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Okay, are we all here?
I think so.
I don't know about you all, but my productivity has been through the roof since I've been able to work from home and not wear pants.
No, I didn't dress up for this video conference.
This is how I dress at home every day.
'Cause it looks good.
Bro, I'm gonna have to call back into this conference later 'cause I am finishing an episode of Tiger King and this (beep) is getting crazy.
Okay, so let me get some updates on the projects you all have been working on this week.
From the deafening silence, I'm assuming that means none of you have done anything.
If this was an in-person meeting, I would have brought snacks for everyone, like I always do, but since it's not, I've just got them for me, but they're really good.
You guys would really like them.
What am I drinking?
What do you mean to imply by that?
I'll share with you this spreadsheet from my screen and... oh crap, uh...
No, no, no, no.
No, God!
This isn't my computer.
Timmy, no, I muted you for a reason!
And stop bringing your computer with you into the bathroom during the video conference for the love of all that is holy.
Hey, if I could just get a word in real quick.
Can you guys hear me?
Am I on mute or is this just my life?
I know that we're about to wrap up, but I'd like to go back to the topic that we settled 20 minutes ago and argue the opposite of what I argued back then to prolong this video conference at least another 30 minutes.
Really quick, could everyone who thinks this is a productive use of our time please raise your hand so I know who I can't be friends with anymore?
Stop talking at the same time.
Stop talking at the same time.
No one can hear anybody if you're talking at the same time.
Yeah, I'm here.
I've been here the whole time.
I just haven't said anything 'cause I don't care.
All right, so let's wrap this thing up with some optimistic closure.
What are some takeaways from today's meeting besides learning to mute yourself when you need to fart?
Next time, let's just have these discussions through email so I don't have to sit through the excruciating minutiae of the back-and-forths and can instead just skim the important points or perhaps just ignore it all together and somehow still get my job done.
All right, goodbye everyone.
I've had to pee quite badly for the last half hour but didn't really want to say anything, so I'm gonna go do that now if I can make it... and you're all gone anyway, okay.
If you want to own some of these cool designs to wear on your own body, the link is in the description.
You can be repping your favorite YouTube channel, which is this one.
No, I muted you for a reason and stop... just stop.
Timmy, no, I - eh.
And for the - lelelele...
Timmy, I swear. Timmy?
We're living in a society.


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nanako.kamiya 發佈於 2020 年 5 月 4 日
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