Drying my hands.

擦手啊。

Those are the decorative towels, you can't use them.

這是裝飾用的擦手巾，不能用。

Why?

為什麼？

Because they're decorative.

因為它們是裝飾用的。

Then why are they out?

那幹嘛掛起來？

Because they're decorative!

因為它是拿來裝飾用的！

That's literally the stupidest thing I've ever heard.

這是我聽過最蠢的事情。

That is disgusting; can you please go do it in the bathroom?

那很噁心耶，你可以去浴室剪指甲嗎？

Why? I don't wanna miss the dessert round.

為什麼？我不想錯過甜點環節。

No, you do this all the time, and I am constantly finding⏤Pete...

不要！你老是在客廳剪指甲，我覺得很……Pete。

I don't know where that went.

我不知道它掉哪了。

♫ How wonderful life is ♫

♫ 生命是如此美好♫

- ♫ Now you're in my world ♫ - ♫ Now you're in the world ♫

- ♫ 你出現在我的世界 ♫ - ♫ 你出現在世界 ♫

- "My world"! It's "my world". - No, no, it is... no, it is "the world".

- 是「我的世界」，「我的世界」。 -不不不，是「世界」。

Close all the way.

把蓋子蓋好。

Close all the way.

把浴簾拉好。

Close all the way.

把抽屜關好。

Isn't that nice?

這樣多棒！

Don't give him that. His stomach can't handle it, he'll get sick.

不要讓牠吃那個，牠的胃受不了，牠會生病。

Oh, he's a cat, he's fine.

拜託，牠可是貓咪，放心沒事的。

- Told you. - Shut up.

-就跟你說吧。-閉嘴。

Did you take a Lactaid?

你吃冰淇淋前有先吃乳糖酶片了嗎？

No.

沒耶。

I'll be fine.

放心，沒事的。

- Told ya. -Shut up.

-就跟你說吧。-閉嘴。

You know where I saw this earlier?

你知道我早前在哪裡見過它嗎？

The bathtub.

浴缸。

Oh, yeah, I needed to scrub it.

對啊，我拿來刷浴缸了。

Yeah, but I just found it in the sink.

對啊，但我剛剛又在洗手盆見到它。

I needed to do dishes after.

我後來拿來刷碗。

What?

怎樣？

It touched soap!

我在清潔的過程中有使用肥皂！

If it touched soap that means it's clean.

既然它沾到了肥皂，就代表它是乾淨的。

You can't just make up your own rules to suit you as we play the game.

你不能就自己的方便而擅自更改遊戲規則。

Well, stop taking the fun out of it then.

你這樣遊戲就不好玩了。

I'm not taking the fun out of it; what takes the fun out of it is when you cheat.

我才不是讓遊戲不好玩的人。是你作弊才讓遊戲變不好玩。

Ahh!

啊！（驚叫聲）

What's up? What's up?

怎麼了？怎麼了？

You left the toilet seat up.

你上完廁所沒把馬桶蓋放下來！

Oh, it's not that big of a deal, just put it down.

拜託，又不是什麼大問題，你放下來就好了。

Don't pull my underwear!

不要扯我的內褲！

Stop pulling my under... Ahh!

住手！啊！

Go away! Get off!

走開！給我下來！

We're not made of money, you know?

我們不是有錢人，知道嗎？

'Cause lights are money.

要用電是要付錢的。

Remember that time you threw up?

還記得你上次吐了嗎？