字幕列表 影片播放 列印英文字幕 - Do you guys bleep? I hope, okay. - Ooh. (laughs) (upbeat music) - Hey, I'm Jake. - Hey, I'm Emily. - And we've taught preschool before. (Emily laughs) and man, is it wild. - Hi, I'm Keeley, I am a current preschool teacher. - I'm Stephanie, I used to be one. Being a preschool teacher is great. (Keeley laughs) - I love teaching preschool, but it does come with its crazy moments. - So many diapers. - So, oh so many diapers. - So many diapers. - It's a roller coaster. (laughs) - And you know what else is a roller coaster? Playing never have I ever. - I haven't played this since middle school. Let's go. - (laughs) Let's do it. - Never have I ever been called mommy or daddy (Jake laughs) by a student. - Definitely have. (Stephanie laughs) - Definitely. - And they're so embarrassed, right? - Yeah. - They're like, mommy! (Keeley laughs) - Yeah. - Oh, yeah. - It's weird. - Totally. - It's real weird. - I got Mister Daddy. - Or I get the ones that don't realize it at first, and so they'll just be like, Mommy? Mommy? Mommy? - Yeah, it happened to me when real mom was in the room, so. - Oh. - It's uncomfortable. It leads to a good conversation. (Jake laughs) - Never have I ever been given a cute gift by a student. Yeah. - I totally have. - Always. - Yeah. - It's the best part. - It can be anything. - Yeah. (laughs) - A piece of cardboard. - Truly! - You're like, oh my God! - I mean five-year-olds. So, like the drawings are not art, but they're art. - When I had my like, goodbye celebration after I moved from being a full-time teacher to a substitute, they had like a whole, like, little celebration for me. And they all brought flowers. - I directed the theater show with the kids, and they gave me a director's chair with my name on it. - Oh. - Way too much. Very sweet, but way too much. (Emily laughs) - Never have I ever had to stop kids from doing something naughty. You mean 24 hours a day? - Of course I have. What kind of question is that? - Even when I'm not at work? (Keeley laughs) - Yeah. - So many things. (laughs) - I mean, what's the naughtiest? - Naughty isn't really a word we use in childcare. We don't say bad. Those generalizations aren't welcome. - The enrichment center, LOL-- - Yeah. (laughs) - That I worked at was very much about like, making positive statements whenever possible. - So if a kid's like, biting another kid, - You're like, no thank you! - Yes. - No, thank you! - One boy I was teaching, at one point, was hosting a penis contest (Emily laughs) in the boy's room. Had to shut that down! - Never have I ever had to try to explain something substantial to a child because they asked. - Oh boy. - Oh, I have. - Oh boy. - I would say, no. No. - You're lucky. - There was this book, and we were reading it and at one point it was like, "And then, like sometimes people die." (Keeley laughs) And then literally-- - Yeah, yeah. - The kid was like, "What does that mean? "When someone dies?" And I was like, this is the moment-- - Yes! (Keeley laughs) - I've been dreading. - I had a student who thought the kiss of a wedding was what produced a baby. (Jake laughs) And he saw a kiss that was not within a marriage, and I tried to get around it. I tried to just say, like it doesn't happen then. Never have I ever had to clean up pee, poo, or vomit. - Oh, yeah. I've definitely had to clean up. - Who hasn't? - Yeah. - Every day. - Every day. - Every single day. - Many, many times a minute. - Yeah, yeah. (laughs) - Can I add an addendum to this one? You ever been vomited on? - Oh, totally. Yeah. - Yeah. - I've been vomited on. - I think I can honestly say I've cleaned up pee, poop, and vomit in the last week. All, like, yeah. - That's-- - That's a great feeling! - Some real teacher (beep). - They choose you. (sighs) Never have I ever had a favorite child in class. - Ha ha! - Oh, oh. - Hmmmm, I think-- - That's a lie. - I've had so many favorites and I tried really hard not to let them know it, but they always knew. - Yeah, I think I'm gonna say I haven't. Just because like, they all have something like, something unique to offer. Like, if I'm like, this kid-- - What a teacher. (Keeley laughs) - I have for sure had a favorite. (Jake laughs) And it may or may not have to do with what their parents get you for Christmas. - Whoa. Never have I ever had to tell a parent their child had misbehaved in school. Yeah. - Yeah. - Yeah, I've had to tell them. - If your kid misbehaves, I am telling you, immediately! - I've had to write some emails, and it's like, you know. - The penis competition? - Well, that was definitely-- - Was that emailed? - A big one. - We have to make sure we're very sensitive with those things. So the parents don't get like, scared or feel like they're being judged. 'Cause I think that's one thing that parents are really, - Yeah. - Really scared about. (laughs) - You use kid gloves with the adults. - Never have I ever been asked out by a parent. - I mean, I wish. (laughs) - No, but like I said, mine are much older than me. - Sadly, I'm kidding. - No. I'm grateful, truly. - Isn't that the rom-com fantasy, That we were all thinking of-- - Sleepless in Seattle, right? - When we became preschool teachers? (laughs) Never have I ever experienced a child say something inappropriate. - Oh, totally. - So much! - Oh, yeah. (Keeley and Stephanie laughing) - They say things that are just so hilarious sometimes. - Yeah, I think a kid's favorite thing to do is to tell you when you don't look good that day. - Oh, yeah. - Lots of cursing. Kids repeat everything. - Oh, yeah, totally. - So if you don't want your kid to say, - Chode. - Chode! (laughs) Don't say it around them! - Butt(bleep), like all of those. - Never have I ever been yelled at by a parent. Ooh, Moment of pride, I have not. Diffused that fuse. - I haven't been yelled at. I've felt cornered a little bit by parents. - Totally have been yelled at by a parent. - Sorry. - I've been yelled at by a parent in a classroom. I've been yelled at by a parent through a group text. - That's 'cause they're theater parents. - Yeah, yeah, they're theater parents. - Never have I ever been made fun of by a child in class. - (laughing) Yeah. - Refer to our previous question. - I was told that I yell a lot, but it was like, (Emily laughs) I exaggerate, you know. I get into it, I get animated, I get excited about it. And one kid told me just to take it down a notch. (Jake and Emily laughing) Said I was at an 11 and if he could be getting me at a five, that would be great. - That's good numbers though. - It was really good numbers. - That's good numbers usage. Yeah. - Yeah. - Never have I ever been friends with a student's family. I have not. - Like, yeah, me neither. - I have, actually, yeah. - I have not. - No? - Yeah. I've been like, acquaintance-y. But I've had a boundary thing with that. - That's like, very frowned upon. - Yeah. - At least at the place I worked. It's very, like not okay. - And I technically was friends with this family before I got the job at the school I got. And before their oldest student started going. - In sum, being a preschool teacher is grueling, rewarding--- - Nuts! - Hilarious. - It's crazy! - Nuts. - Nuts. - Nuts. - Bananas. - We do a lot. - Yeah. - In our day, with so many kids, so many other teachers, so many parents. - I think a preschool teacher is a hard job but someone's gotta do it. - Yeah. - But totally worth it, if you choose it. - It's totally worth it. - Totally worth it. - Well, with preschool, what you see is what you get. - Yeah. - And we help, you know, (Emily laughs) Start kids off as who they are, and, you know. - So hopefully this was enlightening. - Yes. - But not too terrifying. - We hope we're not freaking anybody out from ever having kids or teaching preschool. - We are just a subset of the population. - But we tell the truth. - (laughing) Oh, ho, ho, ho. - Ohhh. (upbeat music)
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