I see in your records that you've been having trouble with your credit, is that the case?

從您的紀錄中看到，您的信用評分有點問題，是嗎？

Yes.

是。

Do you want to improve your credit score and get out of debt?

請問您想要增加信用評分，並脫離負債嗎？

Yes.

是。

Great, well then, I can help you do that, and how much debt would that be?

太好了，這我幫得上忙，請問您目前負債多少？

Yes?

是？

Sure. Would that be over 20,000 dollars?

好，有超過兩萬美元嗎？

Yes.

是。

Do you currently have a job?

您目前有工作嗎？

Yes.

是。

And in that job, are you making over 35,000 dollars a year?

且這份工作的年薪超過 35,000 美元？

Yes.

是。

Fantastic, and are you a resident of New York state?

很好，那您是紐約州的居民嗎？

Yes.

是。

Great, perhaps you could just recite the last four digits of your Social Security number so I can make sure that we have it in our records.

好的，可以麻煩唸出您的社會安全碼後四碼嗎？這樣我才能在您的紀錄中確認。

Yes.

是。

Many people are not comfortable giving out their Social Security number, so perhaps you'd like to verify the number through a cellphone.

很多人對於給出自己的社會安全碼都會感到不舒服，或許您想要透過手機號碼來驗證？

Would that be alright?

這樣可以嗎？

Yes.

是。

Well, let me get you started then, it's 917-312- and the last four numbers are...

好，由我來起頭，917-312，後面四碼是？

Yes?

是？

If I was gonna say, "I need you to answer yes or no to the following questions."

我如果說「請用是或否來回答以下的問題。」，那麼：

You are interested in our debt consolidation program?

你對我們債務重組的服務有興趣嗎？

Yes.

是。

You are a resident of New York state?

你是紐約州居民？

Yes.

是。

You're also a moron?

你也是個智障？

Yes.

是。

Ah, good, just checking. I wanted to make sure that we had that on record.

噢，好，只是確認一下，我想要確保紀錄上有這件事。

Yes!

耶斯！