字幕列表 影片播放 列印英文字幕 - Tampons and pads, - I don't know man. - Do you think they're absorbing like a whole pint? - I really don't think about it too much. - I think that you've just revealed that you've never found the clitoris. (upbeat music) Hey how's it going, I'm Ify. - What's up, I'm Jeff. - Hi I'm Josh. - And I'm Ian. - And today we're taking a women's sex ed quiz. - [Producer] How do you guys feel about sex? - You know I feel confident about it, you know, very generous. - [Producer] So how do you guys feel about sex? - I feel good about it generally. - Sex ed is definitely needed for sure. - Yeah, I think it's extremely important because I mean, you gotta know what you're doing before you're knowing what you're doing, you know? - Yeah. - So I went to Catholic school and that was a little different, even seeing the nudie mag was a sin, and then public high school, they went straight for put the rubber on the banana, so I got both sides of it growing up. - I feel like women's sexual education is important, just like with men you need to know every part of the body, if you're planning on taking part in this. - Also, yeah, I think I'm knowledgeable. I had a lot of women in my life growing up. I have a daughter so I feel like, I got it, I don't know why I keep doing this but-- - Hitting every layer. - There's always a curve ball but I'm pretty confident in my ability. - All right, let's get it popping. - Let's do this. - [Josh] The word vagina technically refers to: the entirety of the female anatomy, the exterior parts of the female anatomy, the canal that connects the uterus to the labia minora, the tube that urine flows out of. - Well-- - It's not the tube-- - It's definitely not, no. - The urine flows out of. - And I think that's C, off rip. C. - Yeah. Yeah. - Yeah, the canal that connects the uterus to the labia minora. - Definitely. - Definitely. - We'll go with C. - We said the canal that connects the uterus to the labia minora. - [Producer] That was correct. - All right. Off to a good start. - Good start. - Boom. - Good work. - There it is. Good work. - How should the vagina be cleaned? Use soap and water inside your vagina, you should use douches regularly, the vagina is self-cleaning and does not require you to clean it, you should rinse it once a day. Wait, the vagina is self-cleaning. It does not require you to clean it, which is why women are cleaner than men. - The human body's pretty self-reliant. - I've always heard that it's a self-cleaning spot. Vagina is a self-cleaning (laughs) I don't wanna say apparatus, that's not. (laughs) Organ, self-cleaning organ. - That's right. - Boom. - That's why you're a dad and I'm not because I had no clue about that one. - Two for two. - They clean their own genitals-- - Self-sufficient. - Men, we walk around with vinegar smelling right gross and stuff. Don't even be using wipes before we get into action. I do! - [Josh] How long is the average menstrual cycle? Five days, 14 days, 21 days, 28 days? - Is this the whole cycle? Menstruation, you only ever think about the actual bleeding portion, the period. - I feel like they're trying to trick us because most people believe the menstrual cycle is just the period where you're bleeding. - I'd say 21. - 21, oof. Maybe 14 days, if it's like the whole cycle 'cause the actual like-- - The menstrual cycle, that's a whole-- - A whole month, right? - Yeah. - Yeah, so it's 28 days? - We're gonna go with 28? - Yeah. - Yeah let's try 28. - I'm really pushing for 21 man. - Really? - I think it's 21. - I don't-- - It's like a month. - If it's 21, now I just feel really bad. - I'm gonna do 21. - You're doing 21? All right. - I'm gonna pull the-- - All right you can pull executive decision on 21. I think 14 if you're going full cycle. - Josh begs to differ, but. - I beg to differ on this one. - D, 28 days. - Right. - Whoo! - Yes let's go. - Bam, let's go. Good times. - [Producer] That was incorrect. 28 days. - It is 28? - Oh my God. - Does it count the whole? - That's like the whole beginning. So it's basically just like, it's a continuous loop. It just basically never ends. - Man. - Is it more hygienic to remove pubic hair around the vulva? True or false. Oh that's false. Pubic hair is actually what is there to keep it clean. - Yeah. - Pubic hair is supposed to protect the genitalia. The removing is just kinda the sexy stuff. - Because of porn and it actually happened in the early 90s when we wanted the shaved stuff. - "Keeping it cute" and everything. - Yeah, "keeping it cute, barely legal." (Jeff laughs) - The removal is what's destroyed crab lice. They're almost extinct now because it doesn't exist. - Adult films have came back around on that, my friends tell me. I'm really just watching the Bible Channel. - [Josh] On average, how much blood does a menstruating person lose during a period? One tablespoon, six to eight tablespoons, one cup, one pint? - This one's hard. - Yeah. - Yeah I guess it's on average, 'cause I was trying to be like, "Oh you got your heavy, your light flow." But it's on average. - On average, I'm going in the middle of all of 'em. - Think of a pint of beer, that's like-- - I don't wanna think about a pint of blood like that. - I don't either but I'm just saying. - A cup is the safe bet, the pint is what my heart is saying, but I'm gonna go with you, I'm gonna say cup. - Tampons and pads-- - I don't know, man. - Do you think they're absorbing a whole pint? - I haven't really, I don't think about it too much. - I know. (laughs) - Do you want a pint? - No. - Oh he wants a cup. - I want a cup. I actually wanna be optimistic. - One cup. - That's wrong. Six to eight teaspoons. - Ooh. - I mean we're close, we just went in the middle. - Yeah, okay. - One down can't hurt. - Yeah. - We ended up going with a pint. - [Producer] Six to eight teaspoons. - What, wow. - Oh good. - I'm sorry I talked you up there. (laughs) - Well you know, we had a cup so that was good. - Six to eight teaspoons, all right, that's not that much. - [Jeff] What is the function of the fallopian tube? It transports the ova, egg, from the ovaries to the uterus, allows for proper urinary functions, acts as a natural filter for toxins in the bloodstreams, it increases estrogen during times of menstruation. - I'm thinking it transports the egg from the ovaries to the uterus. - It's the transports the egg from the ovaries to the uterus. - Yeah, I was pretty confident on that too. - Yeah. - All right. - Yeah what were you thinking? - I was gonna go with B, allows for proper urinary functions, but I'm gonna go with you. - Yeah okay I'm gonna go with that just because we're normally talking about them fallopian tubes a lot when I was starting to have a daughter. So-- - I'm not there yet. Thank God. - That's right. - Awesome, all right. - That's right. - Woo! Bam, look at that. - We're getting the technical stuff right. - I remember the diagrams. - Yeah. True or false, Disney produced a short film called "The Story of Menstruation" in 1946. - Ew! - Trying to teach people, especially in 1946, they're like, yeah this is probably before the PC age and everything. - Well also I think Disney was wildin' back in the day. You had Donald Duck as a Nazi, it was crazy. - In 1946 though? - I feel like that's gonna be true. - I wouldn't, yeah, that's-- - Those early days of animation, they were like, "Yeah let's make some sex ed animations." - I'm sure it's also pretty wrong. - So yeah for sure true on that one then. - All right we're gonna go true. - I just really hope Mickey Mouse is not in it. Or I guess it would be Minnie. - It's all about Minnie, dude, yeah. - We went with true. - That's it. - Bam. - Disney wildin' out in 1946 I guess. - Yeah. - We said true. - True. - All right. - [Jeff] Was does PMS stand for? Premenstrual soreness, postmenstrual syndrome, premenstrual syndrome, postmortem syndrome. - Postmortem syndrome. (laughs) - Postmortem syndrome? (laughs) - [Both] Premenstrual syndrome. - Definitely. I was gonna say, it's definitely before and then soreness is not really-- - Yeah. - Yeah so. - Look at that, in unison even. - Solid on that one. Yeah 'cause we know that's when we're in trouble. - Premenstrual syndrome. - That's correct. - Woo! - Another one. - Look at this. Another one. - Nice. - All right. - We're not doing too bad at this. - No, man, it's all right. - Yeah. The shape of the clitoris resembles-- - The man and the boat. - A man in a boat. A button, a rod, a bean, a wishbone. - The bean. - Bean? - Yeah it's the bean. - Button. Round. - Is it a button? I'm going bean, dude. Can we do a 50/50 on this? - Yeah it's a bean. Yeah, okay bean. - We're going bean. - I'm gonna go with bean, but if it's wrong-- - I'm very curious, why are you saying bean? I have a theory of why you think it's bean. - Is there? I don't wanna say something crazy, I was about to say is there two of 'em? - No there's one. - Okay well then that's right. - It's under a hood. 'Cause there's the saying "flick your bean." - Oh see, okay that makes more sense. I was thinking of the two little egg things on the top right. - Oh my gosh, I think you just revealed that you've never found the clitoris. - Flick the bean. - Yeah, there you go, see. - I guess it is bean. Yeah, okay. I guess it's bean. - I've never been good at geography, but I know how to find stuff. - You gotta find the hood, it's the one that's looking like Legolas and you're like, "What's good?" And you, you know. - So this is why I just listen to you and like, "Yep, that's the right choice, too, I'm gonna go with that." - The shape of the clitoris resembles a bean. - False. - Whoa! - A wishbone. - A wishbone? - I guess the man in the boat. - I guess the whole thing, I was just thinking-- - Yeah, the top of it. - Yeah I was thinking of the whole, okay. - The good stuff. - Yeah, see I knew it. I knew it was one of those iceberg situations. - Look if I got a drawing-- - You're only seeing the front. - Nah. - Yeah. - I ain't got nothing. - [Ify] True or false, ovaries contain one to two million eggs at birth. - So the ovaries are what I was thinking about at the top, okay. We're back now. - True. - Is this true? - Yeah. - All right. - Women are born with all the eggs they will ever have at birth. - But it's two million? - Yeah. - The number? - I think so. - One to two million eggs at birth? Yeah, I think that's true. - I think so too because you have a finite amount of eggs and you lose them so I'm gonna go with true, too. - Yeah and then every time, it's only one that gets picked I guess for birth so yeah there's a bunch of 'em. One to two million sounds like a lot, but-- - I definitely think it's more complicated than that but I think we're on the right track. - Yeah, I mean. Giving birth for dummies by Jeff. (laughs) - So there's 365 days in a year right? The average person, say you can bear children from like 13 to 40, right? So how many days in that? And then you'd have to think about-- - Yeah but it doesn't mean you start-- - Two million eggs. - Yeah. - That's a lotta eggs, man. - I think it's right. - All right. - I think it's true. - Going with true. - I think it's true. - I'd say there's like 10,000 maybe. - I know like, yeah. - We're going with true. - Let's go with true. - All right I said true. - We are a very fertile species, humans. - That was true. - True, wow. - Look at that, yeah! - All right! - I told you there's a lot of 'em out there and they just be pickin' one and they're like, "Hey I'm born." - [Josh] How many eggs through ovulation are released during someone's lifetime? Oh here we go. 30 to 50, 100 to 150, 300 to 400, 1,000 to 2,000. - I'm wanna go 400. 300 to 400. - You think 400? - 300 to 400. - I feel like it's even higher - You wanna go a thousand? - I think it's a thousand. - Man, Josh is really like, "These people are fertile, man." (Josh laughs) - Psh. - A thousand. - A thousand it is. - If we're going to stick to our guns and think that we're right then we have to go with 1,000 to 2,000. - Okay let's do it. 1,000 to 2,000. - Stick riding with ourselves. - I believe in the fertility of the human. - All right man, we've been-- - You're at 300 though for the record, so. - I said 300. - We'll see, yeah. - 300 to 400. - Oh! Close. - Yeah. - All right we would've been wrong either way. Yeah that wasn't even on our mind. - You were right. You were right on that one, all right. - [Jeff] True or false, a woman set the Guinness World Record for childbirth after her 69th kid. Nice. - Good number to leave it on, 69. (Josh laughs) I'm gonna say that's true 'cause that's so crazy that-- - It's so crazy it has to be true. - Yeah it's gotta be true. - I'm calling it false. I just, physically, I feel like things would break down. (Ify laughs) - Things would break down. - Yeah, after like 10 things just start breaking down, but 69, that's a lot. - I mean-- - I'm not here to tell women what to do, but look if you want 69 more power to you, I just thought, that's a lot to me. - Yeah, I mean, yeah I'm gonna go false on that too I think. 69 is just too much. - That's too crazy, man. - That's just nuts. - Just poppin' 'em out. - In one lady? More power to her. - Yeah, that's a lot. - I would not wanna be the dad. Just saying. - If you were the dad, you ain't even did nothing! It was her! You say, "I don't wanna be the dad to all them babies!" - Remembering 69 people? - Oh man. - I don't know 69 people's names! - Yeah how about getting those 69 people out? - I definitely don't wanna be the mama. I'm just thinking about the dad, I can't even be the mama. So we ain't even getting there. More power to her though. - The period starts when which hormone is dropped? Testosterone, progesterone, estrogen or serotonin? (sighs) - Maybe progesterone? - This is one of those smart, when it is dropped? Dropped, I'm confusing it with-- - Probably guessing level, like dropped in its level. - That's what I'm understanding. - Would be my guess. - I was about to say serotonin is for sure not right. - Yeah, testosterone's not right. I'm thinking estrogen. - I think it's estrogen as well. - Yeah all right we're rockin' with estrogen. - I'd say progesterone. - I don't know what that is. I know what estrogen is, but I don't know what progesterone is. Progesterone. - [Producer] That's wrong, it's progesterone. - Oh, progesterone! - Oh yeah, duh. - Yeah like a pasta sauce. - All right. - Nice. - We didn't do too bad at that. - 54%, you know, that's okay. So that definitely is an F. - We above like half the people. - Yeah, yeah, but it's an F. - I believe 69 is a passing grade. I believe that that's acceptable in my book. - No way. Oh damn, they got a cool number. - Also, the wishbone, that's an exciting revelation. - New learning. - I'm always just looking for the bean. - Yeah I've learned something here. I've learned more than I did in school, that's the one thing, so yeah I'm happy we did this. - [Producer] Did you learn where the clitoris is yet? - No still working on where the clitoris is at, but-- - We gotta talk about that. I'm gonna pull up a diagram on the internet so you can locate that, 'cause-- - That one's better 'cause I was about to just call my mom and be like, "Hey, so like..." I probably shouldn't do that? Nah, I got it. Let's Google. I'm gonna Google before I call my mom. (upbeat music)
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