Name: 16個性社會距離 (16 Personalities Social Distancing)
Uploaded: 2021-01-14T11:01:42.000Z
Duration: 3 min 36 s
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- I hate the government telling me what to do.

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It's like I'm 12 again, and they're my lame mom, grounding me because I stole the car and crashed it into a bush!

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With everyone stuck at home all the time, people keep saying they don't even know what day of the week it is anymore.

People usually keep their distance from me anyway.

I don't need social distance rules to help me with that.

I'm gonna need you all to stay six feet away from me.

Don't be like guys on dating apps, who say they're six feet,  but they're really five foot nine.

I may have fake coughed on the last pack of toilet paper at the store, so that everyone else would back off and let me have it.

And yes, technically I could be charged with terrorism for doing that.

I've seen all the videos of musicians around the world performing from their balconies for their neighborhoods.

♪ Five hundred twenty-five thousand  six hundred mi-- ♪

(sings in high pitch) ♪ SIX HUNDRED MINUTES! ♪

In the past, when the world has been faced with trials and tribulations, the younger generation always steps up and comes together to create groundbreaking works of art.

And now, my generation has come together to create groundbreaking memes on Instagram.

(out of breath) Who would have thought that to break my 5K personal record...

Gas is cheaper than ever, the streets are empty, and people aren't even allowed to approach me.

It's just not the same when I can't yell straight to your dumb face.

I'm not trying to be rude, that's just the rules, I'm sorry.

Mr. Whiskers, are you irritated or something that I'm home all the time now?

I don't have anywhere else to go, now do I?

It's time for me to face the fact that going to the laundromat is, in fact, essential.

Ooh, I haven't seen this shirt since January!

At 0700 hours we go through the door, pass the produce, and make a full frontal assault on the dairy section.

From there, in a pincer formation, we attack the meat section.

And, if any of us are left, at that point we will flank the toilet paper aisle.

I wouldn't say that I'm "spiraling" into anxiety and neuroticism.

You know, I don't even think I know how a normal brain is supposed to function any more.

If you wanna own some of these cool designs to wear on your own body, the link is in the description.

You can be repping your favorite YouTube channel, which is this one.

To watch a TV show about a guy named Joe Exotic, who had a zoo in Oklahoma.

And I don't even know what my next line is.

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16個性社會距離 (16 Personalities Social Distancing)

anxiety

stick

approach

essential