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  • Hey, how's it going?

  • Welcome back to another episode of

  • TwoSet

  • Violin.

  • Didn't get enough sleep, but...

  • we've got a really cool...

  • th...tHiNg.

  • *drumroll*

  • Ta-da!

  • Look at that, guys. It says...

  • - Is this how they f****** treat a fragile package? - "小..." Yeah.

  • But!

  • Today we are building a violin,

  • a DIY violin.

  • So this appeared on our r/LingLing40hrs a while ago?

  • Yeah.

  • I don't know if it's the exact same one.

  • ...exact same model, but we found...

  • We looked online and found this.

  • Brett: I mean, it's good to know it's new.

  • And we bought it online for $61 USD.

  • - Bro... - Dude, what is-

  • This is all that's protecting the violin.

  • That is... not...

  • Ugh...

  • *cough cough*

  • Ugh!!

  • This is how they pack it, guys.

  • - Wow... - What the hell is that?

  • Look at that! Oh, that looks na-

  • Dude...

  • - That looks nasty. - It looks like they glued it and ripped it out.

  • Why is there glue marks?

  • Can you guys see all those splintering parts there?

  • There's two stickers over there.

  • Not so nice.

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  • That's right. See this?

  • OHH!!!

  • OHHHH!!!

  • Well, someone didn't pay attention to the fragile sticker.

  • Bro, I want my $61 back.

  • Why is there a pencil mark in the middle of the back?

  • There's pencil mark.

  • It's like someone was drawing.

  • Pencil mark here.

  • Be careful, don't even splinter...

  • There's no varnish.

  • Why is this black?

  • This wood chip's falling off.

  • I don't think... like...

  • - I mean, we could try and get Super Glue, but- - How do you... How do you put it on?

  • - WAIT A SECOND!! - That doesn't even work!

  • THAT DOESN'T EVEN WORK!!

  • You see this?

  • There needs to be an opening in the rib here,

  • - Yeah. - for this to insert.

  • - But there isn't. - Dude, I don't know.

  • Alright, so now here's all the accessories.

  • Let's analyse them one by one.

  • Pfft! Look at the strings!

  • All four bundled up together.

  • That's so...

  • Are they even new?

  • They look nasty.

  • These metal bits... The ends...

  • Sharp.

  • Not just sharp, they look like rusted.

  • That's disgust- Yeah, it looks rusty.

  • - That's actually rusty. - Alright, you probably can't see, but...

  • the ends of the thing just looks rusty and disgusting.

  • And the bridge- Oh my god...

  • There's no groove.

  • There's no grooves for the string, guys.

  • Oh wait!

  • Where do you put the strings in?

  • So, when you put strings in the pegs,

  • the end of the string has to go into the peg like that, insert.

  • (both) But there's no holes!

  • There's no holes!

  • Am I meant to drill it myself?

  • It doesn't even fit!

  • We can't even build a violin. This is s-

  • Wait, it's the sound post.

  • Dude, there's a chip in it.

  • Guys, so you know the sound post is like

  • the soul of the instrument.

  • - Yeah. - And there's chip there.

  • WHAT?!!!

  • Brett: FYI, sound post is to fit inside the violin, right?

  • But look at this.

  • It's taller!

  • The sound post is in.

  • Eddy: Oh nice.

  • Wait, where do I put the end pin?

  • What's the ratings on this?

  • - That is the biggest lie. - "Product quality above..."

  • (both) "average!"

  • "Above average..."

  • We have glue. We'll tape-

  • Oh, we have tape! We can just wrap it up!

  • We got glue.

  • And I got stick tape.

  • - Let me get started with this. - Yeah.

  • Glue stick!

  • The stuff you use in school.

  • - Yeah. - Primary school. You guys remember this?

  • Dude, this glue is so dry.

  • Yeah, you can see I don't use glue, hey.

  • Alright.

  • Let's go!

  • Transformer!

  • Bro, that's so wrong.

  • It doesn't even touch.

  • We messed up.

  • Nah, it's fine.

  • Guys, this is it.

  • We got this tape.

  • This is really a DIY violin.

  • It's definitely above average quality product-

  • - product quality. - Yeah, I really recommend...

  • - Yeah. - making yourself and buying something like this.

  • This is definitely...

  • better than a viola.

  • - Oh! Beautiful! - Dude!

  • It's not even straight!

  • Leaning Tower of Pisa.

  • But violin version.

  • Oh, now we need glue.

  • Dude, that angle is wrong.

  • The neck angle is so wrong!

  • It should be like higher.

  • - Yeah. - Well, not that higher, but this is wrong.

  • - Alright, let's go. - Got glue.

  • Oh yeah!

  • Look at that!

  • Oh yeah!

  • Dude, it's so wobbly. Look at that!

  • The glue actually worked.

  • Okay, what's next?

  • The pegs that don't fit?

  • Do you wanna drill a hole?

  • I don't have a drill though.

  • Bro, it's sticking out the top.

  • Okay, look at that.

  • Beautiful.

  • *gasps*

  • What?

  • There's no hole in the chin rest.

  • So you can't even- You can't-

  • This is not DIY.

  • You need to be a whole freaking...

  • construction worker.

  • This violin looks like...

  • ...me covering my intonation.

  • Yeah!

  • Dude, it's not going in.

  • - What do you mean? - None of these holes and the things

  • that are meant to go in the holes

  • - are matching in size. - Are working.

  • Oh god!

  • Wait, but how are the strings gonna go on it?

  • They can't.

  • Oh, you know what? We'll just sticky tape.

  • See that?

  • AH!

  • Just kidding.

  • Alright, I think this one is a G string.

  • So we gotta... do that.

  • - Loop it in. - Okay, don't pull it too hard.

  • I don't think this tape's gonna hold.

  • G string is on this side.

  • Whoa bro, that's not gonna support ANYTHING.

  • Let me think.

  • Sticky tape!

  • Is the bridge gonna fit under that? Let's check.

  • OHH...!!

  • Oh, the bridge works!

  • Dude, look at how it's sticking under the freaking...

  • Alright, let's do the other pegs.

  • Here's the technique called...

  • stick-the-peg-on-the-violin technique.

  • Wrap it around the pegs,

  • and just...

  • Alright, we're gonna put the string on now.

  • - Alright! - Alright!

  • Look at that! D and G!

  • Alright guys, we're working twice- double now.

  • - 'Cause this... - Are you putting the A or the E peg on?

  • I'm putting the A.

  • Ah!

  • Oh yeah! Look at that!

  • Oh, it's like that um...

  • You know Toy Story?

  • Have you seen Toy Story 3? That spoon?

  • This is worse than I expected.

  • - Yeah, this is- - I literally thought it was like a legit...

  • - I thought it could at least be put together. - Or be... put together, and maybe make a sound.

  • Alright!

  • Guys, look at that!

  • I don't think we'll bother with the chin rest.

  • - Nah, chin rest won't go on. Oh! - It's not even possible.

  • Yeah.

  • Yeah, but there's no drill.

  • Just stick it on.

  • Alright, there we go.

  • Alright, the bridge.

  • Oh wow! That is monumental!

  • Can you guys see it?

  • Its feet's dangling.

  • The feet's dangling?

  • I think we need to sticky tape the bridge.

  • Yeah, let's sticky tape the bridge.

  • Oh, the E string came off! ****!

  • We need to sticky tape this as well.

  • It's not gonna work.

  • There you go.

  • And look at this.

  • Double taping on both sides.

  • Wow, this violin is like...

  • How is it even for sale?

  • 60 bucks.

  • This probably costs like...

  • 1 cent to manufacture.

  • Dude, it's probably reversed.

  • - They pay you to take it. - Yeah, it should be- Yeah.

  • 'Cause they're throwing junk away

  • for you're cleaning the storage for them.

  • Alright, it's time to play.

  • Guess what it would sound like?

  • Get the viola bow.

  • - Alright, let's do it. - Here we go, guys.

  • - I feel... I feel that's- - I'm gonna play...

  • This is the 3 mil Tchaik-

  • - Sibelius. The 3 mil Sibelius. - Don't hurt yourself.

  • It's actually pretty cool.

  • - Yeah. - It's got this like...

  • Chainsaw sound effect?

  • It's like s...

  • It's like someone is...

  • at the near-death.

  • Dude, the bridge is...

  • gone.

  • Brett: Dude, this is messed up.

  • What the hell?

  • *sings Hungarian Dances No.5*

  • Eddy: It's beautiful.

  • Dude, this violin feels hazardous.

  • - It is hazardous. - Wow! Okay, there you go.

  • What should we do with it now?

  • Throw it away.

  • Smash it?

  • Can we burn it?

  • *sings coffin dance music*

  • *Brett sings*

  • Goodbye.

  • Alright guys, that's it for the video.

  • Very sacrilegious instrument.

  • Once again, if there's a DIY violin online,

  • DO NOT buy it.

  • Mhm.

  • Alright.

  • 60 USD!

  • 60 USD just to get this...

  • "instrument."

  • This, is 60 USD.

  • - No, it's cheaper than 60 USD. - It is.

  • - It feels better, more functional, more comfort. - Yeah.

  • You can use this for ages.

  • That's right, guys. Also, check out our new drops.

  • You probably noticed.

  • The varsity jacket.

  • "PRACTICE" on the back.

  • Thank you to our team for making it happen.

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60元神聖的DIY小提琴是個噩夢。 ($60 Sacrilegious DIY Violin is a NIGHTMARE)

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    李芷凝 發佈於 2021 年 01 月 14 日
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