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  • *BURP*

    (打嗝)

  • *burp*

    媽的這是什麼。。。

  • ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)

    媽的這是什麼。。。

  • What the fuck is this.

    女士們早上好

  • *WAPOOSH*

    我的名字是JACKSEPTICEYE,歡迎回來-

  • TOP OF THE MORNING TO YOU LADDIES.

    *土豆們大喊*

  • MY NAME IS JACKSEPTICEYE AND WELCOME BACK

    女士們早上好

  • *yelling*

    我的名字是JACKSEPTIC-

  • *WAPOOSH*

    *竊笑*

  • TOP OF THE MORNING TO YOU LADDIES

    *更多大喊*

  • MY NAME IS JACKSEPTIC--

    *笑*

  • *snickers*

    噢。。這個好

  • *pot8oes yelling*

    *哭哭*

  • *laughs*

    *啜泣*

  • Oh.. that's good ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°).

    當你需要水的時候,它在那?

  • *emotional music plays*

    我不能相信這。。

  • *crying*

    **

  • *sob*

    人們想。。。

  • SQUIRREL!

    。。。我很醜

  • Where's the water when you need it..?

    “你很醜”

  • I can't believe this..

    “你好醜”

  • People think..

    “Pewdiepie又老又醜”

  • ..I'm ugly :(

    喔~~~“你他媽的醜”

  • "U ugly."

    “請剃鬍子”

  • "You're ugly."

    醜。。

  • "Pewdiepie is so old n ugly."

    “為什麼你怎麼醜呢。。?”

  • Ohhh.. "You look ugly af."

    “Pewdiepie很醜,我的。。

  • "Pls shave."

    手~~~

  • OH NO U DIDN'T!

    “很醜,請殺了我吧,謝謝”

  • Ugly..

  • "Why you so ugly..?" (I'M HANDSOME BITCH)

    為什麼每一個人都覺得我很醜?

  • "Pewdiepie is so ugly my..

    是因為我巨大的鼻子?

  • HANDSSSF

    是因為我自我膨脹?

  • ..are so ugly please kill me thank you."

    是因為我既醜陋

  • *PRAYS TO HARAMBE WHO DIED FOR OUR SINS*

    又不討好的性格嗎?

  • perfect

    等一下。。

  • UGLY

    這是什麼?

  • These subtitles are Dank, but pewds looks down and doesnt approve.

    看看這些有吸引力的人

  • Why does everyone think I'm ugly? (Not me :3)

    看看他- 漂亮!

  • Is it my gigantic nose?

    我永遠不會想這樣的漂亮!

  • (Pewds, u beautiful)

    為什麼我一出生就長著一個瑞典臉?

  • Is it my inflated ego?

    漂亮。。

  • Is it my disgusting..

    驚艷絕色。。

  • ..unattractive personality?

    超可愛。。!

  • Wait a minute..

    非常可愛!

  • What is this?

    喔~~~~~~~~

  • It's a Youtube video innit?

    十八

  • Look at all these attractive people! (Why am i not fking on this)

    十八

  • Look at the-- beautiful!

    十八 nigg-

  • I'll never be this beautiful!

    喔,在貝克漢姆的後面,huh?

  • Why was I born with this Swedish face?

    在貝克漢姆的後面

  • Beautiful..

    嘿,為什麼我不是第一?

  • Absolutely stunning..

    “為什麼Zayn是第91而Pewdiepie 是第18,這是他媽的什麼”

  • So cute..!

    [...]

  • So cute!

    因為ZAYN,你長的像屎

  • OOOOOOOOOOO (AND U SAID I WAS UGLY BISH, U WRONG!) R.I.P Headphone users

    十八,huh?

  • *Heroic Music*

    *笑*

  • EIGHTEEN

    “Pewdiepie 十八? ?? ? ? ? XDXDXDXD”

  • EIGHTEEN

    看在他媽的份上。。

  • EIGHTEEN NIGG- (How dare I)

    好嗎?

  • Oh, RIGHT AFTER BECKHAM, HUH?

    沒錯,討厭我的人,我是他媽的漂亮

  • RIGHT AFTER BECKHAM

    還有你知道嗎,我明白

  • Hey, why am I not number one? (Robbie Rotton confirmed)

    你們-- 你們為自己的長相

  • "How Zayn is at 91 and Pewdiepie is at 18 what the fuck is this."

    感到忌妒

  • [...](bruh)

    我明白der,但你知道!

  • C'AUSE ZAYN, YOU LOOK LIKE SHIT~~(Roasting Zayn)

    我有很多才華,不超越我美麗的臉

  • EIGHTEEN, HUH?

    *笑*

  • *laughing*

    我說笑而已。好嗎?

  • "Pewdiepie 18 ? ?? ? ? ? XDXDXDXD"

    完全

  • For fuck's sake..

    不是

  • Okay?

    我沒有開玩笑

  • That's right haters, I'm fucking beautiful.

    好吧,我察覺到你們需要一點幫助

  • And you know, I get it.

    而你知道,我對Photoshop也是蠻在行的!

  • You guys-- you guys get jealous.

    所以,我會接受你麼的請求!

  • ..of how you look.

    我會嘗試幫你們對自己感到比較好

  • I get it, but you know!

    因為我希望你會跟我一樣的

  • I have many talents, not beyond my beautiful face. (If u know what I mean ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°))

    呃。。一樣的滿足

  • *laughs*

    我想滿足你們,兄弟

  • I'm joking. Okay?

    ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)

  • Not really.

    開始吧!

  • At all.

    “Pewdiepie,給我一張嘴!”

  • I'm not joking.

    好,這應該很容易

  • Alright, so I realize that you guys many need a little bit of help.

    Wow!這-

  • And, uh, you know, I'm pretty good with Photoshop!

    這很好看啊。。!

  • So, I'll take some requests!

    不客氣!

  • I'll try to help you guys feel better about yourself.

    我不知道為什麼你沒有嘴巴,但現在你有了

  • 'Cause I want you to feel just as fulfilled as..

    就不要吃那私處。。

  • ..as, uh, as I am.

    “Pewdiepie,讓我變 emo”

  • I wanna satisfy you bros.

    好吧

  • ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)

    我可以做到

  • Let's go!

    好吧,完成!

  • "Pewdiepie, give me a mouth!"

    我們 --好吧 --- 我們完成了

  • 'Kay, well that should be easy.

    ROASTED

  • (Challenge accepted)

    我們還有什麼?

  • TIMEWARP!!!!!!

    “我的夢想是長的像一台洗衣機”

  • Wow! That--

    好der

  • That looks so good..!

    這可以安排

  • You're welcome! (Why did i choose a shark idk im meme)

    好der,之後,我們只需要--

  • I don't know why you didn't have a mouth, but now you do.

    把它弄得非常大

  • Just don't eat that pussayy.. Its for me

    弄得非常 -- 非常的凸

  • "Pewdiepie, make me emo."

    喔天啊

  • Alright.

    我們-- 好啦!

  • I can do that.

    你是一台洗衣機!

  • Alright, done!

    不客氣!

  • We're-- alright-- we're done here.

    我讓別人夢想成真,媽的

  • ROASTED (Ight whos next bitches)

    我覺得你以前看起來比現在。。

  • Alright, what else do we got?

    好多了

  • "My dream is to look like a washing machine."

    “請讓我變成色情的觸手”

  • Okay.

    好吧。。。

  • That can be arranged.

    好。。好der!!!

  • TIMEWARP!!!

    你知道,我不會批評其他--

  • Das a nice washing machine Dawg!

    我粉絲的外觀,但我--

  • Alright, then we just gotta--

    這雙眉毛。。

  • Make it real big.

    他們很像賽道!!

  • Make it real-- real pop. (What am i doing)

    它令我想起 小剛 的眉毛

  • Oh god.

    要把他們接上嗎?我覺得應該要

  • We're-- There you go!

    你-- 你的雀斑讓我想起。。

  • You're a washing machine!

    他們讓我想起 章魚

  • You're welcome!

    你知道,他們有一樣的皮膚質感

  • I make peoples' dreams come true, dammit.

    她的願望,說實在的,是成為一個 色情的觸手

  • I think you look way better..

    所以

  • ..before.

    我有什麼可以幫她做到?

  • "Make me into tentacle porn please."

    特權

  • Fine.

    好der,這給你

  • Fine! Alright!

    你是色情的觸手囉

  • You know, I wouldn't criticize other--

    現在給我滾蛋吧

  • My fans' physical appearance but I--

    他媽的份上

  • These eyebrows..

    噁心

  • They look like a race track! (ZOOM ZOOM BISH)

    *暗自得意* 喔,我忘了她是長這樣的

  • *Pewds making a masterpiece as always*

    *吧Phill弄的更漂亮吧。喔等一下。你做不到。因為他是完美的*

  • It kind of reminds me of the eyebrows of Brock.

    喔,對不起喔

  • *akward silence*

    Phill 有在2016年排名第十八嗎?

  • Should they connect? I think they should.

    不這麼想喔

  • *Pewds concentraiting hard*

    好吧,Phill

  • ANIMUUUUUU!!! (◕‿◕✿) so kawaii!!!

    你想變漂亮?

  • You-- Your freckles though does remind me..

    我會把你變得漂亮

  • They remind me a little bit of an octopus.

    我會把你弄的他媽的華麗

  • You know, they have the same kind of octopus skin texture.

    喔鼻子!你去鼻子哪了,Phill?

  • Her wish was, in fact, to be a tentacle porn.

    huh?

  • So.

    去哪了?

  • Who am I to rob her of that?

    Uh。 Phill

  • Privilege.

    更像鼻臉

  • Okay, there you go.

    BOOM

  • You're a tentacle porn.

    喔不。。。喔不

  • Just get the fuck out now.

    OHO ho ho oho

  • Fuck's sake.

    喔媽的!

  • DISGUSTING

    媽的,鼻孔

  • *chuckling* Oh, that's how she looked like. I forgot.

    你去哪弄著鼻孔啊?

  • "Make Phil more beautiful. Oh wait. You can't. He's perfect."

    我想我們應該繼續

  • Oh, I'm sorry.

    “把Jacksepticeye弄的更好看(無論如何他已經比你好看)”

  • Is Phil ranked eighteen on 2016's list?! [he should be] {now, now, this issue should be left for Tumblr, not YouTube}

    喔,對不起喔!

  • Didn't think so.

    Jack在那個排名上嗎?

  • Alright, Phil.

    我不認為

  • You wanna be beautiful?

    好der。jack,看我們可以做些什麼

  • I'll make you beautiful. (Okay im lying)

    *打嗝*

  • I'll make you fucking gorgeous. (Lies x2)

    可愛

  • Oh no[se]! Where did your nose go, Phil?

    可愛

  • Huh?

    *唱*我會操著男的屁#

  • Where did it go?

    TAHAHAHAHAHAHA

  • Butiful!!!

    **

  • Eye see watcha doing there! (Get it? no? OK, I'll cry myself to sleep)

    他很可愛

  • Uh. Phil.

    AHA

  • More like Nose Face!! (ROASTED)

    喔!這讓我打冷顫!

  • BOOM

    這是他媽的奇怪!

  • Oh no.. ho ho

    **

  • OHO ho ho oho

    **

  • Oh damn, dog!

    女士們早上好

  • Damn, those are some nostrils, man!

    我的名字是

  • Dude, where you get those nostrils done?

    PEEEEWWWWRG

  • I think we should move on.

    PEEEERGH

  • "Make Jacksepticeye look betterer he already looks better than you anyways." (okay ur totally right)

    好的,對不起

  • Oh, I'm sorry!

    又有一點離題了

  • Is Jack on the top list?

    *你的臉在Kazoo孩子的身體*