We've got 12 hours and 36 minutes left.

Move! Move! Move!

Monica, I feel like you should have German subtitles.

Joey, speed it up.

I'm sorry. It's the pigs!

They're reluctant to get in the blankets.

Monica, how did this happen?

I thought you had this all planned out.

Do you want me to cry?

Is that what you want?

Do you want to see me cry?

Sir, no, sir.

- Alright, you. - What? No.

- Alright, you. - What? No.

Look, I told you. I am not a part of this thing.

Alright, look, Ross, I realize that you have issues

with Carol and Susan, and I feel for you, I do.

But if you don't help me cook, I'm going to take

a bunch of those little hot dogs and create

a new appetizer called "Pigs-in-Ross."

Alright, ball a melon!

Hey, how come I'm stuck dicing

when he gets to ball a melon?

[knocking at door]

- Hi. - Hi. How's it going?

Oh, it's going great, right on schedule.

Got my little happy helpers.

[all groan]

Well, that's fine. Whatever.

What's the matter?

Nothing.

Okay, everything.

I think we're calling off the wedding.

What?

You're still going to pay me, right?

Or something a little less selfish.

Carol, what's the matter? What happened?

My parents called this afternoon

to say they weren't coming.

Oh, my God.

I mean, I knew they were having trouble

with this whole thing, but..

But they're my parents, I mean

they're supposed to give me away and everything.

Okay. I'm sorry.

'And then Susan and I got in this big fight'

'cause I said maybe we should call off the wedding

and then she said, we're not doing this for them.

We're doing it for us, and if I couldn't see that

then maybe we should call off the wedding

and I don't know what to do.

I, uh, can't believe I'm going to say this

but I think Susan's right.

- You do? - Look, do you love her?

And you don't have to be too emphatic about this.

Of course, I do.

Well, then, that's it

and if George and Adelaide can't accept that

then the hell with them.

Look. I mean..

If my parents didn't want me to marry you

no way that would have stopped me.

Alright, look this is your wedding.

Do it.

You're right. Of course, you're right.

- So we're back on? - We're back on.

You heard the woman. Peel. Chop. Devil.

I can't believe I lost two minutes.