Name: 超爆笑脫口秀：「父親節糟糕透頂」！？ (Ali Siddiq - Father's Day - The Half Hour)
Uploaded: 2020-08-07T21:01:20.000Z
Duration: 2 min 24 s

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Let me say this, let me say this, I've been thinking about this, too.

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Father's Day is the worst holiday in the world.

Mother's Day is the second-most celebrated holiday in the world.

母親節是世上第二多人慶祝的節日。

So, it's ... That means it's Jesus, then your mama.

所以這表示耶穌排第一，之後是你媽媽。

So, that means ghosts and goblins go before fathers?

那麼，這是不是代表妖魔鬼怪排在父親前面？

Celebrating Columbus Day is like celebrating somebody finding money in your house.

慶祝哥倫布日就像慶祝有人在你家找到錢一樣。

Father's ... and I ... and it's mothers' fault, it's mothers' fault, 'cause see, when Mother's Day comes around, fathers go in their pocket deep.

父親...而我...而這一切都是媽媽的錯，是媽媽的錯，因為你看看，當母親節一到，爸爸們就要大手筆花錢。

"Hey, I want to get my mama something", you ... cash that money out.

「嘿！我想買給我媽媽某樣東西」，你就要把錢拿出來。

「嘿！我想買給爸爸某樣東西。」

"Well, go in that car, there's some change in my little cup holder in there."

「去車裡看看，我的置杯架那邊有些零錢。」

Don't nobody even have a sale for Father's Day--who has a Father's Day sale?

甚至沒有人在父親節時辦特價活動，哪家店有父親節促銷？

That's how you get water hose and jumper cables for fathers ...

這就是你買到作為父親節禮物的水管和跨接電纜的地方。

And the store's notice, cuz now, the store got a little trick for fathers.

商店也知道這點，因為現在，它們為父親設計了一點小把戲。

They make little packages, where they, it's a little box.

他們設計了小套組，裡面...它是一個小箱子。

It gives you suspenders, socks, and a shirt.

裡面有吊襪帶、襪子和一件襯衫。

They give you that stuff throughout the year.

他們在一年之中，分送那些東西。

They give that shirt for Father's Day, them socks for your birthday, and then they just randomly give you something else as, you know, they think about it.

父親節送你那件襯衫，你生日送你襪子，之後再隨機挑一天送你其他東西，你知道，他們是深思熟慮過的。

I did all this work to be a father, for the suck.

我做了這麼多事就只為了當一名父親，為了這糟糕透頂的東西。

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超爆笑脫口秀：「父親節糟糕透頂」！？ (Ali Siddiq - Father's Day - The Half Hour)

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