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  • - I cheated my way into college, and this is that story.

  • Craziest story I've actually ever heard about cheating

  • was one of my friends.

  • He actually tried to cheat on a AP test,

  • which I didn't do because I'm smarter than that.

  • His scores got canceled.

  • So I definitely didn't want that happening to me.

  • The person I was most afraid of getting yelled at by

  • if I got caught up was my mom.

  • Bro, my mom is Nigerian.

  • She's all about doing everything by the book,

  • everything the way it's supposed to be.

  • If I had got caught up cheating,

  • she would've probably bought me a ticket

  • straight back to Nigeria, bruh, I swear.

  • I swear she would've done it without hesitation.

  • It started in the 12th grade.

  • I was sorta known as a class clown.

  • I'd always do good on the tests,

  • but whenever the teacher were to ask me a question,

  • I'd never be able to answer it.

  • My teacher would always suspect me of cheating

  • due to my high test scores,

  • but she could never catch me in the act.

  • For our midterm we took earlier in the year,

  • she separated me away from the class

  • due to my distractive behavior, which I guess made sense.

  • On average, I'd tend to do good on the test,

  • getting As and Bs due to my wizardry cheating skills,

  • of course, and a tight-knit relationship

  • with all the nerdy kids.

  • On that midterm, however,

  • I just barely managed to scratch a C-.

  • And from then on, I'd known her suspicions

  • of me cheating had probably grown.

  • She even changed the seating arrangements in the class

  • to keep an eye on me.

  • Fast forward a couple weeks, the final test was coming up,

  • worth over 65% of our grade, I was nervous.

  • I knew she was probably gonna pull the same trick on me

  • for the midterm when she separated me away from the class,

  • so I just planned ahead.

  • My plan was to go to the review session,

  • which was held two weeks before the final exam.

  • I went to the review session with nothing but hope.

  • I honestly just needed something to save me.

  • So I pulled up to the session early.

  • About 15 students were there with the teacher,

  • all going over the study guide.

  • The teacher coincidentally had the study guides

  • in the far back of the room on her desk.

  • This just so happened to be where she kept the answer keys

  • with what would be test A and test B,

  • but at that time, I didn't know that.

  • So, I tried studying, but after a few hours went by,

  • I was just about ready to call it quits.

  • I had to learn a year's worth of math and physics equations

  • within a few days.

  • It was pretty much impossible.

  • Then all of a sudden, boom!

  • The teacher leaves the class to take a bathroom break

  • and I was free to do whatever I had to do.

  • I was already sitting

  • towards the back of the class near her desk.

  • I knew I had to act quickly

  • if I had any chance of acing this test.

  • So I quickly stood up and started scrambling

  • through the review guides on top of her desk,

  • while I was really looking for the answer keys.

  • I was scrambling and scrambling

  • and I was nervous that she was gonna come back.

  • I was looking over my shoulder,

  • I mean, I was freaking out.

  • My hands were shaking while I opened up the cabinet

  • and found the answers to both test A and test B.

  • I couldn't believe my eyes.

  • I quickly pulled out my phone

  • and took pictures of both answer keys.

  • Each one of them had the answers

  • to all 55 of the test questions.

  • I completely ignored the written response questions

  • 'cause they were only worth about 25% of the final grade

  • and I could honestly get a B or above without it.

  • I then grabbed the random study guide,

  • went back to my seat and acted like nothing happened,

  • and I managed to this all under 30 seconds.

  • Fast forward a couple weeks

  • and I already had both answer keys A and B memorized

  • like my ABCs.

  • I even made a whole song about it.

  • A, B,

  • C, C, C, D

  • B, B, A,

  • D, D, (laughs) D, E.

  • I came to the test straight chillin',

  • not worrying about what version of the test

  • she was gonna throw at me.

  • So I walked into the room,

  • I had my backpack on, had my earphones in,

  • I was just cruisin'.

  • And the minute I walked in, she was just looking at me,

  • and I already knew she was gonna try

  • to put me somewhere else or try to do something

  • to mess up my day.

  • And to my surprise, she had me seated separately

  • from the rest of the students

  • just like she did on the midterm.

  • So I walked in, you know,

  • no questions asked, went to my seat,

  • did what I had to do.

  • I got my test and it was test A.

  • I said, okay, right,

  • started taking the test.

  • 30 minutes, 20 minutes, I was done.

  • I ended up getting a B+

  • and there was so trace of suspicion whatsoever.

  • I felt like a (beep) G. (laughs)

  • And at the end of the semester,

  • I ended up finishing off with a 98% in the class.

  • I never really felt guilty about cheating

  • because at the end of the day,

  • it comes down to this,

  • you gotta work smarter, not harder.

  • If my kid ever got caught cheating,

  • I'd be very disappointed.

  • I'd be disappointed because, I'd be like,

  • "I've never got caught cheating.

  • "How could you have come outta me and get caught cheating?"

  • In terms of getting into college,

  • transfer papers and all that, it actually helped me a lot

  • because AP Physics is low key one of the hardest courses

  • to go through in high school.

  • So I had gotten into UCLA,

  • I had gotten into UC Santa Barbara.

  • So now I'm in college and I've unfortunately decided

  • to retire my cheating ways.

  • Yeah, I could get (beep) up for life

  • if I ever get caught cheating in class.

  • I really didn't end up telling anybody at school

  • besides my close friends because this is information

  • that you wanna keep concealed.

  • At the end of the day,

  • you have to graduate high school first

  • before you can move on.

  • If you go out there, bragging about this stuff

  • and it gets caught up in administration

  • or with the teachers or whatever, you're (beep).

  • And I recommend all you guys, future cheaters,

  • if you decide to do this, do that as well.

  • I am actually a little nervous

  • about talking about this subject right now.

  • My teacher that was in high school,

  • she watches a lotta YouTube.

  • So I wouldn't be surprised

  • if she came across this video right now.

  • So I actually am a little nervous.

  • She was right, I was cheating. (laughs)

  • If you're watching this right now,

  • I would just wanna say that I am not sorry.

  • I had to do what I had to do, okay?

  • So, can't do anything about it now.

  • (upbeat music)

- I cheated my way into college, and this is that story.

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我以欺騙的方式進入大學 (I Cheated My Way Into College)

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