Crashing, frashing break dancers!

He's stopping, he's stopping!

[horn blasting]

♪ The Krusty Krab pizza Is the pizza for you and me ♪

I think I'm getting the hang of this!

[panting]

Patrick, what are you doing?

If I can't have you as a friend...

I'm gonna make you a trophy!

I even picked out this nice jar for you!

Patrick, go home, I'm a jellyfish now!

[groaning]

[screaming]

[panting]

[meowing]

[screaming]

I can see you there!

I still see you!

You're gonna look good on my mantel!

Friends forever, SpongeBob!

[panting]

I got you now, SpongeBob!

Patrick, no!

Status report, Mr. SquarePants!

The whole ship is under water, captain!

Argh!

We're marooned then!

Our treasure hunt will have to continue on foot!

This is it, boys!

From the seaweed with two leaves on it, 10,000 paces east!

But, Mr. Krabs, that seaweed has--

Which way, cap'n?

Patrick, which way is east?

Er... let's see.

That way, cap'n!

9,997, 9,998, 9,999, 10,000!

Where's the X?

Supposed to be right here!

10,000 paces east!

Oh... east?

I thought you said weast!

Weast?

What kind of compass are you reading, lad?

This one, sir.

That's West, Patrick.

You're fired again!

The hall monitor of the day is... oh... SpongeBob.

[screaming]

Hall monitor SpongeBob reporting for duty, ma'am!

I'm ready to assume my position in the hall!

I will protect all that are weak in the hall!

All rules will be enforced in the hall!

OK! Just take the hat and belt.

I can't accept that yet, ma'am, first I have to make my speech.

You can't make this easy, can you?

Class mates, who am I to deserve such a great honor?

Why, I would be nothing without Mrs. Puff!

Gimme a break.

And to my public, all I can say is... I'm touched.

And furthermore, I will carry out my duties...

Crime and punishment!

Punishment and crime... in the hall!

Which reminds me of an extremely long speech

written by the greatest hall monitor of all time!

Friends, students, juvenile delinquents, lend me your ears!

In conclusion, and without a moment to spare,

I will put on this uniform and assume my duties as...

Hall monitor!

Wish me luck, Mrs. Puff.

Oh, and I would be--

SpongeBob, are you OK?

I overdid the speech again, didn't I?

I'm afraid so.

Aw, tartar sauce.

I guess I won't be needing this.

I hardly knew ya.

Uh... SpongeBob?

Yes, Mrs. Puff?

I can at least let you wear it until tomorrow.

[screaming]

Thanks, Mrs. Puff!

What are the consequences of what I've just done?

Oh...

[humming]

Broken traffic light.

Who's to say my monitor duties should end just because the bell rang?

I can be helpful anywhere.

This looks like a job for the hall monitor!

[whistle blowing]

What would this town do without you, SpongeBob?

My leg!

[light music playing]

[electronic music playing]

What the...

[booing]

I'm losing money on this deal.

It's worth every penny.

[booing]

You bottom feeders!

You don't even know talent!

No talent! No talent!

No talent! No talent!

Hey Squidward, can I go on now?

Yeah, show's over.

[booing]

- Hey, yeah. - That's really not too bad.

Alright!

[crowd cheering]

[cheering]

They want an encore.

Stand aside, SpongeBob.

[groaning]

[cheering]

[cheering]

[cheering]

[cheering]

[cheering]

You did it, Squidward! What a great show!

Oh, my son's a star!

Who ever knew he had such talent.

I'll be needing another wheelbarrow

for next week's show!

[sighing]

[cheering]