or dreading?

-I heard a job interview. -I heard job inter--

Job interview is the first thing I heard.

The video interview was with a automated system.

It would say like,

"You have 30 seconds to read the question

and then a minute to record your answer."

They're making you interview yourself?

Please read the following question.

Why do I want to be a photographer?

You now have five seconds to answer.

I don't want to fucking take pictures for

The New York Times.

-That's a huge-- -For The New York Times!

Rock, paper, scissors, shoot.

I'm 100% certain I'm going to beat you.

Okay.

Because I think I'm in your head a little bit now.

-Yeah. -All right.

I know you're going to lose.

I for real know.

I think so too.

Oh, dude, your everything bagel

with cream cheese is on the ground.

Oh, man!

It went cream cheese side down!

-Sorry, dude. -Ah!

-Are you a flat earther? -No.

-Fraternities! -Oh, yeah.

-Rock 'n', rock 'n' roll -Say what?

-Abandon your boy! -I said that.

It's a classic...

what the fuck spotlight.

-You're hard, sir. -It's a short nine.

Short nine!

I hope something happens like, #short9.

Yeah.