字幕列表 影片播放 列印英文字幕 ♫ To you ♫ - Having my coworkers sing to me is my worst nightmare. - Oh, (bleep) now I'm gonna have to get you something nice on your birthday, too! - Wearing this hat so people remember that it's my birthday. - This is my favorite day of the year because I can be super typical and no one can say a damn thing about it. - Buy me shots! That's what this means. - I know you're all just here because you want cake. None of you give a (bleep) about my birthday. - Oh yeah, I miss getting presents. - I know my birthday is only one day, but I'm gonna drag it out for an entire week. - Please blow out so I can go back to work. - I know you're using my birthday as an excuse just to get drunk, so am I. - Oh, yeah! I'm gonna spend most of today counting my Facebook posts, see how many people wished me Happy Birthday. - I'm know I'm an unbearable drunk, but it's my birthday, so you literally have no choice but to stand here and talk to me. - I wish this moment would end. Please - You're my secret office crush and if you don't come to my party, I'm-- it's gonna just destroy me. - This present is just a reminder of how old I'm getting. - (laughs) I actually haven't enjoyed a birthday since I turned 21. - (blows) I'm gonna die alone. (coworkers clapping) - [Voiceover] Bitch, don't think I didn't notice that you didn't write on my Facebook wall. Texts don't count. - The office manager forgot to buy me a cake and I'm slowly dying inside. But I got a hat!