Let me get your diagnosis;

It says you're half the man I am

And all your raps are necrosis!

Yeah, I am so perfectly perfect

In all my careful divisions

Creating identical versions

While you are like "Oh I'm so different!"

Don't talk to me >:c

You've been around the block too many times

And your duplicate splitting is

Constantly spitting out

FOUR daughter nuclei?

Don't be jealous 'cause I am sexy,

And I got 2 sets of phases

I like to mix DNA up

When I'm entering my pro-phase stages!

You're like your parents kid;

Just like a clone.

You see this chromosomal genetic

combination's my own!

I'm independent

My chromosomes don't need any pairs

At the end there's only 23

So your mom and dad can share and make

LIFE! Yeah, I'm the one that

Gives you your offspring

Though my genetic variance

can create arrogance

DNA's changing from New York to Beijing.

Sure, if it weren't for you

I wouldn't have kids

But if I wasn't here

THEN YOU WOULDN'T EXIST!

And those babies you keep bringing up?

Aww, real cute!

I'm the one that makes them grow

So you can stop CLEANING THEIR PUKE!

You're like telophase;

The only thing that's worth admiring

is your cleavage

I don't want to give half of my chromosomes up, what I've built in my nucleus is my achievement.

I'm like telophase too, I like to kick back and unwind

But I'm secretly Anaphase

Pulling you apart from inside!

I repair the whole body

to make you grow big and strong

If I wanted sex cells

I would just ask your mom

Hey! Here's a question,

Maybe you have the answer?

Did you know you're the main cause

FOR A WHOLE BUNCH OF CANCERS?

Yeah, your errors cause a LOT of conditions