Therefore, I have prepared several jokes in-

advance to lighten the mood.

[Soldier] God no.

[Erwin] Ahem.

[Petra] Oh God, he's telling the jokes again. someone-

stop him!

[Erwin] I used to have a job crushing cans.

it was soda pressing.

[Awkward Silence]

[Erwin] Excuse me sir, would you like your milk in a bag

No thank you., it will just LEEK OUT.

[Soldiers] *mumbling* God damn. Ohhhh.

When's the punchline coming?

[Erwin] What's brown, long and sticky?

A Stick!

[Soldier] Fucking kill me!

[Erwin] What does a nosy pepper do?

Gets JALAPEN-YO business!

[Petra] He's literally murdering our future.

[Erwin] How do you tell a dog wood apart from any-

other tree?

[Soldier] YOU SUCK!

[Erwin] BY ITS BARK.

[Soldier] *mumbling* Racist.

[Erwin] Two sausages are lying in a frying pan, one-

looks at another and says "it's getting awfully hot in-

here." The other says "AHHH! A talking sausage!

[Silence]

[Erwin] That concludes my speech.