Name: 世界上最好的儀器..... (The BEST instrument in the World.....)
Uploaded: 2021-01-14T10:55:24.000Z
Duration: 6 min 43 s

未來進行式

Today we are going to be talking about the most easy,

今天我們要來聊聊「史上最簡單, 最廢的樂器」

相信大部分的人就算沒在學校吹過

I'm sure most of you have seen this already,

that requires zero talent whatsoever to play.

完全不需要任何音樂天賦就可以吹奏

Decca Classics 簽下了16歲的木笛演奏家

"Decca Classics signs 16-year- old recorder player."

No, no, no, no, no...alright, let's check this out.

不對不對不對，來看看我們做不做得到

No, no, no, no, no. Let's see if we can do it.

Let me just remind (myself) how's—how to play.

[ 以下片段可能造成聽損，TwoSet 將不負任何賠償責任 ] [ 建議戴上耳塞觀賞，使用耳機者請好自為之 ]

Alright, let's see if we can play like her.

Scissors paper rock, whoever loses goes first.

好吧，來看看我們能否像她那樣吹奏

- 哦，我可以休息一下了  - 準備好沒？

Alright, you go to the end of the phrase.

Up to there. I got this, recorder's easy.

[為雜音致歉, 這是各位觀賞 TwoSet 影片必須付出的代價]

Dude there's actually so much technique involved.

- My nose is blocked, I'm sick... *laughs* - Can't even do that.

Maybe—no, it's 'cause we got cheap ones.

真的是需要超多高難度演奏技巧

That's why, she probably has like a Strad recorder,

worth like, 10 million dollars...it's probably why.

Just released the world's first 24 karat gold...

- 我鼻子塞住了，感冒...  - 連用鼻子吹都無法

也許... 不是，因為我們的直笛是便宜貨

What, every other kid in like schools, who's just like...

就說嘛，她拿的說不定是史特拉底瓦里直笛

- Uh, what...how does the battle Naruto thing go again? - Uh...

就是，學校裡的其他同學，只會...

- 呃那個... 火影忍者遊戲主題曲怎麼唱？  - 呃...

Just...while all your friends are in primary school,

You better be practicing 40 hours a day on recorder.

Almost Ling Ling on the recorder, not quite.

你唸小學的時候, 朋友都在吹兒歌Hot Cross Bun

Practice the recorder if you're in primary school.

你最好每天給我練40小時的直笛。

如果你還是小學生, 一定要乖乖練直笛哦

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