So, this video is just what you asked for:

An extended cut of Claudia and I doing each other's make-up

It's a wife and wife make-up swap, and it was...interesting.

Some bits are going to be the extended goodness that you've already seen, and some are just completely new

Random anecdotes and stuff that we chatted about

for an hour and a half

whilst doing each other's make-up.

So, I mean, that's what you get when you marry your best friend.

So, without further ado

Make-up!

J: So, what we're gonna do is swap the make-up that we use.

Generally. So the make-up I use on myself, I'm gonna put on your face

and vice versa.

So we've got our little make-up bags in front of us.

J: Well, that's not true. C: No, I've got MY make-up bag.

C: Jessica's got her entire make-up drawer.

J: Do you wanna go first?

C: All right. What do I do after foundation?

J: So what do you normally do after you've done your foundation?

C: OK, well, this is a relatively new thing for me, but

I've started to do minimal sculpting.

Contouring/sculpting.

Whatever.

OK, so I use a light contour on day-to-day wear

and then maybe a medium contour for work.

I mean, for going out.

J: No, Claudia daytime. We'll do Claudia daytime. C: OK, my day-to-day wear.

J: I am a very pale person.

J: Just to remind you. C: I'll go for the soft contour on you, then.

C: Then we'll go for the highlights, so...

Do you want a radiance or a matte?

To be fair, I always go for matte, so I don't know why I'm asking.

I'll put matte on.

J: Except the other day you wore radiance, then you look like a skull.

C: I feel like this highlight isn't as white on you as it is on me.

For me, it's an obvious highlight; on you, it's like I can't even see it! It just looks like a mid-tone for you.

J: You can use the radiance one if you like. C: Yeah, maybe I'll have to use my evening one.

C: Whoops! Sorry!

J: OK! Well, I don't contour my face.

J: I just cover the entire thing in powder.

So...

C: It's very pearlescent for my face there.

J: The only powder I have--I wanted to use a new sponge for you, obviously

(very sanitary and whatnot), but this was the only one I had.

So...

J: You're going to feel like your face is just caked in powder.

That's going to be the feeling.

C: Oh no. That's the complete opposite to what I like.

J: Jesus! OK! [?]

J: Stop scratching your stupid face.

J: It's not a stupid face, I love it.

J: It's a lovely face.

C: You can't just insult me and then go, "It's not stupid!" [mimics kissing]

J: Yes, I can! That's marriage.

C: "Thanks for cooking dinner, darling. It's disgusting! But I love youu!"

C: "Don't ever cook again!"

C: "Don't worry, it's marriage."

J: Compliment sandwich!

C: Next stage for you...

J: Blusher?

J: You're staring at me!

C: Because, despite my make-up being more [?]--your upper lip is sweating.

J: Oh!

C: Everyone knows I get a sweaty upper lip.

C: You're wearing my make-up. Thus, you have a sweaty upper lip.

J: It's really weird having someone else poke your eye. C: Yeah.

J: When it's you, you're so prepared.

So ready.

J: This feels very random.

C: Good. J: Excellent.

J: Thank you.

J: Now I'm gonna do blusher on you.

J: Oh, my God. OK. The eyebrows are going to be pretty interesting.

J: I just use pencil, and I have a very--like a little vintage line.

Also, my natural eyebrows. Look how long/ridiculously short they are.

C: Your eyebrows are not actually ginger.

J: No! Weirdly, my eyebrows are jet black.

J: When I was a little kid, I was really blonde,

but with jet black eyebrows.

C: Whoa.

J: That's not a good reaction!

J: "Woah!" C: No, no. Let me just...

C: pinch this in a bit.

J: What is that you've put on my face?!

C: That is literally just me following your natural brow.

J: I'm gonna close the door.

C: In case someone comes in and goes, "You, in the eyebrows!"

C: They look nice from afar!

J: Warn me before you squish your face up. C: I've got an itch in my nose.

J: Itch your nose.

C: Right, next bit's gonna be interesting.

J: What's the next bit? C: Eye shadow.

J: Oh, God.

C: I'm literally just doing how I do it on myself,

but your anatomy's a bit different. Like, I go up to here with my bone

--to my brow bone, but you don't have one, so...

J: Yep. Just go to my eyebrow.

C: It's not that bad.

C: Oops, sorry, I should tell you to shut your eyes.

J: OK!

J: Beautiful!

C: Oh, is that done?

J: No. C: Oh.

J: You live in hope.

C: I don't understand when girls are having their make-up done,

like they'll pay someone to have their make-up--

do they actually like the process?

Or do you think they just like the end result?

C: I like doing things that I know are going to make my whole body feel good.

But, then, I guess some girls - or guys - you know, who have their make-up done,

maybe that makes them feel like

really good.

Their whole body. You know?

J: I always like

the end result

but not the actual process.

C: Could you warn me?!

C: Christ.

C: How do you do that to your own face?

C: You could get one of those, you know like (just gonna reference what I know),

you can get little, um,

things that clean the inside of your cameras that blow air

and they have a brush

- that would probably be quite a good make-up thing

'cause you could go [mimics the blowing]

C: and then brush away the... J: Oh yeah!

C: Are we going out like this as well?

C: Because we're going for like a pub lunch.

C: Are you gonna wear it to the pub? J: Yes.

C: Are you?! J: You have to wear yours to the pub, as well.

C: Nooo!

J: Yeah! C: Nooo, no, no, no.

J: Oh, wait, so I have to wear your clothes to the pub, but you don't have to wear my clothes to the pub?

C: No, OK, fair enough. We'll both feel uncomfortable,

C: so... J: Either we both feel uncomfortable or we both feel fine

C: Don't squint. God, this is going to be really hard to do.

C: All right.

J: This is probably going to feel like a lot of eyeliner to you.

J: And voila, eyeliner. C: Ta-da!

C: Feels very uncomfortable.

C: Shall we just do the rest of our make-up ourselves?

J: OK. C: Because, like, I don't know.

C: I'll just tell you what I do, and you just do it.

C: It'll be so much faster.

J: There we go. Had to [?]

C: Yeah, it was faster.

C: I was using my [?] J: OK, onto hair.

J: So I've had mine--I tried to curl mine in the same way that yours is naturally curled.

C: I wash it and let it dry naturally.

If I blow-dry it, it just goes like "poof."

C: Or, in the words of a hairdresser, "Your hair is like a pyramid."

C: I was quite scarred by that. I was only fifteen, I think, and I was like

J: She still mentions it! Yeah.

J: Traumatic experience. C: I think it was because I was particularly slim

and, you know, had had a bit of a growth spurt

and I was just basically a bit of a bean pole.

And then just had massive hair.

J: But then you did have another hairdresser who shaved the underside of your hair.

C: But not in a cool, trendy way! It wasn't like half my head was shaved.

J: Yeah, not like you're imagining. C: She literally just lifted up half my hair and shaved the underparts.

C: And then just put it back and went, "Look, it's a lot better now."

My mum came to pick me up and she was like, "Oh, it looks lovely, darling!" but she hadn't seen the under bit,

and as soon as I left, I was like, "Mum, look..."

and she was like [dramatic gasp]

J: "What the Hell?!"

C: She was like, "We should go back and complain and get our money back!"

And I was like, "No!" because I was just so embarrassed.

J: She refuses to get her money back for anything.

C: That's not true, I'm better now!

J: Oh, yeah? Like the other night with that drink that was so disgusting.

C: Yeah... J: And you were like, "No, we can't tell them that they've made a disgusting drink."

"I have to give it to one of our friends instead."

C: I was like if I'm gonna buy an alcoholic drink, I want it to be a nice one," because I don't drink that much, so...

J: Claud never brushes her hair.

C: Your hair looks lovely, but it's not my style.

J: It was difficult! My hair is naturally very straight.

It doesn't naturally ringlet.

J: You touch your hair, I think,

how many times?

I'm gonna say...

at least once a minute.

C: Yeah, I know.

J: You do this. C: People used to tell me that at school.

J: Flick it over here.

J: And then you like... C: Well...sorry. That's why it goes up in a bun so often!

J: Twist it around. C: Because then I do not touch it.

C: It's because that keeps its like--it's because I was so scarred by the pyramid comment!

I have to make sure it's no longer a pyramid.

J: [?] C: [?]

J: I tried to give it no parting.

J: I'm gonna brush your hair now. C: Noo, no!

C: You don't understand, darling.

J: The trauma!

C: No! On your hair, when you brush it, look: nothing happens.

C: It just goes a little bit more like...

C: ...glossy and--look, but look at that, look at that frizz

Brush my hair and it will literally be like...

J: OK, OK C: ...you've just opened a parasol on my head

J: I'm just going to brush the ends!

Just the ends, is that OK?

Can you live with that?

C: I'm not having fun at all.

J: See? It's smoother.

C: No, it feels itchy.

C: I didn't even like my mum brushing my hair.

C: I don't know why any-- J: OK, who else does not brush their hair?

J: Ever. C: My aunty said she doesn't.

C: Just because I have hair that is able to go big,

hairdressers and stylists always think, "Cool, we can do really easy big hair on you."

J: "We can do so much with this." C: And I'm like but I don't like big hair.

J: I'm not putting this bow in your hair, don't panic

but I needed a way to make a parting.

So I'm just...

J: Oh, I don't really like people who wear bows.

Weirdly.

C: It's all right. I've always dated people with eccentric dress styles.

I think I just like individuality.

I'm never gonna tell someone how to dress.

That doesn't always mean that I agree with their choices of dress.

I will just not say anything.

C: I've never felt self-conscious going out with someone

who wears something different.

Maybe because you draw the attention so it's not on me; that's why I like it.

J: OK, we got a little insight into Claudia's psychology there.

J: Thank you.

C: It is true people always want what they don't have.

J: Oh, yeah, I'll give you that.

J: I've always really wanted curly hair.

J: And then people see my straight hair and they're like, "Wow, I wish my hair was as straight as yours!"

J: I'm like, "Shut up, no, you don't"

C: I've grown to like my hair. I think as you get older you kind of appreciate what you have a bit more.

C: It's just like, look, you know, I've learnt how to deal with this now.