I haven't played a game since I was born.

.....從我出生之後

You haven't played a game until you've played, Dead or Alive 3 Extreme Fortune

你從沒....

AINSLEY

....玩過這遊戲

What is your favorite game?

...你玩了

Deadu araibu ekusuturimu de forutune

.... 生死格鬥

You're god damn right....

沙灘排球3後

*coughs*

Ainsley!!!

Deado o araibu ekusutorimu suri~!!

你最喜歡的遊戲是什麼?

*laughs*

你他媽說得太好了

Dead or ali~!!

對，我知道你在想什麼

exue~!

是的，他們曾找我當他們的聲優

Yes I know what you're thinking

現在，我只有日版是因為有一些他媽的原因

Yes, they did ask me to be a voice actor in this game

我花太多錢了

Now I have the Japanese verison for some god damn reason (the second option says Owners Paradise pewds!)

不要問我到底花了什麼

I paid way too much-don't ask how much I paid for this...

它不具有英文字幕。

It doesn't have English subtitiles, we're gonna have to play this...

我們要開始玩這個

in Japanese! {we gonna try to translate what's being said fam}

...日語。

It's confusing as fucking hell, but like it's such a bizzare game to play

這是因為他媽的無敵混亂。

"Do you happen to know..." that it just makes it even better.

只是為了讓它更好

"About those glorious days?" Now I'm sure there is some sort of story to this game-

現在，我敢保證一定有一些故事前端

HO! {Pewds skipped the rest of the story, u might look up a playthrough if you want to know it}

等等，她147公分!

Wait, she's 147 centimeters. She's a goddamn midget or a 12 year old.

她要不是侏儒不然就是只有12歲

What the fuck? {she's Swedish and watches horror movies for a hobby lol}

WTF

She fingering? She's fingering, what the-

她fingerin“？

WHAT IS THIS GAME? I haven't even started yet

她的指法。什麼..

HO!

我到現在都還沒開始玩這遊戲

Oh my god!

我的

{our homegirl here likes to watch pro-wrestling and martial arts movies and is Japanese}

天啊

150 with those...She weighs 45 kilos, I think we know where most of the weight is, oh my god

150公分擁有這個!

I can't! This is too muc-is too much man!

體重才45

Oh my god

我想我們都知道哪裡比較重

How do I pick? there's so many good options*laughs*

我的天啊我沒辦法

If you ever feel like you wanna not live anymore, I really recommend just firing up this game and

這太----這真的太誇張!

See-see if it chang- you've change your mind afterwards

我的天，我是要怎麼選

Here we go!

這裡有這麼多好的選擇

"It's the ocean! I'm really here!"

如果你覺得你再也不想活了

"I never-" BAHH "-thought I'd win a free trip from that raffle."

我非常建議你趕快玩這遊戲

BLAHHH!

然後，可能會

I have no idea what's happening but I love it!

玩過後你會改變你的想法

I thought this was a volleyball game...I see two volleyballs but I don't see a court-

(可愛的日本女孩) 哇~是海耶!!我來了!!

Oh my god.

(可愛的日本女孩) 我都沒想過我會從購物中心得到旅票呢~

"Um, if you'd like, why don't we play together?"

我完全不知道發生什麼事情，但我喜歡

Am I supposed to answer that? *laughs*

我以為這只是一個打排球的遊戲

WELL, I hope I don't offend her, uhhh

我看到兩顆排球但是我沒看到任何球場

Let's go with this one (no)

我的天啊!

"Maybe, next time...please"

(性感的日本女孩) 嗯~如果沒什麼問題的話，你願意跟我一起玩嗎?

I think I heard condom

我應該要回答這問題嗎?!

I think we're about to p..play the game?

恩! 我想不要冒犯她好了

Let's play the pool!

痾...那就跟這個玩吧

How am I supposed to...

(性感日本女孩) 我知道了...那我希望我們下次可以一起玩

Can someone translate this? (laughing) What the...

我想我聽到保險套

Oh!

我想我們應該要...

"I wonder if I can do ths...?

玩這遊戲?

WHAT??

我們去泳池玩吧

Is happening???

我應該要幹嘛....

Was that a loading screen or was that the...

誰來幫我翻譯一下啊

{that was an activity for daytime fam}

(日本的可愛女孩) 我想...我也可以這樣嗎?

Day 1. Day 1 evening. Okay, so now we can...

啥?!

So we can go to do different things, so we're on...

到底是怎樣?!

Okay, I get it! We're on holiday!

那是下載畫面嗎?!

{Actually you're basically babysitting this guy's love paradise}

還是那是....

Let's go to Niki Beach.

第一天

"I wonder if I can do this..."

第一個傍晚

What is she... WHAT IS SHE DOING?!

好所以現在我們可以

I mean... KAWAII NE~!

我們可以去其他地方

Ooohhh.... Ho!

那我們去

This is ridiculous.

好，我懂了 我們在度假阿

Ainsley, this is ridiculous.

出發去NIKI海攤

Stop, just... please.

她在...

Please? PLEASE?

她幹嘛啊?!

"One day has already passed."

我意思是 很可愛耶~

I'm gonna, I'm gonna... I'm gonna die.

WOWOWO

I'm not gonna... I'm not gonna live anymore.

這太扯了!

I don't understand. I don't understand how this is a game.

Ainsley

I am just looking at anime babes!

這太扯

YOU LIKIN' THIS, YEAH?

好了

Leave a like for anime!

就

Hey, uh... it's a pres- it's a present, everyone!

拜託

And now I will choose to decapitate her.

好了!

{she yawns and says she's going to sleep for the today}

夠了喔!!

"I had a good dream last night! Good morning "

我

OHAYOU GOZIMAS!!!

我想我

Day 2, everybody! Clap it up! Day 2!

我要死了

Day 2, everybod- wait, how do you play voleyball?! I swear to God...

我不會

That's a Volleyball!

我不會在活著了

Okay, let's do it.

我不懂

Let's do it, let's just do it.

我不懂這遊戲

"Ahh... This feels absolutely wonderful."

我只是在看日本動漫

She's not even lip-talking... whatever.

你們喜歡這個，對吧?

What is happening?

對日本動漫

What is happening...

留下Like

What IS this?

嘿额额~φ(゜▽゜*)♪

{photo ops fam, that's what that was, it's a mechanic of the game}

是個禮

What was that?!

是禮物阿各位

What was tha... it's a game!

那現在我要選

With no gameplay!

第二天了各位!!

{pretty much. why do you think there are so many boobs and everyone wears bikinis to sleep}

拍手!!

But it's still the greatest goddamn game!

第二天

How about we try one of these options? Okay...

第二天各位

She kinda lits up a little bit, doesn't she?

等等 要怎麼玩排球

So you can play 2 players, I think.

是排球!!!

Okay, so let's try...

好，開始吧

Maybe now, ok...

開始吧，開始

X and Circle... ok.

她嘴巴根本就沒再動阿

Fruity? It says fruity.

隨便啦

I approve of the fruit!

是怎樣??

This has been PewDiePie, everyone.

到底是怎樣????

And I give my seal of approval!

這到底是什麼???

Of the fru... fruity.

那到底是什麼??

OH! MY! GOD!

到底是

What are they doing? Why they gotta... are they gonna... are they gonna...

這遊戲

(laughs)

沒有玩家

"Ye~p, This seems to be difficult..."

但是它

I started too early! Where was she goin'?!

真天殺的是好遊戲

Oh my God.

我們試試看這些選項

This is... this is a game.

好的

Okay, it IS a game, afterall.

她看起來有點醉了，對吧?

Okay, so... let's try that again, then.

所以你可以選兩個玩家對吧

I love the atmosphere of the game.

好，我們來試試

Like it, it's got a good vibe.

或許現在

It makes you feel good, it makes you feel warm.

好的

Just like the sweet release of death.

叉和圈

(crying)

好的

Help me.

圓潤的

Help me...

它寫圓潤的

Help.

稱讚它豐潤

EEUUURGH!

這太

Okay, here we go!

這太 Pewdiepie 了各位

Go! Go! Run! Run! RUUUUN! COME ON! NO! GET IT!

那我保證

FUCK YEAH!

同意它是豐潤的

"Don't mind if I do!"

我

Fuck... *failed weaboo language*

的

"I'm doing fine~!"

天

*more failed weaboo*

他們在幹嘛?

*rapping* "Can you hear me?"

啥

Yes, I can hear you! (in response to song)

他們要

"One day has already passed."

他們要

WOOOW! What a rush!

我太早開始了

WHAT A RUSH!!!

她要去哪阿?

"Pardon my disturbing..."

我的天啊

*engrish imitation*

這太...

It's all about the love!

這遊戲

Friendship........... and anime titty!

好總之這只是個遊戲

(singing to the music)

好的，所以

Those bananas look delicious, amirite?

我們在試一次

Wow, those...

我好愛這遊戲的空氣

"What a wonderful holiday, I had fun!"

就像有個好的氛圍

Palm trees are so cool.

會讓你感覺很好

I'm not looking at anything, Marzia...

會讓你有更多的就像

Well everyone, that has been... DEAD OR ALIVU!

高潮而死

I think we should play more, uh... I think we should play more.

救我

I want to play more. I want this game injected in my blood stream.

救救我

If I ever... this is a public, legally binding statement.

救

If I ever get in a coma, I want this game to be playing 24/7.

好，開始

And then I wanna stay on life support, and I never want you to wake me up.

衝!

Put this game in VR-

衝啊!

Is this game out on VR?

快跑!!

I think this game is out on VR! Oh my fucking God.

跑啊!!

The game is out in VR.

跑啊!!

It's been great, I'm just gonna fuck off for a...

衝阿阿!!

This is all I've been doing as PewDiePie.

快!!

I'm officially quitting.

不!!

Uh, it's been..

拿到了!!

It's been quite a journey with... we've been through quite a lot of things together.

幹 YA!

And a lot of things just happen...

幹

I just realized that all I really care about from now on...

是的，我聽到了!

Is to play...

WOOO!!太猛了!!

Oooh! WHOAHO!

太猛了!!

*otaku orgasm*

一切都是因為愛

AH IT'S TOO MUCH!

友情

TURN IT OFF!

跟日本動漫的姊妹情節

I almost died.

那些香蕉看起來真好吃

I'm happy to be alive, everyone. I'm happy to be alive.

對吧?

Alright, let's do one more vacation 'cause I...

WOW，那些...

Oh my God!

椰子樹也太酷

How old is she?

我沒有在找跟 Marzia有關的東西

Like I... It feels... Ok, nevermind. {They're both 18}

恩，各位已經

Come on, we got to win this.

(生死格鬥)

Come on girl, faster!

我想我們應該多玩一點啊

What are you doing?

我想我們應該多玩

Eh, eh, eh, eh, eh, eh, eh, eh, eh, eh, eh, eh!

我想多玩

God Damnit! BAKA NE!!

我想要讓我的血液注入這遊戲

"Did you see that?"

如果我不

Fuck you, fuck you, bitch.

這痾

You-dead-to-me. Dead. *spits*

合法的綁架聲明

You disgust me.

痾如果我沒昏迷的話

Alright, What else can we do?

我想要在24/7玩這遊戲

I fucking love the music.

然後我想永遠待在這裡

Let's go and have-

然後誰也別想叫我起來

Let's go to the sports center.

把VR放到這遊戲上

Oh my god

這遊戲有VR?

We can buy a new- Hello.

我想這遊戲有VR

Hello!

我他媽的天啊

-Hello!

這遊戲有VR

The customizations!

太好了

Aww, I don't have enough!

我想..只想他媽的痾

*suddenly british* For fuck's sake, man!

我一直在做我自己

Alright, well I'm gonna play the game until we have it- no...

我要正式的

No! No! No!

離開

You can buy...

痾這

A watermelone!

去渡個假

I just brought a watermelo~ne!

我們要一起做很多事

AND a PIZZA!

然..然後會發生很多事

Yes, I wrapped the pizza! (laughs)

我只是意識到

Did I just fu...

現在我所有關心的事情就是

Did I just make a pizza into a wrapping gift?

玩這個

That's amazing! Let's try... The Pool.

(我不想說他在幹嘛)

WHAAAAT?!

(抖動)

Okay, so we gotta hit the commands.

(好他爽完了)

*lazily singing to the music*

阿阿太多了

Oh shit, this looks tricky...

關掉!

Okay, here we go.

我差點就死了

Oh my God this- NO! GET UP!

我很高興我還活著，各位

Oh, she's wet now! Oh no!

我很高興我還活著

What? I only get one chance?! {do not miss your chance to blow}

好，我們在試一次這個假期

"Heheh, I am the best!"

我的天啊

Shut the fook up...

她幾歲阿

This game just makes me happy.

就像..我覺得...

I dunno what to s...

好，不重要

Shut the fuck up, alright?

快點，我們要贏這個

You're spoken when spoke- you speak when spoken to.

快阿

"I'm back!"

女孩

Hey, by the way I have a gift for you.

再快!!

It's a... it's a pizza! (no pewds, she likes cream puffs)

你在幹嘛?!

It's a- *giggles*

天啊

I got you a-- WOULD YOU LIKE A PIZZA?!

該 死

I brought you a gift!

白癡阿阿

Oh, it's... what the fuck?

去你媽的

What the fuck is THIS?

去你媽的，婊子

I can play Blackj... oh, this game just gets better and better!

你害死我了

Are we in bikinis?

死了

{probably}

你讓我噁心

Okay, my bet.

好

Oh, nice. Classy.

我們還能幹嘛

Alright, we got 15.

我他媽愛這音樂

Uh... I'll stay.

走吧然後

Uh-oh.

我們去購物中心好了

Heeey! We won!

我的天啊

It's kinda hard to play this game when you don't fucking know what the fuck you're doing.

我們可以買一件新的

Let's just go all in.

哈囉

Alright, we're 5...

訂做阿

Uh, we're 5... uh, hit me.

哦原來不夠阿

12, hit me.

他媽的

17, stay.

好我們要玩到我們有錢為止

Come on.

不

"Oh, thank goodness!"

不

YUUGATA~!

你可以買...

Alright, I'm on a roll. I'm gonna fucking keep going!

一顆西瓜

OOOOHHH! OOOH I'M GONNA BUY A BIKINI!!!

我只買

Come on, come on.

一顆西瓜

Uh, Blackujacku.

和

Oh My God.

一塊披薩

Oh my God! Alright, we stop.

對! 我包裝了披薩

Now we fuckin' stop.

我要死了

No jokes.

我剛剛是買

Stop.

我剛剛是把一個披薩包裝成禮物嗎?

We can buy the bikini now!

太瘋狂了

We can buy the bikini.

我們試試泳池

EeeRRGHHH we can buUYYYYY the bikini!

好所以我們點這個選單

(gasp) WE CAN GIFT HER THE PIZZA!

噢死定了 這看起來好難