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- Oh, Are they even real twins?
- But they're not real twins.
They're not.
Baby kittens?
Fraternal.
Lions.
Are ligers--
- Ligers.
- Twins.
(classical music plays)
- Iam Terrance Spencer.
- I'm Tenoa Spencer.
- [Both] AKA the T-Twins.
- What?
- Yeah, what?
- [Both] The T-Twins.
- [Tenoa] Let's get to it. - Just to get it cracking.
Jack?
(lip smacks) Woo.
(clears throat)
(imitating dramatic music)
(tapping)
- What the fuck?
Who came up with these questions? (laughs)
Have you ever thought of killing me and taking my place?
(laughs)
That is dark!
- No! That's an easy answer.
- Is there anything physically different about us,
are even our genitals the same?
- Well, first of all, we don't stand
in the mirror measuring our dicks.
That's weird.
But physical difference?
- How did Mom tell us apart?
- She guessed.
- Fact. (laughs)
For most the time, she always,
"Hey Tay-Te-Tay-Tenoa, come here."
- Who does Mom like more?
- Me.
- Why?
- It was the first thing that came to my mind. (laughs)
- Brother. - We have brothers, yeah.
(phone rings)
- This is stressful.
- Yo.
- Who does Mom like better, me or Terrence?
(laughs)
- Which one do you think?
Why?
- What about between the three of us?
Me, you, or Terrence?
(laughs)
(clears throat)
What are your biggest complaints
about my most recent partner?
- Hmm.
(snickers)
- I've had some crazy situations and you know,
they've been put in his lap a couple of times, a lot.
(clicks tongue)
- Whatever.
- Would you ever have a threesome with me?
- Negative.
- Why wouldn't you have a threesome with me?
- Because...
(laughs)
- Because it's fucking gross?
- It's gross.
- I don't fancy it.
- I don't fancy it.
- I don't fancy it.
- I don't fancy it. (chuckles)
- Yup!
Oh, shh--
- Read it.
- Who's going to die first?
What is up with all this death?
- Fuck!
- I've had open-heart surgery two times.
It's probably going to be me.
- Yeah. It's-it's-it's a thought that, every now and then,
crosses my mind.
It's horrible.
- Next question is gonna be,
so one of you guys is dying right now, so choose--
- Shit!
- Who would win in a fist fight?
- Probably me.
- Probably me.
- Well, I did take martial arts.
- Oh, you took martial arts?
- Fuck you! (laughs)
- You took martial arts, huh?
- Yeah!
- I did self-defense classes.
- You did do that, self-defense.
- And I was great!
(laughs)
I was the best.
- You weren't the best in the class.
- I'm could take you down!
(laughs)
- What's the funniest trick
we've played on people as twins?
You wanna tell them about that time,
where it wasn't like a trick played on other people,
it was like a kind of trick played on me?
(laughs)
Wanna tell them about that time?
- A while back yonder, my license was suspended,
and I, for some reason, had his license.
And hey, I got pulled over.
And I was like,
"Hey officer. I'm Terrence."
(laughs)
"Spencer." Terrence Spencer has a speeding ticket
on his record now.
- Where the fuck did it come from?
- Yeah! (laughs)
- Wait, who did?
Wait. Did I fucking pay for it?
- I don't remember. (laughs)
Maybe?
- It was a long time ago.
- A shot to that then.
- A shot.
- [Both] Cheers.
(classical music plays)
(applause)
- [Cameraman] According to holding each other in the womb.
- You were going out first, so I was like--
- Your feet were like--
- Let's put it like--
- And I was probably like,
Hold on, I'm going!
Right now, I'm going.
I'm going!
- Go!
- Go? - Go!
- I'm going!
- Then go! - I'm trying to go! (laughs)