I really don't...

I miss this time where we play this game, remember?

uh... yeah

Watch out for the Brofist

Oh he got it

looks like someone knows how to play this game

-wow that's really impressive man

goodness -I miss this game

oh I remember this you had to walk up and then jump

wow

That's so cool

-goodness you're really smoking me with that yellow blanket of yours

-hey you want a blanket? ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)

see? well oh

-come on cry

Just right come on cry

I'm good... dad?

-don't actually jump

oh... what the fuck

- It says "jump" - it's weird

yeah it does

It says...

What...!?

oh wait this is secret I remember

this is secret somehow.

I remember this part.

Oh, okay. alright where's the secret

oh yeah you get up here

- but you got to jump on each other. - No, down here

*gasp* Oh my god!

I remembered.

ah

this is way harder than it needs to be, compared to what we could be normally doing.

maybe we just want to fall between those spikes instead of going all the way to the left, you know.

Yeah, that's what I'm trying to do.

This is like, pure 2014 content, right here.

this is really, yes.

This is OG shit

ain't nobody want this shit anymore

where we spent an hour trying to get bloody trap land two working

and we're playing this.

We're playing the original.

I'm just so enthralled with your platforming "prowess", I can't look away.

man I it looks like I'm the new king, huh

I guess so man. It's just that - it's cause you got that blanket, dude.

- Fuck - Oh,

it's the secret of the blanket

it just weighs you down that time, that's the problem.

oh man, this is so shit

I thought... I thought the game was more fun than I remember

Dude, that's nostalgia, man.

are we just old old and boring now

is that it?

it's might be that

it's - it's purely like...

you always want to remember the good times and you forget all the bad parts of those times.

oh yeah

why do you forget the bad parts

I want to remember the bad part

I feel like the bad parts are just too many

so you trying to like pick and choose the better parts to rem-

For fuck's sake

yeah

there's a lot of bad parts right here tho

Oh like that

like that

and like that

uhhhhh

you gave it your best. oh

Shut the fuck up

I don't know, man. There was this girl I used to talk to, a long time ago.

back in school like we didn't really

like have a huge connection but I feel

like there was something possibly there

if we really gave it a proper shot but

we were just too nervous and young and stupid

Alright...

Let's just gonna go up now...

Ok, good.

oh fuck I remember this level

we're gonna be here a while

this one is hard?

yeah we were here for a while I remember

I ain't got a problem with it.

You sure?

Easy

Easy... Oh shit

It shots faster!

Yeah, man.

shit

Oh what the fuck?

what the fuck?

Am I...

Wow

- Wow - Dude this is the one!

This one!

- Oh...hey! - oh this fucking one

we were here for so long

I'll take the bullets for you

- all right - I take the bullets, go Cry

I'm gonna do some crazy American ninja shit here

come on crazy american ninja shit

going in

I'm going into ah

I took a bullet for you

come on Cry

come on Cry

Go!

american ninja shit

shit

I got this! oh

uh... shi... uh

I'll take the bullet for you

alright alright

- I'm taking the bullet for you - Whyyyy

take the bullet

Take the bullet...

you're not taking the bullet

fuck

take the bullets for me...

okay on three

now wait

you go first I go right after

Alright fuck it!

come on

see this is the one we were on for so...

This is the one

this is the one

goddamnit this is like...

wait wait for me man

wait what'd I say

- what'd I say what'd I say - waitin for you

what'd I say

I'm waiting for you

what'd I say

waitin for you...

what what I fucking say

you said you said wait for me I'm waitin for you

uh... okay

what'd I say

you said wait for me I'm waiting for you

what's happening

I'm I'm doing exactly what you said

Run through!

I'm doing but-

you're not running through

specifically-

I'm doing specifically what you...

look look look

why aren't you doing that

okay I think I think I got it

oh yeah?

okey I got it

watch this Cry

alright I watch...

Fuck!

that's an old school

mr. Pewdie fucking pie right there

god damn boi

that is some OG rage material

shut your mouth boi

bringing it back

ok yeah you do it then

- you do it then huh - alright alright

you fucking do I'm coming

fuck

wait for me there cry wait for me

wait wait... I gotta wait!?

you gotta wait

- you gotta wait - I gotta wait!?

Yeah

Fuck my life alright

Uh shit uh shit okey You gotta wait for me tho

I gotta wait this tight fucking...

Ahhhhh!!

I see... can I leave yet

I'm fucking dead

No!

goddamnit

goddamnit

oh fuck

Bloody trap land man

okay I'll wait for you

I'm a good friend

- you wait for me? -unlike you

gosh I'm fucking wait

I waited for you cry

wait for you buddy

we can do this together

I'm sorry I've lost in your blinky fucking eyes *very attractive*

they're pretty

(pewds: rated [?] blinking) Cry: Are you having a seizure by chance? I don't know

I'm stignalizing (he means signaling)

to come save me

please

why do we fucking subject ourselves to this shit

I don't know we could play any games

there's so many other things we could be playing

better things if you ask me

It's my favorite... favorite game

ah... Fuck yeah! OH, NO!!!!

alright

we got try mode we got to try really hard

I'm I'm trying I don't know what you're doing

oh I have I've been just fuckin around really...

I mean you want me to try?

Okey... I wasn't really

try very hard...

got it

alright I'm just gonna let you do it

do-. you do you boo

This one's for you Cry

okay

This one's for you buddy

alright buddy

I'm so...

yeah boy

dude my fucking hamster ate its young, man

it was hard core

oh jeez that's

dude you don't

you know that right

like hamsters eat their fucking babies if they're not like good babies

Oh dude what... that's fucked up!

hamsters are fucking hard

why don't human do that

I wish man like

will actually no

some eat, like the umbilical cord and it's really fucking weird

eugh

it's not a good thing

but I mean apparently...

but it has so many nutrients

yeah well so does a fucking steak you know

like you don't kinda eat their umbilical cord(?)

wait they eat it for the nutrients?

something like that I don't know it's weird

I don't understand

I don't understand

what kind of nutrition are we talking about here

like the protein

I could be wrong

will I get x-men superpowers or is it just like a lot of protein

I think it's just like you'll be like a really hardcore heavy

ah this fucking shit

I'm already expecting a lot of time here

ah

oh it actually isn't so bad

You think that... oh

Yeah it..... bad

oh fuck

hey thanks for the massage dude

yeah no problem man, you gotta workout, a lot of stress you got going on

oh yeah

I got you man you got to work on that shit

all those people trying to be like

"YO Dawg can i get a shout out"

fuck I got you

don't you fuckin [?] here we fucking GO!

so I'm also I've come to realize something

what

you call it the brofist right

yeah

it's not really all inclusive now is it

- what about the sisfist - no

there was a swedish article that came out

that calling me like a man... woman hater

because of I'm excluding my female audience because of the Brofist

Really?

yeah yeah

females can be bros too though

No they can't they're not allowed

like people don't realize I do actually hate women

oh!

how do how do i time this jump

alright so... uh

got it

got it

Uh there was the Brofist there

yap

fuck

I'm really glad that this isn't really a things people do that much anymore

what

this

exactly what we're doing right now

- I feel like it was just like... - Fuck

(pewds: You kill me) - piles a lot of

more stress on top of everything else if anything

dude do this still make the same fucking happy wheels levels?

yeah yeah they do it's incredible

people still play it