呢? 這不重要!!!

  • aaaask! Edgar: but I can't speak :( Pewds: good keep it that way. IDIOOOOOT *video continues playing* dear thirteen year old boys.

    現在,Edgar已經3歲了,對嗎? Edgar:喔對

  • don't try and slide into a girl's dms. Edgar: But what if she is super hot???

    也就是說以狗的年齡來算牠13歲了 Edgar:啥?! 沒錯就是這樣算的啦 (轉頭)給我閉嘴

  • I- I don't know actually about that one... that I mean OF COURSE not what do you-

    所以我們現在要看一個在我13歲時, 幫助我如何看待並尊重女人的影片

  • you got no respect for women! don't-- don't you dare ever EVER slide in to a girls DMS

    我當時並非一天內就從 這樣(非自願尊重)到這樣(主動尊重)的

  • because if you do-- that means you don't respect wahmen. If you ever slide in my

    尊重女性需要時間、耐心、技巧以及動機 讓我們開始吧

  • DMS you best be sure-- you have RESPECT for me. Because if you don't have respect

    給13歲的男孩們: 不要問女孩她們月經來了沒

  • for me... you don't have respect for wahmen. *video continues playing* Dear 13 year old boys.

    沒錯,Edgar! 我告訴你,你不要問!!!!

  • Stop wearing so much Nike sports athletic gear.

    Edgar:可是我不能說話:( 那很好,繼續保持

  • Pewds: EDGAR! WHAT ARE YOU DOOING! ARE YOU WEARING NIKE?!

    笨蛋!

  • Never wear Nike Sportswear.

    給13歲的男孩們: 不要直接私訊女孩們

  • That's right. That's right, think about that one yeah that's right-- yeah you- shame o-, Shame, shame Edgar. (laughs)

    Edgar:可是如果她超性感呢???

  • whispers: so cute :3

    其實我不知道唉.... 我是說,當然不行!

  • *video continues playing* Dear thirteen-year-old boys. Don't act like a big huge jerk when a girl says she doesn't want to go out with you.

    怎麼你不想尊重女性了嗎!? 絕對不准你直接私訊給女孩們!

  • OOOOOOOOOh!! Did you hear that?! I like her face

    如果你做了,就代表你毫不尊重女性

  • when she does that one because it's like-- *impersonating the girl in the video* Dear thirteen year old boys don't act like a

    如果你想私訊我,那你要先確認.... 你有尊重我

  • big jerk when a girl doesen't want to go out with you.

    因為如果你連我都不能尊重的話, 更別說對女人了

  • *laughs* It's a good finish. It's a good finish.

    給13歲的男孩們: 不要穿一堆NIKE的運動裝

  • *video continues playing again* Dear thirteen year old boys. It's okay to have acne. I have acne. A lot of my friends have acne.

    Edgar!!!你在幹嘛!!! 你穿了NIKE運動裝嗎?!

  • That's right! And if you don't have acne, you are disrespecting wahmen and you need to rethink what you're doing with your

    永遠不要穿NIKE運動裝。

  • facial construction... liking musical theater is completely okay that doesn't

    沒錯,好好想想剛剛的建議吧 你這個丟臉的,丟臉的Edgar

  • make you gay. Wait wait what say what *video continues playing* liking musical theater is completely okay that

    給13歲的男孩們: 當一個女孩說想跟你約會時, 不要表現得像一個大渾蛋一樣

  • doesn't make you gay. (Poods guffaws) Yeaya it does! Musical theater? That's more gay than liking anime and

    喔喔喔喔喔喔喔喔喔!!!!! 你有聽到嗎?!!!

  • manga dude. If you like anime and manga...what a fucking nerd. It's super gay dude.

    我超喜歡她說這些話的表情,像這樣--- 給13歲的男孩們

  • You like theater? What are you...what are you you know like... Musical theater...that's

    當一個女孩說想跟你約會時, 不要表現得像一個大渾蛋一樣

  • super gay; isn't that right Edgar? Edgar: But I love musical theater. Pewds: SHUT THE FUCK UP

    (ˊ。_。ˋ)

  • YOU'RE NOT MY SON! I'm kidding I love you (pewds gives an air kiss) I love you.

    這是個很好的結尾。 (雙重)想跟你約會(ˊ。_。ˋ)

  • *video continues playing* Dear 13 year old boys don't "poof" your hair up to Jesus. Pewds: What the fuck does that mean? Nehahaha

    給13歲的男孩們: 有青春痘沒關係的,我也有,我的朋友也有

  • No, you can't make me choose between wahmen and Jesus it's Jesus every time.

    她說的對!如果你沒有青春痘的話,就是極不尊重女性, 而你也必須重新思考自己的面部構造

  • If I want to "quef" my hair up to Jesus I can do it and so can you Edgar, listen

    喜歡音樂劇是OK的,不會讓你看起來甲甲

  • here boy don't listen to this wahman. If you want to "quef" your hair up to Jasus. You best do that.

    等等...啥??? 喜歡音樂劇是OK的,不會讓你感覺起來甲甲der

  • That's right, I'll "quef" my hair ALL I WANT to Jasus. I'm "queffing" to Jasus right now.

    對~沒錯~喜歡音樂劇? 比喜歡動漫的人還要甲啊

  • guys...and I'm respecting wahmen. *video continues playing* Dear 13 year old boys it's okay to not

    如果你是個書呆子又喜歡動漫, 那真的超級甲啊兄弟!

  • have muscles it's okay to not have abs it's okay to not love yourself. Pewds: Are you

    你喜歡音樂劇? 你是...你...你不喜歡----

  • saying it's okay not to have these BIG bad boys...are you saying it it's okay

    音樂劇。那真的超甲! 你說對嗎Edgar?

  • not to have this super (definitely real) abs and it's okay not to love yourself? *pewds singing Ave Maria* all right I think

    Edgar:可是人家喜歡音樂劇

  • we learned a lot here today about respecting women isn't that right Edgar?

    他媽的閉嘴!!!!你不是我兒子了!!! 我開玩笑的我愛你(啾)超愛你(啾)

  • thank you...thank you Edgar. Respecting wahmen...it's not a joke okay

    給13歲的男孩們: 別把頭髮豎起來指向耶 那他媽是什麼意思啊哈哈哈哈哈哈哈哈

  • and I want you everyone to everyone to follow my lead and give me your best

    不行。

  • respecting wahmen posts right now as you're watching. And also I-- this is

    你不能讓我在女人和耶穌之間二擇一啊 我一定每次都選耶穌

  • really important to me because it's like I know this is all a joke with the hair

    如果我想把頭髮豎向耶穌 我可以做到,Edgar也可以

  • and all but this is very important to me It's something I wanted to do for a very

    聽到了沒兒子,不要聽這個女人的話

  • long time I I just never really got the time to do it properly. I really want to

    沒錯,我要按我所想把我的頭髮豎向耶穌! 我現在就豎向耶穌呢...各位

  • change the brofist I find it to be offensive...insensitive and a

    ...而我,依舊尊重女性。

  • microaggression. The brofist is so heavily male-structured and pandering

    給13歲的男孩們: 你可以沒有肌肉,你可以沒有腹肌,你也可以不愛自己

  • to men when we really need to just focus more on respecting wahmen so I want to

    你在說...可以沒有這些...「壞男孩」?

  • change the brofist to something else I've given this a lot of thought it's an

    你在說...可以沒有這些超(合)級(成)腹肌?!

  • iconic moment in this channel history but we're changing the brofist into

    而且不愛自己也沒關係?

  • something gender-neutral something that anyone no matter who you are can get on

    ♫♫

  • board with I want to call it, "The Sis Fist". "Sis Fist". Respect Women Fist. That's it.

    好的,我想我們今天學了很多關於尊重女性,是嗎Edgar? Edgar:ZZZzzzz

  • Respect wahmen. Respecting wahmen, one punch at a time. That was a bad joke I'm sorry.

    謝謝你,謝謝你Edgar

  • Don't..don't hit women but don't hit guys too. *blaring horn*

    "尊重女性"不是玩笑話,好嗎?

  • There's one more video uh- UGH!- by 3DMOVIES4U- errr a legend absolute legend this

    然後我希望你們所有人都遵照我的指示,然後...

  • guy taught me everything I know about wahmen. He taught me how to respect wahmen.

    給我擺出你們像我現在一樣最棒的"尊重女性姿勢"

  • as you can tell he's an old man so he knows what he's talking about.

    然後我----這真的對我很重要, 雖然我知道這些豎頭髮什麼的都是玩笑,不過...

  • That's how it works. *3DMOVIES4U video plays* And when I date a woman- Pewds: mm-hmm. *video continues* I don't go over and open up

    這對我真的很重要

  • the door for a woman. Pewds: As he should ,see...this man knows you don't open up the

    有一件事我想做很久了,但是一直沒有恰當的時機

  • door for wahmen because they need to feel strong. *video continues* I treat her like crap and they

    我真的很想要換掉這個"兄弟拳"

  • love it they respect ya for it. Pewds: Are you telling

    這實在是冒犯他人、麻木不仁且"微侵犯"他人的

  • me...wahmen...can respect men? No that's impossible!

    兄弟拳在我們尊重女性的要旨上太男性主義且迎合男性

  • How could this be?! I've been fed a lie! All this time.

    所以我想把兄弟拳換成別的東西

  • 3DMOVIES4U, what else knowledge do you have for us? *video continues* You know I've been

    我有想過很多, 而這在這個頻道上將成為一段標誌性的歷史

  • through the opening the car door and saying I love you honey- is there anything I can do

    我們將要換成某個更加性別中立的東西, 不管你是什麼人都可以跟我們同在一起

  • for you honey yes honey you're right honey that's bullshit *laughs* Pewds: WHAT?! *video continues* Treat her like

    我要將它稱為:"姊妹拳"

  • dirt! Pewds: Whoa! *video continues* Argue with her tell her she's dumb. Pewds: Ugh, what? *video continues* You know treat her like crap

    姊妹拳!尊重女性拳! 就是這樣!

  • they love it! Pewds: *laughs* treat her like they love it I love this...

    尊重女性,每打一拳就要尊重一次女性 剛是個爛笑話,對不起

  • I love this man. The fuck is this...just punch your lady they love it. *video continues* Rharharha women want tough guys-

    不要、不要打女性,可是也不能打男性喔 (叭叭叭叭叭叭叭叭叭叭)

  • they don't want little fairy wimps that open the car door for 'em and treat 'em

    我們還有一部影片,呃!! 由3DMOVIE4U拍攝

  • with respect and pull out the chair at the restaurant. They wanna...they they want to be

    傳奇,超傳奇。 我所有關於女人的認識都是這傢伙教的

  • treated like a buddy. Pewds: I need to write that down. *video continues* They can sit the restaurant themselves...they

    他也教我如何尊重女性

  • don't need you to pull out their chair for 'em. Pewds: Does anyone have a paper?! *video continues* They want to be a buddy! I need

    如你所見他是個年長的男性, 所以他很清楚他在說什麼

  • to fuck my buddy okay I got it. *video continues* Hey tough guy so treat him like crap; give 'em what they

    就是這樣

  • want baby...rharharah...don't you get it? Pewds: I guess not. *video continues* Look I've been around the

    當我跟一個女人約會 P:嗯哼

  • block a few times. I've had, I don't know...Pewds: Probably

    我不會跑去幫這個女人開門 P:這就是他該做的,他很清楚...

  • 6,000 vaginas. 48 women in my life. Pewds: 48?! 48 nig...shit...nig...I said nig... 48?! 18?!

    你不要幫女人開門,因為她們要感覺自己很強壯!

  • 18?! 48?! This man is living sex machine. 48 women eh? You know I... I I might have

    把她們當屎對待! 她們會為此尊敬你的!

  • done this wahmen thing wrong. maybe this 3DMOVIES4U man is

    你在告訴我................. 女人會尊重男人???!!!!

  • right after all. *video continues* I've never had a 10 but I have lots of 9s...lot of 'em. Lot's of 'em.

    (愛演)

  • Pewds: With a mustache like that BOI how come you never had a 10? I don't get it. I don't

    不!!!

  • get it at all man. Dude you fucking tight as shit man, you deserve a 9 (means 10). *video continues* And other women that you marry if

    那是不可能的!!!

  • you marry a really good-looking sexy woman she might cheat on you. Pewds: MARZIA! Maaah!

    這怎麼可能?! 我這麼長久以來一直被騙...

  • I think we learned a lot about respecting wahmen here today boys and and

    3DMOVIES4U,你到底還有什麼知識呢?

  • AND GIRLS AND GIRLS especially especially girls...is this video... Do I

    我也經歷過幫她開車門啊,說我愛你寶貝我能為妳做什麼寶貝沒錯寶貝你是對的寶貝.......

  • have any girls watching this video? If you are then let me tell you; Edgar, you

    這都是狗屁哈哈哈哈哈!!! P:什麼???!!

  • you finish this video you say something good. Let me put on some nice music... *Clannad After Story Opening plays*

    把她當污垢一樣對待! P:哇嗚

  • Hi, my name is Fehlix this is my dog Edgar. We respect wahmen. Do you respect

    跟她爭辯時罵她是白癡! P:....啥???

  • wahmen... as well? Then please leave a like in this video that would really... Every like

    把她當屎一樣對待,她們愛死了! P:噗哧

  • equals one respect of the wahmen. And if this video doesn't get 10,000 likes, Edgar will

    P:把她當屎一樣對待 (雙重)他們愛死了! P:哈哈哈哈哈我愛死這傢伙了

  • never appear on this channel again- because I will export him to a third

    就揍那位女士,她們愛死了!!

  • world country where he will learn how to respect wahmen properly. Thank you all for

    女人想要不是幫她們開車門的小精靈

  • respecting wahmen...and as always "Sis Fist".

    她們不想被尊重對待 然後在餐廳還要被幫忙拉椅子 她們要的是...被當成兄弟一般對待!

  • Have fun! Come on tough guy (Ha!) Hmmm...okay not bad. You think you can take me out huh?! (Inaudible) (Poods) See ya guys. Mission failed, we'll get 'em next time.

    P:我要把這個記下來 她們在餐廳裡可以自己坐下,不需要你幫忙拉椅子

Hey how's it going bros my name is PewDiePie

嘿大家好啊我是PewDiePie ! 今天讓我們用掌聲歡迎特別來賓-----

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