Sorry for the detour, folks. Now back to the tour.

Jim Bob!

Got a restaurant full of hungry customers out there,

where are their burgers?

Oh, Mr. Slabs, you know that I can't serve a Slabby Patty

until it's cooked just right.

♪ Slabby Patty, Cooked just right ♪

♪ Slabby Patty, Day and night ♪

♪ What a nifty, tasty sight ♪

♪ Slabby Patty, And it's cooked just right ♪

I love this guy!

Those are hooks, Mr. Krabs says they're really dangerous!

Does this look dangerous?

You should try it!

[giggling]

Away!

-Ready? -Ready.

Geronimo!

This is more fun than double overtime at the Krusty Krab!

Dark Knight?

If thou wishes to get across, thou whilst have to get through me!

[screeching]

By the hammer of Oden, this be a new fighting style

mine eyes have not yet seen.

I am back, oh yeah!

We're stuck in the middle of nowhere with SpongeBob and Patrick.

Well, this is the end.

Oh, magic conch shell,

what do we need to do to get out of the kelp forest?

Nothing.

For the Krusty Krab!

[screaming]

[panting]

Piece of cake.

[screaming]

Patrick, we have to stop this thing!

Go see if you can do something with that stuff.

Brake! I can do that!

Well SpongeBob, I think our troubles are over.

[screaming]

Where the devil are we?

Its... Texas.

Ahoy, Sandy!

Huh? Ow!

[screaming]

- Did we save Sandy? - No, Patrick.

Let's play mountain climbing adventure!

Let's go for it!

Okay Patrick, climb up there and secure this rope.

You got it.

Patrick, Patrick...

Patrick! I think we should keep our voices down

in case of avalanches!

- Take it easy, Patrick. - I'll take it easy when I'm dead.

Will you two shut up?

[screaming]

What the--

Hey, over there!

- It's stuck on the pipe! - We need to get up there.

Sewer sewer, cha cha cha!

There it is!

♪ Oh, sola mio ♪

♪ Silencio ♪

♪ And Barnacle Boy laid an egg ♪

Hey hey!

Oh, that fella over there used to be the Atomic Flounder.

I know he doesn't look like much,

but he could go back to crime just like that.

Help, help, help, somebody there?

You're under arrest, Atomic Flounder.

Stop kid, stop!

Get off me!

If I weren't retired, I'd, I'd...

Oh, this is gonna be good.

[music playing]

Psst, Squidward!

Hey, Squidward!

SpongeBob!

Please, SpongeBob, no tricks.

Trust me, Squidward.

La la la la la la la la!

[crowd gasping]

SpongeBob!

Why have you stopped playing that wonderful music?

Perhaps you and your yellow friend would like to set up a timeshare plan.

Don't do it Sandy!

I won't give in to your timeshare vacation scam.

Then give in to my fists.

[groaning]

[groaning]

[screaming]

[snoring]

Look at it Patrick, it's disgusting.

[snoring]

It's even uglier up close.

Pardon my French but, get this thing off of me!

[screaming]

Patrick and SpongeBob, get out of my bedroom!

And give me back my tentacles!

- It's awake! - Let's capture the little phony!

Ah! Get away from me!

[screeching]

- I'm Dirty Dan! - I'm Dirty Dan!

- I'm Dirty Dan! - I'm Dirty Dan!

- I'm Dirty Dan! - I'm Dirty Dan!

- I'm Dirty Dan! - I'm Dirty Dan!

- I'm Dirty Dan! - I'm Dirty Dan!

[screaming]

Screaming will get you no--

Which one of you fellas is the real Dirty Dan?

Uh, I am.

[screaming]

Here we are, my remote controlled self-assembling tent.

Watch and learn.

That was great Squidward, but how do you get inside?

Yeah, it's all crushy-looking.

It isn't put up yet, you idiots!

[groaning]

- Customization! - Genius!

[groaning]

Write that down, write that down!

Yeehaw! I got him, SpongeBob!

Sandy?

Boy howdy, this critter put up some sort of fight.

But that's not the worm.

- Pardon? - That's not the worm.

That's hit tongue.

Oh...

Run for your life!

[screaming]

Ah ha, they're finally gone!

What the... locked? Oh no...

Oh well, someone will realize I'm gone and come looking for me.

I'll be out of here in no time.

Two thousand years later.

- Welcome to the future. - What's going on here?

- Why is everything chrome? - Everything is chrome in the future.

Future!

Future!

Future--

Thanks.

I'm not leaving this spot no matter what.

I'll only be gone a second.

Hey! Ugh!

Haha!

[groaning]

Hey!

- Let go of that pizza! - No!

Ow, SpongeBob!

- Let go of the pizza! - No, it's for the customer!

SpongeBob! Huh?

Let go of the pizza!

- No! - SpongeBob!

Hang on to the pizza!

[screaming]

[screaming]

Let's leave.

The only way out is through the...

Perfume department.

Let's do it!

[panting]

[coughing]

[coughing]

I always hate going in there.

[music playing]