What?

怎麼了？

Nothing... I just.. heard something nice about you.

沒什麼...我只是...剛聽說了你的一個優點。

Oh, really?

喔，真的嗎？

Richard?

Richard？

Richard, your son isn't seeing anyone, is he?

Richard...你的兒子沒有在跟別人交往，對吧？

Uh, not that I know of.

就我所知是這樣沒錯。

Well, I was thinking why doesn't he give Monica a call?

嗯，我在想那他何不給 Monica 打個電話？

That..

那樣...

That's an idea.

那樣也是個主意。

Well, actually, I'm already seeing someone.

嗯，其實我已經在跟別人交往了。

-Oh? -Oh?

-喔？-喔？

Oh..

喔...

She never tells us anything.

她什麼都不跟我們說。

Ross, did you know Monica's (is) seeing someone?

Ross，你知道 Monica 有在跟別人交往嗎？

Mom, there are so many people in my life.

媽，我的生命中有很多人出現。

Some of them are seeing people and some of them aren't.

有些人有在約會，有些則沒有。

Is that crystal?

那是水晶嗎？

So, who's the mystery man?

那麼，那位神秘男子究竟是誰？

Well, uh, he's a doctor.

嗯，他是一位醫生。

A real doctor?

一位真的醫生？

No, a doctor of meat.

不，他是肉類醫生。

Of course he's a real doctor.

當然是一位真的醫生。

And he's handsome.

他長相英俊。

And he's sweet, and I know you'd like him.

而且很體貼，我知道妳會喜歡他的。

Well, that's wonderful.

那真是太好了。

I...

我...

Mom, it's okay.

媽，沒事的。

It is, Judy.

是的，Judy。

Jack!

Jack！

Could you come in here for a moment?

你能來一下嗎？

-Now! -Found it.

-馬上。-找到了。

I'll take that, dad.

爸，我幫你拿著這個。

It seems your daughter and Richard are something of an item.

看樣子你女兒跟 Richard 算是湊成一對情侶了。

That's impossible.

那是不可能的。

He's got a twinkie in the city.

他在城市裡交了個嫩妹。

Dad, I'm the twinkie.

爸，那就是我。

You're the twinkie?

你就是那個嫩妹？

She's not a twinkie.

她不是那種虛有其表的嫩妹。

Alright, look, you guys this is the best relationship I've been in.

行了，你們都給我聽著，這是我有史以來最棒的一段戀情。

Oh, please, a relationship?

喔拜託！一段戀情？

Yes, a relationship.

對，一段戀情。

For your information, I am crazy about this man.

順帶一提，這個男人讓我為之瘋狂。

Really?

真的？

-Yes. -Wow.

-真的。- 哇！

Am I supposed to stand here and listen to this on my birthday?

難道我應該在我生日這天，站在這裡聽這種事嗎？

Dad, dad, this is a good thing for me.

爸，爸，這對我來說是一件好事。

You know and you even said yourself you'd never seen Richard happier.

你知道你自己也說過你從未見到 Richard 這麼開心。

When did I say that?

我什麼時候說過了？

Upstairs in the bathroom.

在樓上浴室裡。

Right before you felt up mom.

就在你對媽毛手毛腳前。

♪ Happy birthday to you ♪

♪ 祝你生日快樂 ♪

♪ Happy birthday to you ♪

♪ 祝你生日快樂 ♪

♪ Happy birthday dear Jack ♪

♪ 祝親愛的傑克生日快樂 ♪

♪ Happy birthday to you ♪

♪ 祝你生日快樂 ♪