but the slow-beating heart of The Witcher

is in its monsters.

While some may be unfamiliar to you,

they've actually been with us,

stalking through human stories

for centuries, even millennia.

Here are the very real mythologies

behind every single monster

in the first half of The Witcher's first season,

in order of appearance.

And if you want them all, let us know

by liking, sharing, and telling us in the comments.

Okay, so you know The Witcher's serious about monsters

when it has a kikimora in the first scene

of the first episode.

If that name's not ringing a bell,

it's probably because it's a beast from Slavic folklore,

which has been underrepresented in popular fiction.

To start, kikimoras are always female.

They rise from stillborn children

or women who died in labor

and often bear the deceased's face.

In some Russian versions of the tale,

kikimora is indeed a creature of the swamp

who leaves wet footprints wherever she goes.

But in most, she's a purely household spirit,

occasionally a nightmarish household spirit,

slipping through keyholes to squat

on the chest of sleepers, suffocating them,

in her more benign incarnations, though,

she's described as more of a nuisance

with a cleanliness fetish.

So, you can think of kikimora

as kind of a monstrous cousin to Marie Kondo?

I love mess.

Human-animal hybrids are a ...

♪ Tale as old as time ♪

Almost every mythological tradition on Earth

has some variation of them.

The first we see in The Witcher are sylvans,

which resemble fawns, the unpredictable woodland man-goats

from Greco-Roman mythology, although maybe they hit

more like the bloodthirsty half-man-half-bovine Minotaur.

In many versions of that latter myth,

the Minotaur was conceived when the insulted god Poseidon

took revenge on the insulting King Minos

by cursing his wife, making her fall

for a real specimen of a bull.

There's a lot of art on the internet about this.

It might be why Geralt goes immediately for the mom insults.

You mother****** goat!

But lest you think that human-animal hybrids

are just ancient, magical things, allow me to introduce you

to the mysterious pig-faced lady of Europe.

Nearly simultaneously in the 1600s,

in multiple places across the continent,

a legend arose of a pregnant rich woman who was cursed

and whose baby was born with a pig's head.

They myth persisted and somehow gained the veneer of fact.

As late as the 1800s, newspapers reported that

the pig-faced lady lived in London's posh Manchester-Square.

Goats, pigs, bulls.

But what about The Witcher's human-hedgehog combo?

Has that ever popped up in myth?

Well, because we go the extra mile here at Netflix,

I looked into this, and ...

Nope.

I found Hans My Hedgehog, a cockerel-riding,

bagpipe-playing, princess-loving Brothers Grimm creation

who was a wee bit more monstrous in the Jim Henson version.

That's enough!

Out!

If you've finished The Witcher,

you know that the striga is probably the scariest monster

on the show; although, technically she's a cursed human.

And that's fitting, because they're pretty terrifying

in the scant myths about them, too.

According to what we have, the striga

is sort of a vampire prototype:

huge, almost bird-like claws, sharp fangs,

and a thirst for human flesh and blood,

although she can live off of animals, too.

But strigas weren't born that way.

The unlikely number was two.

People with two hearts, two souls, two sets of teeth,

conditions common when a pregnant woman was cursed,

could become strigas after they died.

They second self sort of took over the corpse

and went on a feeding frenzy.

Even though they're not so common in fiction,

it's interesting how many cultures

have variations on the theme.

Strigas' demonic cousins proliferated across southern

and eastern Europe to unlikely places, like your garden.

This is the striga, or witchweed plant,

which is kind of pretty, right?

But it's known for viciously penetrating the roots

of a host plant and sucking out all of its nutrients.

Scientists even make dad jokes about its rapaciousness.

So, whether it's the plant or the bewitched

princess variety, stay away from strigas, y'all.

Well, when it comes to episode four's selkiemaw,

the showrunners of The Witcher

didn't give us much info work with.

Thanks, Lauren Schmidt Hissrich!

All we hear is a pretty gripping tavern talk

from a villager that includes the creature's name.

The ice cracked open!

And a selkiemaw shot out!

Oh, you'll never see one!

And all we see are its guts on Geralt.

I had to get it from the inside.

The name selkiemaw, in every spelling we could think of,

doesn't return any results.

But plain old selkies are indeed notable

mythological creatures of the water.

In Irish, Scottish, and Icelandic folklore,

the selkie is kind of an affable, shape-shifting seal.

It mostly spends its time in seal-like endeavors,

lounging on rocks, being cute, et cetera.

But occasionally, it sheds its prized skin,

revealing a beautiful human underneath, and comes ashore.

There's usually a lot of marriage shenanigans after this.

Its use is fitting for an episode written by an Irishman.

Still, a friendly seal with magical outerwear

doesn't quite square with what little we know

of the selkiemaw, like it can swallow a witcher whole,

it has swallowed a whole village whole,

it possesses a cavernous mouth with devil's teeth.

And, actually, there is tell of a similar creature

lurking deep within Russia,

about a six-hour's drive west of Moscow: the Brosno dragon.

It's said to be a huge, reptilian or dinosaur-like creature

that inhabits the small but curiously deep

waters of Lake Brosno.

And just like the selkiemaw, the dragon can eat.

His stories are full of him chomping down on things

like invading Tatar warriors and their horses,

a German airplane during World War II,

and somehow an entire island that some vikings

were going to leave some treasure on.

I don't know if this wise without a witcher in tow,

but people still look for the dragon.

This is an easily chompable dogsled team

searching across the frozen lake.

♪ Toss a coin to your witcher ♪

♪ O valley of plenty ♪

♪ Whoa ♪

Our search for the selkiemaw, however,

has reached its successful conclusion.

We figured it out!

Take that, Lauren Schmidt Hissrich!

Thank you!

In the fourth episode,

there's also this formidable killer insect

that haunts Yennefer, roachhound.

So we started researching it, and the weirdest thing

we realized is, where are all the insect monsters?

Like, I mean, insects, and all arthropods, really,

are basically already monsters in real life.

So, why not make them mythological ones?

But maybe it's because we're not looking

in the right places.

Think about it: the typical Western myths

that many of us learn in school usually involve mammalian

or sometimes lizard-like creatures.

But Asian, Pacific, and indigenous folklore

often seems to use insects and spiders

in their monster-making.