字幕列表 影片播放 列印英文字幕 Oh my gosh, it is so good to see you again! Give me a hug, you! Wait. Are we even allowed to give hugs anymore? Do I even remember how to give hugs anymore? The lockdown is over? Awesome! I gotta get the flip outta here. I don't know where, I'm just going. It's great that you guys are leaving the house more, but I can't. I've got a lot of new mask patterns hitting the Etsy store this weekend. Let's hope it wasn't shortsighted to sink thousands of dollars into a mask business. I was really gonna tap into my highest self during the quarantine. But all I have to show for it now are a bunch of half-finished creative projects. Why did I even think I would enjoy knitting? Oh me, three months ago. So naive. So pure. It feels great to be back at work. Let's see everyone's report that you all have been working on so hard for the last few months. Nobody? Seriously? What, you're too busy washing your hands? You're too busy, uh, goin' to the grocery store? "Oh, it's so hard." You're too busy bakin' banana bread? Too busy workin' on your Animal Crossing island? Yes, the city is coming back to life again! I love you. It's all pretty much business as usual, except I spend half the time spraying things and wiping them down and the other half trying to prevent my glasses from fogging up from the mask. Very productive. Hello, everybody! So good to see you at our first get-together in months. What do you mean, why am I wearing sweatpants? Baby girl, these were in GQ. I'm definitely not wearing them just because I can't button any of my other pants anymore. If anyone needs me, I'll be in my Aunt Hilda's underground bunker 'til at least January 1st, 2021. I know the quarantine is over, but this year has been such a crap fest, I can't trust it. I hope you guys all took time for self-care during these last few months. But judging from the dead look in your eyes and the fact that each of you seems to have gained at least 15 pounds, I'm guessing you didn't get around to it. You guys go out, I'll stay at home. What do I look like? The government's test subject? Good luck with that, mindless sheeple. Does this mean companies will stop sending me lame emails now? I swear, if I get one more shoe store or candle company sending me an email telling me they're "here for me" in these "unprecedented times," I'm gonna Kirk out on someone. I'm so glad the lockdown is over. Not because I have anywhere to go, but because you all have been clogging up my WiFi. The lag has been killing my gaming stats. Y'all gotta go. Timmy didn't get the message that we're supposed to be back in the office today? Typical. I see quarantine didn't make him any less selfish. -As of the making of this film, Timmy's whereabouts are still unknown. This quarantine period has been the toughest challenge our relationship has ever faced. But I am proud of us. We worked through it together and came out on the other side stronger than ever. Isn't that right, Mr. Whiskers? Thanks for inviting me out. But after deliberating for hours and going through every scenario in my head where things could possibly go wrong and I become a modern-day Typhoid Mary and destroy our society, I think I'll just stay home. You guys have fun though. If you wanna own some of these cool designs to wear on your own body, the link is in the description. You can be repping your favorite YouTube channel, which is this one. Judging from the fact that you each look like a tub of lard. But I'm going. You too busy watchin' the "Tiger King"? I'm gonna flip my S. I don't know if I know how to give a hug anymore! You're a candle store, you don't know me. Just sell me my buttercream-scented candle and shut it!