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  • What's up! It's your boy PewDiePie!

  • 2012 PewDiePie here guys. Apparently every single game ever decided to come.

  • out at the same time I'm sorry for the delay but here we are with life is

  • cringe before the storm episode 2. Apparently a ton of YouTubers.

  • had a lot of difficulties with the first episode of getting it monetized but not

  • this guy! Haha! Remember how I kept screaming across all

  • the music that's cause I know. I know how the system works so now they added a

  • music slider let's put that shit shizzle shizzle damn to 1 while also editing the

  • settings I don't know why I say editing changing the settings they also have it

  • hella high what's the lowest set off not hella low well there you go

  • there you go thank you very much game it's a shame because the music is really

  • one of the finer things with the show it's really what personally resonated

  • with me I think it's a wonderful mix of storytelling and music I think it's a

  • great thing I find some few good songs myself from the first episode sorry all

  • right here we go what happened last episode I can't believe we barely

  • started in them crazy fine lip-syncing

  • the Rachel is totally a gamer

  • if one day I'm just really going you remember that guy that we saw under this

  • tree that was my dad

  • you didn't have to burn down a tree because of it that's kind of fucked up

  • man come on chill also another a cringing was that it took me about an

  • hour and a half to figure out that the character was indeed not max it was the

  • blue haired girl I don't know all right we look like we're maybe have a meeting

  • with a counselor or principal or something like that principal miss price

  • how good of you to join us you're well I'm so sorry we're late my shift ran

  • late at the diner and then just sorry is proceed what we don't here yes'm you to

  • the Blackwell disciplinary process and the other is all too familiar with it

  • Blackwell's code of conduct is built upon a foundation of mutual respect

  • meant to foster an environment conducive to education and enrichment when that

  • respect violated reality check time yesterday did actually happen I ditched

  • school with Rachel amber and then Rachel really did start that fire and that was

  • after we actually agreed to run away from here right are you paying attention

  • to me Chloe um what miss price the last time we met

  • an agreement was brokered do you recall what that was don't screw up don't get

  • in trouble again trouble is merely the byproduct miss

  • price what's at issue is your attitude we agreed that you would rededicate

  • yourself to becoming an exemplary Blackwell citizen we did in the event

  • that you were unable or unwilling to do so we also agreed that it will become

  • pertinent to reassess your future status at the academy don't mind canvas you

  • engaged in the following actions sterday insubordinate language witnesses

  • saying you were involved in bullying Nathan Prescott the hell I was I stood

  • up for that little weirdo then how do you explain the desecration of mr.

  • Prescott's photography project well clearly she didn't throw it so it was

  • successful say what you will but isn't happen in real life get out of here

  • bully maybe you should be talking to Drew instead of me you know the guy who

  • actually did what you're accusing me of miss damn Ryan situation requires

  • sensitivity it will be handled separately and Chloe's situation is less

  • sensitive yeah yeah that's right discuss other student situations we are

  • here to discuss your daughter and her actions convenient mom you know this is

  • all bullshit right I'm beginning to suspect that

  • myself yeah boy I'm sorry you feel that way but

  • your daughter's misbehavior is real and serious do they know about that burning

  • down on the tree put digis disciplinary record miss price we needn't discuss any

  • of it we needn't know because you severed your relationship with Blackwell

  • the minute you left school grounds without permission

  • what does that mean it means you forced my hand this is a consequence of your

  • actions Chloe I have no choice what did you do it

  • what why what what yesterday was only my idea I was having a bad day I needed to

  • blow off some steam well it's true actually took it too far

  • and also I saw it I've been down that road she told me

  • you're better than this but I wouldn't listen

  • Wow drama class see Chloe was afraid I'd get in trouble or hurt so she came with

  • me but only to keep me safe

  • I'm just sorry you got caught up in it Chloe

  • that you allowed me to drag you down to my level can you forgive me

  • for what you didn't do anything your willingness to stand by me even now is

  • truly inspiring Chloe is this true yes it is true I'm

  • wearing the same shirt as me not true she really is an amazing actor you think

  • that was amazing are you kidding me miss price yeah fine fine yes it was her idea

  • but it's not like she kidnapped me we were in it together

  • miss amber based on what you've just told me I have grounds to punish you are

  • you sure what you've told me is the truth

  • hahahaha yes this can't be the full story Rachel and the scare I am an adult

  • ray what is that just to be clear miss amber you're sure Chloe price didn't

  • coerce you or coerce her I'm just trying to get to the bottom of why someone like

  • well I think we're clear principal Wells someone like Rachel but not my daughter

  • excuse me do you have a list of students you

  • assume the worst about enjoy the show you have no right to treat Chloe this

  • way this is because she's on financial aid isn't it let's all just calm down

  • after everything we she's been through in the last two years you should be

  • ashamed of yourself miss price mrs. price Miss grace I

  • appreciate your position but I assure you it is only your daughter's past

  • behavior that has led us here today I understand mr. wells there is no doubt

  • that Chloe's behavior must improve but given what we've just learned about the

  • negative influence she was under I hope you will allow her just one March

  • miss amber I am as surprised as I am disappointed in you I understand this

  • being your first infraction in no way reduces its severity still we will not

  • be suspending you at this time however wandered our trust you will no longer be

  • my administrative assistant first period oh my god and you will no longer be

  • involved in Blackwell's performance of The Tempest boy what the performance is

  • tonight for someone so aware of our school calendar miss price I would

  • expect fewer absences on your record Oh bazinga she got bazinga ding at that

  • show since this is her first infraction mr. Adler yeah I don't tell you how to

  • run the District Attorney's Office please don't tell me how to run my

  • school oh wow the double zing that is a reason we have understudies for all

  • circumstances accidental and deliberate I'm sure your understudy Victoria chase

  • yes I'm sure Victoria Chase will do fine that miss

  • price Chloe is upset for her friend but we are both grateful that she is not

  • going to be unduly blamed for what happened there is plenty of blame to go

  • around Chloe's future at Blackwell will be

  • discussed next unless you had something to add first miss price we saw your mom

  • go along with Rachel yeah that's what she wants anyway nothing to add

  • I'm glad right Oh Chloe may not have been the mastermind of yesterday's

  • events it was as I prefaced the proverbial last straw in light of your

  • many past transgressions I have no choice

  • oh she's on you for the rest of the year oh my god other girls idea she confessed

  • and she will be punished accordingly but that does not absolve Chloe of her

  • responsibility you know what I used to think Chloe was exaggerating about you

  • but now I see that she didn't go nearly far enough mrs. price let me remind you

  • that Chloe's case for reinstatement begins now her actions and those of your

  • own will be weighed carefully when the time comes do you understand me both of

  • you yes or yes let's see here I'll go with yes thank you I mean as much as I

  • ever do Chloe we understand mr. wells I will have skip Matthews escort you to

  • clean out your locker you may wait outside my office until he arrives that

  • is all good day mrs. price mr. and mrs. amber ray don't do anything

  • man I'm just a teenager and I wanted to skip school man if we said skip school

  • there's no way we're getting trouble in sweida names so easy I know I've never

  • been sent to their office like this you bet you bet let's make out and thinker

  • sorry I didn't get the chance to introduce myself I'm Joyce mrs. price

  • I'm rose this is James I'm sorry we had to meet like this no I'm sorry I'm sure

  • for you this is an unusual circumstance

  • we really should be going nice to meet you a Yid same

  • badda-bing badda-boom mom i'll see you in the parking lot

  • hey Chloe oh wait it's just you and me hey skip you know I was supposed to have

  • today off right sorry that my totally fair and impartial hearing and

  • convenience tieu man I don't really care about any of this shit

  • except my secret stash might as well grab my emergency joint while I'm here

  • let's look at that well it's like a doodle man that's yeah let's look at it

  • had big plans for adding to this collage oh well oh my god I would always tag

  • when I was a kid like everywhere it's cringe as shit man from the rescue

  • shelter and I would always put like a Wayne got run over by a car in Sweden we

  • have like snus or whatever the story which is like tobacco you ever really

  • rescued I don't care about you I'm trying to make this about me

  • thank you Chloe I it's tobacco you even put there and there had they had like a

  • sticker underneath it and I would put all of them inside the locker just to

  • like oh look how much i snooched ran my graffiti pen you've served me well maybe

  • chem was the class I hated the least yeah old girls like chemistry what's up

  • with that that's a sexist segment Felix well it's true okay

  • hey dude bro books are expensive you can sell them come up

  • I didn't mean to trash it I was gonna take in she's gonna tag it in front of

  • this icky okay okay

  • I might as well okay look homework I guess we can trash that that guy looks

  • so strange to me yes we'll take the picture of the cat that said this is

  • important stuff guys we're really doing it it's Phil I'm immersed there you what

  • game this would make you clean out a locker huh how many how many games look

  • at that drawing if this planet am i right alright let's trash the geometry

  • you need a whole book about geometry Wow Amerika Amerika am i right okay let's

  • trash then let's trash day this is good I enjoy personally to throw away stuff

  • so this feels great people hold on way too much to

  • materialistic items okay okay and let's get the emergency stash of weed which

  • seems like a terrible idea to keep in a school but I guess this is hot

  • jackpot wait what the hell no no don't fuckin swear damn it Justin oh my god

  • damn it Justin Chloe hey Oh had to borrow your sash desperate times you

  • know I promise I'll get you back next week

  • okay all right listen up if you're a teenager and you know about someone's

  • secret stash and it's not a secret stash and it's the fault is on you Chloe

  • second of all if you take someone's secret stash you don't leave a note okay

  • what are you stupid that's right that's what happened

  • fuck every inch of this place I wish I could tag it from floor to ceiling

  • but with skip watching me bathroom then I'm out cool okay but try to make it

  • fast will you just gotta let out that rage in the

  • whamon bathroom I'm gonna tank the shizzle out of that yes

  • angry alright so angry right now that's a schism marker Chloe alright if

  • you're gonna do it real get a thick market what is that

  • that's like it kind of oh that's not the size of your marker you're cheating

  • she's cheating right here well look at this this is bullshit mean that's not a

  • tag that's a drawing what I use silly I don't care

  • oh wow that's sick how much ink is in that pen infinite that's cool no no

  • don't break it

  • so cringy I love it

  • don't tag bathrooms is annoying it's just like our list yeah you know you

  • gotta tag something decent at least not a nice place but like you know just some

  • asshole is gonna have to clean that up right it's it's your friend even isn't

  • it anyway I guess she keeps going she's a savage she can't be helped

  • it's third oh my god I thought it was a peanut for a second I'm leaving Rachel

  • what not obvious at all who did it oh my god who did this

  • oh my god who does the bin she's the Savage okay she understands what it

  • means to wear your hat like like whatever ready to go there okay

  • yeah well that's terrifying what the heck is that it's gonna be a Halloween

  • episode that'd be dope I would I would appreciate that later skip yeah enjoy

  • cleaning up the bathroom loser

  • oh hey like David's here awesome hold on shift to move faster max would

  • have loved this shit stupid max I don't their letter to max Oh care about you

  • max never send at least Journal max won't abandon me the way real max - oh

  • my god let it go who cares Chloe you can't keep doing this in Treme let's jog

  • over there has a pothole right there let's watch out maybe they'll use my

  • scholarship money to finally fix this pothole how does pothole exist it's

  • about damn time David please I'll handle it Kissimmee Chloe after today yep Chloe

  • your mother and I have been talking

  • I don't care I know that's what we need to talk about this isn't a fight Chloe

  • it's a conversation remember that a conversation not with sergeant asshat

  • here I just need some space oh he looked like he was sad about it she's my mother

  • if my mother has something to say she will say it to me she has the problem is

  • you don't listen maybe if you try listening to me instead of fighting me

  • about everything you might actually learn a thing or two what how to be a

  • soldier soldiers put family and future above self and now getting kicked out of

  • school that's what losers do David that's out of line

  • you weren't with us in there Chloe was treated unfairly now you're making

  • excuses for her Chloe needs to take responsibility I decide what Chloe needs

  • not you oh right now what I need most of all is for the two of you to start

  • getting along Chloe I don't want to fight I care about your mother very much

  • and you too I'd like for us to start over what do you say that was easy

  • yeah I'm not gonna say no to that reset button pressed I am glad to hear it from

  • now on I will be assisting your mother in a few areas like making sure that you

  • are no longer abusing drugs or alcohol oh great David do you really think now

  • is the right time Joyce please we must be a united front 10 ha ha ha ha Chloe

  • I'd like you to empty your pockets and place all your belongings on the trunk

  • of the car what the fuck if we are going to start over we have to know that you

  • are not abusing drugs if you're not you should be eager for

  • the chance to prove it mom you saw how I was treated in there now you want to

  • treat me the same way she's lucky you need more discipline from you I need my

  • mom I know Chloe and I'm sorry but David feel Joyce doing feel this is the best

  • way to start fresh Chloe's manipulating her mom dude like

  • she's really horrible to her well I need space like oh don't you think

  • no I comply you want to see my shit so badly hey remember the first season that

  • had time travel yeah me neither is that a vape damn oh it's the marker

  • Oh someone's privacy doing it for no reason

  • yeah it's not like I was looking for drugs literally smug for someone who

  • just got kicked out of school Oh David Chloe I'm sorry can you forgive

  • me see there you go she shouldn't feel guilty about that yes I forgive you you

  • were under a terrible influence I just worry about you but that's no excuse

  • Joyce you can't start apologizing now just really encourage her that's enough

  • out of you David we need to start treating each other better and that

  • means all of us we need a new beginning a new chapter one that will involve the

  • three of us together well what does that mean we both agree that the best thing

  • for everyone at this stage is for me to move in yes yes that's what I wanted no

  • fucking way Chloe after everything that's happened

  • I've had a loss I need help exactly we need a firmer hand steering

  • this ship talk to me Chloe tell me what you're

  • feeling you're wearing too much makeup you're kind of a there I know what

  • fucked up man but I'm trying you're trying I get it

  • I swear I do and I've been making it harder for you but this is not the

  • answer it's the only answer I have Chloe

  • in a million years I never thought you'd choose David over me as you go guilting

  • her again I'm sorry I took that for granted that's not what she's doing

  • anyone so dramatic it's about the three of us having a home together

  • it'll be better than you think Chloe once everything's running smoothly

  • you'll see what a stable home can be like

  • whoa where did they go they teleported what is happening you know maybe he'll

  • let you drive the car

  • stupid American cars for their flesh get a Volvo okay oh there is no home not if

  • he's there my god

  • Chloe let her go she'll come home as soon as her tantrum is over she's

  • gonna go on a drug tantrum she just went on a marker tantrum

  • what kind of tantrum are we gonna see now oh yeah she's gonna meet up with

  • their raha life's X mean if you wanna know which way is up when your whole

  • life has been turned upside down oh my god it's so cringe

  • I can't what the fuck how do you know when you're home laughs it's just like

  • I'm just like smoking it up dawg and like my life my life is crazy it's

  • crazy it just got the best for bet I just got

  • expelled my dadís sucks well life is hard man she doesn't understand how did

  • she get six his rifle not there because done with me I can't go home anymore

  • he's this junkyard all I've got left

  • she's gonna hit the car not the buck she's out of control she needs to be

  • stopped nah oh no no

  • that's a nice car isn't it it could have been hey don't judge my opinion on cars

  • it was two years ago I guess I guess this kind of stuff you don't get over

  • when you're a kid look maybe she can do it up with our new dad it looks like a

  • person this thing is a mess but maybe I can fix it if this beast will ever run

  • again the first thing it needs is a new battery

  • I found one guess I was pretty pissed at Rachel last night amazing that someone I

  • just met could have made me this angry amazing okay so we need to find a

  • battery but sorry but how do I open that text again uh maybe I need my daughter

  • back maybe I just need space maybe I just need space okay maybe I'll meet my

  • daughter back damn um Elliot wait which one is the latest message is they after

  • temperature one hangout no you know wait our principal oh it's like an auto okay

  • that's nice you can get text messages from a principal you're hella weird you

  • are seriously will get that revenge look at him when did she text these

  • she's a texting pro maybe we can check the school bus for another battery one

  • of these again boom I never ride ridden a school bus in Sweden we don't have

  • them me what to do ooh don't tell me what to do girl you best not be telling

  • me this is exact a new car this thing looks somewhat new maybe the battery

  • still works

  • the police notice Wow shitty ride drug dealer really thought

  • crime paid better open it what are you trying to hide under their hood when are

  • we gonna see max you got to pop the hood thing you silly Billy that's right I

  • call you silly Billy what are you gonna do by now huh I'm savage just like Chloe

  • okay you know it okay let's take

  • doesn't matter here we go the bowl said sure anything like that any better will

  • do where did she put it where did she put the battery huh where does the

  • battery Chloe where is the batter where did you put the battery Chloe my god

  • some things best not to ask I'm alright did we have the car keys

  • does she know how to like hotwire a car

  • this is put that in there

  • you almost kill yourself

  • oh yeah a screwdriver that's all you need baby just jam that in there

  • um this thing and it's more love than I can give right now in the meantime maybe

  • I can spruce it up a bit probably a good idea to cover over this with something

  • my Pinot while an escape hatch could be nice

  • I should probably cover over this massive hole I need anything else

  • I'm pedophile look I can find something else to fix inside the truck okay maybe

  • there's another light bulb I can put in here we're gonna make guys we're gonna

  • make it so nice this place is gonna be so nice oh my god this place is gonna be

  • the best okay let's see what else this trash heap has to offer we can use the

  • mannequin head as a light bulb and there's school buses to school but

  • you've already said that crazy okay all right okay light bulb we find

  • it take you might not work then again I hardly ever work see Chloe's a very

  • creative person she has a creative soul in mind she just like to contribute you

  • know she just needs the right outlet to do so okay you put her in front

  • graveyard people say our trash Chloe she see future she see art you should cover

  • that life-endangering floor hole quite nicely why don't you put it over

  • yourself then best scene good Chloe that's right I got more where that come

  • from no no no no no what was the last thing

  • we needed it was the floor it was we need like a rug or something

  • why not this thing here still love opening up the diner with mom before

  • school I guess those days are now officially

  • over yeah because your dad died boomba zingin

  • sorry here's a side of Arcadia Bay they don't put on the postcards oh there we

  • go yeah that's not nasty I'll cover that

  • torn seat and look awesome doing it yeah that's probably doesn't have some

  • disease on it let's go we did it every many okay okay very nice oh very nice

  • this is very nice come on let's fix it fixing Felix number

  • one the seat dunt dunt we're gonna even get to see her doing it because it's too

  • much effort to enemy but there you go we did it wow that looks awesome

  • looks like Jake Paul's new March that looks ahead passengers enjoy the smell

  • of sea salt and junkyard oh yeah let's get the groovy lighting their skin it

  • one of those Phillips hue lights oh it's gonna be Red Dog it's gonna be Red Dog

  • well aren't you gonna try it I guess not I've seen the light it's awesome

  • this game makes me want to be blind sometimes

  • that I do it or liking it's like a rested up shopping cart probably drives

  • like one too that's if it ever does Drive which seems

  • questionable still how sweet would that be

  • what is that phone dude it looks like a cigarette box yeah flip phone oh hey

  • Frank what's up really what about Oh like drugs I'm hanging out in the

  • junkyard north of town okay and Frank

  • after you hang up are you going to smash your phone like in the movies

  • No so can I smash it and I definitely don't want to smash you wish what I'm

  • saying here

  • you didn't even cross your legs hard-earned smoke break hard-earned

  • let's turn it on your truck look like an aquarium on wheels

  • yeah didn't think so tick okay just it kkkk baby me big day

  • I don't know why I'm so harsh

  • kind of cool that light

  • it's still burning yeah good job there buddy

  • Jebus damn forest fires a crazy man

  • is it regina spektor sounds like it

  • you of course can't hear it but you know that's that's the point

  • thank you copyright she's falling asleep

  • great she's gonna have a nightmare we're gonna play nightmare spectrum come on

  • here it is I'm calling it oh oh should I marry shit I slept all day

  • and you gotta get woken up by here her friend later when the scariest moment

  • happened

  • who's the chromate it's kisame crow man

  • it's her dead get it am i controlling this no I'm not definitely not

  • oh look it's her daddy dad

  • oh oh um let's look at the fire who cares about our danger if it burned like

  • this dick that's more bit day it happened how you doing there papa dad

  • what are we doing here he's the grieving marshmallow to the

  • crow good tuck good tuck my man let's do some marshmallows that's too big to do

  • marshmallows get out of here Chloe you can't possibly be serious right now no

  • I'm I will not have you stick that giant stick through the marshmallow how big

  • are those mutt you got at least how this game is truly breaking Gramps that made

  • no sense let's get RAL here let's get round come

  • on more roasting Emma right there like I

  • haven't rested enough

  • good luck buddy

  • nice to frame right there on the fire in the background amazing isn't it

  • I can't look away sure don't pretend you're not mesmerized to you kind of

  • have a Chronos is that why see you're so drawn to it you don't even realize the

  • danger danger fire blinds us just like darkness but darkness blinds with

  • absence with loss what is fire blind with beauty oh wow oh my god

  • his eyes are gonna turn why sometimes there's a greater beauty yet to come

  • incredible fire is jealous Chloe it wants all the beauty for itself that's

  • why you need to be careful look at that oh it's getting spooky oh he's gonna get

  • old demonic oh oh wow and then the friend will wake her up sorry what oh

  • look at that

  • hasn't anyone ever told you not to fall asleep with a lit cigarette you could

  • start a fire oh that's rich of you to say I'm alright because you started the

  • oh I oh I get it

  • so are you gonna invite me in or what uh let's be a little flirtatious here okay

  • not sure I don't know I'm not supposed to give rides to strangers what if I

  • promised you free candy hop in oh she running away for realsies

  • damn you've been busy it's nothing just some junk I found

  • lying around yeah we spent about two minutes

  • butoh a freaky red light is she gonna notice everything this is incredible I

  • can't believe you found us an escape vehicle already like for us to run away

  • oh I guess I wasn't thinking about it that way are you getting cold feet I

  • thought you were all bye-bye Arcadia Bay last night I still am I guess

  • you guess it's not so easy this truck doesn't even start and we don't have any

  • money we can figure all of that out I have no doubt besides there's no rush

  • true and no Blackwell holy shit that Wells meeting I'm so sorry I can't

  • believe he actually suspended you okay away I'd say it's like the most

  • believable yeah happen to anyone after forever

  • I'm just so pissed about the play how could they let Victoria chase jack your

  • role yeah Victoria Chase is like the biggest bitch an idiot full of sound and

  • fury signifying nothing yeah so whoa totally

  • so what least Wells has no idea what really went down with us last night

  • shit got pretty wild ooh what do you mean us huh last I checked you're the

  • one who went I'll puff the manic dragon on that tree last night what were you

  • thinking I was angry I didn't expect the whole stupid part to go whoosh but come

  • on doesn't accomplish sound way cooler than accessory after the fact is that

  • the official Arcadia Bay DA's opinion accomplice it is I'd be way happier

  • going to jail than having to live at home with dictator David he announced

  • his plan to move in this morning Oh Chloe that's

  • awful I'm so sorry it's not that bad we both could use therapy therapy you start

  • kick back and tell me what's bothering you I thought that's what she was doing

  • oh oh oh oh my god well doc let's start with that Davin there's this dildo with

  • a Muslim has been dating my mom and now he thinks he's moving in with us

  • how do I stop him hmm that's a hard one I'm not sure there's

  • really anything you can do because you're not an ad all talking to you for

  • just because you can't stop him doesn't mean you don't fight back the resistance

  • begins now aah all right you're going to need a new nickname to mark your enemy

  • what have you got step what's the most Christian step douche thank you

  • dude that's right stance you shooting himself where he doesn't belong also

  • he's a douche poetic may I also suggest stepladder why stepladder I get it

  • climbs on your mom every night oh and pretty soon they'll be stepping

  • down the aisle what the hell kind of therapist are you sorry it's called

  • shock therapy highly controversial oh look hey yo turn that was actually

  • somewhat therapeutic thank you it's always a pleasure delving into the mind

  • of Chloe price and now it's your turn tell me all about what it's like being

  • daughter of Arcadia Bay's most Fame scumbag it sucks to blunt sorry I do

  • that sometimes nah I'm just I don't know

  • oh yeah no Laney Laney Carl hell yeah that's what I'm talkin about

  • can we talk about something else of course fuck no it's a truck damn it it's

  • the truck a bit that might mean I have life skills something I've really tried

  • to avoid that's right changing battery is extremely difficult to becoming a car

  • thief that's pretty badass

  • do you think there's a point when you've been acting so much that you don't even

  • have your own personality anymore you just whatever you think other people

  • want you to be I think you have a personality I wasn't talking about me my

  • dad doesn't really exist you saw him in Wales his office

  • the whole thing is a performance and now I'm starting to feel like everything in

  • my life is bullshit but he's still my dad how can I make sure I don't end up

  • like him you just need someone around who likes you for who you are and isn't

  • afraid to call bullshit when needed well let me know if you find any candidates

  • for the job I was clearly talking about myself but things for the bazinga shit

  • it's playtime gotta go clean out my dressing room for Victoria it's not

  • exactly the role I thought I'd be playing tonight Oh

  • oh well hey I was thinking that after the show maybe we could go do something

  • just you and me there's something criminal criminally fun that's good it

  • sounds too spicy wait you forgot your bag it's for you

  • just a little survival kit for your new life on the lam drive safe Chloe oh my

  • god what's in the box bag I can't wait what do you think leave a comment right

  • now and I'm gonna guess I'm gonna guess a new outfit anyway it's a new outfit

  • it's it it's a kit on how to dye your hair blue hello jug Shack come on they

  • mess with the feel of you in this one it's kind of interesting oh yeah this

  • was her like we found this to check out Rachel Amber's mystery bag this was we

  • found this when we were looking for people how much spare time does this

  • woman have that looks terrible I'm sorry let's just check the damn Bank

  • a bag full of clothes told you ten points to me what did you guess huh yes

  • I need those and the hair dye come on where's the hair dye now they're

  • probably gonna end it on it they want to make it a big deal

  • oh look she's here now her character has changed I got an achievement

  • Chloe was here

  • all right let's smash up the place a bit

  • very nice as you all know you can literally just put a nail inside any eye

  • look there was the one there already how convenient everyone just keeps nails

  • in their concrete don't they how yeah okay okay all right okay

  • that looks really good there on the tire I would have gotten more for a wall

  • thing but you know enough messing around back then I just checked the damn bag

  • others more nothing like an abandoned Shack in the middle of a junkyard to

  • make a girl feel like exploring a new wardrobe

  • look at those edgy clothes

  • no I'm not filling him nup change do we actually get to pick the outfit or

  • what's happening you rush shocked skull bonus outfits let's try the bonus did I

  • pay for this hotdog man are you serious this is DLC

  • obviously hotdog man wins well done developers for sneaking that one in

  • there

  • all right he's at the junkyard let's go meet him

  • you see the drug guy isn't he who are you that's the woman we saw with

  • Rachel's dad oh my god weird yo Frank it's Chloe you don't know the secret

  • password man is the password drugs right get in here oh wow okay

  • okay dude it smells like piss in here shit looks nice you have a rough night

  • or something every night's a rough night I've got a notebook in the back

  • somewhere go get it for me would you

  • geez man oh he took off I was like what happened we'll talk

  • now I'm fetching things in the road again that's kind of cool dude I heard

  • the bad news suspension suck you mean good news I'm stoked word I'm - I

  • finally got busted yesterday for spending like weed and then making me go

  • to her book group on me that sounds awesome

  • you know what I would love to go can I go

  • that looks like vomit

  • well look at this cereal is I don't mind if I do

  • don't even fucking think about it damn damn damn damn man part of a

  • balanced breakfast

  • - I really want to see Frank's bedroom I want the damn note is what I want got it

  • she's so edgy my yeah

  • - I really want to see Frank's bedroom say it say it again same

  • what the heck is he done to that pillow oh yeah he has a dog hey there it's okay

  • oh it's a puppy still pompidou get up here

  • oh shit huh Hampi do your little killer

  • that's adorable

  • it doesn't become adorable those Butler's they make it impossible to find

  • these things

  • so suspended means you can go back to school

  • seems pretty chill dude dude that guy has a lot of beans for the man who

  • enjoys searing pain with his drive-thru order where the heck is the stupid Frank

  • and his BFF that's that's probably so this is 2010 huh that's probably why

  • everything was so cringy anything from the past is cringing except that see

  • shirt that you just out of think it is shit I'm in the red time to find out

  • what Frank wants to discuss

  • betting slip $1,200

  • out of my league

  • can we talk to him or yeah this it have a seat

  • pompidou huh that's one badass name for a dog

  • it's French chap skew okay but he's not a poodle Frank no he's not but I'm gonna

  • treat him like one okay so who was that woman what woman the one I saw coming

  • out of your RV oh yeah I meant to introduce you her name is mind your own

  • fucking business

  • bitch I want an answer Rachel would want to know more I bet I

  • can convince Frank it's harmless to tell me I've only done this twice and I don't

  • really understand how furious what's the big deal

  • idiot I make money by being discreet

  • so you're supposed to Oh no shit Frank you think I don't know

  • about hiding things from other people just with it pick out their words come

  • on Tracy I got to protect my clients happy customers are the foundation of a

  • good business

  • if your customers like you because you're laid-back that's why I like you

  • so you should keep building up that easy going by you know sure I guess so why

  • you still wind up with this chick come on Frank this is her Katie obey gossip

  • is all we have to keep us from hanging ourselves out of boredom yeah see it's

  • working

  • I don't know Frank talk

  • and I'll get my mom to make you something special like it worked

  • how about that firehouse chili of hers

  • you got it that sounds good the woman you saw her name's Sarah

  • you showed up a few weeks ago causing all kinds of trouble for all sorts of

  • people like who it's a little out of your league okay but what kind of

  • trouble exactly forget about it Chloe you shouldn't open my mouth

  • thanks for telling me she is causing all kinds of trouble oh right

  • you hear the mill burned down shit really crazy

  • my friend Damon runs the place he lost a lot of money last night

  • oh he finds out it was us we're gonna be in trouble man money from what well he's

  • always had a few things going on I helped him out with something don't

  • drown me in the details Frank lately he's been doing some stuff I don't like

  • but I don't seem to have much leverage with what the heck nested sausage again

  • anyway you and I not the dog to discuss is this

  • about the buck 75 what that money that I owe you

  • oh yeah yeah no I don't give a shit about that wait do you have it huh

  • don't you have richer clients to bother I should fucking ohmsett well good

  • because I need everything I've got you're a pain in the ass I've got bigger

  • problems right now open my notebook last page should be some entries for a kid

  • named drew you know him drew north yeah he's holy shit it's a

  • lot of money gerunds oxy for Damon apparently

  • football players eat it like candy that's smart I guess that cards mass

  • hazing go Bigfoot's problem is I wanted ruo's a grant and he's not answer mine

  • coasts you know what's going on with them

  • ah he's an unreliable douchebag no this is the first time he's done this kids

  • actually smart anyway here's the job I'm taking you to Blackwell go to the Drewes

  • room find the money and I'll meet you to pick it up can you handle that

  • yeah what do I get from this exchange okay worse but what's in it for me yes

  • Daenerys fill me again so if I do this then we're good that and I'll do even

  • better I'll give you a 10% cut of the money

  • damn damn dog yeah sure that could be the money that we escaped

  • with of cars what's the matter chief chief um Aunt Lucy got tough I'm not

  • supposed to be in black well I got suspended this morning

  • congratulations still easier for you to go on campus than for me

  • if you can't even do this price $100 closer to leaving Arcadia Bay with a bit

  • of cash and the truck fixed Rachel and I could really do it

  • we could leave for good you're right a hundred bucks that's all you need to run

  • away good deal

  • so we're going back to school to play D&D son hell yeah

  • I was awesome can we do that again please is that fire still going on god

  • damn

  • how long does forest fires go on man

  • didn't think I'd be back this soon well here goes nothing

  • back at school yet again they've got some tents up for dressing rooms what

  • are you up to I'm here to actually running an errand for later oh really so

  • bad come better hurry up and get into the dorms

  • oh we've been here there was one of my favorite puzzles here when the game

  • actually had puzzles in it let's talk to her hey Steph whoa hey Cal Nastia

  • surprised to see me on parole I told you Wells was out to get you that text was a

  • rare courtesy by the way I don't normally get involved in other people's

  • dumb decisions thanks for trying but skipping yesterday was totally worth it

  • skipping with Rachel amber does have an appeal well yeah so what are you doing

  • here I'm just picking up something from

  • somebody it's for a friend now no one else at this furious what are you doing

  • what's all this stuff I'm prepping for The Tempest show tonight I'm the stage

  • manager oh right I think I knew that honestly the show is really good it's

  • worth seeing I'm sure it is I am worried about Victoria coming in now and trying

  • to hog every scene but the cast overall is fantastic you get to see a totally

  • different side of everyone especially the guys oh geez well then I'm the queen

  • I'm intrigued go on like Hayden so annoying but when he puts on that crown

  • he's actually very princely and Nathan Caliban

  • there's so much stuff there right Deb yeah well good luck with all of that

  • maybe I'll see you later hey I wanted to ask you something

  • shoot I've been planning to make a move on Rachel but not if you two were

  • together make a move so sorry no no no no no no no no no for me no divorce in

  • Rachel's business but if you feel comfortable telling me you think flirt

  • together it looks to me like you've got a thing for her and maybe she has a

  • thing for you and I wouldn't want to get in the way I'm I don't know it's it's a

  • lot confusing confusing I can imagine you ever want to talk to me Chloe you

  • know you can right I'll see you later Steph have fun storming the castle

  • notice whenever one ever says hey you could always talk to me you never talk

  • to those people you always go to someone else

  • hey look it's shaggy from scab ado let's go inside the dorm wait she sleeps here

  • figures looks like they've become a master lock picker or swipe someone's

  • keys okay well let's just ask her I'll see you at the Tempest great no I'm

  • expelled you dumb back if only we had the time-travel thing instead of this

  • lame telling Pingo if only those kids like that I sighs what Samuel working on

  • uh the sprinklers

  • I know when we need to do we need to fix the sprinkler right Daniels working on

  • the sprinklers is some damage here might get his attention Evan is right there is

  • that hipster taking a picture of a sprinkler my god what are you doing here

  • aren't you some thinking over your endless list of questionable decisions -

  • oh why do you care about my questionable decisions it offends me when

  • intelligence is wasted oh wow must be a Rick and Morty fan damn straight

  • Wow Evan looks really ridiculous Chloe uh-huh I've learned something about

  • myself recently something that I think you might understand I've learned that

  • if I'm passionate about something it's probably the right thing to care about

  • for example I've been trying to get the students and administration interested

  • in forest fire prevention that is kind of an odd topic to focus on yeah it's

  • not like a giant fire is going on people are so eager to pass on responsibility

  • to anyone else so that they can live comfortable unworried and ultimately

  • meaningless lives you see what happened

  • who looks like you were right go Evan you're a hero of the people oh

  • my god I'm like I do about different things I'm sure but you only give a shit

  • about what you give a shit about I like that anyway you're not supposed to be

  • here you should leave what what cover station was that you

  • only care about what you care about now what other people who care about other

  • things but I like that about you that you don't care about what what are you

  • saying we're gonna break his camera aren't we

  • huh that's some intellectual shit Samuel yes Samuel nice work sir nice nice work

  • Sam you all such a nice white door what though it feels like it's missing

  • something cousin in attack you right I can't tag it with Samuel standing right

  • there come on slap that ass come on slap that Hayes

  • how do I get Samuel out of there look hey Samuel keeping busy always Chloe

  • price I didn't think you'd be returning to these hallowed halls so so my god

  • it's so creepy no did I I have the feeling it wasn't the books

  • are bricks of Blackwell that led you back uh-huh uh what you're here for

  • someone a special someone yes what do you think of Rachel amber Rachel amber

  • is a dragon made of diamonds ah that's deep do you just make this shit up on

  • the flyer do you like write it down beforehand it looks like he writes sonic

  • fan fiction all the time because you like the way it feels or is it merely a

  • desperate defense against experiencing true intimacy with others is this this

  • is neighbor for real well I wouldn't know what are you talking about I'm

  • looking for Drew North most look at drew North and see only the athlete but he is

  • more than that he is Jesus a great heart he has with much love there's no he's

  • staring for fear uh-huh I've always thought he was kind of Oh in that job

  • look at that job and to know is just one thing okay I gotta go

  • okay I've got to go yeah yeah it's been real yeah no really to yourself coffee

  • price oh my god thank god that's over the versus bleach right there I was so

  • tempted okay alright okay okay alright we need to get in somehow huh it's a

  • puzzle in me it's a puzzle this is the puzzle area

  • everyone it's a branch I found a tree branch I'm standing in concrete oh hey

  • did it let's graffiti it

  • they're just too high-risk okay we did it I would have gone with a classic

  • penis but you know to each his own max would have jumped on that

  • photographer position yes stupid max I don't care about you max Evan will see

  • me for sure and he sounds like he's in the mood got him hey shit I wanted you

  • to go the other way like as far as possible the other I see we got it sorry

  • she's such an asshole and for a fresh start time for a fresh start

  • the bird we go it's the word come up get rid of that bird one small flight for

  • this bird one giant leap backward for Chloe price oh my god it's painful

  • sometimes I'm not gonna lie

  • Oh leak backward got it so this is not it okay okay yeah yeah I get it I see it

  • now hey did I get on flippant spurt don't flip with the bird further nothing

  • all right now we skid this direction and it will fly away fly fly little bird get

  • it now I thought I had to use therap big stick oh this is beautiful

  • you got a hipster gasm right there okay okay let's break sorry

  • janitor awesome now I just have to wait for Samuel to turn on this that works

  • that's crazy I can't believe it just broke by itself

  • we did it guys we're little straight-up savage savage man so cool man all right

  • let's take the keys sorry Samuel bazinga as I like to say time to find Drew's

  • room like how were you jogging over there let's unlock him like the present

  • unlock the door and then return the keys from straightaway please what are you

  • doing oh wow oh oh hey skip how is it going not that it isn't great

  • to see you and all but what are you doing here yeah what are you doing here

  • you just get suspended relax I'm just visiting a friend I can't I really can't

  • just let you go in I'm going inside dude you're just gonna have to let this slide

  • come on we can do this I can in fact I think I have to ask you to state your

  • official business or else fake Kate Blackwell property I

  • hate to do this to skip but I've got to get inside

  • maybe if I make him really uncomfortable he'll feel guilty and let me pass such

  • an asshole what's my official business

  • women's business skip as in my uterus I need to use the restroom glad you asked

  • women bit come on this you not respect women no it's my job to ask Chloe

  • your job is creepy then which makes you kind of a creeper it's not like that do

  • you know what wells would do to me if I didn't you know Patrol

  • you know Wells doesn't really respect he's doing well

  • you're just a rent-a-cop who needs a haircut

  • I thought we were friends where is this coming he's so mean yeah I thought we

  • were friends too I thought we were friends too but when the man comes down

  • on you you come down on me is that it I smile come up I am really sorry Chloe

  • come on last one

  • you just looked at my tits just look the other way skip we didn't do it in

  • criminal no we did it need to use the bathroom I don't know what to do

  • seriously my uterus is on fire dude she's doing that jenna Marbles moist my

  • uterus is on fire I don't want to know where you go you go skip and play go

  • utero I don't know what to say I'm so sorry yeah that's right you better beaut

  • imagine if your européenne er was on fire thank God I'm on it I won't tell

  • Wells do what you have to do okay I won't tell anyone

  • legend maybe got a message for how's it going it's going great thank you let's

  • go I'm guessing they were talking about Frank's car which is not good it's gonna

  • be pretty crazy if he I don't use those keys don't we need the keys to enter the

  • room though all right which which one um Babbitt eben thou

  • shalt not pass I don't think that's him

  • break a leg tonight that is really gross I wonder what maximum thing Nathan

  • Prescott yep definitely Drew's room whose room am I looking for exactly

  • sorry

  • Eliot Hamptons room wonder what he's up to right now I don't really have time

  • was it this one I think so look at all that football what a nerd oh is that

  • that D&D guy good jury's not here okay if I were Drew where would I hide my

  • money oh man looks like juice dad is having a hard

  • time he looks so happy oh yeah they were brothers okay yeah and

  • I remember Mikey's figures playing that game

  • yesterday was actually fun it was oh

  • hello hello hello a ladder holy shit drew a college scholarship no

  • wonder you're so into football how come mad people get paid to play

  • football in America guys drew was this good at sports I bet he can't wait to

  • get out of our Frank wasn't lying so many folks are shit out of luck around

  • here too bad I lost my release form I was really looking forward to running

  • all those that the dinner choices are steak or steak

  • that's hilarious for the love of God why I can't really look and there's the

  • trunk last place it was me in there oh

  • oh and we got a snoop around for the hose four digit code probably on a

  • computer realize Drew was this good Frank wasn't so many folks are shit out

  • of luck around here no it has some prospect plenty of

  • possible combinations here I could his birth date

  • drew is April 3rd and Michael North his brother is not Jewish the young one

  • plenty of possible combinations here

  • no that wouldn't fly a whole lot of numbers on here would drew really use

  • something like this for a lot combo no I don't think so probably maybe behind

  • this she looks so happy hmm holy shit drew a college scholarship

  • hmm I wonder exactly how important 5:16 is to drill

  • Durga bad guy huh awesome looks like Mikey's been staying here with Drew well

  • it must be their plenteous possible combinations here

  • but I don't know it's a four-digit code okay apparently I am in America you put

  • the months first how about that doesn't make any sense but now there you go kind

  • of did a little drew beat you up - oh

  • let's get the money doing jackpot

  • someone's gonna walk in now you know it

  • okay got the money time - oh wow hey LM on Chloe what are you doing here

  • cool story bro haha good meme buddy I was looking for your brother but he's

  • not here so why ro we got to go yesterday wasn't

  • enough you want to go another round

  • doesn't matter Mikey get your stuff let's move what

  • oh that's the guy she a drug guy who the hell is that

  • no one stay in here and don't say anything little brother whatever you do

  • don't open the door what in the world is happening you know what's going on Damon

  • you shouldn't have come here school is not the place for this

  • really Damon please don't come here fucking money I told you I don't have it

  • cells are down man nobody wants to get high right now but look it's preseason

  • we just started two a days those are gonna kill it I'll be able to sell all

  • the oxy you got drew you owe me a grand where is it I said I don't have it right

  • now I heard about your dad's job by the way tough times yeah bet a grand would

  • mean a lot to him right now where's my money true oh shit I don't

  • know what you expect me to do I can't just make money appear out of thin air

  • you don't have to hit me man I'm good where is it please just give me one

  • you're just going to lie there I thought football players were supposed to be

  • tough doesn't sound real at all it sounds like it's like inside of

  • canisters I'm Linc

  • he did say stay with my keys and that's what I'm gonna do your brother said to

  • stay inside

  • it'll be okay Mikey hmm it'll be okay damn you were one tough kid fuck you

  • yeah what about this hmm ah good luck running on that knee now

  • well I'm done getting my money or maybe it'll be your little brother

  • I talked to next season damn that got real

  • I got dis old man Oh drew it's okay I'm okay

  • little brother Thank You Chloe oh she's leave thanking us oh that's a

  • tough one uh here it sounds like you could use this you took this from my

  • locker fraud no - I I didn't know I I'm sorry man

  • my dad he he needs this money way more the net asshole does thanks drew good

  • dag you've been talking to the hospital shut

  • up Harry Potter don't tell anyone about this okay

  • yeah no no way what um what are you going to do about

  • Damon I don't know one day at a time I hear you

  • seems like you're down on your luck there now boy a grand that's no good man

  • why are you dealing drugs huh don't be dealing drugs man listen to father Felix

  • you don't deal drugs unless you need a grand then you do it you're welcome

  • infinite vis wisdom wisdom shut up from me feel her feel her father feel her

  • that is my name very nice amen

  • it bothers me how that fire is still going on is no one doing anything this

  • is gonna be where the play takes place I look forward to see it

  • this is backstitch

  • this day has been yeah all my stuff and that's before having to watch Victoria

  • what's your Rachel's role at least I can be here for Rachel if I can Rachel she's

  • still going to partake you got this you got I can't do this

  • believe in yourself after the drugs she drinks drugs with tea legend what are

  • you two doing here - OH

  • or did you forget you let this loser drop out sabotage you

  • but really I should be thanking you now I have everything I wanted and you've

  • got a new friend so I guess we're both doing great now please leave so I can

  • get ready for my performance even though I wish I was the one performing tonight

  • Victoria I really am happy for you I hope we bought right Chloe no no no oh

  • we can actually get Victoria let's try a high road but not me I know how much she

  • wants to perform all I need to do is convince Victoria that it's in her best

  • interest why not just sort of fun I know it's kind of a dick move

  • have you really thought this through Victoria performing tonight could be the

  • equivalent of social suicide what are you talking about you think I'm going to

  • take advice from a loser like you

  • don't you know your Shakespeare tis better to have loved and lost than never

  • to have gone on stage and made a complete ass of yourself and ever that

  • actually worked I wasn't sure about that one people it's cool high school is war

  • theater is that part of war where you get impaled by a spear and you shit your

  • guts out and then all your friends just one more come on come on I want to do

  • this are venerated by what am I saying I don't have to justify myself to you

  • justify

  • do whatever yes but trust me if you go on stage tonight

  • we did it you'll be the only one out there not getting a joke

  • Chloe you're being a little harsh don't you think

  • no she's right yes I am what was I thinking

  • oh look at this thing I can't yeah like this I can't play this part I don't know

  • the lines I don't understand the stupid play I don't even like theater you don't

  • know the lines hello I was cast as understudy to you what were the chances

  • I was actually going to be here so I quit the show can go to hell for all I

  • care I'm not going down with it

  • yes did your self price I guess I did I better get ready that was quick ha ha ha

  • my dear young artists a misfortune most unkind has befallen us Juliet is way

  • late that infernal Inferno is the culprit closing down the roads and

  • robbing us of our Ariel would that she could but manifest on her masters whim

  • as a true spirit alas devoid of an understudy the situation is a dire one

  • indeed I'm afraid we may have to cancel

  • truly we are a curse at lot even my prodigiously magic nation cannot

  • conceive of a worse turn of fate that's it I will not abide this lack of

  • professionalism any longer I quit Victoria Oh

  • I am protesting the entire Blackwell arts program it's what our towns were

  • appreciated but not squandered by subpar faculty good luck with your train wreck

  • to shave fates to shame mr. Keaton perhaps I could fill in for Victoria my

  • dear your visages as a vessel sent by the heavens to offer passage to my

  • stranded soul but I'm afraid without Ariel all they're still lost

  • oh my mr. Keaton no no he could step in for Juliet no fucking chance at least

  • until the roads cleared the cynic she's the right fit for Juliet's costume she

  • isn't old Myka tell me my Jesus is a mess you ever acted before hell no she's

  • being modest we play improv games all the time and she's fantastic at it my

  • dear what if I told you that the entire fate of the production rests upon your

  • slender shoulders I'd say you're super fucked Chloe please I mean come on Chloe

  • for rock n for rock when please do it for her you want her say it ha ha ha ha

  • I can't believe Rachel's talked me into this

  • aren't I supposed to be expelled

  • how are they texting about this right now

  • why don't they just talk to each other oh my death is mocking me from afar

  • Moshi no okay I mean I guess we're done right

  • I can't leave until I've looked at the script at least once oh my god

  • I hope it's not long I can't remember lions it's so difficult suck at it

  • seriously have to memorize all of this

  • it's not too bad do I actually have to memorize it and

  • are they gonna ask me later all of this thanks Rachel

  • all hail a great master okay okay okay

  • border King soon have a cabin okay okay now so okay okay okay okay I got it I

  • got it I got all of it that's right all of it no probs easy this will be easy

  • this will be easy guys this would be a kick in the pake most strange bountiful

  • fortune pack mine enemies brought to the shore here cease more questions

  • thou art inclined to sleep tis a good dullness and give it way I know thou

  • canst not choose come away servants come shit I'm on haha yeah I'm ready now

  • get up there approach my Ariel come damn it no problem I've got this I just

  • walked to Rachel and save my mom oh this is so crazy

  • I even have a mark all nail great mistress I I come to

  • answer the best pleasure most generous spirit hostile performed to point the

  • tempest sorry about that Creative Cloud Adobe I boarded the Kings

  • ship the kingship cabin I flamed amazement the fire I was good and cracks

  • supper is roaring the mothers painful seemed to passage and make his bald

  • waves

  • my brave Bierut who was so firm so constant that this coil would not infect

  • his wrath not a soul the Kingston bird in hand was the first

  • man that leaped from his ship and I have no idea what this story is about cried

  • hell is here and all the Devils are here because I don't think that was right

  • here close enough but are they

  • Ariel safe alright I guess this is what I'm supposed to walk somewhere

  • definitely supposed to do something with this oh okay okay yeah we're closed

  • okkkk not a hair perished and as thou badest me I have spun about the aisle in

  • troops Ariel yes their charge exactly is performed but there's more work more

  • lines is there more toil let me remember thee

  • what thou hast promised how now what is Val canst demand

  • Liberty my Liberty indeed nay this most of all I will not grant that that's not

  • her line is it what's going on I never said how dearly I hold thee my habits

  • been to keep my soul well draped she's confessing through the plain royal

  • spirit companion and friend is acting in my service not replete with excitement

  • amusement and delight of course mistress most truly it is so mr. Keith the way

  • off script it's magical I pray you wish you to be free

  • excitements a mere counterfeit of bliss these storms and these adventures I

  • prefer to know thou still cared for my plainest self I have thee in my grasp I

  • will not Bend I will not see the flying forth alone

  • the envy would be more than I could bear

  • so come with me is that not in thy pow'r spirit take my hands most faithful

  • friend for but a little longer I beseech

  • continue in thy service to my schemes and when they are complete I swear to

  • thee we shall fly beyond this Isle the corners of the world are mere prologue

  • I'll seek to make thy happiness so great that in the name of liberties forgot

  • what says thou to my most hopeful wish

  • yes I am most pleased your duty done for now so go forth hence with haste I've

  • worked to do that was weird Thanks I like that now well done an

  • admirable effort and the ending absolutely transformative I am humbled

  • we made him happy no problem what the hell just happened

  • good thing they had two costumes real shake it off come on we'll visit Caliban

  • my slave tis a villain sir I do not love to look on he does make our fire fetch

  • in our wood what ho what ho Caliban

  • come on as we could do as my mother brushed thou poisonous slave got by the

  • devil himself filth as thou art I have lodged the in my known cell till thou

  • didst seek to violate the honour of my child oh he's crying fetch us in fuel

  • and be quick so lave hence

  • fuck you no Prescott

  • well should this music be in the air or the earth oh thank god

  • this play is super intense what is it a spirit

  • it carries a brave form but tis a spirit no wench it eats and sleeps and half

  • such senses as we have I will resist such entertainment put thy sword up

  • traitor do you love me o heaven o earth bear witness to this sound I beyond all

  • limit of what else in the world do love prize honoring his tears run down his

  • beard like winters drops from eaves of reeds go release them Ariel my charms

  • I'll break their senses I'll restore and they shall be themselves now my charms

  • are all overthrown and what strength I have mine own prey release me from my

  • bands with the help of your good hands

  • I was cool that was nice nice little segment they snuck in there wasn't ready

  • for it Prescott you were amazing man you really

  • killed it man honestly the way he said after you there on stage that was dope

  • that was cool have you guys ever been in a play on a IR only remember one time

  • when I was really really really uh I

  • played Robin Hood I played the hunter that was in Robin

  • Hood what is it called the drawers where is it called Snow White

  • you're so dead yeah

  • hella dead it has a charm to it I do really enjoy these

  • oh it's hard what about that lady this is uh this is a long one man was

  • shitting himself and that dude owes me

  • it's just I have the green screen set up with two lights and it gets really hot

  • in here you know that's it so I'm saying not complaining this is fun

  • I mean look at that shot that's a great shot my dear but what if I told you that

  • the entire fate of our production rests upon your surrender shoulders I've never

  • had an experience like that on stage right you know you like seriously I love

  • nights after a show is it always like this

  • Oh totally it's such a high no more nerves just the adrenaline so

  • first-timer are you proud of yourself

  • Marlene I think I'm just happy it's over the last 12 hours have been freaking

  • intense freaking super duper thank you for keeping it christian much shit today

  • right now it's pretty good it's makeup town okay the whole show was good maybe

  • a minute yeah makeup tanner it was magical scissor tan

  • but dissolute time I just realized they're underage I meant have a great

  • time time hold their hand

  • well this is extremely awkward without the music what let's leave for real for

  • real huh you said you wanted to skip town and never look back like I said

  • last night let's do it no I seems like you're having a good time here though

  • but that was don't say it was just a crazy thought you mean it I can tell you

  • want this yeah but like eventually let's go now oh my gosh she's crazy didn't we

  • already agree on stage we can't just why not what about money I

  • thought you were a high rolling criminal now I collected the money Frank wanted

  • but then I gave it back to Drew instead it sounded like he needs it more no shit

  • man I'm not looking forward to what Frank has to say when he finds out maybe

  • a grand I could believe they could run away with but a hundred bucks I've got

  • more than enough to start us out I always get birthday money for my dad

  • or should I say hush money any more questions

  • I know our parents have been shitty but we can't just leave them that doesn't

  • sound like Chloe price wouldn't it hurt your mom she doesn't deserve that

  • right I don't deserve to live in the middle of my parents mistakes right of

  • course you don't okay fine you know I'm fine you

  • convinced Rama Queen where are we going you tell me what uniquely twisted

  • location does Chloe price plus Rachel amber equal hmm of course that west

  • coasts are okay open room I'm feeling like an indefinitely long road trip that

  • sounds like the greatest idea anyone's ever thought of you and me driving down

  • the coast filling up our truck with hilarious souvenirs and every night

  • we'll find a different Beach to walk along and watch the Sun go down and one

  • day you'll be at a gas station fixing the brakes and some guy with no shirt on

  • don't you just feel like everything's possible okay calm down

  • oh they're gonna kiss okay or no Rachel stop oh you don't mean this it's it's

  • just making me feel like shit but this life you're describing isn't going to

  • happen for fuck's sake I've never been more

  • serious in my life

  • Chloe what would it take to convince you oh I'll pick up tattoo come on how about

  • come on come on come on come on come on

  • come on

  • is that convincing enough yeah that is so cute

  • it even started snowing ashes

  • just imagine that hipster music in the background in the magical moment holy

  • shit I really missed the music now I don't know what to do about it

  • it's a shame mm-hmm what is this stuff

  • I think it's a sign I think we should leave tonight really if you want to I'm

  • ready let's go Oh what what's the happiness and then we'll get the hell

  • out of Arcadia Bay

  • and that sounds perfect cute how we run integrally honest loyal

  • damn those doors man hey what up you thought you would join him huh laughing

  • um okay alright okay okay okay right they

  • actually modeled the whole house there must be an important piece then

  • right I can go through all that effort

  • how are you pick a better time to leave you know for moms oh you're home knock

  • wearing rose Rachel's home and she brought her new

  • friend girlfriend thank you very much our surprise star returns you're just in

  • time dinner's almost ready Chloe was it it

  • was it was but that was before I was suspended now it's that girl who used to

  • go here what was her name again all one word ha ha sorry I didn't mean

  • to bring up any sore subjects what the hell yeah why is she so very sore Rachel

  • my honey you were resplendent tonight thanks Chloe

  • so they went anywhere join us for dinner tonight uh-huh she must I must of course

  • I made chicken ala King I'm sure you both acted up quite the appetite yeah no

  • thanks I'm more of a burger a la king kind of gal she's funny this one I'm

  • aware Chloe I know exactly meet each other at our best this morning but with

  • you and Rachel becoming such fast friends I insist you join us for dinner

  • no I we may be fast friends but I am fast of course

  • Chloe would you join us for dinner please of course great I just need to

  • wash off then I'll be right down don't belong in the meantime perhaps you

  • can help me with the table Chloe sure thing mrs. amber

  • okay I'm gonna go pack after dinner we can make our break you cool down here

  • totally huh your parents love me they're good at

  • coming off that way but don't let your guard down and Chloe we just need to

  • make it through dinner try not to say anything that you know that I would

  • normally say exactly how did the dad not name with the Amber's okay so did I say

  • possibly go wrong huh Rachel really wasn't over achiever before she met me

  • go out on it that in the bud I mean we know something's gonna happen

  • something serious going on should we improve the crossword instead of helping

  • out with the table I'm so bad at crossword

  • Salva dit oh my god why would you do that that is so annoying

  • alright let's just help with the stupid dishes bothers me how much of a rebel

  • ships I step in lots of shiny dishes though

  • okay guys I wonder if this would be the most expensive thing I've ever eaten

  • half of besides my computer of course so clean

  • I bet Rose would kill it with my mom at the diner hi rose

  • your husband's cheating on you passed hey there mrs. Amber Chloe I'm so glad

  • you're joining us tonight

  • so you putting me to work or what yes if you could please take four plates from

  • the cupboard and set them on the table ooh what if I can't excuse me you said

  • if I could never mind you're a riot Chloe all right Chloe

  • you've set the table without ruining someone's marriage or piece of cake it's

  • off to the table with you you forgot that cutlery but you know

  • whatever it's not like you need that to eat this is gameplay okay this is what I

  • want from games I want to put plates on the table and I've said it many times

  • we're we're close with cuphead but table placement is what I want to do with my

  • life

  • oh I understand why they romantic sizing this idea of running away all the time

  • like this whole grass is always greener kind of shit

  • it's like grow up dude yes Chloe you're clearly happy here you just need to stop

  • being an asshole plates check anything else

  • actually could you be a dear and ask mr. amber what he'd like to drink with

  • dinner I will be a dear talking the James as long as I can avoid using the

  • words cheating and scumbag I should be fine hiya mr. Amber Chloe what can I do

  • for you what's your vice mr. amber I'm sorry your wife wants to know what kind

  • of drink you're having ah let's say sherry okay 1 2 3 maybe you can help me

  • understand something Oh give it a shot

  • rose and I we're worried about Rachel yesterday was so unlike her what do you

  • suppose is going in besides all my bad behavior rubbing off on her you mean hmm

  • another joke no I mean no it seemed like he went wells were happy to believe that

  • this morning rachel is her own person she's responsible for her actions I'd be

  • lying if I said I didn't have concerns about your friendship but perhaps you're

  • exactly who Rachel needs right now is she navigates the choppy waters of

  • adolescence no I don't know about that one

  • good talk buddy Thanks goddamn no she were just sitting wait is that what they

  • want that looks of comfy

  • sorry I pressed it right us I didn't think something we see shit oh my god

  • yes Chloe dinner ready the boss man would like a sherry thank

  • you the glasses are in the china cabinet you can place one at his setting how am

  • I supposed to get to China kidding it's the fancy looking cabinet right you

  • got it I can't do this anymore

  • stop just stop - up actually I haven't seen the pencil looking cabinet so I

  • actually don't know what she's talking about

  • I should stay down here until rachel is ready thank you I actually went up by

  • accident but where is the china cabinet

  • oh there it is

  • strange interior design damn the embers our fanciest shit it's the triangle

  • shape one basic shapes now you're speaking my language

  • too bad you threw away the geometry BEC maybe then you would have known as

  • Cherie this is this is game play guys this is what I want this is what I want

  • very nice

  • ok ok ok

  • now why yes Chloe oh my god anything else else feel like I'm getting good at

  • this only one last step as our guest you may

  • do the honor of lighting the candles the lighter is in this cool I've got my own

  • Oh light a candle oh you are gonna Preparedness thanks I think

  • yeah light some candles and bless this joint up a bit my god nothing can stop

  • Chloe now nothing the amber family and fire what could possibly go wrong here

  • we go it's dinner time

  • this one is long man if you set through all of this with me a plus man no

  • comment are you in Rachel in any of the same

  • classes slippery nipple not since this morning oh gosh I'm so sorry no that's

  • cool we're not what about that fire yeah

  • dinner's really good mom thank you Rachel the way the fire

  • spreads so fast I've never heard of anything like it yeah it's scary

  • after those floods upstate I was overjoyed we had less rain this year who

  • knew a spring drought could be even more dangerous you never know where a deadly

  • spark will come from it's certainly troubling the latest report from the

  • Commissioner's Office suggests arson arson why would anyone do that any

  • number of reasons with everything going on in the world today even a town like

  • Arcadia Bay is an immune to the ills of society I cannot imagine how difficult

  • these last few years have been for you Chloe now that you and Rachel have

  • become friends I want you to know that our home is always open to you always

  • thanks well said dear it's imperative in such troubled times as these that we

  • remember what is most important to us family families not merely a gift it is

  • a responsibility as such those we love must be cared for and never ever taken

  • for granted

  • oh yeah that's super true I feel like it's not my place to confront you've

  • heard that you know it's not up to me to do that you can always run away from

  • whatever is bothering you as long as you just keep calm an interesting philosophy

  • Chloe yes indeed not one that I would endorse however I favor confronting my

  • problems head-on but to each their own I suppose oh fucking blow me Oh Rachel oh

  • crap I'm sorry Rachel can you come help me find another

  • stoical Chloe I can't sit here and listen to this bullshit any Rachel stop

  • it dad you're a hypocrite okay I know you lying cheating piece of shit

  • motherfucker excuse me we saw you yesterday at the Overlook James kissing

  • that woman James Rachel honey whatever you saw or think you saw I know it's

  • hard but I need you to trust me think we saw are you trying to Gaslight us

  • there's no thinking involved we saw you locking lips with some other woman this

  • part is she and I used the same drug dealer that's enough you are not welcome

  • here or around my daughter any longer I know exactly what kind of person you are

  • from the moment I saw you and I let my wife's compassion get the better of Oh

  • what kind of person is delinquent a broken girl from a broken home that's

  • enough James I will not have you continue to speak

  • oh this is gonna be bad not the salad

  • stop lying stop being a politician for one fucking minute can't you just be my

  • dad Rachel that woman you saw that wasn't my daughter it was a daughter oh

  • my god Oh God was your mother Oh what oh my god that's crazy I'm freaking out Oh

  • what what a cool story bro hey made it fine come on stop crying

  • ah hey it's me what are you doing looking at a plan to see mm-hmm

  • why don't you look at me naked instead huh here's my number

  • you call me baby very nice oh oh oh what is that play based off I never heard of

  • it

  • yeah yeah that's right that's what you get

  • why why is that text still there this real ex she really looks like a man

  • do they actually run away No

  • we know that rachel is going to die but we don't know how it's probably gonna

  • happen in the next episode oh that's cute I am actually like this one that

  • was a good ending

  • he still kissed the mom though right it still doesn't really explain

  • life is strange before the storm Episode two let's look at our choices let's see

  • what we picked it's always interesting to find out I like this one I think it

  • could be a little tighter you know it was very long it's two hundred and

  • thirty minutes and I think it's three hours if you played probably slower than

  • I do it's just like it doesn't feel I feel like there's a lot of dialogue I

  • think there's a lot of stuff that can be cut and they don't have to put it in I

  • don't know if they need to make it longer to justify the price of the game

  • but personally I wouldn't have any issue with it being shorter because it does

  • feel pretty dragged at some points but overall it's really good and you feel

  • satisfied by the end of it so it's it's interesting it's a shame about the music

  • because it's kind of kind of what makes it so good but I hope you guys enjoyed

  • it anyway and if you sat through all of this with me that's awesome oh yeah

  • that's a that's a cool thing I appreciate that I really do and I hope

  • you enjoyed hanging out with me for two hours and 20 minutes or however long

  • it's been do I not get to see that okay there we

  • go you took the blame for Rachel 80% people did okay you emptied your pockets

  • 62% in you gave Damon the money a lot of people didn't gave Damon the money huh

  • that that one seemed kind of obvious to me because maybe maybe it changed you

  • know because you had the option to go out but I'm glad we got the one where we

  • gave the money to Damon because I think that was the right choice and you asked

  • Rachel for a kiss twelve percent was like uh I just wanted I just want to

  • tattoo okay or it may be a friendship bracelet but other than that that was it

  • thank you guys again so much I hope you enjoyed I forgot that there's this okay

  • sorry

  • oh my god what's gonna happen what's gonna happen episode 3 hell are empty

  • let's watch I'll play it of course and that's it

  • squad fam

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這場比賽一點也不尷尬--《生活很奇怪》--第二季第二集 (this game is not akward at all - Life is Strange - Season 2 Episode 2)

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