Name: 如果你沒有玩過這個遊戲，你就沒有過完整的生活。 (If you havnt played THIS GAME YOU HAVNT LIVED A FULL LIFE)
Uploaded: 2021-01-14T11:06:28.000Z
Duration: 14 min 57 s

I haven't played a game since I was born.

You haven't played a game until you've played, Dead or Alive 3 Extreme Fortune

是的，他們曾找我當他們的聲優

現在，我只有日版是因為有一些他媽的原因

Yes, they did ask me to be a voice actor in this game

Now I have the Japanese verison for some god damn reason (the second option says Owners Paradise pewds!)

I paid way too much-don't ask how much I paid for this...

It doesn't have English subtitiles, we're gonna have to play this...

in Japanese!  {we gonna try to translate what's being said fam}

It's confusing as fucking hell, but like it's such a bizzare game to play

"Do you happen to know..." that it just makes it even better.

"About those glorious days?" Now I'm sure there is some sort of story to this game-

現在，我敢保證一定有一些故事前端

HO! {Pewds skipped the rest of the story, u might look up a playthrough if you want to know it}

Wait, she's 147 centimeters. She's a goddamn midget or a 12 year old.

她要不是侏儒不然就是只有12歲

What the fuck? {she's  Swedish and watches horror movies for a hobby lol}

She fingering? She's fingering, what the-

WHAT IS THIS GAME? I haven't even started yet

{our homegirl here likes to watch pro-wrestling and martial arts movies and is Japanese}

150 with those...She weighs 45 kilos, I think we know where most of the weight is, oh my god

I can't! This is too muc-is too much man!

How do I pick? there's so many good options*laughs*

If you ever feel like you wanna not live anymore, I really recommend just firing up this game and

See-see if it chang- you've change your mind afterwards

"I never-" BAHH "-thought I'd win a free trip from that raffle."

I have no idea what's happening but I love it!

I thought this was a volleyball game...I see two volleyballs but I don't see a court-

(可愛的日本女孩) 哇~是海耶!!我來了!!

(可愛的日本女孩) 我都沒想過我會從購物中心得到旅票呢~

"Um, if you'd like, why don't we play together?"

我完全不知道發生什麼事情，但我喜歡

我以為這只是一個打排球的遊戲

我看到兩顆排球但是我沒看到任何球場

(性感的日本女孩) 嗯~如果沒什麼問題的話，你願意跟我一起玩嗎?

(性感日本女孩) 我知道了...那我希望我們下次可以一起玩

Can someone translate this? (laughing) What the...

Was that a loading screen or was that the...

(日本的可愛女孩) 我想...我也可以這樣嗎?

Day 1. Day 1 evening. Okay, so now we can...

So we can go to do different things, so we're on...

{Actually you're basically babysitting this guy's love paradise}

I'm not gonna... I'm not gonna live anymore.

I don't understand. I don't understand how this is a game.

Hey, uh... it's a pres- it's a present, everyone!

{she yawns and says she's going to sleep for the today}

"I had a good dream last night! Good morning "

Day 2, everybod- wait, how do you play voleyball?! I swear to God...

"Ahh... This feels absolutely wonderful."

{photo ops fam, that's what that was, it's a mechanic of the game}

{pretty much. why do you think there are so many boobs and everyone wears bikinis to sleep}

But it's still the greatest goddamn game!

How about we try one of these options? Okay...

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如果你沒有玩過這個遊戲，你就沒有過完整的生活。 (If you havnt played THIS GAME YOU HAVNT LIVED A FULL LIFE)

ridiculous

deserve

kinda

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