(liquid bubbling)

(upbeat music)

♪ I was baking cookies on Halloween day ♪

♪ When a trick-or-treating monster came my way ♪

♪ There was a google in his eye when he let out with a cry ♪

- Feed me cookie, please!

♪ He did the Nosh, he did the Cookie Monster Nosh ♪

♪ The Cookie Nosh, sprinkle and chocolate ganache ♪

♪ Me did the Nosh, cookies decorated with panache ♪

♪ Me did the Nosh, he did the Cookie Monster Nosh ♪

♪ Om, nom ♪ ♪ On everyone's cookies ♪

♪ He did feast ♪

♪ Om, nom ♪ ♪ This Cookie Monster ♪

♪ Wasn't sharing, not in the least ♪

♪ Nom nom ♪ ♪ Taking cookies ♪

♪ By the boxful, he even ate my cookie a la mode ♪

♪ Me did the Nosh, he did the Cookie Monster Nosh ♪

♪ The Cookie Nosh, even tried a cookie made of squash ♪

♪ Me did the Nosh, a pumpkin cookie with a mustache ♪

♪ Me did the Nosh ♪ (Dracula laughing)

♪ He did the Cookie Monster Nosh ♪

♪ Cookie Monster saw his friends weren't having fun ♪

♪ He realized that others may want some ♪

♪ So he shared with Elmo and the fuzzy blue one ♪

♪ Nom nom go nom nom go nom nom nom ♪

♪ Cookie Monster was sharing, it was a familiar sound ♪

♪ They had cookies and milk, some weren't even round ♪

♪ More trick or treaters began to arrive ♪

♪ Including Zoey and the number five ♪

♪ We did the Nosh, we did the Cookie Monster Nosh ♪

♪ The Cookie Nosh, snicker doodles, shortbread, my gosh ♪

♪ We did the Nosh, cookies disappeared in a flash ♪

♪ We did the Nosh, we did the Cookie Monster Nosh ♪

♪ Now everyone's full, sharing's spread round the land ♪

♪ This Halloween, hold out your hand ♪

♪ Find a friend and give a treat or two, saying ♪

- This cookie just for you.

♪ Then you can Nosh, then you can Cookie Monster Nosh ♪

♪ Then you can Nosh, ha ha, the Cookie Monster Nosh ♪

♪ Then you can Nosh, then you can Cookie Monster Nosh ♪

♪ Then you can Nosh ♪ (Dracula chuckling)

♪ Na, na, na, na, Nosh ♪

- Oh, ah, cookies. - Oh, look at him go!

- Halloween cookie, delicious. - He loves his cookies!

(wolves howling) (gate creaking)

- Hey, you, yeah you, this is your final warning.

That's right, it's another Sesame Street parody

with a cute, wholesome message about sharing, oh, please.

Lemme share something with you, click away and scram!

- Wah! - Oh, what's that?

You actually wanna watch this?

Oh, come on, seriously?

Well, what are you sittin' around listenin' to me for then?

Skip ahead already, jeesh.

(trash can lid slams)

- Me ate all the food in Snack Side Down.

Huh, me want more food!

Me so hungry!

- [People] (speaking gibberish) Trick or treat!

- Treats, oh boy,

here me come!

See ya, Barb!

- Wait, can I come?

Don't forget me! (grunting)

- Come on guys, the next house has the big candy.

(Bert worm whimpers) - Don't worry,

old buddy Dirt, I'll share with you too.

- [Bert Worm] Yay, yay, yay, yay!

- (whimpering) I, your cute, adorable child of the 80s,

Lucas, have a bad feeling about tonight.

Why don't we all go home and play a nice, safe board game?

Go Fish, anyone?

- It's Halloween, Lucas, and nothing bad'll happen to us.

(suspenseful music)

- Whoa, this strange place.

Now, where are those kids with all the delicious treats?

Mm, num num, mm, num num, whoa, mm, num num num.

(Cookie Monster smacks lips) - Hey.

- Hi. - Who are you?

- Oh, me?

Me the Cookie Gore (clears throat).

Hold on a second.

Me tricker treater dressed as adorable flower (laughing).

- Oh, now I get it. - Yeah.

Oh, ooh, what that?

That delicious treat?

- This?

Oh, it's the only non-rotten pumpkin in the whole patch.

- Ooh, that look pretty tasty to me. (moaning)

- Hey, I was gonna share that.

Or carve it with Murray, gotta keep him outta that lab.

Now I have to go back to the patch.

(octopus exclaims) (octopus laughing)

What's that?

- (laughing) Trick or treat!

I can't wait to share my candy. (laughing)

- Whew, that's not strange, that's just

an octopus tricker treating. - Yeah.

- Well, (sighs) I'm off to the pumpkin patch.

Hep, hep. (yelling)

- Watch out for the tunnels, Mr. Hoppy!

- [People] Trick or treat!

- Treat!

Oh boy, oh boy, oh boy!

(long-haired girl yelling) (kids yelling)

- [Long-Haired Girl] You boys should have gone home.

- Don't worry, Dirt, I'll protect you.

Wait, have you gotten bigger? - Yeah!

(long-haired girl yelling)

- Wow, (laughs) you should totally see your faces!

- Oh, hey there, skate-y girl. - Hey.

- Me hear there are treats around here.

- Nope, just tricks. (chuckling)

- Trick or treat! - Oh, treat.

Oh boy, oh boy, oh boy.

- Oh, you kids look so cute in your costumes.

- Aw. - Okay, line up

and I'll pass out some candy.

- I know Will loves the gummy worms.

Do you got any of those?

(Will coughing) (liquid splashing)

- There you go. - Oh, nice decorations.

Me like what you've done with the place.

- Thank you. (Cookie Monster gasps)

- Treats!

Oh, nom, nom, nom. - Wait.

Now, wait, that's not very kind.

Bob, Bob, the big kid ate all the candy!

- Hey, I think that's the-- - Cookie Gorgon!

(all yelling)

- Okay, okay, I know, I know you kids are all upset

because the big kid ate all the candy,

but look, I made some cookies.

- Cookies!

Ah-- (mysterious music)

Hey, why can't me move?

- 11!

- Friends share.

(mysterious music) (Cookie Monster gasps)

- (sighs) Share, what that?

- You know, when you're a good friend to others.

- Yeah, and don't just take things.

- You can each have some or take turns.

- Mm, so everyone gets candy and cookies, not just you.

- Oh, yeah, none of that ringing bell.

- Maybe this will.

(dreamy music)

- Oh, yeah, that a nice drawing, Will.

Wait a minute, that's sharing?

- Mm-hmm, it sure is.

In fact, I'd like to share this cookie with you.

- Oh boy, with me!

Oh, cookie!

Ah-- - Let me out!

Let me out. (Dirt speaks gibberish)

Ooh! (laughing)

Hey, Dirt. (Dirt vocalizing)

- Oh, you want a cookie, too?

- Yeah, yeah, yeah! - Okay,

me share cookie with you.

- Mm. - Oh, oh gee, isn't that kind?

- You gonna grow up to be

a big, strong Cookie Gorgon one day.

Om, nom, nom, nom. - Mouth breathers.

- Nom, nom, nom. - Ooh, ah.

- Oh, boy.

- Everything's kind of back to normal.

(Dirt vocalizing) (doorbell rings)

- Who could that be?

- [Eight] Trick or treat.

- Eight, everyone this is my sister.

(all gasp)

- [Several] You've had a sister?

- Oh, yeah, I see the family resemblance.

(light music)

- Barb, Barb!

Me got something to share with you.

- Nancy, she remembered me?

I get to go home?

- Uh, no, a waffle!

Yeah, they all the rage up there.

And me want to share this waffle with you.

- Oh.

- There you go.

- Thanks.

Can I go home now?

- Uh, eat your waffle, Barb.

Om, nom, nom.

(Barb sighs)

(door rattling) Nommy, nommy, nommy.

Nommy, nommy, nommy.

(eerie music)

Nommy, nommy. (crows cawing)

Nommy, nommy.

(Cookie Monster snoring)

- (snorts) Hmm, oh, boy oh boy, me must have dozed off.

Okay! (sighs)

Time for cookies!

Mm.

- [Crumbies] Nommy, nommy, nommy, nommy.

Nommy, nommy, nommy, nom, mm.

- Mm, nom, nom, nom.

- Wait, those me cookies.

Dough roll, macaroon!

Walking Gingerbread eating me cookies.

- She bit him! - Hey!

(fighters yelling) (blows thudding)

(Cookie Monster and girl sigh)

- Boy, what kind of monster would eat someone's cookies?

- They are Crumbies, come from a bad batch of gingerbread.

The Crumbies are eating all our cookies.

- Oh, what a nightmare.

Oh, what we going to do?

- It's okay, Sheriff.

If we don't open any boxes of cookies, they'll go away.

- Yeah, but me want to eat cookies right now.

(woman sighs) - You just have to wait

till later, Sheriff Graham.

- If the Crumbies hear you open a box,

they will come and eat our cookies!

- Yeah, but, but how can me control me-self

and stop eating cookies?

- Try singing something, that's what I do.

Takes my mind off cookies.

- Okay, me sing me favorite song.

♪ C is for cookie that good enough for ♪

Okay, you know what, that song make me think of cookies.

Oh, cookie! (yelling)

Nom nom nom nom nom nom.

- [Crumbies] Nommy, nommy, nommy, nommy.

- Nom, nom, nom.

Nommy!

- Jeesh! (all gasping)

- There's too many of 'em, grab the cookies and run.

- Yeah, cookies, right, yeah, cookies, okay.

- [Crumbies] Nommy, nommy, nommy, nommy.

- [Sheriff] Me go this way.

- [Crumbies] Nommy, nommy.

- [Sheriff] Yeah, oh.

Boy. - The Crumbies'll never

find us in this here cabin.

- Oh, well, that a relief, now me can eat cookies.

- [Man And Woman] No!

- Do not open that cookie box.

If the Crumbies hear you, they're sure to find us.

- Yeah, but how me control me-self when me know

there are delicious cookies just waiting inside box?

- (sighs) Just pretend that box is something else,

something you wouldn't eat, like a house.

- Oh, okay, yeah, me pretend box of cookies is house.

Yeah, yeah, yeah, okay, box is house, box is house.

Box is

gingerbread house

made from yummy gingerbread cookies.

(Sheriff laughing) - Sheriff, wait, no.

- Nommy, nommy. - No, huh!

- [Crumbies] Nommy, nommy, nommy, nommy.

- [Sheriff] Oh no.

- [Crumbies] Nommy, nommy.

- [Sheriff] Oh, no.

- We've gotta get out of here, grab those cookies.

(woman sighs) - (groans) Oh boy, oh!

- [Crumbies] Nommy, nommy, nommy, nommy.

Nommy, nommy, nommy, nommy.