- What?

- Are you busy right now?

What are you working on?

- Why?

- No reason, I was just wondering if you were busy.

- Yeah, but why are you asking?

- Oh, I gotta thing.

I'm wondering if you can do it.

- What thing?

- Are you busy or not?

I can get someone else to do it.

- I'm medium busy.

- Medium busy?

What's medium busy?

- Well, there are various sundry computer-related tasks that I have to do.

And I might be free, I might not.

It depends.

- Why won't you just tell me if you're busy or not?

I can get someone else to do it if this is a bad time.

- Well why won't you just say why you're asking?

It's kind of rude to just barge in here and demand to know if I'm busy.

What if I don't wanna do the thing, but then I've already said I'm not busy and then I'm obligated to do the thing I don't wanna do?

(scoff)

- Is that...

That's what you think of me?

You think I'm gonna come in here and rope you into some sort of favor like some kind of weasel?

- Kind of feels like it.

- Wow!

Wow, really?

Oh, ungrateful.

I could have Raptors tickets in my pocket right now.

You know that, right?

I could have them in my pocket.

Maybe I got them last minute.

Maybe I don't wanna necessarily tell you about them in case you're busy and you can't go 'cause that would really bum you out.

I thought you knew me better than that.

- Yeah.

Look, I'm sorry.

You make a great point.

That really wasn't fair to you.

I'm not.

I'm not busy.

I'm watching YouTube videos and I was watching TikToks at the same time.

So whatever it is.

Let's do it.

- No, you know, now I don't know.

I don't know!

- Oh, come on.

No, no, no.

I was being a bad friend before.

Let's do it.

- You're sure?

- Yeah, 100%!

- Sick.

Can you drive me to Montreal?

- That's a 10-hour roundtrip.

- Yeah, but you're not busy, so it's all good.

- Yeah, I did.

I did say that.

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