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  • I AM RUNNING TO BE THE NEXT HOST

  • I AM RUNNING TO BE THE NEXT HOST

  • I AM RUNNING TO BE THE NEXT HOST OF "JIMMY KIMMEL LIVE!"

  • I AM RUNNING TO BE THE NEXT HOST OF "JIMMY KIMMEL LIVE!"

  • I AM RUNNING TO BE THE NEXT HOST OF "JIMMY KIMMEL LIVE!" THIS IS A VERY STRANGE NIGHT.

  • OF "JIMMY KIMMEL LIVE!" THIS IS A VERY STRANGE NIGHT.

  • OF "JIMMY KIMMEL LIVE!" THIS IS A VERY STRANGE NIGHT. NOT ONLY BECAUSE THIS IS MY

  • THIS IS A VERY STRANGE NIGHT. NOT ONLY BECAUSE THIS IS MY

  • THIS IS A VERY STRANGE NIGHT. NOT ONLY BECAUSE THIS IS MY FIRST TIME HOSTING A TALK

  • NOT ONLY BECAUSE THIS IS MY FIRST TIME HOSTING A TALK

  • NOT ONLY BECAUSE THIS IS MY FIRST TIME HOSTING A TALK SHOW -- BECAUSE WE'RE DOING IT

  • FIRST TIME HOSTING A TALK SHOW -- BECAUSE WE'RE DOING IT

  • FIRST TIME HOSTING A TALK SHOW -- BECAUSE WE'RE DOING IT WITHOUT A REGULAR AUDIENCE.

  • SHOW -- BECAUSE WE'RE DOING IT WITHOUT A REGULAR AUDIENCE.

  • SHOW -- BECAUSE WE'RE DOING IT WITHOUT A REGULAR AUDIENCE. DUE TO PUBLIC HEALTH CONCERNS

  • WITHOUT A REGULAR AUDIENCE. DUE TO PUBLIC HEALTH CONCERNS

  • WITHOUT A REGULAR AUDIENCE. DUE TO PUBLIC HEALTH CONCERNS OVER THE CORONAVIRUS, WE

  • DUE TO PUBLIC HEALTH CONCERNS OVER THE CORONAVIRUS, WE

  • DUE TO PUBLIC HEALTH CONCERNS OVER THE CORONAVIRUS, WE CANCELLED OUR STUDIO AUDIENCE

  • OVER THE CORONAVIRUS, WE CANCELLED OUR STUDIO AUDIENCE

  • OVER THE CORONAVIRUS, WE CANCELLED OUR STUDIO AUDIENCE TONIGHT.

  • CANCELLED OUR STUDIO AUDIENCE TONIGHT.

  • CANCELLED OUR STUDIO AUDIENCE TONIGHT. A FEW KIND KIMMEL STAFFERS AND

  • TONIGHT. A FEW KIND KIMMEL STAFFERS AND

  • TONIGHT. A FEW KIND KIMMEL STAFFERS AND SOME FRIENDS ARE HERE INSTEAD,

  • A FEW KIND KIMMEL STAFFERS AND SOME FRIENDS ARE HERE INSTEAD,

  • A FEW KIND KIMMEL STAFFERS AND SOME FRIENDS ARE HERE INSTEAD, WE'RE GOING TO HAVE A GREAT

  • SOME FRIENDS ARE HERE INSTEAD, WE'RE GOING TO HAVE A GREAT

  • SOME FRIENDS ARE HERE INSTEAD, WE'RE GOING TO HAVE A GREAT TIME.

  • WE'RE GOING TO HAVE A GREAT TIME.

  • WE'RE GOING TO HAVE A GREAT TIME. EVERYONE IS SPREAD APART AT THE

  • TIME. EVERYONE IS SPREAD APART AT THE

  • TIME. EVERYONE IS SPREAD APART AT THE CDC-REPRESENTED DISTANCE.

  • EVERYONE IS SPREAD APART AT THE CDC-REPRESENTED DISTANCE.

  • EVERYONE IS SPREAD APART AT THE CDC-REPRESENTED DISTANCE. THIS WAS NOT OUR PLAN.

  • CDC-REPRESENTED DISTANCE. THIS WAS NOT OUR PLAN.

  • CDC-REPRESENTED DISTANCE. THIS WAS NOT OUR PLAN. WE JUST DECIDED THIS A FEW HOURS

  • THIS WAS NOT OUR PLAN. WE JUST DECIDED THIS A FEW HOURS

  • THIS WAS NOT OUR PLAN. WE JUST DECIDED THIS A FEW HOURS AGO.

  • WE JUST DECIDED THIS A FEW HOURS AGO.

  • WE JUST DECIDED THIS A FEW HOURS AGO. AND IT'S DISAPPOINTING, BECAUSE

  • AGO. AND IT'S DISAPPOINTING, BECAUSE

  • AGO. AND IT'S DISAPPOINTING, BECAUSE AS YOU ALL KNOW, I LOVE TO CROWD

  • AND IT'S DISAPPOINTING, BECAUSE AS YOU ALL KNOW, I LOVE TO CROWD

  • AND IT'S DISAPPOINTING, BECAUSE AS YOU ALL KNOW, I LOVE TO CROWD SURF. IT'S KINDA MY THING.

  • AS YOU ALL KNOW, I LOVE TO CROWD SURF. IT'S KINDA MY THING.

  • AS YOU ALL KNOW, I LOVE TO CROWD SURF. IT'S KINDA MY THING. BUT THE EXPERTS HAVE TOLD US THE

  • SURF. IT'S KINDA MY THING. BUT THE EXPERTS HAVE TOLD US THE

  • SURF. IT'S KINDA MY THING. BUT THE EXPERTS HAVE TOLD US THE BEST WAY TO PREVENT THE SPREAD

  • BUT THE EXPERTS HAVE TOLD US THE BEST WAY TO PREVENT THE SPREAD

  • BUT THE EXPERTS HAVE TOLD US THE BEST WAY TO PREVENT THE SPREAD OF THE VIRUS IS FOR US TO

  • BEST WAY TO PREVENT THE SPREAD OF THE VIRUS IS FOR US TO

  • BEST WAY TO PREVENT THE SPREAD OF THE VIRUS IS FOR US TO PHYSICALLY STAY APART.

  • OF THE VIRUS IS FOR US TO PHYSICALLY STAY APART.

  • OF THE VIRUS IS FOR US TO PHYSICALLY STAY APART. SO THAT'S WHAT WE'RE GOING TO

  • PHYSICALLY STAY APART. SO THAT'S WHAT WE'RE GOING TO

  • PHYSICALLY STAY APART. SO THAT'S WHAT WE'RE GOING TO DO.

  • SO THAT'S WHAT WE'RE GOING TO DO.

  • SO THAT'S WHAT WE'RE GOING TO DO. THE ONLY WAY WE'RE GOING TO GET

  • DO. THE ONLY WAY WE'RE GOING TO GET

  • DO. THE ONLY WAY WE'RE GOING TO GET THROUGH THIS CRISIS IS WITH

  • THE ONLY WAY WE'RE GOING TO GET THROUGH THIS CRISIS IS WITH

  • THE ONLY WAY WE'RE GOING TO GET THROUGH THIS CRISIS IS WITH UNITY.

  • THROUGH THIS CRISIS IS WITH UNITY.

  • THROUGH THIS CRISIS IS WITH UNITY. SO LET'S DO THIS TOGETHER.

  • UNITY. SO LET'S DO THIS TOGETHER.

  • UNITY. SO LET'S DO THIS TOGETHER. WHO'S WITH ME?

  • SO LET'S DO THIS TOGETHER. WHO'S WITH ME?

  • SO LET'S DO THIS TOGETHER. WHO'S WITH ME? [CHEERS AND APPLAUSE]

  • WHO'S WITH ME? [CHEERS AND APPLAUSE]

  • WHO'S WITH ME? [CHEERS AND APPLAUSE] >> FULL DISCLOSURE -- NONE OF

  • [CHEERS AND APPLAUSE] >> FULL DISCLOSURE -- NONE OF

  • [CHEERS AND APPLAUSE] >> FULL DISCLOSURE -- NONE OF THOSE PEOPLE ARE HERE.

  • >> FULL DISCLOSURE -- NONE OF THOSE PEOPLE ARE HERE.

  • >> FULL DISCLOSURE -- NONE OF THOSE PEOPLE ARE HERE. BUT WHEN YOU DON'T HAVE A REAL

  • THOSE PEOPLE ARE HERE. BUT WHEN YOU DON'T HAVE A REAL

  • THOSE PEOPLE ARE HERE. BUT WHEN YOU DON'T HAVE A REAL AUDIENCE, YOU HAVE TO FAKE ONE.

  • BUT WHEN YOU DON'T HAVE A REAL AUDIENCE, YOU HAVE TO FAKE ONE.

  • BUT WHEN YOU DON'T HAVE A REAL AUDIENCE, YOU HAVE TO FAKE ONE. JUST LIKE TRUMP'S INAUGURATION.

  • AUDIENCE, YOU HAVE TO FAKE ONE. JUST LIKE TRUMP'S INAUGURATION.

  • AUDIENCE, YOU HAVE TO FAKE ONE. JUST LIKE TRUMP'S INAUGURATION. LAST NIGHT, PRESIDENT TRUMP

  • JUST LIKE TRUMP'S INAUGURATION. LAST NIGHT, PRESIDENT TRUMP

  • JUST LIKE TRUMP'S INAUGURATION. LAST NIGHT, PRESIDENT TRUMP ADDRESSED THE NATION REGARDING

  • LAST NIGHT, PRESIDENT TRUMP ADDRESSED THE NATION REGARDING

  • LAST NIGHT, PRESIDENT TRUMP ADDRESSED THE NATION REGARDING THE CORONAVIRUS PANDEMIC AND HAD

  • ADDRESSED THE NATION REGARDING THE CORONAVIRUS PANDEMIC AND HAD

  • ADDRESSED THE NATION REGARDING THE CORONAVIRUS PANDEMIC AND HAD THIS MESSAGE FOR THE AMERICAN

  • THE CORONAVIRUS PANDEMIC AND HAD THIS MESSAGE FOR THE AMERICAN

  • THE CORONAVIRUS PANDEMIC AND HAD THIS MESSAGE FOR THE AMERICAN PEOPLE.

  • THIS MESSAGE FOR THE AMERICAN PEOPLE.

  • THIS MESSAGE FOR THE AMERICAN PEOPLE. >> IF WE ARE VIGILANT, AND WE

  • PEOPLE. >> IF WE ARE VIGILANT, AND WE

  • PEOPLE. >> IF WE ARE VIGILANT, AND WE CAN REDUCE THE CHANCE OF

  • >> IF WE ARE VIGILANT, AND WE CAN REDUCE THE CHANCE OF

  • >> IF WE ARE VIGILANT, AND WE CAN REDUCE THE CHANCE OF INFECTION, WHICH WE WILL, WE

  • CAN REDUCE THE CHANCE OF INFECTION, WHICH WE WILL, WE

  • CAN REDUCE THE CHANCE OF INFECTION, WHICH WE WILL, WE WILL SIGNIFICANTLY IMPEDE THE

  • INFECTION, WHICH WE WILL, WE WILL SIGNIFICANTLY IMPEDE THE

  • INFECTION, WHICH WE WILL, WE WILL SIGNIFICANTLY IMPEDE THE TRANSMISSION OF THE VIRUS.

  • WILL SIGNIFICANTLY IMPEDE THE TRANSMISSION OF THE VIRUS.

  • WILL SIGNIFICANTLY IMPEDE THE TRANSMISSION OF THE VIRUS. THE VIRUS WILL NOT HAVE A CHANCE

  • TRANSMISSION OF THE VIRUS. THE VIRUS WILL NOT HAVE A CHANCE

  • TRANSMISSION OF THE VIRUS. THE VIRUS WILL NOT HAVE A CHANCE AGAINST US.

  • THE VIRUS WILL NOT HAVE A CHANCE AGAINST US.

  • THE VIRUS WILL NOT HAVE A CHANCE AGAINST US. >> I AGREE THAT THIS VIRUS IS NO

  • AGAINST US. >> I AGREE THAT THIS VIRUS IS NO

  • AGAINST US. >> I AGREE THAT THIS VIRUS IS NO MATCH FOR THE AMERICAN PEOPLE.

  • >> I AGREE THAT THIS VIRUS IS NO MATCH FOR THE AMERICAN PEOPLE.

  • >> I AGREE THAT THIS VIRUS IS NO MATCH FOR THE AMERICAN PEOPLE. BUT FOR US TO GET THROUGH THIS,

  • MATCH FOR THE AMERICAN PEOPLE. BUT FOR US TO GET THROUGH THIS,

  • MATCH FOR THE AMERICAN PEOPLE. BUT FOR US TO GET THROUGH THIS, WE HAVE TO TAKE IMMEDIATE

  • BUT FOR US TO GET THROUGH THIS, WE HAVE TO TAKE IMMEDIATE

  • BUT FOR US TO GET THROUGH THIS, WE HAVE TO TAKE IMMEDIATE ACTION.

  • WE HAVE TO TAKE IMMEDIATE ACTION.

  • WE HAVE TO TAKE IMMEDIATE ACTION. THERE'S A BILL RIGHT NOW IN

  • ACTION. THERE'S A BILL RIGHT NOW IN

  • ACTION. THERE'S A BILL RIGHT NOW IN CONGRESS THAT WOULD PROVIDE FREE

  • THERE'S A BILL RIGHT NOW IN CONGRESS THAT WOULD PROVIDE FREE

  • THERE'S A BILL RIGHT NOW IN CONGRESS THAT WOULD PROVIDE FREE CORONAVIRUS TESTING FOR EVERYONE

  • CONGRESS THAT WOULD PROVIDE FREE CORONAVIRUS TESTING FOR EVERYONE

  • CONGRESS THAT WOULD PROVIDE FREE CORONAVIRUS TESTING FOR EVERYONE WHO NEEDS IT, PAID EMERGENCY

  • CORONAVIRUS TESTING FOR EVERYONE WHO NEEDS IT, PAID EMERGENCY

  • CORONAVIRUS TESTING FOR EVERYONE WHO NEEDS IT, PAID EMERGENCY LEAVE, AND UNEMPLOYMENT

  • WHO NEEDS IT, PAID EMERGENCY LEAVE, AND UNEMPLOYMENT

  • WHO NEEDS IT, PAID EMERGENCY LEAVE, AND UNEMPLOYMENT INSURANCE FOR WORKERS LAID OFF

  • LEAVE, AND UNEMPLOYMENT INSURANCE FOR WORKERS LAID OFF

  • LEAVE, AND UNEMPLOYMENT INSURANCE FOR WORKERS LAID OFF BECAUSE OF ECONOMIC SHOCK.

  • INSURANCE FOR WORKERS LAID OFF BECAUSE OF ECONOMIC SHOCK.

  • INSURANCE FOR WORKERS LAID OFF BECAUSE OF ECONOMIC SHOCK. FOR THE GOOD OF EVERY WORKER,

  • BECAUSE OF ECONOMIC SHOCK. FOR THE GOOD OF EVERY WORKER,

  • BECAUSE OF ECONOMIC SHOCK. FOR THE GOOD OF EVERY WORKER, FAMILY, AND COMMUNITY THAT WILL

  • FOR THE GOOD OF EVERY WORKER, FAMILY, AND COMMUNITY THAT WILL

  • FOR THE GOOD OF EVERY WORKER, FAMILY, AND COMMUNITY THAT WILL BE HURTING, WE NEED TO ENCOURAGE

  • FAMILY, AND COMMUNITY THAT WILL BE HURTING, WE NEED TO ENCOURAGE

  • FAMILY, AND COMMUNITY THAT WILL BE HURTING, WE NEED TO ENCOURAGE CONGRESS TO GET THAT DONE.

  • BE HURTING, WE NEED TO ENCOURAGE CONGRESS TO GET THAT DONE.

  • BE HURTING, WE NEED TO ENCOURAGE CONGRESS TO GET THAT DONE. [CHEERS AND APPLAUSE]

  • CONGRESS TO GET THAT DONE. [CHEERS AND APPLAUSE]

  • CONGRESS TO GET THAT DONE. [CHEERS AND APPLAUSE] SO TAKE A MOMENT,

  • [CHEERS AND APPLAUSE] SO TAKE A MOMENT,

  • [CHEERS AND APPLAUSE] SO TAKE A MOMENT, SO CALL THE NUMBER ON YOUR

  • SO TAKE A MOMENT, SO CALL THE NUMBER ON YOUR

  • SO TAKE A MOMENT, SO CALL THE NUMBER ON YOUR SCREEN AND TELL YOUR SENATORS

  • SO CALL THE NUMBER ON YOUR SCREEN AND TELL YOUR SENATORS

  • SO CALL THE NUMBER ON YOUR SCREEN AND TELL YOUR SENATORS AND REPRESENTATIVES NOW IS THE

  • SCREEN AND TELL YOUR SENATORS AND REPRESENTATIVES NOW IS THE

  • SCREEN AND TELL YOUR SENATORS AND REPRESENTATIVES NOW IS THE TIME FOR ACTION.

  • AND REPRESENTATIVES NOW IS THE TIME FOR ACTION.

  • AND REPRESENTATIVES NOW IS THE TIME FOR ACTION. SEE, THEY'RE EVEN ON BOARD.

  • TIME FOR ACTION. SEE, THEY'RE EVEN ON BOARD.

  • TIME FOR ACTION. SEE, THEY'RE EVEN ON BOARD. THANKS FOR YOUR SUPPORT, ERIC,

  • SEE, THEY'RE EVEN ON BOARD. THANKS FOR YOUR SUPPORT, ERIC,

  • SEE, THEY'RE EVEN ON BOARD. THANKS FOR YOUR SUPPORT, ERIC, DON, AND WHOEVER THAT WAS.

  • THANKS FOR YOUR SUPPORT, ERIC, DON, AND WHOEVER THAT WAS.

  • THANKS FOR YOUR SUPPORT, ERIC, DON, AND WHOEVER THAT WAS. AND LOOK, I KNOW THIS IS A TIME

  • DON, AND WHOEVER THAT WAS. AND LOOK, I KNOW THIS IS A TIME

  • DON, AND WHOEVER THAT WAS. AND LOOK, I KNOW THIS IS A TIME OF GREAT ANXIETY FOR OUR

  • AND LOOK, I KNOW THIS IS A TIME OF GREAT ANXIETY FOR OUR

  • AND LOOK, I KNOW THIS IS A TIME OF GREAT ANXIETY FOR OUR COUNTRY.

  • OF GREAT ANXIETY FOR OUR COUNTRY.

  • OF GREAT ANXIETY FOR OUR COUNTRY. BUT BELIEVE ME WHEN I SAY, THE

  • COUNTRY. BUT BELIEVE ME WHEN I SAY, THE

  • COUNTRY. BUT BELIEVE ME WHEN I SAY, THE RESOLVE OF OUR NATION IS STRONG.

  • BUT BELIEVE ME WHEN I SAY, THE RESOLVE OF OUR NATION IS STRONG.

  • BUT BELIEVE ME WHEN I SAY, THE RESOLVE OF OUR NATION IS STRONG. OUR IDEALS RUN DEEP.

  • RESOLVE OF OUR NATION IS STRONG. OUR IDEALS RUN DEEP.

  • RESOLVE OF OUR NATION IS STRONG. OUR IDEALS RUN DEEP. AMERICA WILL ALWAYS BE AMERICA.

  • OUR IDEALS RUN DEEP. AMERICA WILL ALWAYS BE AMERICA.

  • OUR IDEALS RUN DEEP. AMERICA WILL ALWAYS BE AMERICA. AND HERE IS LIVING PROOF OF

  • AMERICA WILL ALWAYS BE AMERICA. AND HERE IS LIVING PROOF OF

  • AMERICA WILL ALWAYS BE AMERICA. AND HERE IS LIVING PROOF OF THAT -- FROM LAST NIGHT'S

  • AND HERE IS LIVING PROOF OF THAT -- FROM LAST NIGHT'S

  • AND HERE IS LIVING PROOF OF THAT -- FROM LAST NIGHT'S "MASKED SINGER."

  • THAT -- FROM LAST NIGHT'S "MASKED SINGER."

  • THAT -- FROM LAST NIGHT'S "MASKED SINGER." ♪ ♪

  • "MASKED SINGER." ♪ ♪

  • "MASKED SINGER." ♪ ♪ ♪ WHEN A GIRL WALKED IN WITH AN

  • ♪ ♪ ♪ WHEN A GIRL WALKED IN WITH AN

  • ♪ ♪ ♪ WHEN A GIRL WALKED IN WITH AN ITTY, BITTY WAIST ♪

  • ♪ WHEN A GIRL WALKED IN WITH AN ITTY, BITTY WAIST ♪

  • ♪ WHEN A GIRL WALKED IN WITH AN ITTY, BITTY WAIST ♪ >> THAT'S GOING TO BE ME IN

  • ITTY, BITTY WAIST ♪ >> THAT'S GOING TO BE ME IN

  • ITTY, BITTY WAIST ♪ >> THAT'S GOING TO BE ME IN THREE MONTHS, ISN'T IT?

  • >> THAT'S GOING TO BE ME IN THREE MONTHS, ISN'T IT?

  • >> THAT'S GOING TO BE ME IN THREE MONTHS, ISN'T IT? YOU KNOW, A LOT OF FOLKS ARE

  • THREE MONTHS, ISN'T IT? YOU KNOW, A LOT OF FOLKS ARE

  • THREE MONTHS, ISN'T IT? YOU KNOW, A LOT OF FOLKS ARE WONDERING HOW I ENDED UP GETTING

  • YOU KNOW, A LOT OF FOLKS ARE WONDERING HOW I ENDED UP GETTING

  • YOU KNOW, A LOT OF FOLKS ARE WONDERING HOW I ENDED UP GETTING BOOKED TO HOST THIS SHOW AND ALL

  • WONDERING HOW I ENDED UP GETTING BOOKED TO HOST THIS SHOW AND ALL

  • WONDERING HOW I ENDED UP GETTING BOOKED TO HOST THIS SHOW AND ALL I CAN SAY IS THAT IOWA CAUCUS

  • BOOKED TO HOST THIS SHOW AND ALL I CAN SAY IS THAT IOWA CAUCUS

  • BOOKED TO HOST THIS SHOW AND ALL I CAN SAY IS THAT IOWA CAUCUS APP REALLY SCREWED EVERYTHING

  • I CAN SAY IS THAT IOWA CAUCUS APP REALLY SCREWED EVERYTHING

  • I CAN SAY IS THAT IOWA CAUCUS APP REALLY SCREWED EVERYTHING UP.

  • APP REALLY SCREWED EVERYTHING UP.

  • APP REALLY SCREWED EVERYTHING UP. [CHEERS AND APPLAUSE]

  • UP. [CHEERS AND APPLAUSE]

  • UP. [CHEERS AND APPLAUSE] ACTUALLY, JIMMY ASKED ME TO FILL

  • [CHEERS AND APPLAUSE] ACTUALLY, JIMMY ASKED ME TO FILL

  • [CHEERS AND APPLAUSE] ACTUALLY, JIMMY ASKED ME TO FILL IN BECAUSE RIGHT NOW HE IS OFF

  • ACTUALLY, JIMMY ASKED ME TO FILL IN BECAUSE RIGHT NOW HE IS OFF

  • ACTUALLY, JIMMY ASKED ME TO FILL IN BECAUSE RIGHT NOW HE IS OFF TAPING "WHO WANTS TO BE A

  • IN BECAUSE RIGHT NOW HE IS OFF TAPING "WHO WANTS TO BE A

  • IN BECAUSE RIGHT NOW HE IS OFF TAPING "WHO WANTS TO BE A MILLIONAIRE?" WHICH IS A GAME

  • TAPING "WHO WANTS TO BE A MILLIONAIRE?" WHICH IS A GAME

  • TAPING "WHO WANTS TO BE A MILLIONAIRE?" WHICH IS A GAME SHOW MICHAEL BLOOMBERG WON

  • MILLIONAIRE?" WHICH IS A GAME SHOW MICHAEL BLOOMBERG WON

  • MILLIONAIRE?" WHICH IS A GAME SHOW MICHAEL BLOOMBERG WON 56,000 TIMES IN A ROW.

  • SHOW MICHAEL BLOOMBERG WON 56,000 TIMES IN A ROW.

  • SHOW MICHAEL BLOOMBERG WON 56,000 TIMES IN A ROW. PEOPLE HAVE BEEN SKEPTICAL ABOUT

  • 56,000 TIMES IN A ROW. PEOPLE HAVE BEEN SKEPTICAL ABOUT

  • 56,000 TIMES IN A ROW. PEOPLE HAVE BEEN SKEPTICAL ABOUT ME HOSTING A SHOW LIKE THIS.

  • PEOPLE HAVE BEEN SKEPTICAL ABOUT ME HOSTING A SHOW LIKE THIS.

  • PEOPLE HAVE BEEN SKEPTICAL ABOUT ME HOSTING A SHOW LIKE THIS. THEY'RE LIKE "YOU'RE TOO

  • ME HOSTING A SHOW LIKE THIS. THEY'RE LIKE "YOU'RE TOO

  • ME HOSTING A SHOW LIKE THIS. THEY'RE LIKE "YOU'RE TOO INEXPERIENCED, YOU'LL NEVER BE A

  • THEY'RE LIKE "YOU'RE TOO INEXPERIENCED, YOU'LL NEVER BE A

  • THEY'RE LIKE "YOU'RE TOO INEXPERIENCED, YOU'LL NEVER BE A GOOD LATE NIGHT HOST."

  • INEXPERIENCED, YOU'LL NEVER BE A GOOD LATE NIGHT HOST."

  • INEXPERIENCED, YOU'LL NEVER BE A GOOD LATE NIGHT HOST." WELL, A LOT OF PEOPLE SAID I'D

  • GOOD LATE NIGHT HOST." WELL, A LOT OF PEOPLE SAID I'D

  • GOOD LATE NIGHT HOST." WELL, A LOT OF PEOPLE SAID I'D NEVER GET ELECTED PRESIDENT --

  • WELL, A LOT OF PEOPLE SAID I'D NEVER GET ELECTED PRESIDENT --

  • WELL, A LOT OF PEOPLE SAID I'D NEVER GET ELECTED PRESIDENT -- AND I SHOWED THEM!

  • NEVER GET ELECTED PRESIDENT -- AND I SHOWED THEM!

  • NEVER GET ELECTED PRESIDENT -- AND I SHOWED THEM! WELL, I'VE BEEN MADE TO FEEL

  • AND I SHOWED THEM! WELL, I'VE BEEN MADE TO FEEL

  • AND I SHOWED THEM! WELL, I'VE BEEN MADE TO FEEL VERY WELCOME HERE TODAY.

  • WELL, I'VE BEEN MADE TO FEEL VERY WELCOME HERE TODAY.

  • WELL, I'VE BEEN MADE TO FEEL VERY WELCOME HERE TODAY. AND BECAUSE I NEVER SHOW UP TO

  • VERY WELCOME HERE TODAY. AND BECAUSE I NEVER SHOW UP TO

  • VERY WELCOME HERE TODAY. AND BECAUSE I NEVER SHOW UP TO SOMEONE'S HOME EMPTY HANDED, I

  • AND BECAUSE I NEVER SHOW UP TO SOMEONE'S HOME EMPTY HANDED, I

  • AND BECAUSE I NEVER SHOW UP TO SOMEONE'S HOME EMPTY HANDED, I BROUGHT SOME GIFTS FOR THE CREW.

  • SOMEONE'S HOME EMPTY HANDED, I BROUGHT SOME GIFTS FOR THE CREW.

  • SOMEONE'S HOME EMPTY HANDED, I BROUGHT SOME GIFTS FOR THE CREW. TRUTH IS, I HAVE A SHIPPING

  • BROUGHT SOME GIFTS FOR THE CREW. TRUTH IS, I HAVE A SHIPPING

  • BROUGHT SOME GIFTS FOR THE CREW. TRUTH IS, I HAVE A SHIPPING CONTAINER FULL OF "PETE FOR

  • TRUTH IS, I HAVE A SHIPPING CONTAINER FULL OF "PETE FOR

  • TRUTH IS, I HAVE A SHIPPING CONTAINER FULL OF "PETE FOR PRESIDENT" MERCH I CAN'T GET RID

  • CONTAINER FULL OF "PETE FOR PRESIDENT" MERCH I CAN'T GET RID

  • CONTAINER FULL OF "PETE FOR PRESIDENT" MERCH I CAN'T GET RID OF.

  • PRESIDENT" MERCH I CAN'T GET RID OF.

  • PRESIDENT" MERCH I CAN'T GET RID OF. [CHEERS AND APPLAUSE]

  • OF. [CHEERS AND APPLAUSE]

  • OF. [CHEERS AND APPLAUSE] >> SO EVERYBODY HERE GOT SOME

  • [CHEERS AND APPLAUSE] >> SO EVERYBODY HERE GOT SOME

  • [CHEERS AND APPLAUSE] >> SO EVERYBODY HERE GOT SOME NEW THREADS TODAY.

  • >> SO EVERYBODY HERE GOT SOME NEW THREADS TODAY.

  • >> SO EVERYBODY HERE GOT SOME NEW THREADS TODAY. AND I'M GUESSING BY YOUR

  • NEW THREADS TODAY. AND I'M GUESSING BY YOUR

  • NEW THREADS TODAY. AND I'M GUESSING BY YOUR EXPRESSIONS THAT SOME YOU MIGHT

  • AND I'M GUESSING BY YOUR EXPRESSIONS THAT SOME YOU MIGHT

  • AND I'M GUESSING BY YOUR EXPRESSIONS THAT SOME YOU MIGHT NOT HAVE VOTED FOR ME.

  • EXPRESSIONS THAT SOME YOU MIGHT NOT HAVE VOTED FOR ME.

  • EXPRESSIONS THAT SOME YOU MIGHT NOT HAVE VOTED FOR ME. >> I ALSO FOUND SOMEONE TO TAKE

  • NOT HAVE VOTED FOR ME. >> I ALSO FOUND SOMEONE TO TAKE

  • NOT HAVE VOTED FOR ME. >> I ALSO FOUND SOMEONE TO TAKE ALL THE LEFTOVER BUMPER STICKERS

  • >> I ALSO FOUND SOMEONE TO TAKE ALL THE LEFTOVER BUMPER STICKERS

  • >> I ALSO FOUND SOMEONE TO TAKE ALL THE LEFTOVER BUMPER STICKERS AND BUTTONS OFF MY HANDS.

  • ALL THE LEFTOVER BUMPER STICKERS AND BUTTONS OFF MY HANDS.

  • ALL THE LEFTOVER BUMPER STICKERS AND BUTTONS OFF MY HANDS. [CHEERS AND APPLAUSE]

  • AND BUTTONS OFF MY HANDS. [CHEERS AND APPLAUSE]

  • AND BUTTONS OFF MY HANDS. [CHEERS AND APPLAUSE] >> HEY, EVERYBODY!

  • [CHEERS AND APPLAUSE] >> HEY, EVERYBODY!

  • [CHEERS AND APPLAUSE] >> HEY, EVERYBODY! >> YOU LOOK GREAT GUILLERMO.

  • >> HEY, EVERYBODY! >> YOU LOOK GREAT GUILLERMO.

  • >> HEY, EVERYBODY! >> YOU LOOK GREAT GUILLERMO. >> I FEEL GREAT, MR. PETE.

  • >> YOU LOOK GREAT GUILLERMO. >> I FEEL GREAT, MR. PETE.

  • >> YOU LOOK GREAT GUILLERMO. >> I FEEL GREAT, MR. PETE. >> I SPENT MOST OF THE DAY

  • >> I FEEL GREAT, MR. PETE. >> I SPENT MOST OF THE DAY

  • >> I FEEL GREAT, MR. PETE. >> I SPENT MOST OF THE DAY TEACHING GUILLERMO HOW TO

  • >> I SPENT MOST OF THE DAY TEACHING GUILLERMO HOW TO

  • >> I SPENT MOST OF THE DAY TEACHING GUILLERMO HOW TO PRONOUNCE MY LAST NAME AND I

  • TEACHING GUILLERMO HOW TO PRONOUNCE MY LAST NAME AND I

  • TEACHING GUILLERMO HOW TO PRONOUNCE MY LAST NAME AND I THINK WE FINALLY GOT IT.

  • PRONOUNCE MY LAST NAME AND I THINK WE FINALLY GOT IT.

  • PRONOUNCE MY LAST NAME AND I THINK WE FINALLY GOT IT. WANT TO GIVE IT A SHOT?

  • THINK WE FINALLY GOT IT. WANT TO GIVE IT A SHOT?

  • THINK WE FINALLY GOT IT. WANT TO GIVE IT A SHOT? >> Guillermo: OKAY.

  • WANT TO GIVE IT A SHOT? >> Guillermo: OKAY.

  • WANT TO GIVE IT A SHOT? >> Guillermo: OKAY. ALL RIGHT.

  • >> Guillermo: OKAY. ALL RIGHT.

  • >> Guillermo: OKAY. ALL RIGHT. MR. PETE BUTTACHEESE.

  • ALL RIGHT. MR. PETE BUTTACHEESE.

  • ALL RIGHT. MR. PETE BUTTACHEESE. >> THAT'S BETTER THAN MOST

  • MR. PETE BUTTACHEESE. >> THAT'S BETTER THAN MOST

  • MR. PETE BUTTACHEESE. >> THAT'S BETTER THAN MOST PEOPLE DO.

  • >> THAT'S BETTER THAN MOST PEOPLE DO.

  • >> THAT'S BETTER THAN MOST PEOPLE DO. I'M GLAD JIMMY ASKED ME TO HOST

  • PEOPLE DO. I'M GLAD JIMMY ASKED ME TO HOST

  • PEOPLE DO. I'M GLAD JIMMY ASKED ME TO HOST TONIGHT BECAUSE, FRANKLY, I'VE

  • I'M GLAD JIMMY ASKED ME TO HOST TONIGHT BECAUSE, FRANKLY, I'VE

  • I'M GLAD JIMMY ASKED ME TO HOST TONIGHT BECAUSE, FRANKLY, I'VE GOT NOTHING ELSE GOING ON.

  • TONIGHT BECAUSE, FRANKLY, I'VE GOT NOTHING ELSE GOING ON.

  • TONIGHT BECAUSE, FRANKLY, I'VE GOT NOTHING ELSE GOING ON. AS YOU KNOW, I DROPPED OUT OF

  • GOT NOTHING ELSE GOING ON. AS YOU KNOW, I DROPPED OUT OF

  • GOT NOTHING ELSE GOING ON. AS YOU KNOW, I DROPPED OUT OF THE PRESIDENTIAL RACE LAST

  • AS YOU KNOW, I DROPPED OUT OF THE PRESIDENTIAL RACE LAST

  • AS YOU KNOW, I DROPPED OUT OF THE PRESIDENTIAL RACE LAST WEEK -- WHICH WAS UNFORTUNATE.

  • THE PRESIDENTIAL RACE LAST WEEK -- WHICH WAS UNFORTUNATE.

  • THE PRESIDENTIAL RACE LAST WEEK -- WHICH WAS UNFORTUNATE. BUT WHAT CAN I SAY?

  • WEEK -- WHICH WAS UNFORTUNATE. BUT WHAT CAN I SAY?

  • WEEK -- WHICH WAS UNFORTUNATE. BUT WHAT CAN I SAY? SOME CANDIDATES KNOW WHEN TO GET

  • BUT WHAT CAN I SAY? SOME CANDIDATES KNOW WHEN TO GET

  • BUT WHAT CAN I SAY? SOME CANDIDATES KNOW WHEN TO GET OUT OF THE RACE, AND SOME

  • SOME CANDIDATES KNOW WHEN TO GET OUT OF THE RACE, AND SOME

  • SOME CANDIDATES KNOW WHEN TO GET OUT OF THE RACE, AND SOME CANDIDATES ARE TULSI GABBARD.

  • OUT OF THE RACE, AND SOME CANDIDATES ARE TULSI GABBARD.

  • OUT OF THE RACE, AND SOME CANDIDATES ARE TULSI GABBARD. [CHEERS AND APPLAUSE]

  • CANDIDATES ARE TULSI GABBARD. [CHEERS AND APPLAUSE]

  • CANDIDATES ARE TULSI GABBARD. [CHEERS AND APPLAUSE] BUT REALLY,

  • [CHEERS AND APPLAUSE] BUT REALLY,

  • [CHEERS AND APPLAUSE] BUT REALLY, RUNNING FOR PRESIDENT WAS AN

  • BUT REALLY, RUNNING FOR PRESIDENT WAS AN

  • BUT REALLY, RUNNING FOR PRESIDENT WAS AN AMAZING EXPERIENCE.

  • RUNNING FOR PRESIDENT WAS AN AMAZING EXPERIENCE.

  • RUNNING FOR PRESIDENT WAS AN AMAZING EXPERIENCE. AND I REALLY THOUGHT WE HAD A

  • AMAZING EXPERIENCE. AND I REALLY THOUGHT WE HAD A

  • AMAZING EXPERIENCE. AND I REALLY THOUGHT WE HAD A SHOT.

  • AND I REALLY THOUGHT WE HAD A SHOT.

  • AND I REALLY THOUGHT WE HAD A SHOT. TURNS OUT I WAS ABOUT 40 YEARS

  • SHOT. TURNS OUT I WAS ABOUT 40 YEARS

  • SHOT. TURNS OUT I WAS ABOUT 40 YEARS TOO YOUNG AND 38 YEARS TOO GAY.

  • TURNS OUT I WAS ABOUT 40 YEARS TOO YOUNG AND 38 YEARS TOO GAY.

  • TURNS OUT I WAS ABOUT 40 YEARS TOO YOUNG AND 38 YEARS TOO GAY. >> BUT I DO HOPE, AT THE VERY

  • TOO YOUNG AND 38 YEARS TOO GAY. >> BUT I DO HOPE, AT THE VERY

  • TOO YOUNG AND 38 YEARS TOO GAY. >> BUT I DO HOPE, AT THE VERY LEAST, MY PRESIDENTIAL RUN HAS

  • >> BUT I DO HOPE, AT THE VERY LEAST, MY PRESIDENTIAL RUN HAS

  • >> BUT I DO HOPE, AT THE VERY LEAST, MY PRESIDENTIAL RUN HAS INSPIRED SOME PEOPLE.

  • LEAST, MY PRESIDENTIAL RUN HAS INSPIRED SOME PEOPLE.

  • LEAST, MY PRESIDENTIAL RUN HAS INSPIRED SOME PEOPLE. I MEAN RIGHT NOW, SOMEWHERE OUT

  • INSPIRED SOME PEOPLE. I MEAN RIGHT NOW, SOMEWHERE OUT

  • INSPIRED SOME PEOPLE. I MEAN RIGHT NOW, SOMEWHERE OUT THERE IN AMERICA, THERE COULD A

  • I MEAN RIGHT NOW, SOMEWHERE OUT THERE IN AMERICA, THERE COULD A

  • I MEAN RIGHT NOW, SOMEWHERE OUT THERE IN AMERICA, THERE COULD A YOUNG KID THINKING: "ONE DAY, I

  • THERE IN AMERICA, THERE COULD A YOUNG KID THINKING: "ONE DAY, I

  • THERE IN AMERICA, THERE COULD A YOUNG KID THINKING: "ONE DAY, I TOO CAN RUN FOR PRESIDENT WHILE

  • YOUNG KID THINKING: "ONE DAY, I TOO CAN RUN FOR PRESIDENT WHILE

  • YOUNG KID THINKING: "ONE DAY, I TOO CAN RUN FOR PRESIDENT WHILE DRESSED LIKE THE MANAGER OF A

  • TOO CAN RUN FOR PRESIDENT WHILE DRESSED LIKE THE MANAGER OF A

  • TOO CAN RUN FOR PRESIDENT WHILE DRESSED LIKE THE MANAGER OF A CARMAX."

  • DRESSED LIKE THE MANAGER OF A CARMAX."

  • DRESSED LIKE THE MANAGER OF A CARMAX." THEY WRITE THE JOKES FOR ME THE

  • CARMAX." THEY WRITE THE JOKES FOR ME THE

  • CARMAX." THEY WRITE THE JOKES FOR ME THE OF

  • THEY WRITE THE JOKES FOR ME THE OF

  • THEY WRITE THE JOKES FOR ME THE OF YES, YOU CAN KID.

  • OF YES, YOU CAN KID.

  • OF YES, YOU CAN KID. YES YOU CAN.

  • YES, YOU CAN KID. YES YOU CAN.

  • YES, YOU CAN KID. YES YOU CAN. AND ALTHOUGH WE DIDN'T WIN, WE

  • YES YOU CAN. AND ALTHOUGH WE DIDN'T WIN, WE

  • YES YOU CAN. AND ALTHOUGH WE DIDN'T WIN, WE DID ACHIEVE SOME PRETTY BIG

  • AND ALTHOUGH WE DIDN'T WIN, WE DID ACHIEVE SOME PRETTY BIG

  • AND ALTHOUGH WE DIDN'T WIN, WE DID ACHIEVE SOME PRETTY BIG MILESTONES. I'M THE FIRST GAY

  • DID ACHIEVE SOME PRETTY BIG MILESTONES. I'M THE FIRST GAY

  • DID ACHIEVE SOME PRETTY BIG MILESTONES. I'M THE FIRST GAY PERSON TO EVER WIN A

  • MILESTONES. I'M THE FIRST GAY PERSON TO EVER WIN A

  • MILESTONES. I'M THE FIRST GAY PERSON TO EVER WIN A PRESIDENTIAL PRIMARY OR CAUCUS.

  • PERSON TO EVER WIN A PRESIDENTIAL PRIMARY OR CAUCUS.

  • PERSON TO EVER WIN A PRESIDENTIAL PRIMARY OR CAUCUS. [CHEERS AND APPLAUSE]

  • PRESIDENTIAL PRIMARY OR CAUCUS. [CHEERS AND APPLAUSE]

  • PRESIDENTIAL PRIMARY OR CAUCUS. [CHEERS AND APPLAUSE] AND THE FIRST GAY MAN IN

  • [CHEERS AND APPLAUSE] AND THE FIRST GAY MAN IN

  • [CHEERS AND APPLAUSE] AND THE FIRST GAY MAN IN 30 YEARS TO WEAR PLEATED PANTS.

  • AND THE FIRST GAY MAN IN 30 YEARS TO WEAR PLEATED PANTS.

  • AND THE FIRST GAY MAN IN 30 YEARS TO WEAR PLEATED PANTS. WE ALL HAVE OUR JOURNEY.

  • 30 YEARS TO WEAR PLEATED PANTS. WE ALL HAVE OUR JOURNEY.

  • 30 YEARS TO WEAR PLEATED PANTS. WE ALL HAVE OUR JOURNEY. I'M VERY EXCITED ABOUT MY GUESTS

  • WE ALL HAVE OUR JOURNEY. I'M VERY EXCITED ABOUT MY GUESTS

  • WE ALL HAVE OUR JOURNEY. I'M VERY EXCITED ABOUT MY GUESTS TONIGHT.

  • I'M VERY EXCITED ABOUT MY GUESTS TONIGHT.

  • I'M VERY EXCITED ABOUT MY GUESTS TONIGHT. WE HAVE MUSIC FROM JHENE AIKO

  • TONIGHT. WE HAVE MUSIC FROM JHENE AIKO

  • TONIGHT. WE HAVE MUSIC FROM JHENE AIKO FEATURING MIGUEL.

  • WE HAVE MUSIC FROM JHENE AIKO FEATURING MIGUEL.

  • WE HAVE MUSIC FROM JHENE AIKO FEATURING MIGUEL. [CHEERS AND APPLAUSE]

  • FEATURING MIGUEL. [CHEERS AND APPLAUSE]

  • FEATURING MIGUEL. [CHEERS AND APPLAUSE] FROM VEEP, TONY HALE IS HERE.

  • [CHEERS AND APPLAUSE] FROM VEEP, TONY HALE IS HERE.

  • [CHEERS AND APPLAUSE] FROM VEEP, TONY HALE IS HERE. [CHEERS AND APPLAUSE]

  • FROM VEEP, TONY HALE IS HERE. [CHEERS AND APPLAUSE]

  • FROM VEEP, TONY HALE IS HERE. [CHEERS AND APPLAUSE] AND THE ONE AND ONLY

  • [CHEERS AND APPLAUSE] AND THE ONE AND ONLY

  • [CHEERS AND APPLAUSE] AND THE ONE AND ONLY SIR PATRICK STEWART IS WITH US.

  • AND THE ONE AND ONLY SIR PATRICK STEWART IS WITH US.

  • AND THE ONE AND ONLY SIR PATRICK STEWART IS WITH US. [CHEERS AND APPLAUSE]

  • SIR PATRICK STEWART IS WITH US. [CHEERS AND APPLAUSE]

  • SIR PATRICK STEWART IS WITH US. [CHEERS AND APPLAUSE] THAT'S GOING TO BE GREAT.

  • [CHEERS AND APPLAUSE] THAT'S GOING TO BE GREAT.

  • [CHEERS AND APPLAUSE] THAT'S GOING TO BE GREAT. YOU'LL GET TO SEE CAPTAIN PICARD

  • THAT'S GOING TO BE GREAT. YOU'LL GET TO SEE CAPTAIN PICARD

  • THAT'S GOING TO BE GREAT. YOU'LL GET TO SEE CAPTAIN PICARD INTERVIEWED BY ME, A GUY WHO

  • YOU'LL GET TO SEE CAPTAIN PICARD INTERVIEWED BY ME, A GUY WHO

  • YOU'LL GET TO SEE CAPTAIN PICARD INTERVIEWED BY ME, A GUY WHO LOOKS LIKE SPOCK'S INTERN.

  • INTERVIEWED BY ME, A GUY WHO LOOKS LIKE SPOCK'S INTERN.

  • INTERVIEWED BY ME, A GUY WHO LOOKS LIKE SPOCK'S INTERN. I HAVE BEEN A HUGE "STAR TREK"

  • LOOKS LIKE SPOCK'S INTERN. I HAVE BEEN A HUGE "STAR TREK"

  • LOOKS LIKE SPOCK'S INTERN. I HAVE BEEN A HUGE "STAR TREK" FAN MY WHOLE LIFE.

  • I HAVE BEEN A HUGE "STAR TREK" FAN MY WHOLE LIFE.

  • I HAVE BEEN A HUGE "STAR TREK" FAN MY WHOLE LIFE. AND I'VE ALWAYS THOUGHT

  • FAN MY WHOLE LIFE. AND I'VE ALWAYS THOUGHT

  • FAN MY WHOLE LIFE. AND I'VE ALWAYS THOUGHT PATRICK STEWART WAS SO COOL

  • AND I'VE ALWAYS THOUGHT PATRICK STEWART WAS SO COOL

  • AND I'VE ALWAYS THOUGHT PATRICK STEWART WAS SO COOL BECAUSE HE'S IN CHARGE OF A

  • PATRICK STEWART WAS SO COOL BECAUSE HE'S IN CHARGE OF A

  • PATRICK STEWART WAS SO COOL BECAUSE HE'S IN CHARGE OF A FICTIONAL SPACE FLEET.

  • BECAUSE HE'S IN CHARGE OF A FICTIONAL SPACE FLEET.

  • BECAUSE HE'S IN CHARGE OF A FICTIONAL SPACE FLEET. JUST LIKE MIKE PENCE.

  • FICTIONAL SPACE FLEET. JUST LIKE MIKE PENCE.

  • FICTIONAL SPACE FLEET. JUST LIKE MIKE PENCE. >> THAT'S A GOOD ONE, YOU REALLY

  • JUST LIKE MIKE PENCE. >> THAT'S A GOOD ONE, YOU REALLY

  • JUST LIKE MIKE PENCE. >> THAT'S A GOOD ONE, YOU REALLY GOT LOIM.

  • >> THAT'S A GOOD ONE, YOU REALLY GOT LOIM.

  • >> THAT'S A GOOD ONE, YOU REALLY GOT LOIM. THAT WAS AMAZING.

  • GOT LOIM. THAT WAS AMAZING.

  • GOT LOIM. THAT WAS AMAZING. >> OH HEY, TONY HALE.

  • THAT WAS AMAZING. >> OH HEY, TONY HALE.

  • THAT WAS AMAZING. >> OH HEY, TONY HALE. YOU'RE OUT HERE EARLY.

  • >> OH HEY, TONY HALE. YOU'RE OUT HERE EARLY.

  • >> OH HEY, TONY HALE. YOU'RE OUT HERE EARLY. >> WELL, I JUST FELT BAD NOBODY

  • YOU'RE OUT HERE EARLY. >> WELL, I JUST FELT BAD NOBODY

  • YOU'RE OUT HERE EARLY. >> WELL, I JUST FELT BAD NOBODY SHOWED UP TO WATCH YOU HOST, SO

  • >> WELL, I JUST FELT BAD NOBODY SHOWED UP TO WATCH YOU HOST, SO

  • >> WELL, I JUST FELT BAD NOBODY SHOWED UP TO WATCH YOU HOST, SO I THOUGHT I'D COME DOWN HERE AND

  • SHOWED UP TO WATCH YOU HOST, SO I THOUGHT I'D COME DOWN HERE AND

  • SHOWED UP TO WATCH YOU HOST, SO I THOUGHT I'D COME DOWN HERE AND BE A SEAT FILLER.

  • I THOUGHT I'D COME DOWN HERE AND BE A SEAT FILLER.

  • I THOUGHT I'D COME DOWN HERE AND BE A SEAT FILLER. >> ACTUALLY WE DID THIS BECAUSE

  • BE A SEAT FILLER. >> ACTUALLY WE DID THIS BECAUSE

  • BE A SEAT FILLER. >> ACTUALLY WE DID THIS BECAUSE OF THE CORONAVIRUS.

  • >> ACTUALLY WE DID THIS BECAUSE OF THE CORONAVIRUS.

  • >> ACTUALLY WE DID THIS BECAUSE OF THE CORONAVIRUS. >> HEY MAN, WHATEVER YOU'VE

  • OF THE CORONAVIRUS. >> HEY MAN, WHATEVER YOU'VE

  • OF THE CORONAVIRUS. >> HEY MAN, WHATEVER YOU'VE WI

  • >> HEY MAN, WHATEVER YOU'VE WI

  • >> HEY MAN, WHATEVER YOU'VE WI WITH, WHATEVER HELPS YOU SLEEP

  • WI WITH, WHATEVER HELPS YOU SLEEP

  • WI WITH, WHATEVER HELPS YOU SLEEP AT NIGHT.

  • WITH, WHATEVER HELPS YOU SLEEP AT NIGHT.

  • WITH, WHATEVER HELPS YOU SLEEP AT NIGHT. >> AS I MENTIONED EARLIER, NOW

  • AT NIGHT. >> AS I MENTIONED EARLIER, NOW

  • AT NIGHT. >> AS I MENTIONED EARLIER, NOW THAT I'M OUT OF THE PRESIDENTIAL

  • >> AS I MENTIONED EARLIER, NOW THAT I'M OUT OF THE PRESIDENTIAL

  • >> AS I MENTIONED EARLIER, NOW THAT I'M OUT OF THE PRESIDENTIAL RACE AND NO LONGER THE MAYOR OF

  • THAT I'M OUT OF THE PRESIDENTIAL RACE AND NO LONGER THE MAYOR OF

  • THAT I'M OUT OF THE PRESIDENTIAL RACE AND NO LONGER THE MAYOR OF SOUTH BEND, I'M ACTUALLY

  • RACE AND NO LONGER THE MAYOR OF SOUTH BEND, I'M ACTUALLY

  • RACE AND NO LONGER THE MAYOR OF SOUTH BEND, I'M ACTUALLY UNEMPLOYED RIGHT NOW.

  • SOUTH BEND, I'M ACTUALLY UNEMPLOYED RIGHT NOW.

  • SOUTH BEND, I'M ACTUALLY UNEMPLOYED RIGHT NOW. THIS GIG IS NICE BUT I'VE ONLY

  • UNEMPLOYED RIGHT NOW. THIS GIG IS NICE BUT I'VE ONLY

  • UNEMPLOYED RIGHT NOW. THIS GIG IS NICE BUT I'VE ONLY GOT IT FOR ANOTHER 52 MINUTES OR

  • THIS GIG IS NICE BUT I'VE ONLY GOT IT FOR ANOTHER 52 MINUTES OR

  • THIS GIG IS NICE BUT I'VE ONLY GOT IT FOR ANOTHER 52 MINUTES OR SO.

  • GOT IT FOR ANOTHER 52 MINUTES OR SO.

  • GOT IT FOR ANOTHER 52 MINUTES OR SO. LUCKILY I'M RIGHT HERE ON

  • SO. LUCKILY I'M RIGHT HERE ON

  • SO. LUCKILY I'M RIGHT HERE ON HOLLYWOOD BOULEVARD AND

  • LUCKILY I'M RIGHT HERE ON HOLLYWOOD BOULEVARD AND

  • LUCKILY I'M RIGHT HERE ON HOLLYWOOD BOULEVARD AND OPPORTUNITY IS EVERYWHERE.

  • HOLLYWOOD BOULEVARD AND OPPORTUNITY IS EVERYWHERE.

  • HOLLYWOOD BOULEVARD AND OPPORTUNITY IS EVERYWHERE. SO EARLIER TODAY I TOOK A WALK

  • OPPORTUNITY IS EVERYWHERE. SO EARLIER TODAY I TOOK A WALK

  • OPPORTUNITY IS EVERYWHERE. SO EARLIER TODAY I TOOK A WALK AROUND THE NEIGHBORHOOD TO SEE

  • SO EARLIER TODAY I TOOK A WALK AROUND THE NEIGHBORHOOD TO SEE

  • SO EARLIER TODAY I TOOK A WALK AROUND THE NEIGHBORHOOD TO SEE IF I COULD SCROUNGE UP SOME

  • AROUND THE NEIGHBORHOOD TO SEE IF I COULD SCROUNGE UP SOME

  • AROUND THE NEIGHBORHOOD TO SEE IF I COULD SCROUNGE UP SOME WORK.

  • IF I COULD SCROUNGE UP SOME WORK.

  • IF I COULD SCROUNGE UP SOME WORK. ♪ ♪

  • WORK. ♪ ♪

  • WORK. ♪ ♪ EXCUSE ME.

  • ♪ ♪ EXCUSE ME.

  • ♪ ♪ EXCUSE ME. YOU HIRING AT ALL?

  • EXCUSE ME. YOU HIRING AT ALL?

  • EXCUSE ME. YOU HIRING AT ALL? ANY POSITIONS?

  • YOU HIRING AT ALL? ANY POSITIONS?

  • YOU HIRING AT ALL? ANY POSITIONS? >> NO.

  • ANY POSITIONS? >> NO.

  • ANY POSITIONS? >> NO. >> HI.

  • >> NO. >> HI.

  • >> NO. >> HI. >> HELLO, HOW ARE YOU, SIR?

  • >> HI. >> HELLO, HOW ARE YOU, SIR?

  • >> HI. >> HELLO, HOW ARE YOU, SIR? >> ARE YOU GUYS HIRING RIGHT

  • >> HELLO, HOW ARE YOU, SIR? >> ARE YOU GUYS HIRING RIGHT

  • >> HELLO, HOW ARE YOU, SIR? >> ARE YOU GUYS HIRING RIGHT NOW?

  • >> ARE YOU GUYS HIRING RIGHT NOW?

  • >> ARE YOU GUYS HIRING RIGHT NOW? >> OH, NO, SIR, SORRY.

  • NOW? >> OH, NO, SIR, SORRY.

  • NOW? >> OH, NO, SIR, SORRY. >> THANK YOU.

  • >> OH, NO, SIR, SORRY. >> THANK YOU.

  • >> OH, NO, SIR, SORRY. >> THANK YOU. >> ALL RIGHT OF.

  • >> THANK YOU. >> ALL RIGHT OF.

  • >> THANK YOU. >> ALL RIGHT OF. >> HI, HOW ARE YOU DOING?

  • >> ALL RIGHT OF. >> HI, HOW ARE YOU DOING?

  • >> ALL RIGHT OF. >> HI, HOW ARE YOU DOING? WELCOME, WHAT CAN I GET FOR YOU?

  • >> HI, HOW ARE YOU DOING? WELCOME, WHAT CAN I GET FOR YOU?

  • >> HI, HOW ARE YOU DOING? WELCOME, WHAT CAN I GET FOR YOU? >> ACTUALLY, I WAS HERE TO SPEAK

  • WELCOME, WHAT CAN I GET FOR YOU? >> ACTUALLY, I WAS HERE TO SPEAK

  • WELCOME, WHAT CAN I GET FOR YOU? >> ACTUALLY, I WAS HERE TO SPEAK ABOUT THE

  • >> ACTUALLY, I WAS HERE TO SPEAK ABOUT THE

  • >> ACTUALLY, I WAS HERE TO SPEAK ABOUT THE TO DEBBIE.

  • ABOUT THE TO DEBBIE.

  • ABOUT THE TO DEBBIE. >> HEY, DEBBIE!

  • TO DEBBIE. >> HEY, DEBBIE!

  • TO DEBBIE. >> HEY, DEBBIE! >> WHAT?

  • >> HEY, DEBBIE! >> WHAT?

  • >> HEY, DEBBIE! >> WHAT? >> THIS GUY HERE WANTS TO APPLY

  • >> WHAT? >> THIS GUY HERE WANTS TO APPLY

  • >> WHAT? >> THIS GUY HERE WANTS TO APPLY FOR A JOB.

  • >> THIS GUY HERE WANTS TO APPLY FOR A JOB.

  • >> THIS GUY HERE WANTS TO APPLY FOR A JOB. >> LET'S MAKE IT QUICK.

  • FOR A JOB. >> LET'S MAKE IT QUICK.

  • FOR A JOB. >> LET'S MAKE IT QUICK. >> THANK YOU FOR MEET BEING WITH

  • >> LET'S MAKE IT QUICK. >> THANK YOU FOR MEET BEING WITH

  • >> LET'S MAKE IT QUICK. >> THANK YOU FOR MEET BEING WITH ME, DEBBIE.

  • >> THANK YOU FOR MEET BEING WITH ME, DEBBIE.

  • >> THANK YOU FOR MEET BEING WITH ME, DEBBIE. I'M VERY EXCITED ABOUT THIS

  • ME, DEBBIE. I'M VERY EXCITED ABOUT THIS

  • ME, DEBBIE. I'M VERY EXCITED ABOUT THIS OPPORTUNITY OF

  • I'M VERY EXCITED ABOUT THIS OPPORTUNITY OF

  • I'M VERY EXCITED ABOUT THIS OPPORTUNITY OF >> WHAT ARE YOUR QUALIFICATIONS?

  • OPPORTUNITY OF >> WHAT ARE YOUR QUALIFICATIONS?

  • OPPORTUNITY OF >> WHAT ARE YOUR QUALIFICATIONS? >> I HAVE DEGREES FROM HARVARD

  • >> WHAT ARE YOUR QUALIFICATIONS? >> I HAVE DEGREES FROM HARVARD

  • >> WHAT ARE YOUR QUALIFICATIONS? >> I HAVE DEGREES FROM HARVARD AND OXFORD, SERVED AS A NAVY

  • >> I HAVE DEGREES FROM HARVARD AND OXFORD, SERVED AS A NAVY

  • >> I HAVE DEGREES FROM HARVARD AND OXFORD, SERVED AS A NAVY OFFICER AND WON THE IOWA CAUCUS.

  • AND OXFORD, SERVED AS A NAVY OFFICER AND WON THE IOWA CAUCUS.

  • AND OXFORD, SERVED AS A NAVY OFFICER AND WON THE IOWA CAUCUS. >> CAN YOU NAME ALL FIVE OF OUR

  • OFFICER AND WON THE IOWA CAUCUS. >> CAN YOU NAME ALL FIVE OF OUR

  • OFFICER AND WON THE IOWA CAUCUS. >> CAN YOU NAME ALL FIVE OF OUR PRETZEL DIPS?

  • >> CAN YOU NAME ALL FIVE OF OUR PRETZEL DIPS?

  • >> CAN YOU NAME ALL FIVE OF OUR PRETZEL DIPS? >> YOUR WHAT?

  • PRETZEL DIPS? >> YOUR WHAT?

  • PRETZEL DIPS? >> YOUR WHAT? >> OUR DIPPING SAUCES.

  • >> YOUR WHAT? >> OUR DIPPING SAUCES.

  • >> YOUR WHAT? >> OUR DIPPING SAUCES. >> RANCH.

  • >> OUR DIPPING SAUCES. >> RANCH.

  • >> OUR DIPPING SAUCES. >> RANCH. >> RANCH?

  • >> RANCH. >> RANCH?

  • >> RANCH. >> RANCH? I THOUGHT YOU WENT TO HARVARD.

  • >> RANCH? I THOUGHT YOU WENT TO HARVARD.

  • >> RANCH? I THOUGHT YOU WENT TO HARVARD. OKAY.

  • I THOUGHT YOU WENT TO HARVARD. OKAY.

  • I THOUGHT YOU WENT TO HARVARD. OKAY. HERE'S A HYPOTHETICAL.

  • OKAY. HERE'S A HYPOTHETICAL.

  • OKAY. HERE'S A HYPOTHETICAL. LET'S SAY YOU'RE HANDING OUT

  • HERE'S A HYPOTHETICAL. LET'S SAY YOU'RE HANDING OUT

  • HERE'S A HYPOTHETICAL. LET'S SAY YOU'RE HANDING OUT SAMPLES AND SOMEONE ASKS FOR A

  • LET'S SAY YOU'RE HANDING OUT SAMPLES AND SOMEONE ASKS FOR A

  • LET'S SAY YOU'RE HANDING OUT SAMPLES AND SOMEONE ASKS FOR A SECOND ONE?

  • SAMPLES AND SOMEONE ASKS FOR A SECOND ONE?

  • SAMPLES AND SOMEONE ASKS FOR A SECOND ONE? WHAT DO YOU SAY?

  • SECOND ONE? WHAT DO YOU SAY?

  • SECOND ONE? WHAT DO YOU SAY? >> I WOULD SAY AMERICA WAS

  • WHAT DO YOU SAY? >> I WOULD SAY AMERICA WAS

  • WHAT DO YOU SAY? >> I WOULD SAY AMERICA WAS FOUNDED ON AN IDEAL, AND FREEDOM

  • >> I WOULD SAY AMERICA WAS FOUNDED ON AN IDEAL, AND FREEDOM

  • >> I WOULD SAY AMERICA WAS FOUNDED ON AN IDEAL, AND FREEDOM ISN'T FREE, BUT PRETZEL SAMPLES

  • FOUNDED ON AN IDEAL, AND FREEDOM ISN'T FREE, BUT PRETZEL SAMPLES

  • FOUNDED ON AN IDEAL, AND FREEDOM ISN'T FREE, BUT PRETZEL SAMPLES SHOULD BE, AND I BELIEVE THE

  • ISN'T FREE, BUT PRETZEL SAMPLES SHOULD BE, AND I BELIEVE THE

  • ISN'T FREE, BUT PRETZEL SAMPLES SHOULD BE, AND I BELIEVE THE TIME HAS COME FOR US TO BUILD A

  • SHOULD BE, AND I BELIEVE THE TIME HAS COME FOR US TO BUILD A

  • SHOULD BE, AND I BELIEVE THE TIME HAS COME FOR US TO BUILD A NEW KIND OF POLITICS, PUT ASIDE

  • TIME HAS COME FOR US TO BUILD A NEW KIND OF POLITICS, PUT ASIDE

  • TIME HAS COME FOR US TO BUILD A NEW KIND OF POLITICS, PUT ASIDE OUR PARTISAN FIGHTING AND UNITE

  • NEW KIND OF POLITICS, PUT ASIDE OUR PARTISAN FIGHTING AND UNITE

  • NEW KIND OF POLITICS, PUT ASIDE OUR PARTISAN FIGHTING AND UNITE AROUND A COMMON GOAL, PRETZELS

  • OUR PARTISAN FIGHTING AND UNITE AROUND A COMMON GOAL, PRETZELS

  • OUR PARTISAN FIGHTING AND UNITE AROUND A COMMON GOAL, PRETZELS FOR ALL WHO WANT THEM.

  • AROUND A COMMON GOAL, PRETZELS FOR ALL WHO WANT THEM.

  • AROUND A COMMON GOAL, PRETZELS FOR ALL WHO WANT THEM. >> THE CORRECT ANSWER IS "NO."

  • FOR ALL WHO WANT THEM. >> THE CORRECT ANSWER IS "NO."

  • FOR ALL WHO WANT THEM. >> THE CORRECT ANSWER IS "NO." AND THEN YOU SHOVE THEM.

  • >> THE CORRECT ANSWER IS "NO." AND THEN YOU SHOVE THEM.

  • >> THE CORRECT ANSWER IS "NO." AND THEN YOU SHOVE THEM. >> GOT IT.

  • AND THEN YOU SHOVE THEM. >> GOT IT.

  • AND THEN YOU SHOVE THEM. >> GOT IT. >> HAVE YOU EVER TWISTED DOUGH

  • >> GOT IT. >> HAVE YOU EVER TWISTED DOUGH

  • >> GOT IT. >> HAVE YOU EVER TWISTED DOUGH INTO KNOTS?

  • >> HAVE YOU EVER TWISTED DOUGH INTO KNOTS?

  • >> HAVE YOU EVER TWISTED DOUGH INTO KNOTS? >> I HAVE NOT.

  • INTO KNOTS? >> I HAVE NOT.

  • INTO KNOTS? >> I HAVE NOT. >> MAKE ME A PRETZEL.

  • >> I HAVE NOT. >> MAKE ME A PRETZEL.

  • >> I HAVE NOT. >> MAKE ME A PRETZEL. >> OKAY.

  • >> MAKE ME A PRETZEL. >> OKAY.

  • >> MAKE ME A PRETZEL. >> OKAY. ♪ ♪

  • >> OKAY. ♪ ♪

  • >> OKAY. ♪ ♪ >> I'M SORRY, BUT I DON'T THINK

  • ♪ ♪ >> I'M SORRY, BUT I DON'T THINK

  • ♪ ♪ >> I'M SORRY, BUT I DON'T THINK YOU'RE WETZEL MATERIAL.

  • >> I'M SORRY, BUT I DON'T THINK YOU'RE WETZEL MATERIAL.

  • >> I'M SORRY, BUT I DON'T THINK YOU'RE WETZEL MATERIAL. >> ISN'T THERE ANYTHING I CAN

  • YOU'RE WETZEL MATERIAL. >> ISN'T THERE ANYTHING I CAN

  • YOU'RE WETZEL MATERIAL. >> ISN'T THERE ANYTHING I CAN DO?

  • >> ISN'T THERE ANYTHING I CAN DO?

  • >> ISN'T THERE ANYTHING I CAN DO? I NEED WORK.

  • DO? I NEED WORK.

  • DO? I NEED WORK. >> I HAVE ONE IDEA.

  • I NEED WORK. >> I HAVE ONE IDEA.

  • I NEED WORK. >> I HAVE ONE IDEA. >> SAMPLES.

  • >> I HAVE ONE IDEA. >> SAMPLES.

  • >> I HAVE ONE IDEA. >> SAMPLES. CAN I SERVE A FREE SAMPLE FOR

  • >> SAMPLES. CAN I SERVE A FREE SAMPLE FOR

  • >> SAMPLES. CAN I SERVE A FREE SAMPLE FOR YOU?

  • CAN I SERVE A FREE SAMPLE FOR YOU?

  • CAN I SERVE A FREE SAMPLE FOR YOU? >> SURE, REQUESCAN I GET ANOTHE?

  • YOU? >> SURE, REQUESCAN I GET ANOTHE?

  • YOU? >> SURE, REQUESCAN I GET ANOTHE? >> YEAH, OF COURSE, HAVE A NICE

  • >> SURE, REQUESCAN I GET ANOTHE? >> YEAH, OF COURSE, HAVE A NICE

  • >> SURE, REQUESCAN I GET ANOTHE? >> YEAH, OF COURSE, HAVE A NICE DAY.

  • >> YEAH, OF COURSE, HAVE A NICE DAY.

  • >> YEAH, OF COURSE, HAVE A NICE DAY. >> I TOLD YOU TO SHOVE'EM!

  • DAY. >> I TOLD YOU TO SHOVE'EM!

  • DAY. >> I TOLD YOU TO SHOVE'EM! ♪ ♪

  • >> I TOLD YOU TO SHOVE'EM! ♪ ♪

  • >> I TOLD YOU TO SHOVE'EM! ♪ ♪ >> I'M PRETZEL PETE, AND I

  • ♪ ♪ >> I'M PRETZEL PETE, AND I

  • ♪ ♪ >> I'M PRETZEL PETE, AND I APPROVE THIS SKETCH.

  • >> I'M PRETZEL PETE, AND I APPROVE THIS SKETCH.

  • >> I'M PRETZEL PETE, AND I APPROVE THIS SKETCH. [CHEERS AND APPLAUSE]

  • APPROVE THIS SKETCH. [CHEERS AND APPLAUSE]

  • APPROVE THIS SKETCH. [CHEERS AND APPLAUSE] >> THAT WAS WORTH A SHOT.

  • [CHEERS AND APPLAUSE] >> THAT WAS WORTH A SHOT.

  • [CHEERS AND APPLAUSE] >> THAT WAS WORTH A SHOT. MY THANKS TO DEBBIE.

  • >> THAT WAS WORTH A SHOT. MY THANKS TO DEBBIE.

  • >> THAT WAS WORTH A SHOT. MY THANKS TO DEBBIE. AND ONE MORE THING, THERE IS A

  • MY THANKS TO DEBBIE. AND ONE MORE THING, THERE IS A

  • MY THANKS TO DEBBIE. AND ONE MORE THING, THERE IS A THURSDAY NIGHT TRADITION HERE AT

  • AND ONE MORE THING, THERE IS A THURSDAY NIGHT TRADITION HERE AT

  • AND ONE MORE THING, THERE IS A THURSDAY NIGHT TRADITION HERE AT THE SHOW.

  • THURSDAY NIGHT TRADITION HERE AT THE SHOW.

  • THURSDAY NIGHT TRADITION HERE AT THE SHOW. EVERY WEEK THEY BLEEP AND BLUR

  • THE SHOW. EVERY WEEK THEY BLEEP AND BLUR

  • THE SHOW. EVERY WEEK THEY BLEEP AND BLUR MOMENTS FROM TV, WHETHER THEY

  • EVERY WEEK THEY BLEEP AND BLUR MOMENTS FROM TV, WHETHER THEY

  • EVERY WEEK THEY BLEEP AND BLUR MOMENTS FROM TV, WHETHER THEY NEED IT OR NOT.

  • MOMENTS FROM TV, WHETHER THEY NEED IT OR NOT.

  • MOMENTS FROM TV, WHETHER THEY NEED IT OR NOT. AND IN HONOR OF MY GUEST HOSTING

  • NEED IT OR NOT. AND IN HONOR OF MY GUEST HOSTING

  • NEED IT OR NOT. AND IN HONOR OF MY GUEST HOSTING STINT TONIGHT, THEY PUT TOGETHER

  • AND IN HONOR OF MY GUEST HOSTING STINT TONIGHT, THEY PUT TOGETHER

  • AND IN HONOR OF MY GUEST HOSTING STINT TONIGHT, THEY PUT TOGETHER A SPECIAL DEMOCRATIC PRIMARY

  • STINT TONIGHT, THEY PUT TOGETHER A SPECIAL DEMOCRATIC PRIMARY

  • STINT TONIGHT, THEY PUT TOGETHER A SPECIAL DEMOCRATIC PRIMARY EDITION OF "THIS WEEK IN

  • A SPECIAL DEMOCRATIC PRIMARY EDITION OF "THIS WEEK IN

  • A SPECIAL DEMOCRATIC PRIMARY EDITION OF "THIS WEEK IN UNNECESSARY CENSORSHIP."

  • EDITION OF "THIS WEEK IN UNNECESSARY CENSORSHIP."

  • EDITION OF "THIS WEEK IN UNNECESSARY CENSORSHIP." >> AWKWARD MOMENT YOU MENTION

  • UNNECESSARY CENSORSHIP." >> AWKWARD MOMENT YOU MENTION

  • UNNECESSARY CENSORSHIP." >> AWKWARD MOMENT YOU MENTION CLAIMED AFTER THE DEBATE WHEN

  • >> AWKWARD MOMENT YOU MENTION CLAIMED AFTER THE DEBATE WHEN

  • >> AWKWARD MOMENT YOU MENTION CLAIMED AFTER THE DEBATE WHEN SENATOR ELIZABETH WARREN SEEMED

  • CLAIMED AFTER THE DEBATE WHEN SENATOR ELIZABETH WARREN SEEMED

  • CLAIMED AFTER THE DEBATE WHEN SENATOR ELIZABETH WARREN SEEMED TO REJECT SENATOR BERNIE

  • SENATOR ELIZABETH WARREN SEEMED TO REJECT SENATOR BERNIE

  • SENATOR ELIZABETH WARREN SEEMED TO REJECT SENATOR BERNIE SANDERS' OFFER FOR A [ BLEEP ].

  • TO REJECT SENATOR BERNIE SANDERS' OFFER FOR A [ BLEEP ].

  • TO REJECT SENATOR BERNIE SANDERS' OFFER FOR A [ BLEEP ]. >> THE TIME FOR SMALL [ BLEEP ]S

  • SANDERS' OFFER FOR A [ BLEEP ]. >> THE TIME FOR SMALL [ BLEEP ]S

  • SANDERS' OFFER FOR A [ BLEEP ]. >> THE TIME FOR SMALL [ BLEEP ]S IS OVER.

  • >> THE TIME FOR SMALL [ BLEEP ]S IS OVER.

  • >> THE TIME FOR SMALL [ BLEEP ]S IS OVER. >> MY DAD USED TO SAY A JOB'S

  • IS OVER. >> MY DAD USED TO SAY A JOB'S

  • IS OVER. >> MY DAD USED TO SAY A JOB'S ABOUT A LOT MORE THAN A

  • >> MY DAD USED TO SAY A JOB'S ABOUT A LOT MORE THAN A

  • >> MY DAD USED TO SAY A JOB'S ABOUT A LOT MORE THAN A PAYCHECK, JOEY, IT'S ABOUT YOUR

  • ABOUT A LOT MORE THAN A PAYCHECK, JOEY, IT'S ABOUT YOUR

  • ABOUT A LOT MORE THAN A PAYCHECK, JOEY, IT'S ABOUT YOUR [ BLEEP ].

  • PAYCHECK, JOEY, IT'S ABOUT YOUR [ BLEEP ].

  • PAYCHECK, JOEY, IT'S ABOUT YOUR [ BLEEP ]. >> I RESPECT WHERE YOU'RE COMING

  • [ BLEEP ]. >> I RESPECT WHERE YOU'RE COMING

  • [ BLEEP ]. >> I RESPECT WHERE YOU'RE COMING FROM AND I HOPE TO EARN YOUR

  • >> I RESPECT WHERE YOU'RE COMING FROM AND I HOPE TO EARN YOUR

  • >> I RESPECT WHERE YOU'RE COMING FROM AND I HOPE TO EARN YOUR VOTE, BUT I DON'T PLAN TO EARN

  • FROM AND I HOPE TO EARN YOUR VOTE, BUT I DON'T PLAN TO EARN

  • FROM AND I HOPE TO EARN YOUR VOTE, BUT I DON'T PLAN TO EARN YOUR VOTE BY [ BLEEP ]ING YOU.

  • VOTE, BUT I DON'T PLAN TO EARN YOUR VOTE BY [ BLEEP ]ING YOU.

  • VOTE, BUT I DON'T PLAN TO EARN YOUR VOTE BY [ BLEEP ]ING YOU. >> ON A GOOD DAY MY WIFE

  • YOUR VOTE BY [ BLEEP ]ING YOU. >> ON A GOOD DAY MY WIFE

  • YOUR VOTE BY [ BLEEP ]ING YOU. >> ON A GOOD DAY MY WIFE [ BLEEP ]S ME.

  • >> ON A GOOD DAY MY WIFE [ BLEEP ]S ME.

  • >> ON A GOOD DAY MY WIFE [ BLEEP ]S ME. LET'S CLEAR THE AIR OF THAT ONE.

  • [ BLEEP ]S ME. LET'S CLEAR THE AIR OF THAT ONE.

  • [ BLEEP ]S ME. LET'S CLEAR THE AIR OF THAT ONE. >> IF YOU WANT TO COMPARE

  • LET'S CLEAR THE AIR OF THAT ONE. >> IF YOU WANT TO COMPARE

  • LET'S CLEAR THE AIR OF THAT ONE. >> IF YOU WANT TO COMPARE [ BLEEP ], AND FRANKLY, I'M

  • >> IF YOU WANT TO COMPARE [ BLEEP ], AND FRANKLY, I'M

  • >> IF YOU WANT TO COMPARE [ BLEEP ], AND FRANKLY, I'M SHOCKED THAT YOU DO, I WILL BE

  • [ BLEEP ], AND FRANKLY, I'M SHOCKED THAT YOU DO, I WILL BE

  • [ BLEEP ], AND FRANKLY, I'M SHOCKED THAT YOU DO, I WILL BE HAPPY TO DO THAT.

  • SHOCKED THAT YOU DO, I WILL BE HAPPY TO DO THAT.

  • SHOCKED THAT YOU DO, I WILL BE HAPPY TO DO THAT. >> I DIDN'T [ BLEEP ] PETE, HE'S

  • HAPPY TO DO THAT. >> I DIDN'T [ BLEEP ] PETE, HE'S

  • HAPPY TO DO THAT. >> I DIDN'T [ BLEEP ] PETE, HE'S BEEN [ BLEEP ]ING ME.

  • >> I DIDN'T [ BLEEP ] PETE, HE'S BEEN [ BLEEP ]ING ME.

  • >> I DIDN'T [ BLEEP ] PETE, HE'S BEEN [ BLEEP ]ING ME. >> DO YOU GUYS [ BLEEP ] EACH

  • BEEN [ BLEEP ]ING ME. >> DO YOU GUYS [ BLEEP ] EACH

  • BEEN [ BLEEP ]ING ME. >> DO YOU GUYS [ BLEEP ] EACH OTHER?

  • >> DO YOU GUYS [ BLEEP ] EACH OTHER?

  • >> DO YOU GUYS [ BLEEP ] EACH OTHER? >> NO.

  • OTHER? >> NO.

  • OTHER? >> NO. >> HERE'S WHAT I BELIEVE WE

  • >> NO. >> HERE'S WHAT I BELIEVE WE

  • >> NO. >> HERE'S WHAT I BELIEVE WE SHOULD DREAM BIG, [ BLEEP ] HARD

  • >> HERE'S WHAT I BELIEVE WE SHOULD DREAM BIG, [ BLEEP ] HARD

  • >> HERE'S WHAT I BELIEVE WE SHOULD DREAM BIG, [ BLEEP ] HARD AND WIN.

  • SHOULD DREAM BIG, [ BLEEP ] HARD AND WIN.

  • SHOULD DREAM BIG, [ BLEEP ] HARD AND WIN. >> BERNIE [ BLEEP ]S TRUMP.

  • AND WIN. >> BERNIE [ BLEEP ]S TRUMP.

  • AND WIN. >> BERNIE [ BLEEP ]S TRUMP. BERNIE [ BLEEP ]S TRUMP.

  • >> BERNIE [ BLEEP ]S TRUMP. BERNIE [ BLEEP ]S TRUMP.

  • >> BERNIE [ BLEEP ]S TRUMP. BERNIE [ BLEEP ]S TRUMP. BERNIE [ BLEEP ]S TRUMP!

  • BERNIE [ BLEEP ]S TRUMP. BERNIE [ BLEEP ]S TRUMP!

  • BERNIE [ BLEEP ]S TRUMP. BERNIE [ BLEEP ]S TRUMP! >> BUTTIGIEG, BUTTIGIEG.

  • BERNIE [ BLEEP ]S TRUMP! >> BUTTIGIEG, BUTTIGIEG.

  • BERNIE [ BLEEP ]S TRUMP! >> BUTTIGIEG, BUTTIGIEG. >> [ BLEEP ] YOU!

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