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  • >> Stephen: WELCOME BACK TO "A LATE SHOW" EVERYBODY.

  • YOU KNOW MY NEXT GUEST FROM "THE OFFICE," "BRIDESMAIDS," AND

  • UNBREAKABLE KIMMY SCHMIDT."

  • PLEASE WELCOME ELLIE KEMPER!

  • WELL, WELL, WELL.

  • >> WELL, WELL.

  • >> Stephen: WHAT HAVE WE HERE?

  • >> TURN OFF THE PHONE!

  • >> GLF ELLIE KEMPER.

  • WHO ARE YOU TALKING TO, SOMEBODY GOOD?

  • >> I'M TEXTING MY MOM.

  • IT IS SOMEBODY GOOD.

  • IT'S MY MOM.

  • >> Stephen: HOW WAS YOUR MOTHER'S DAY?

  • >> MINE WAS GOOD, IT WAS-- IT WAS UNEVENTFUL, WHICH WAS GOOD.

  • I HAVE TO SAY THERE WASN'T THAT MUCH DOWN TIME.

  • >> Stephen: YOU DON'T WANT AN EVENTFUL MOTHER'S DAY.

  • "HOW WAS YOUR MOTHER'S DAY?" "UNBELIEVABLY PACKED.

  • I CAN'T BELIEVE IT, WE STILL-- WE STILL HAVEN'T GOTTEN ALL THE

  • CATTLE OUT OF THE YARD."

  • >> THEY'LL THEREBY UNTIL NEXT MOTHER'S DAY.

  • I LIKE A MOTHER'S DAY BLOWOUT.

  • >> Stephen: SURE, FIGHT, 50 FIST CUFFS YOU'RE BACK IN ST. LOUIS

  • WHERE YOU GREW UP.

  • >> YES, I AM.

  • I WAS WORKING IN MONTREAL WHEN EVERYTHING START GETTING SMUT

  • DOWN.

  • I WAS WITH MY FAMILY, MY TWO SONS AND MICHEL WHO YOU KNOW.

  • >> Stephen: I DO KNOW HIM.

  • >> AND HE WAS IN MONTREAL.

  • SO WE DECIDED TO COME TO ST. LOUIS SO THE KIDS COULD HAVE

  • A YARD.

  • WE'VE BEEN STAYING AT A FRIEND'S HOUSE HERE, SINCE MARCH--

  • MID-MARCH, HOWEVER LONG THIS HAS BEEN.

  • >> Stephen: HOW HAVE YOUR KIDS LIKED IT?

  • HAVE THEY HAD A GOOD TIME.

  • YOU GUYS NORMALLY LIVE IN MANHATTAN-- NOT MANHATTAN BUT

  • NEW YORK.

  • >> WE DO LIVE IN MANHATTAN.

  • BUT COMING HERE HAS BEEN ONE SILVER LINING TO THIS AWFUL,

  • AWFUL SITUATION IS THAT MY KIDS HAVE BEEN SPENDING A LOT OF TIME

  • OUTSIDE.

  • AND WE'RE STAYING NEAR-- THERE'S A LAKE NEARBY THE HOUSE WHERE

  • WE'RE STAYING.

  • AND THERE'S SO MUCH WILDLIFE.

  • THERE'S, LIKE, DEER AND TURKEYS, EVEN.

  • AND THERE ARE GEESE.

  • AND IT'S BEEN REALLY FUN FOR JAMES, MY OLDER SON, TO SEE ALL

  • THESE ANIMALS.

  • BUT I WILL TELL YOU ONE OF THE FIRST DAYS WE WERE HERE, WE WERE

  • GOING FOR A WALK AROUND THIS LAKE, AND JAMES WAS ON HIS

  • SCOOTER AND HE WAS GOING TOO FAST.

  • SO I SHOUTED AT HIM TO SLOW DOWN.

  • AND I GUESS I STARTLED A NEARBY GOOSE, AND I HAVE TO BELIEVE SHE

  • WAS A MOTHER GOOSE.

  • BECAUSE THIS WOMAN, THIS WOMAN GOOSE, SPUN HER HEAD AROUND.

  • SHE LOOKED ME STRAIGHT IN THE EYE, AND I DON'T KNOW IF YOU ARE

  • FAMILIAR WITH EXACTLY HOW FAST GEESE CAN RUN?

  • >> Stephen: AND THEY'RE MEAN.

  • >> OH, THEY ARE MEAN!

  • I KNEW SWANS WERE MEAN.

  • I DID NOT KNOW GEESE WERE MEAN.

  • >> Stephen: OH, YEAH.

  • >> SHE CAME SPRINTING TOWARD ME.

  • THEN BEGAN TO TAKE FLIGHT, AND SHE CLIPPED MY FACE WITH HER

  • WING.

  • LIKE, SHE-- SHE GOT ME.

  • >> Stephen: WOW!

  • GAVE YOU ONE OF THESE, WHACK!

  • >> A TOTAL WHACK.

  • AND THEN I THOUGHT WE WERE DONE.

  • WE WERE NOT DONE.

  • SHE THEN WHEELED AROUND-- I GUESS SPUN AROUND-- AND THEN

  • PUNCHED ME IN THE FACE WITH HER WING AGAIN.

  • AND IT WAS-- IT WAS-- IT WAS VERY-- IT WAS TERRIFYING.

  • >> Stephen: DID IT UPSET YOUR SON?

  • >> NO.

  • AND, IN FACT, EVER SINCE THE GOOSE ATTACK, DO YOU KNOW WHAT

  • HE SAYS TO ME?

  • >> Stephen: WHAT?

  • >> WELL I'LL TELL YOU.

  • HE SAYS, "I REALLY WISH I WEREN'T A PERSON I WANT TO BE A

  • GOOSE."

  • THIS IS AFTER SEEING HIS MOTHER BE ATTACKED BY A GOOSE.

  • >> Stephen: WOW.

  • >> NOW HE WANTS TO BE A GOOSE.

  • SO YOU TELL ME -- >> Stephen: HAVE YOU-- HAVE

  • YOU REMINDED HIM THAT YOU ARE A VICTIMAVE GOOSE.

  • >> YES, I HAVE.

  • I SAID, "YOU KNOW, JAMES.

  • A GOOSE ATTACKED ME.

  • YOU WERE THERE WATCHING."

  • AND HE SAID, "I KNOW, MOM.

  • BUT HE DIDN'T GET ME."

  • I DON'T KNOW WHAT THAT MEANS.

  • I DON'T KNOW WHAT TO DO WITH THAT.

  • >> Stephen: I WANT TO TALK TO YOU ABOUT "THE UNBREAKABLE KIMMY

  • SMITS, THE INTERACTIVE."

  • AND HOW IS IT AN INTERACTIVE MOVIE?

  • >> IT'S VERY COOL, TINA FEY, AND ROBERT KARLIC, INNOVATORS

  • UNTIL THE END.

  • >> Stephen: TILL THE END?

  • THAT'S KIND OF GRIM.

  • "TILL THE END, YEAH."

  • >> THEY'LL BE INNOVATING UNTIL THAT TIME.

  • BASICALLY, YOU, THE VIEWER, CAN CHOOSE WHICH CHOICE YOU WANT THE

  • CHARACTERS TO MAKE.

  • AT VARIOUS POINTS IN THE SHOW, PRETTY MUCH EVERY FIVE OR 10

  • MINUTES, THERE'S A CHOICE THAT APPEARS ON THE BOTTOM OF YOUR

  • SCREEN, AND THE VIEWER GETS TO DECIDE WHICH ROW HE OR SHE WANTS

  • TO GO DOWN.

  • >> Stephen: WAIT A SECOND.

  • HOW MUCH DOES THAT DECISION TREE KIND OF PICK YOUR OWN ADVENTURE,

  • HOW MUCH MUCH ARE.

  • MOVIE DID YOU HAVE TO SHOOT FOR THAT TO EXIST?

  • >> I KNOW.

  • SO MUCH MOVIE.

  • WE SHOT IT IN UNDER 30 DAYS LAST SUMMER.

  • IT'S NINE MOVIES IN ONE-- NO, 30 MOVIES IN ONE.

  • I JUST UPPED IT.

  • IT'S A LOT OF MOVIES IN ONE, AND KEEPING TRACK OF THAT WAS VERY

  • CONFUSING.

  • >> Stephen: I WANT TO PUT UP A PHOTO ON SCREEN HERE, AND IT'S

  • YOU AND YOUR COSTAR, TITUSS BURGESS, FROM THE BEGINNING OF

  • "KIMMY SCHMIDT."

  • CAN YOU EXPLAIN WHY YOU WANTED THIS MOMENT MEMORIALIZED?

  • THAT'S AN UNUSUAL SHOT.

  • >> IT'S NOT YOUR TYPICAL SHOT.

  • THIS WAS DURING THE PILOT, THE FIRST EPISODE OF "UNBREAKABLE

  • KIMMY SCHMIDT."

  • AND BASICALLY WE JUST WANTED TO TAKE A SELFIE.

  • HE WAS GOING TO POST IT ON INSTAGRAM.

  • OH, WE'RE WORKING TOGETHER.

  • HOW MUCH FUN.

  • BUT WHEN THE PRODUCTION ASISTANT TOOK THE PHOTO SHOWED

  • US HIS PHONE, IT WAS SO-- IT LOOKS LIKETITUSS IS NAKED.

  • >> Stephen: IT IS.

  • >> LET'S CALL IT WHAT IT IS.

  • IT LOOKS LIKE HE IS NOT WEARING ANY CLOTHES.

  • >> Stephen: AT THE VERY BEST FROM THE WAIST DOWN HE'S VAPOR,

  • LIKE A JEANIE.

  • >> Stephen: I'M NOT SURE WHICH ONE IS BETTER.

  • >> Stephen: OKAY.

  • >> TO BE HONEST.

  • THE REASON HE DIDN'T HAVE A SHIRT ON, IS HE WAS TAKING A

  • SHOWER IN THE WORLD OF THE SHOW.

  • SO ANYWAY, WHEN I SAW THIS PHOTO, AGAIN, IT'S SO VERY

  • STEAMY, THAT I STARTED LAUGHING UNCONTROLLABLY.

  • AND ONE THING THAT HAPPENS TO ME SOMETIMES WHEN I LAUGH TOO HARD,

  • I DO WET MY PANTS.

  • I HAVE ALWAYS DONE THAT.

  • AND WHY STOP NOW?

  • SO I STARTED TO WET MY PANTSZ.

  • AND THIS IS WHEN I KNEW TITUSS WAS MY FOREVER FRIEND.

  • I GO, "OH, MY GOSH.

  • I'M SO SORRY.

  • I'M WETTING MY PANTS RIGHT NOW."

  • AND HE SAID, "EWWW."

  • THAT'S ALL HE SAID WAS EWWW.

  • THE BOTTOM OF HIM WAS VAPOR.

  • >> Stephen: YOU WERE STILL SITTING ON HIS LAP WHEN THIS

  • HAPPENED?

  • >> YES.

  • HE TOOK IT ALL-- I HOPPED UP WHEN I REALIZED --

  • >> Stephen: AND YOU STAYED FRIEND.

  • THAT'S A GOOD MAN.

  • HOLD ON TO THAT ONE.

  • I WILL FOREVER.

  • >> Stephen: THE THE INTERACTIVE SPECIAL

  • "UNBREAKABLE KIMMY SCHMIDT: KIMMY VS. THE REVEREND" IS

  • AVAILABLE NOW ON NETFLIX.

  • ELLIE KEMPER, EVERYBODY!

  • WE'LL BE RIGHT BACK.

  • THANKS ELLIE.

  • >> THANK YOU SO MUCH.