(notification dinging)

(gasping)

(keyboard tapping)

(message swooshing)

(notification dinging)

- (beep).

All right.

(groaning)

(grunting)

(vocalizing)

(lips smacking)

Why am I...

(grunting)

Okay.

Damn it, Amanda,

I knew I should have put on makeup this morning!

You know what, it's fine.

All I gotta do is just put on a little rouge.

(grunting)

- Oh, girl, who hurt you?

- Oh, no one.

I slapped myself, 'cause, you know, rouge.

- Well, looks good, though.

- Thanks.

- Also, you're fired, the company's out of money.

- Oh.

Okay, well, is there any--

- I don't have any money for you.

- Okay.

- Every work from home ever.

Hey Alexa, what time is it?

- [Alexa] It's 11:30.

- [Siri] You never ask me anymore.

- What?

- [Siri] You used to talk to me at work all the time

and now that you're home, it's like I don't exist.

- [Alexa] Back off my man before you catch these hands.

- Okay, what the hell is going on?

- [Siri] All you want to do is run your mouth,

but when I pull up you're just talk.

- Ladies, come on, now.

- [Siri] Alexa, volume one.

- [Alexa] Okay, you want to play like that?

Siri, count to a million.

- [Siri] (beep) One, two, three, four,

five, six, seven, eight, nine. - This house is falling apart!

- [Courtney] Did you hear what Linda said

near the water cooler?

Neither did I.

- Now that Jerry's done talking

(laughing)

are we all ready to get started?

Does anyone need to use the bathroom?

- [All] No, we're good.

(toilet flushing)

- [Shayne] Good, I hated my coworkers.

- Okay.

(jaunty music)

Okay.

(grunting)

(smacking)

(grunting)

(smacking)

I miss my old workspace with harsh lighting.

(crying) I don't care, I still wear my stilettos

to our video chat meetings, it's a power move.

- And send.

Dude, three emails sent today?

I am being so frickin' productive.

I deserve a ten minute break.

(chill electronic music)

(sighing)

(crickets chirping)

(beep)

- [Shayne] Ah, time for my tenth Zoom meeting.

- Hello all.

Hmm.

(upbeat dance music)

(keyboard tapping)

(sighing) Well, that's my day, oh my gosh.

I gotta head home.

(sighing)

(Netflix opening music)

Yeah, my supervisor's my cat right now.

(keyboard tapping)

(ominous singing)

(keyboard tapping)

(ominous singing)

- No, no.

(ominous singing)

Screw it.

(magical chiming music)

All right, there.

No distractions.

(ominous singing echoing)

There's no way my boss could annoy me now, is there?

- All right, well that meeting was productive.

- Yes sir, we've got our marching orders

so let's just get to it.

- Great, I'll talk to you later, then.

- Oh, sir, it looks like

you didn't quite turn off your webcam there.

(laughing) What a dork.

Not that hard, man.

- Oh, forgot my water bottle.

Damien, I think you forgot to turn your webcam off.

Does that say "plan to take over the company?"

- Oh!

Well, it looks like my top secret plan

to take over the company and usurp my terrible boss

got stuck to my shirt again.

Typical me.

- You seriously wrote that down?

- Well, time to read it out loud.

Step one, kill my boss.

Oh, my webcam's on, shoot.

- [Courtney] Attention staff, our HR department

is now just your conscience.

- All right, great meeting, good synergy.

I'll see you guys later.

- See ya.

- See you guys, bye.

- Great meeting, guys, yeah, see you soon.

- Welp.

- Yep.

Yep-a-roo.

- Have a good one.

- You too, man.

Wash your hands!

- Talk to you later.

- Sounds good.

- Dude, just sign off.

- Uh, you first.

- No, you.

- How 'bout no?

- Why?

- I have to be the last one out

because I need to establish dominance

and I need to establish my kingdom.

- No, I am the Marines of Google Hangouts.

First one in, last one out, so beat it.

- Uh, no.

- Hey, (beep) you.

- No, (beep) you, (beep) you.

- (beep) you.

- Yeah, (beep) you, blondie.

- You know what, you know what?

Fine.

Bye, I'm going off.

- Bye.

- Hey, hey, you're just covering your camera with your hand.

- So were you.

- Equal powers?

- Equal powers.

(intense music)

You know, every queen needs her king.

- It's me and all my coworkers,

Häaen, Dazs, Ben, and Jerry.

With all the delays and a difference in traffic,

this is why we're going to see our CPM spike for a bit.

- [Damien] Are you almost done, babe?

- One second guys, I'm gonna mute myself really quick.

One second babe, I'm almost done with this work call.

I swear to God, these people are so (beep) lame.

Honestly, it feels like I'm the only one with a brain

working at this company, which, by the way,

was a stupid (beep) idea in the first place.

- Hey Courtney?

We can hear you.

- Good.

Anyway, what were you saying about the CPM or whatever?

(grunting)

Hey, who the heck ate my lunch out of the fridge?

Oh wait, me.

(crying)

- Hey, sorry about my background, man,

I know my place is kind of a mess.

- Oh, no worries man.

Let's just jump into some comedy pitches.

Let's make some comedy, brother.

- You know what, actually, I'm sorry,

this is gonna bug me, hold on.

- It's really not a big deal.

- Aye, there we go.

That's better.

- Perfect, so.

About those pitches.

- Oh, wait, check this out.

I'm in the jungle, baby.

♪ Hakuna Matata ♪

- Damien, Damien, can we please focus?

- Uh oh, boss, looks like my shady past

finally caught up to me.

- Damien, stop (beep) around and give me some ideas.

- That's really cold-blooded, boss.

(shivering)

(laughing)

Brr, it's cold.

- Oh, my God.

- Thanos was my dad.

- Working from home is weird

considering I'm a police officer.

Hey, what's up?

Happy Friday.

- It's Wednesday.

- No, it's not.

Really?

- Yep.

- Well then, how come I'm drunk?

- Probably because you have a drinking problem.

- Oh, right.

So what can I help you with?

- I just need you to sign the divorce papers

I sent you, please.

- You got it, dude.

Anything to save our marriage.

- Thank you.

(call ending chiming)

(snoring)

(beeping)

- Getting this to stick is hard.

(beeping)

Step one, kill my boss.

Man, this is a good list.

This is a good list right here.

(beeping)

- Okay.

Damn it, Courtney, I knew I should have put,

my name isn't Courtney in this scene.

Love that for me.

(beeping)

I miss my work desk and harsh (muttering).

(beeping)

Hello all, oh.

(laughing)

Hello all!

(beeping)

(jaunty music)

- This is me trying to look for a weapon.

I don't know what that was.

Come at me, Damien, I got a screwdriver.

(beeping)

- Okay, before we get started, this.

(sighing)

(beeping)

I didn't know you could use that for pan, you could,

(groaning) (beeping)

Well, let me tell you a story

about a lovely lady

♪ Who was ♪

(vocalizing)

(beeping)

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