I've never had an American McDonalds before.

我從來沒有吃過美國麥當勞。

When I was growing up, I was a Burger King kid, and then when I got older I started loving Chick-fil-A, and then Chick-fil-A started hating gay people, and now I don't eat fast food.

在我成長的過程中，我是一個漢堡王的孩子，然後當我長大後，我開始喜歡Chick-fil-A，然後Chick-fil-A開始討厭同志，現在我不吃快餐。

I think eating McDonalds once every 16 years isn't going to be terrible.

我覺得16年吃一次麥當勞並不可怕。

I don't know if french fries are involved.

我不知道是否涉及薯條。

How could it not be delicious?

怎麼會不好吃呢？

That's lazy as (beep) man.

那是懶得（嗶）人。

It looks like someone trampled on it.

看起來像是有人踐踏了它。

Wait, I've never had a burrito for breakfast, I didn't realize that was a thing.

等等，我從來沒有吃過捲餅當早餐，我不知道那是一種東西。

What's in this?

這裡面有什麼？

Nope.

不對

I think that's good.

我認為這是很好的。

Okay, I did not want to swallow that.

好吧，我不想吞下這個。

It tastes like actual eggs.

它的味道就像真正的雞蛋。

This is why I have avoided it all this time because I knew it would be delicious.

這也是為什麼我一直避而不見的原因，因為我知道它很好吃。

It's like a little too slimy.

好像有點太粘稠了。

And look, I feel like that's even like a hint of a vegetable.

而且你看，我感覺那甚至像是一絲菜的味道。

It doesn't look like meat, it's kind of gray.

它看起來不像肉，有點灰。

But I'll eat it anyway because it tastes good.

但我還是會吃，因為味道不錯。

Ooh, a sausage McGriddle.

哦，一個香腸麥格理。

It's the McDonalds coming out.

是麥當勞出來的。

It looks so gross and, like, sad.

它看起來很噁心，像，悲傷。

Oh, it has an "M" on it.

哦，上面有一個 "M"。

That's fancy.

這是花哨的。

What's in it?

裡面有什麼？

They've like injected syrup into the pancake.

他們就像在煎餅裡注入了糖漿。

Is it raisins?

是葡萄乾嗎？

That's really weird.

這真的很奇怪。

It like (beep) smashes you over the head with syrup.

就像（嗶）用糖漿砸你的頭。

Genius.

天才。

I don't think I would ever order this, but I would eat it.

我想我不會點這個，但我會吃。

All right, so I've heard of a McMuffin, this is like something people are like way into.

好吧，所以我聽說過一個麥克鬆餅， 這就像東西的人都喜歡的方式進入。

I always thought it was like a word for something sexual.

我一直以為這是個性愛的詞。

This one has the nutritional facts on it.

這個上面有營養成分。

I'm just going to skip that.

我就不說了

It's pretty delicious.

這是相當美味的。

The cheese is like yellow glue sauce.

奶酪就像黃色的膠水醬。

It has that like plastic look to it, you know?

它有那種像塑膠的外觀，你知道嗎？

It's just too much bread, I'm just eating bread.

只是麵包太多，我只是在吃麵包。

Take that off, let's see if that's better.

把這個拿掉，看看是不是好點了。

But now I have to look at what I'm eating, which is kind of a nightmare.

但現在我得看看我吃的是什麼，這有點像一場噩夢。

This one is not that bad.

這個也不差。

It tastes like a dementor kissed the flavor out of this.

味道就像攝魂怪親吻了這個的味道。

But it's not that good either.

但也沒有那麼好。

Where's that burrito?

那個捲餅在哪裡？

I want that burrito back.

我想要回那個捲餅。

Oh man, this looks like an airplane breakfast.

哦，夥計，這看起來像一個飛機早餐。

This syrup is so intoxicating.

這糖漿真讓人陶醉。

I've never like eaten syrup before, so.

我從來沒有喜歡吃糖漿，所以。

You've never had syrup before?

你從來沒有吃過糖漿？

I'm just going to put it all on because I think that's what American people would do.

我只是要把它全部裝上，因為我認為這是美國人民會做的。

I mean there's been syrup around me, I just haven't eaten it.

我的意思是，我身邊一直有糖漿，只是我沒有吃過。

It's not an insult, but I know that you all love syrup.

這不是侮辱，但我知道你們都喜歡糖漿。

I'm going to say the pancakes are not bad.

我想說的是煎餅還不錯。

It definitely tastes like a pancake.

它的味道絕對是煎餅。

Because the bread looked good.

因為麵包看起來不錯。

I mean I would put Vegemite on this.

我的意思是，我會把Vegemite放在這上面。

Hashbrown, I'd give it a 10 out of 10 on grease.

哈什布朗，我給它打10分的油脂。

It looks like a big chicken McNugget.

看起來就像一隻大雞肉McNugget。

That's the best thing we've had so far.

這是目前最好的事情了。

I don't think I've had a hashbrown before, but it's good.

我想我以前沒吃過哈斯布朗，但它很好吃。

I like it.

我喜歡它。

I don't really like tater tots, so I'm just going to say it, um, go ahead and hate me!

我不太喜歡吃土豆餅，所以我就說了，嗯，繼續恨我吧!

I don't think I would want to eat McDonalds breakfast again.

我想我不會再想吃麥當勞的早餐了。

If there was nothing else around, yeah I'd have it.

如果周圍沒有別的東西，是的，我有它。

Am I going to eat it again?

我還會吃嗎？

Yeah, probably.

是的，可能是。

Give me 16 years.

給我16年的時間。