[Pop]

Are you okay?

Yes, I'm fine.

Why aren't you shocked?

*shrug*

Ohhhh, you don't know any expressions!

Well, you're in luck!

I can show you how to look SHOCKED!

Watch and copy ME!

*shocked*

*shocked*

Perfect!

Ah, I've gotta go now, but I'm sure that's all the expressions you will need!

See ya later!

[Rosie] Oh, hi there! How are you today?

*shocked*

BUTTFACE!

Have you been letting people change your tourettes again?

Yeah! Why?

No reason! I'll see you later.

Okay, bye!

Hey, do you fancy coming to the café with me?

[Tangy] I can't right now. My parents are over for dinner.

*shock*

Okay, I'll catch you later.

Hey, Brewster. How about a cup of coffee?

[Brewster] No problem! Would you like to try the Pigeon Blend?

Sure. Sounds good.

Oh yes, in it goes... ahhh...

What did you just put in my drink?

Pigeon milk.

Okay, not only is that disgusting...

but you're a MAN.

Are you going to let that cool?

Yes.

Yes, I am.

(whispers) come baaack

*shock*

Woah, Nook! What are you doing?!

[Tom Nook] Oh. I'm expanding your house.

Without asking me?

[Tom Nook] Don't worry, I'm designing it around what YOU want.

For example... um... What color do you want the roof to be?

Don't change my roof! I just painted it red!

[Tom Nook] See, it's red. Totally designed around YOU!

uhh...

Well, see ya.

Uh, by the way!

You owe me for this, and it costs more than the entire rest of your house.

*sigh*

Seriously, what the hell, Nook?!

*shock*

[Resetti] Hey, uh, I swear I wasn't looking up your dress from here.

Don't worry, I didn't think you were trying to look up my dre-

WELL, SURE, ACCUSE THE MOLE OF IT, YOU KNOW I'M BLIND, RIGHT, THAT'S OFFENDING TO THE DISABLED!

IT'S PEOPLE LIKE YOU THAT MAKE PEOPLE LIKE ME SICK OF PEOPLE LIKE YOU!

MY PATIENCE GAUGE IS OFFICIALLY ON EMPTY!

YOU PEOPLE THINK THIS IS JUST A GAME SO YOU COULD MESS AROUND ALL YOU LIKE WITH NO CONSEQUENCES!

WELL, I'M SORRY SWEETHEART, IT'S A LOT MORE THAN THAT! TO SOME OF US THIS IS REAL LIFE AND

EVERYTHING YOU DO AFFECTS US!

ARE YOU EVEN LISTENING TO ME? JESUS CHRIST! THE NERVE OF YOU PEOPLE! I SWEAR I OUGHT TO BURROW OUTTA THIS TOWN

AND TRY TO FIND A CITY WHERE PEOPLE ARE ACTUALLY GRATEFUL FOR WHAT THEY HAVE

INSTEAD OF THROWING AROUND THEIR STUPID ACTIONS YELLING YOLO OMG YOLO

When REALLY, they just plan on hitting THE FREAKIN RESET BUTTON

AND OFFENDING DISABLED PEOPLE AND LET ME TELL YOU!

I AM SICK OF IT!

Subtitles done by Sticklings

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