♪ It's B-U-U-R-P ♪

[burps loudly]

[laughs]

Hey! Hey, bananas! Whatcha doin'?

-Oh, you know. Hangin' around. Chillin' with my bud...

and wasabi with goatees!

-Wasabi with goatees in the hizzy!

-What the wha?! Goatees?

I want one! I want one!

-Yo! Oranges can't grow goatees.

-Ah, seeds.

-Yeah, good thing we've got this goatee gun.

Who wants a goatee?

-I do! I do! Hit me!

-Here's some fuzz for the fruit! [cannon fires]

-[grunts with impact]

[drum roll]

Goatee party!!!

-Yeah! -Wazzup!

-(both) Yeah! Goatees!

-Yeah! -Yeah!

-Par-tay!

-Yaaaaa-- -Yaaaaa--

-Hey!!! What is going on here?

It's 3 in the morning! I'm trying to sleep!

Why are you all screaming

and why are you wearing a goatee?

-Goatee party. -That's not a real thing.

-Sure it is. Show him, Wasabi.

-One prickly Pear coming up! [cannon fires]

[whap!] -Ah!

[drum roll]

GOATEE PARTY!!!

-Yeah! -Yayayaya!

-Whoo-hoo! -Party!

-(both) Party! -[blathering]

-[laughing] -[laughs devilishly]

[siren wails] -Freeze, freeze.

Everyone freeze. -No one move.

-We've got a report of a rogue duo of wasabi

that stole the coveted goatee gun from the Hall of Hair.

-[gasps] -That's right.

And by the look of your fuzzy fruit faces,

y'all are accomplices.

-You're going away for a long time, all of ya.

-Oh, yeah? -Yeah.

- Oh, yeah? - Yeah.

-(both) Oh, yeah? -(both) Yeah.

-You'll never take us alive, apples.

[cackles, cannon and guns firing]

[screaming]

[whap!] -Wah!

[whap! whap!] -Yay!!!

[whap!] -Aah! I got a goatee on my butt!

Get it off! Get it off!

[rapid firing continues]

[whap!] -Aah!

[whap!] -Aaah!

-I... feel... strange.

-Yeah... like... like...

-A goatee party!!!

-Yeah! -Party!

-[yells indistinctly] -[screams]

[both yelling]

-[screams] -Party!

-Eeeeeee-- -Party! Party! Party!

-[trilling tongue] -Whoo-hoo!

-Yaaa -aaaaaay!

-Goatee party!!!

-Party! -[babbling]

-Aah... -[bleats]

-Agagaga..

[cops scream]

[other react]

-Whoa. Talk about a "hairy" situation.

-Yeah. It's all fun and games until someone gets cut in half.

-Well... now what?

-Mullet party?

-Yeah! -Yeah!

[all cheering]

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