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  • Hey, it's your boy McEnroe again.

    嗨,我是 John McEnroe。

  • This is Devi Vishwakumar, she's a 15-year-old Indian-American girl from Sherman Oaks, California.

    她是 Devi Vishwakumar,今年十五歲,一位來自加州千橡城的印度裔美國女孩。

  • And it's her first day of sophomore year.

    今天是她升上高二的第一天。

  • And I am legendary tennis player, John McEnroe.

    而我是網球界的傳奇選手 John McEnroe。

  • [Never have I ever: best narration from John McEnroe.]

    [《好想做一次》John McEnroe 當旁白]

  • Devi has what you might consider a short fuse, and sometimes she's a straight up psycho.

    Devi 的個性有點暴躁易怒,有時甚至像個瘋子。

  • Which I find pretty admirable.

    但我倒是滿喜歡她這種性格。

  • Paxton Hall-Yoshida, the hottest guy at Sherman Oaks high.

    Paxton 是謝爾曼高中最帥的男孩。

  • I know it's a little weird for me to be saying that.

    我知道這種話由我說出口有點怪。

  • But come on, look at this kid's jawline.

    但看看他的下巴輪廓,真不是普通帥。

  • As much as Devi wanted to be a chill girl that you could have sex with, she knew the truth.

    Devi 想要成為受歡迎的校園風雲人物,但她知道...

  • She was a weird loser and a member of the UN.

    她只是個萬年魯蛇,被同學們稱作 UN 成員之一。

  • And today was certainly not gonna change that.

    想當然,在開學首日這些情況依舊不變。

  • The hot pocket, it was where all the best looking guys in school ate lunch.

    全校受歡迎的男生都會聚集在「帥哥區」吃午餐。

  • We're talking Marcus Jones.

    好比 Marcus Jones。

  • We're talking Eddie Tan.

    還有 Eddie Tan。

  • Hell, we're talking Trent Harrison!

    當然還有 Trent Harrison。

  • But Devi was determined.

    此時此刻,Devi 的心意已決。

  • Paxton's chiseled face actually worked a miracle.

    Paxton 輪廓分明的帥臉真的創造了奇蹟。

  • But even though she told her friends that Jonah was the one she was after, Paxton Hall-Yoshida just seemed so much more, I don't know... hot.

    雖然 Devi 告訴她的朋友,她的目標對象是 Jonah,不過 Paxton 真的...帥到難以招架。

  • That's why she wanted to post this thirst trap in the first place.

    所以,她特地上傳一段性感舞蹈影片。

  • So Paxton would like it, and maybe like her.

    希望 Paxton 會喜歡她的影片,然後愛上她。

  • So the next morning, Devi took her dad's advice and decided to fight back with her spirit, AKA she would be serving a damn lewk.

    隔天一早,Devi 聽從她爸爸的建議,決定要用氣勢戰勝一切,也就是她要打扮得性感迷人。

  • Did he just say she looked good?

    他剛剛是說她很正嗎?

  • Holy shit!

    難以置信!

  • Maybe she wasn't as friend-zoned as she thought.

    或許他不只想跟她當朋友而已。

  • Oh God, get outta there Devi, this is a classic brush off.

    喔真夠尷尬,Devi 快離開那裡,他很明顯就是對妳沒興趣。

  • Uh, cool.

    呃,好喔!

  • Well, this certainly was not the walk of shame Devi was hoping for.

    這當然不是 Devi 原本希望的狼狽模樣。

  • Oh, you finally figured out you're a Gryffindor like me?

    妳終於發現妳跟我一樣是都葛萊芬多學院的嗎?

  • No, I'm obviously a Ravenclaw like Eleanor.

    不是好嗎,我跟 Eleanor 一樣都是萊文克勞。

  • They're all Hufflepuff.

    她們都是赫夫帕夫。

  • So Devi was grounded and forced to become a house servant.

    Devi 不但被禁足,還被迫成為家中的奴隸。

  • Currently, she was on ironing duty.

    現在,她正忙著燙衣服。

  • Man, this is boring.

    老天,這有夠無聊。

  • I'm a tennis commentator, not a golf commentator!

    我是網球評論家,可不是高爾夫球評論家。

  • Dr. Ryan and her friends were so wrong.

    Ryan 醫生和她的好友都錯了

  • Devi wasn't lost, she was a frigging sexual conquistador who had just snagged her first kiss from a teenage Adonis!

    Devi 沒有迷失自我,她是超狂的性征服者,她的初吻對象根本就像是青少年版的希臘俊美男神——阿多尼斯。

  • And as far as she could tell that Jeep ride just solved all her problems.

    在她看來,那趟便車解決了所有的問題。

  • Are you okay, kid?

    孩子,妳還好嗎?

  • Oh fuck, you're John McEnroe!

    不會吧,你是 John McEnroe 嗎?

  • I am.

    對,我是。

  • Whoa, it's me, small world.

    哇,是我欸,這世界可真小。

  • Thank you so much, Mr. McEnroe!

    太感謝你了,McEnroe 先生。

Hey, it's your boy McEnroe again.

嗨,我是 John McEnroe。

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